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be made cout of condition. M f eats is not en Dick‘s od Purj purifies the blood, the people of Wateriee. e market _ Remedy in the d for all Affecâ€" of the T hroat & ntine 2o °_ t fame as a s a gendral tonins â€"* l on _ 1 mm 4 b.ym.‘d IL). like hors; P f Fancy Fowls rl:nâ€"nd Pul‘etfl for Fall ne following variete@? y%;’;’geraw. w NIR RANGRI: of Meats, Summer Saus of 30 cts ht t e o t m o n n t 0 t i n a aa 6 ischer, There! Vvers kinds a years complete,. rs and Si ble. Satibfac 1@ hole system is topas I'.lhdx.“h? BR & CO I‘}lfrm : ] is w"i\wb, like one‘s summer. & stt A ; 4 & k silks 1nd fancy su‘k waists, which may omtncs need itravating‘ next spring, to ‘look in sty.e, may as‘ well be repaired till J t <t needless work be done. If ears «4b@4l. ~leeves ‘come in,‘ these holes unâ€" det the arim muy be cut out, when the sew pittern is laid on and they are pmple of Wateries. ‘cut over.‘ So, only brush the duzt out { such gzarments and fold away in _ dress trays, trunks or boxes. SHOP So also with the summer wraps, and the wern season‘ capes and coats, s s Jeaused thoroughly from dust and F,?fif‘f,,d imprqy spots, and put av{'fl.y where neither White Piymonlk d nareeresssees EV 2 10 an t oo ored ip av» 6@ ;"\"if)s" lt‘f f 1a) lity of the lungs. Dr. Laviolette‘s Syrup of Turpentine auguments i.‘bfl“' aidiny consumptives and asthmatics to get ril of the secmfinfll'“ oppress LE e A CV shio ° 408 cA"P there & s in W1 s nor dust can cdrrupt. The sumâ€" need protection from moths ntor as winter woolens need it in uâ€"r, that is in kind, if not as z. _ Moths may not be as active, hey will hatch aod will work in c if permitted. I have strong . though, to believe that moths t found their way into either winâ€" rsuimmer wools after they were .ly ind properly packed away. illy and pro perly, remember ; if moths there were later, the t rither the eggs were left in the cf the goods or were in the box g ere such fUNA 4 W & y M no reason why one‘s bureau <uttered with thin underâ€" wter; and, beside, usually room for both it and the â€"ds;. If there is no special he winter‘s sug ply, take an k or a series of boxes. .» summer underâ€"flannels by , each member of the family ced to an individual pile. se Jolin‘s and Kate‘s, Jimâ€" Marvy Anao‘s, all togcther inâ€" e this almost everyone has h paint as needed it and put rpets in good winter condiâ€" 4 e many who have not put wiater order, nor yet perâ€" wavy all the summer cottons o+ cotton and linen, and all lly starched, be they colored o better put away ‘rough i<, washed, not starched and [¢ the colored muslins and > not yet washed, choose a. th»y will not freeze, as freez ie dyes. White clothes are by freezing, so they can be to be done even quite late in i It is best to do these oue can ‘get to it,‘ rather verdo to accomplish it in & ut it is a help to get all these ie in a proper manner and , even if the final cambric is d or the final hols mended iary. A gown either white paw}e only slightly soiled, ,<“‘ }iif at all stained now, ¢* "twhsand times worse by K3 hap , home and housekeeper,long a such things were fashion, always knit my cotton stockâ€" uter and make our summer In summer I knit the woolen cte.‘ ‘Oh, pshaw ! how wool k to one‘s fingers in hot weaâ€" \h, so, soâ€"it is ever thus; ~le are apt ab excuses, and the indhand woman is no excepâ€" ie rule ! S ) was it said to the ready hang out your furs in June, unimer wools in September to s into them,‘ was the advice ical father gave me, and I no mothsâ€"except when ive brought them to me! care I clear them outâ€"the i TuUs y Gentleman. _i ie ; of diminishing the contractilâ€" / to thake extra work _ Do not put any garâ€" | mended, either. Firgt whole, putting the shabby : repaired ; the leisure of Jaru a vast number of }u', these wvll«mended isorted pilesâ€"John‘s in folded, Kate‘s in another, tcan posed of the gossamer unâ€" s the same plan with all cic and muslin underwear; in one package or one kave to look father‘s sbirts d Sarah Jane‘s French t cover next July. Do lvose buttons, or lost ones, es that need working over was it said to the ready . ‘He who is ready with seldom : ready otherwise P rue with the ‘new woman‘ aucestor?. \| to go into one trunk, tape or strong string, l»] with the name of t June, when the heat sh, how easily even the the menâ€"folks‘(if mother can yo to tbhat trunk their _ own portion of Then, too, as every day s ork, no one knows betâ€" | housekeepers what & ) find clothes repaired. i now may count for Jine when the busy days Hcusecleaning. Krz1ax SusLTON. Land Roomerâ€"So it is ; but you just buy the lot, an‘ yer coffin shan‘t cost you a cent ! â€" The editor of a newspaper that bas adopted ‘phonetic spelling, in a measure received a postal card from an old subâ€" scriber in the country, which read as follows : Investorâ€"I hear that it‘s very Sickâ€" ly about hercâ€"chills and fever the year round } * ‘I hev tuk your paper for leven yeres, but if you kaot spel eny better thian you bave been doin fur the las to monâ€" ths you may jes stoppit.