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Or nmplete,. Far. â€"medy in the sueceâ€"sfully M y ‘ife as Hook â€"keepers, ourr . phers, Report@rs. Circulars free. people of Waterloo. 1al Comped Tongue, Di the Side, Consti th. To stay cured FAy mc# To TAKE» r Dava STORIE or all Affec. he Throat & MARKET P â€"== uegnat, 1 Pullets for FaP lowing varieties : SHOP cher, tine aterloo, Ount. SNacisfac 118 ecars efrigerator. RLOGQ ERS ts, Summer Saus a specialty. ere! an_d improvâ€" College Fowls RANGR P > nenenesenery Tha Scrofulous taint which has been in your blood for years, will be expelled by taking Hord‘s Sarsaparilia,0 the great blod purifi@r. â€" €Xa L4 13 His fivorite, anrd indeed only, recepâ€" tioa h ur is the hour of breakfast. That meal he takes with his wife and & thorâ€" ough red bul â€"dog. Mrs. Barnato is & ta. Lrunctte, whom fortune has in no way spoiled. Hospitality is ber reliâ€" gion and her husbgnd is its prophet. A creat man mus bave at least one m;flnr--i\‘,ry‘ B;lru#y B.rnaw’! is his socks, which he wenirs of white silk. The wicked bhave no rest, nor the tew rich any repése. Even at his breakfast table Barthey is besieged To him at that hour came all the cranks, and ':.uggarq and fl-fém .nd 'l'd‘ projectors. He sees them all. |ysf 58 Y : woNDERFUL CAREEB, LV Barnato, King of the Kaffirs, Qrice a Circus Man. 2 of Mr. Bosuant‘s novels, says York Hera‘d, the story is tpld kzey noy who held some small ke city un‘il he became entanâ€" wtuck operations. Then, one cering, he woke up and found i1 of the Stock Exchange and a+iman is London. Straightâ€" is bevieged by all sorts and i, of men. â€" Beggars of bigh l Agrce importuned him. â€" The 4 of the bourse sought his ‘ \ ; cay long he had & crowdâ€" ing was a~ greatly flattered in enity as ie td been despised owas puns. â€" Td & night his forâ€" croiwas, leaving biin where it [ .n/ind then men wondered ‘ id ever have lfUSted their to such a dris eling dullard, > point of decline this is the Lartevy Barnato, the King of â€", whom it is the fashon juct i2 the ricthe&t man in the Not â€"o many vears ago he was peformet. _ Now he is worth v'll Ll_dion Of A thousand unlliou cor pounds sterlingâ€"whautever Heas a banker, broker, proâ€" foeâ€"us, Maâ€"cenaâ€"â€"all things to H~ is the king of London L id the memeyâ€"getters are his mmects. If he draws hs breath ¢ourmance brteathos a sigh: if he i< seriously set down as & h <190,000,000 or more. One vle<t of his assets is a bank isâ€" originally capitalized at .. The cagital stock is now <15,000,000. _ The #5 shares s preamium of from $15 to y are now beyond price. iinminst the rniuy d&y Which Most of Barbato‘s wealth Wa‘tir stocks, in which he oriâ€" bled on margin, but which he s outright. I[f he could setll porties at their market value, without doubt have more moâ€" any other man in the world. | not of course negotiate so usaiction without precipitatâ€" ic and destroying the value of soNAL PECULIARITIES. «dâ€"otâ€"century Aladdin is not o conventional King of Finâ€" ~ither is he of the Coal Oil vpe. With a thousan1i and lisractions and annoyances, ol fellow. Raised suddenly urity to an eminence for «* men are striving, he is not At his office in the city he wessible as the Emperor of \t the West End town house, lhas leased from Earl Spencer, iome to all comers. To all < he is Barney, and every body ad lilh UKAFFIR â€" BOOM, the originator of the boom 4 Kattirs awe shares in the y new goid mines of the ath Africa, _ This boom is tinancial fevers which perâ€" â€"ess the conservative Briâ€" st one on record was the ibble. Kne latest is the Lutermediate are the viâ€"tredan aud West Ausâ€" s .Ail have burt in turn f huadreds of millions of ugâ€" all, except the Kaffic is ~till aâ€"hbooming. â€" It is +o tassion of England toâ€" d center of al this finanâ€" s begn Barney Barnato, i. HMe m .de his beginning fortunaie investment in yielded him the returns ._ With the full courage ick he rushed in again annings, and returned & [u a delirium of bravado, in and aga‘n, always winâ€" 83 W ty HUNDRED MILLIONS, n, the home of the u, woman and child mvest has for weeks ‘rs. â€" The shares have of figures. â€" Fortunes in a oay. Other forâ€" pense. _ The collapse, res have predicted d&y elerred, and still the ormation that the d that citadel of n ol Iingland 10â€" rampant in Berâ€" nt despatch from wriukled with Delegates to the Purity About midnight a party of the deleâ€" gates headed by Mrs. Edholm, and esâ€" corted by two miristers and four newsâ€" paper men, under the protection of two | poiice sergeants, visited one of the noâ€" ‘ torious districts of the city and spent a couple of hours ‘praying and pleading: with the inmates of the disorderly houses, It is a strange sight, those philanthropic women, in the plainest of gowns and bonnets, in close contact and earnest conversation with the gaudily attired denizens of tawdry parlors. This programme was repeated at each of the houses visited. Most of the women made no objection to the women comâ€" iog into the house and listened with interest to what they had to say. Some of them where disposed to argue the question with Mrs, Edbolim and one young girl who did not look to be over 16 years old, spoke bitterly of the fact that starvation wages had much to do with driving young girls to such houses. Many of the girls cried as Mrs. Edholm talked to them. ‘lhis morning‘s session of the congress was marked by a large attendance and the fspeakers were reâ€" ceivedfwith gieat enthusissm. S. S. Seward spoke on purityâ€"HTw Preservâ€" ed Among the young. Mrs| J. H. Kelâ€" logg, M. D ,‘of Battle Creek, read a paper on Chastity and Health, Alcohol and Chastity was discussed by Dr. M. L. Holbrook, editor of the journal of hygiene. For Eight Months Unable to Lie Down in Bedâ€"A Toronto Junction Citizen‘s Awful Experience With Heart Disâ€" L. J. Law, Toronto Junction, Ont.: ‘I consider it my duty to give to the public my experience with Dr.Agnew‘s Cure for the Heart. I have been trouâ€" bled with heart disease and unable to lie down in bed for eight months owâ€" ing to the smothering spells and palpiâ€" tation. _ Each night I would have to be propped up by pillows in order to keep from swmothering. After treating with several medical men without benefit, I procured a bottle of the Heart Cure Afâ€" ter taking the first dose I retired and slept soundly until morning. T used one bottle and have not taken any of the, remedy for seven weeks, but the heart trouble has not reappeared. I consider it the greatest remedy in exâ€" istence for heart disease.‘ Sold by E. M. Devitt. ‘Here is a poem which you may publâ€" ish in your paper,‘ said & young man, with eyes in a fine frenzy roeling, as he eatered the editorial door. ‘I dashâ€" ed it off rapidly in an idle moment,and you will find it in its rough state; asjit were. _ on can make such corrections as you think necessary,‘ ‘Ab, much obliged,‘ said the editor, ‘I will give you a check for it at once., ‘You are very kind,‘ said the contriâ€" butor,. _ ‘I shall be delighted.‘ ‘Thete you are,‘ said the editor, handâ€" ing him the cheek. AL ._ s thankes 1‘ avalaimad tha voung _ ‘Many thanks !‘ exclaimed the young man, ,I will bring you some other poems.‘ se T s rellle oo n ga _ PCO C Cal When he got near thedoor he suddenâ€" ly paused ; then he came back. ‘Excuse me.‘ he said, ‘but you forgot to fill up the check. You have not written the date nor the amount,"nonj have you signed your name.