‘ Jones asked his wife. ‘Why is a busâ€" band like like dough T (He expected she would give it up, and he was going to tell her it was ‘because a woman needs him‘), out she said it was because he was ‘hard to get off her hands.‘(Then the domestic entente cordiale was rufâ€" fled,) Servantâ€"Please, mum, when I come yesterday, you gave me the keys to your trunks, and drawers, and chests, and jewel boxes, to keep for you. Mrs. Blinkersâ€"What ! Going away Why 1 Mrs. Blinkersâ€"Yes, I did that to show that I trusted you. _ What is the matter ? Friendâ€"I understand that the people of Boomtown are asxious to have you take charge of their new charch j Popular Preacher â€"Yâ€"eâ€"s, there has been some taik about it, but I‘m not goir)g. o e _‘Doun‘t you think the Lord is calling you to this new field ?‘ o | _ _Oh, no, if be were, he would put it in their hearts to offer me & bigger salâ€" ary. The coronet of the Duchess of Marlâ€" borough is said to be not larger than the base of a small saucer. Now it is patent why every one camuot be a Duchâ€" ess. _ Very few people have heads to fit such a coronet. Foreign Suitorâ€"1I lay at your feet a coronet and a castle with a long rent roll. I am sure you cannot do better than to accept. American Beautyâ€"You flatter yourâ€" self, sir. Ove of my suitors is an amâ€" erican who sells coal in winter and ice in suummer. ‘Parson,‘ said Poker Jack, dofting his slouch hat respectfully, ‘would ye mind tellin‘ me who it wuz thet wrote ‘Let dogs delight to bark an‘ bite P‘ ‘Certainly not,‘ replied the new pasâ€" tor of the little church at Rattlesnake Diggins. ‘I am delighted to see the people of our settlement begin to take _ ‘Then I‘ve lost,‘ said Poker Jack,disâ€" consolately, ‘I bet the drinks fur the crowd it was Shakespeare. Mornin‘, E0CE Es an interest in such things. It was Dr, Watts.‘ _ CJ parson.‘ Gusâ€"Did you make an impression on that pretty. girl you got so wild about ? | t 1 Georgeâ€"I‘m afraid not, When I called she summoned her chaperon,and and then the two spent the evenipg arguing the points of a new costume, with me as umpire. ‘Dah am few t‘ings,‘ said Uncle Eben ‘mo‘ discomfortin‘ dan ter see er 25 cent young man go out ter suppah wif a million dollah girl dat‘s got er twenty dotlah appetite.! Servantâ€"Thar don‘t one of ‘em fit, not come ‘Wou‘t you please tako O" J79°) *""" | W RIcB SEO HEVERTARTT PCO CCE MIGE US so that I cya‘n 920 the play P $ t:rm’h;dmhe. ne::l;il.v'mefl. costive: Sourth DOWIO iA " TN3 â€" «Yes, if you‘ll stop talking to your | heas liver and 2400000b OODIMINISS q Ga)| gayy. Free from Eruptions escort so that 1 can hear it.‘ . [ hk re c Mm;'k’lPow dbre are E mr&eg were. l:ly_ brg;im m . . o nn mm ienss Ktomieet | h Tos wieirsc ce neas, ue sounh | _ Sn Rainy Io oc Loow out LOL . KeePFOU‘. || mrRobt Wightman,{druggist, Owen f potinad o ottme, self well and strong by taking, Hood‘s SaFSADPA || | __, crapp‘g Powders give the best of gatisfacâ€" Dnstora, ont. .‘ . * ruh.sbop..cuoodjnm \ ~|~| Hon: the combination is exoellent.‘ â€"â€" >.~ en C T a rWhat kind of u. tie. do you admire | | Mt A Jnnieris. esc ow Pocke Mfi ‘? Ap)dl U most Â¥ ho asked as he made bis regular 'fi'z‘* f J'"\“' 4s -:E"mgu l sig Nt Si€uy g00» xt aer oi i l i d Pr on c ie 3 i 4 A Aubicrestait Cactes asBes n ap R *L“ r;’{”‘_" ‘Ad ed. 4 4 hM Fair K.:; k Sov who excuses himself from lease take off your) hat A P. E. ISLAND LADY RESTORED ~ T0 HEALTH. Attacked With a Hacking Cough,.Loss of Appetite and General Feéeling of Lassitudeâ€"Pink Pills Restored Her Times without number bave we read of the wonderful cures effected by Dr. (Willians‘ Pink Pills, but generally the testimonials telling the tale had ‘laid ‘the scene in some of the other provâ€" inces. This time, however, the matter is brought directly bome, and the testâ€" imony comes from a much respected and Cbristian woman, Mrs. Sarah Strickland, residiog in the suburbs of Charlottetown, has been married many years, and blessed with a large family, and although never enjoying & robust constitution, had until a year ago enâ€" ‘joyed good health, About that time she began to feel ‘run‘ down,‘ her blood became thin and a general feeling of lassitude began to take possession of both ber mind and body. Her family | and friends viewed with alarm the graâ€" dual development of her illness, and when a coughâ€"at first inc:pient, but afterwards almost constant, erpecially at nightsâ€"set in, doctors were sumâ€" moned and everything that loving, tenâ€" der care and medical skiil could do was resorted to in order to save the affecâ€" tionate wife and mother, whosee days Health after Doctors Falled. appeared to be numbsred. Her appe tite was almost completely gone. Food was partaken of with little relish, and Mrs. Strickland was unable to do even the ordinary, lighter work of the houseâ€" hold. Shs became greatly emaciated, and in order_to partake of even the most dainty nourisbment & stimulant bad to be administered, While this gloom hung over the bome, and the mother sorrowfully thought of how soon she would have to say farewell to her young family, she was induced by a frieed to try Dr. Willâ€" iams‘ Pink _ Pills Though utterâ€" ly discouraged, â€" and almost _ disâ€" gusted with medicine ,she yielded more in a friendly way than in a hopeful spiâ€" rit. After using the pills for & short time, a gleam of hopeâ€"a wish to get wellâ€"again took possession of her, and the treatment was cheerfully conticued. It was no false feeliog but by a genuâ€". ine effort nature was beginning to reâ€" assert itself, and before many boxes were used the family were joking their mother on her appetite, her disappearâ€" ing cough and the fright she bhad given them. The uss of the Pink Pills was continued for some time longer, and now Mrs. Strickland‘s elastic step and general, excellent health, would lead you to imagine that you were gazing upon & different woman, not one who bad been snatched from the very jaws of death. She was never in better bealth and spirits, and no matter what others say, she is firm in the belief that Pink Pilis saved bher life and restored her to her wonted health and streugth, Dr. Wiliiams‘ Pink Pills are an‘ unâ€" failing cure for all troubles resulting from poverty of the blood or shattiered nerves, and where given a fair trial they never fail in cases like that above related. Sold by all dealers, or sent postpaid at 50 cents a box, or 6 boxes for:$2.50, by addressing the Dr. Willâ€" iams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont., or Schenectady, N. Y. See that the registered trade mark is on all packâ€" ages | An Irlsh Witmess â€"An Irishman was a witness in a case in which a man was shot from behind a hedge, and on being questioned the folâ€" lowing dialogue took place: . | Judgeâ€"Did you see the shot fired ? Patâ€"No,your honor but I heard it,‘ Judgeâ€"Indeed ! but that evidence won‘t satisfy me. _: [ Pat left the box, but before leaving the court he turned bis back .to the judge and induilged in a hearty roar of laughter. He was immediately brought back for contempt of court. © Judgeâ€"What did you laugh for F‘ | Patâ€"Did you see it I [ * \ Judge â€"No, but I heard it. |\ Patâ€"Wel!, indade, your honor, your evidence won‘t satisfy me.‘ The judge took the joke in good part, and Pat loft the court amid the Joking taeir Mother on her Appetite. SUMPTION CONQ Chemists and Druggists say of Stark‘s Powâ€" ers, which mhnl!uhle. immediate remedy les of the crowd. One summer, not long ago, while the celebrated humorist was at his Elmira home, {a smoothâ€"faced man rang the bell and told the girl who came to the door, fthat he wacted to see Mark Twain, or Samuel L. Clemens, as he is properly called. _ _ Give me your card and I will give it to him, said the girl. _ â€" _ The stranger aid so and waited in the hallway. _ _ ces Twain studied the card for a few moments. He couldn‘t remember the name. As it was a French one, he thought fpossibly that it was some notable he ‘had met abroad and who wished to renew acquaintances. So he went down stairs and shook bands with the stranger. ”-Nov},\M_r;_CTemens, began the visitâ€" or, in fluent English, you are wonderâ€" ing who I am. Well, you have never met me before. I simply came here to deny a .certs% passaga in your book, Innocents Abroad. Now, when you went to Paris, the stranger went on smoothly, you said thht the most terâ€" rible thing that ever bhappened to you was the shave you got there on your arrival. Twain began to look astounished. Now, continued the stranger, snaveâ€" ly, I am a Frenchman, and moreover a barber. My fintention in coming to you is to give you one of my shaves, and if you don‘t praise it, then you don‘t know what a good shave is. Now, what do you say? Well, in the first place, I lost all deâ€" sire to get shaved, after I took the one you refer to. In the second place, I consider shaving immoral. In the third place, 1 shouldn‘t want the job of sbaving one of your cheeks. _ Good day.â€"Syracure Post. Iocacacacal Mas. Winstow‘s{Soorhing SyRUP has been used by millions of mothers for their children while teething. 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