‘ ‘0,‘ said the editor, ‘That is all right You see I have given you & check in its rough state, as it were. You can make such corrections as you think necessary,‘ â€"St. Louis Humorist, It isn‘t drugs or medicine that is needed, at all ; it is plenty of pure air that can be had. Open the windows and doors, clear out the cellar and venâ€" tilate it thoroughly, remove the dampâ€" ness, the mustiness, the ancient odor, the smell ot decay which greets the nostrils when ono enters from the health giving atmosphere out of doors. Never mind if the euter air bears the taint of the gasâ€"house, the manufactory, or some other unpleasantithing ; it is also minglâ€" ed with the health and strength giving forces of nature, and is certainly better for the human system than the same &ir which has been shut up and conâ€" taminated for an indefinite period, with no chance for purificatio Don‘t mind, even, if a ittle dust is brought in ;a few minutes with the duster will put the bousein good order again, and even at the.. worst, ‘dust is not half so bad as ‘ And as for the fear of draughts, colds and a thousand resultant evils following in uItant OvHS! POTIT y C stit CCE OO 0000 Abole .k their traip, ninetdenâ€"twenticths of that is imaginery, and the other twentieth is easily avoidable.â€"â€"Good Housekeepâ€" Pure Air Rather Than Medicine Only a Little Correction JC wItfl:fih‘mMfiong:ow S Ne e empie e re 9 32 ree which spoilt the uence‘ h of a preschien, who. t place of ‘Bow | A MALADY THAT WAS LONG BAF not thy knee to an idol,‘ said ‘Bow . FLED MEDICAL SKILEL. not thine eye to a needle.‘ In a similar y f matnef" a Young clergyman, is giving | A Speedy Cure for the Trouble at Last out the bymn, ‘Conquering Kings,‘ merely stunned over the first syllable, but,being unable to save himself,startlâ€" ed his congregation with the announceâ€" ment, ‘The hyman toâ€"night will be ‘Kinâ€" kueriog Congs‘â€"‘Kinquering Congs.‘‘ Much ‘the same was the pitfall into which a reverend gentleman walked when, in place of saying, ‘Behold the hig tree, how it withereth away !‘ by a simple transposition of two or three letâ€". ters, asked his audience to ‘Behold the wig tree, how it fithereth away ! But perbaps one of the most comical inâ€" stances of slips of this kind is the case of the preacher who describing conâ€" cience, and desiring to get his listeners to recognize the promptings ‘of its inâ€" ward voice in the halfâ€"formed wishes of the mind, appealed to them whether there was one there who at one time or another ‘had not felt within him the effect of a halfâ€"warmed fish.‘ And this, thi instance of a parson, who, devoutly reading the lessons in solemn tones,an nounced, ‘He spake the word and catâ€" terhoppers came and grasspillars in _numerable,‘ seems almost commonplace. So, too, does the mistuke of the priest, who assured his congregation that ‘it was easier for a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than for a camel to enter the kingdom of God.;â€" Boston Herald. Mrs. de Navarro (Mary Anderson) has now completed the most autobiography of her stage career, and a series of the in: teresting chapters from the manuscript will be printed in 7he Zadies Home Journal. In these articles Mrs. de Navarro will tell of her first appearance on the stage, the experâ€" jiences of her thea.tt}ical life, and the famors people in America‘ and ’fEngland whose acâ€" «quaint nce she made. he /ournal will beâ€" gin the autobiography in an early issue. A body arrived at the station on one of the trains from the west yesterday, and a wellâ€"known undertakers hearse was at the depot waiting to remove the body. The mournful freight was then put into the bearse, which drove away, and almost immediately afterwards the hearse of another undertaker arrived at the station, the driver announcing that he came for the body already removed. He was told that the body had been taken away,and he immediately set out for the establishment of the undertaker who had got possession of the body. The hearse of Undertaker No. L was standing in front of its owner‘s premâ€" ises with the body in it when the hearse of No. 2 drew up. The man in charge, without a ngoment‘s delay, removed the body from?he bearse, put it into hearse No. 2, and drove off to his master‘s establishment with it. When the men from the establishâ€" ment of Undertaker No. 1 came oat to carry in the body they were borrified to find an empty hearse, but observing the hearse of Undertaker No. 2 driving off, they divined the cause of the disapâ€" pearance of the corpse, but were too much surprised to go in pursuit. The funeral takes place from the establishâ€" ment of Undertaker No. 2. It is believed that the explanation of these strange proceedings is that some of the members of the femily, not knowing that Undertaker No. 1 had been entrusted with the funeral arâ€" rangements, had placed the order with Undertaker No. 2. The poet has signed â€"‘Oh, for a beakâ€" er of the warmâ€"south, the true, the blushful Hippocrene,‘ and the people have sighed for a good wine too‘ for the price forbade. For it is not everyâ€" body can pay $8 and $10 a dozen for wine. and the masses had to go withâ€" out. But this is a democratic day, and it is the whole people who are catâ€" ered for now and not & section of the people. Accordingly when the Borâ€" deaux Claret Co., introduced their light pleasant and thoroughly wholesome wines at the incredible figure of $3 and $4 per doz quarts there was equal surâ€" prise and pleasure among the people. The demand is enormous and orders cannot be filled quick snough. Address â€"Bordeau Claret Co., 30 Hospital Street, Montreal. "":Do_t&â€"Oh, pa! I‘ve swallowed one of the cartridges of your revolver. Toto (in tears)â€"B 1 t apaâ€" W bat‘s the matter with that boy now!? _ Papaâ€"kou little wretch ! And I can‘t even give you thrashing for fear of exploding the cartridge.â€"London Globe. â€" Mary Anderson‘s Autoblography An Equal Surprise and Pleasure Slips of Reverend Tongues Rival Undertakers. Lo From the Ottawa Journal. In a bandsome brick residence on the 10th lrne of Goulborn township, Carleton Ot; ,‘livee Mr. Thomas Bradley one of Goulborn‘s. most successful farmâ€" ers. In Mr. Bradley‘a family is a bright little daughter, 8 years of age who had been a severe sufferer from St. Vitus dance, and who has been treated by pbhysiciaos without any beneficial reâ€" sults. Having learned that the little one had been fully restored to hbealth by the use of Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills, a correspondent of the Journal called at the family residence for the purpose of aacert:aning the facts, and found the little girl & picture of ‘brightness and good hea.lrih. Mrs. Faulkoer, a sister of the little one, gave the following inâ€" formation : "About eighteen months ago Alvir& was attacked by that terriâ€" ble malady, St. Vitus dance, and beâ€" came so bad that we called in two doctors, who held out no hope to us of her ultimsate cure, and she was so badâ€" ly effected with the ‘dance‘ as to reâ€" quire almost constant watchiag. About this time we read in the Ottawa Journâ€" al of a sinmilar case cured by the use of Dr. Willisams‘ Pink Pills, which gave us renewed hope. We procured a couple of boxes, and before these were all used there was a perceptible im:â€" provement, after using six boxes,; maore she was entirely free from ‘the diggase and as you can see is enjoying the best of health. Several months have passâ€" ed since the use of the Pink Pills was discontinued, but there has been no r2â€" turn of the malady, no any symptoms of it. We are quite certain Dr. Willâ€" iams‘ Pink Pills cured her and strongâ€" ly recommend them in similar cases. Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills are an unâ€" failing specific for such diseases as locoâ€" motor ataxia,partial paralysis, St. Vitus dance, sciatics, neuralgis, rheumatism, nervous headache, the after effects of Lagrippe, palpitation of the heart, pale and sallow complexion, all forms of weakness either in male or female. Pink Pills are sold by all dealers, or will be sent post paid or receipt of price, 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50, by adressing Dr. Williams‘ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.. or Schenectady, N. Y. Cure ofa) Little If you want to get in a crooked path just follow the direction of a corkâ€" screw. Worry and the grave digger get on well together. When we go out to meet trouble we never have a long walk. _ | When the devil can‘t get behind the preacher in any other way, be someâ€" times joing the choir. Anybody can be pleasant to pleasant people, but it makes grace to be pleasâ€" ant to unpleasant people. There are people who hate a thief who borrows books and never returns them. He who is hunting a wife without a fault should remember the spouse he is seeking may be searching for a busband of the same sort. The mah who is only concerned to speak the extra truth is not apt to be garrulous. It is as well to take warning from the silly as counsel from the wise. Young, old or middle agod, who find themâ€" selves nervous, weak and exhausted, who are broken down from excess or overwork, reâ€" sulting in many of the following symptoms 2‘11}11?5 l.?.mr& n:n:lgznn gnlflgn Yna lnlti:s in many ol the foowing lxmpwm- * Mental depression, premature old age, loss of vitality, loss of memory, bad dreams,dimâ€" ness of sight, palpitation of the heart emisâ€" sions, lack of energy, pain in the kidneys, headaches, pimples on the face and bx;, itching or Pwngn.r sensation about the scroâ€" tum, wasting of the organs, dizziness, specks i before the eyes, twitching of the muscles, eyelids and elsewhere, buifnlne-, deposite in theurine, loss of will power, tenderness of the scalp and , :r’me, weak and fliabby musâ€" cles, desire to sleep, failure to be rested by sleep, eonstipation, dullness of hm loss of voice, desire for solitude, excitability of temper, sunken u{., surrounded withLEADâ€" ENCIRCLES, oily % etc., are all sympioms of nervous lity that lead to m unlees â€"cured. ‘The spring or vital having lost its tenvion,évery function "Now ALTL MEN + ! + Entirely Free From Disease," Wrinkles Girl Who Was a J e oole o s al &\ C451 s of the |~â€" How many young men and young women ars cut off jast at the future seems brightest and fullest of promise ! ° They are taken away by the disease ‘which causes over oneâ€"sizth of all the deaths in the worldâ€"the disease which ; doctors call consumption. ‘There is ab:, > solutely no reason in the world why > consumption should be fatalâ€"why it should be even serious. It is a disease of the blood, and can be cured absolut: ly and always by purifying and enrichâ€" )\ ing the blood. The only exception to , this is the case where the disease bas y | been neglected and improperly treated * ! until it is stronger than the bodyâ€"unâ€" A | til the body has beco;o so weak as to e have lost the ability trecupeube. DPr. . | Pierce‘s Golden Medi¢al Discovery will _ Scott‘s Emulsion clire 98 per cent of @ll cases of conâ€" sumptian if used according todirections. It also cures all lingeting coughs, bronâ€" chial and throat affections. Send 31 cents in oneâ€"cent stamps to World‘s Dispensary Medical Associatâ€" ion, Buffalo, N. Y., land receive Dr. Pierce‘s 1008 page |\Common Sense Medical Adviser, illustrated. Edimrâ€"i'rgéilrrafibers of your story are too cheap. _ _ â€" | Authorâ€"Well, I can make a plumbâ€" er out of this farmer.â€"Detroit Tribune HEART DisEASE RELIEVED iN 30 MiNUTES.â€" All cases of organic or sympathetic heart disâ€" ease relieved in 30 minutes and quioklg cured, by Dr. Agnew s Cure for the heart. One dose convinces. Sold by Kd. M. Devitt. What was the verdict the boys gave on that feller that committed suicide!? Plain case of insanity. He still had three beer checks in his pocket when he done it. â€"Indianapolis Journal. As the undersigned have again opened their business,they respectâ€" fully ask all their friends and acâ€" quaintances for their support. As ourpricesarelowerthan in any simiâ€" lar business in Ontario, it will be in the interest of the public to call at our shop before buying elseâ€" where. UNDERTAKING Unaertaking and Embalming attended to and a Hearse furnished Curtain Poles at the lowest rates on hand; Pictures will be framed and all repairs of furniture promptâ€" ly executed. Warehouseand shop next house to Huether‘s Hotel, King St., West, _ aterloo, Ont. Mrs. A. Rockel & Son A. Rockel. Manager, Waterloo, March 22, ‘95. 13â€"tf are made to ‘order. That‘s why they always fit, perfectly, admirably, and to a T. There‘s more in our suits than a perfect fit; there‘s firstâ€"class material, which it is always easy to select from our superb aggregation of the fineso woolens in Waterloo. Our suitings are unequalled. So is our high class tailoring, and in clothing, the tailoring is everything. Material even the best counts for nothing if the suit be badly made up. Clothing must be ordered for you in order to fit you. Order a suit now while we‘re offering bargains. is Codâ€"liver Oil emulsified, or made easy of digestion and asâ€" similation. To this is added the Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda, which aid in the digestion of the Oil and increase materially the potency of both. It is a reâ€" markable fleshâ€"producer. Emaâ€" ciated, anzmic and consumptive persons gain flesh upon it very rapidly. The combination is a most happy one. Advertise in the | Waterloo Cdunty,_ | 3 Cln'onicle/_.:~ Physicians recognize its suâ€" perior merit in all conditions of wasting. It has had the enâ€" dorsement of the medical proâ€" fession forâ€"20 years. | Don‘t be persuaded to take a rub?tituul Scott & Bowne, Bellevilie. _ 50c. and $1, . It «govers â€" the â€" wholo : field. IMPORT A NT PUBLIC! JOEHN RILTZER OUR SUITS Kixa Sr., WarTErRLroO. TO THE *4 9. | Water mains tapped and put into houses at greatly reduced rates. Remember me for Hardware, Stoves and Tinware. the STRONGEST and BEST native Cement, as proved by the GovERNâ€" MENT TEsT made by the Toronto School of Practical Science, will be sold for LEsSs MONEY than other inferior ccements. Each bbl. contains 40 LBS. MORE. â€" â€" For Sale by J. S. ROOS, Sole Agent CEMENT ! CANADIAN BANK OF COMNMERCE The Popular Boot & Shoe Store. DEPosiTS oF $1.00 AND UPWARDS RECEIVED, AND CURRENT RATES OF inTERF ALLOWSID, _ INTEREST ADDED TO THE PRINCIPAL AT THE END OF MaAy . NCGVEMBER IN EACH YEAR. Speclal Attention given to the Collection of Commercial Pap and Farmers‘ Sales Notez. Ladies‘ and Gentlemen‘s Tan Shoes and General Clearing Out of Summer Goods in order to make room for arriving. Our Bargain Counter will save vou Money. Go to No. 18 King Street East where PRICES of goods are cut and slashed: Great Bankrupt Store move rapidly if low prices will do it. Everything right up in quality, right up in styles, right up in assortment. Just what will please you. Come and see; no trouble to show goods. Staple and Fancy Dry Goods, Readyâ€"made Clothing, Boots and Shoes,Gents‘ Furnishings, etc. Fall and Winter Goods A GeneraL Bankinga Business Transactep. Farmers Notes DiscountEL DRAFTS ISSUED PAYABLE AT ALL POINTS IN CANADA, AND THE PRINCIPAL ciTies in THE UniteD States, Great Baritrain, FRance, BERMUDA, &c, o ce â€" . n n ge l 4 6 I Special Bargains in Men‘s Ulsters, Fur Overcoats, Suits, etc. ESTABLISHED 13C7 HEAD OFFICE, TORONTO. CAPITAL (PAID UP) SIX MILLION DOLLARS REST = = = = «â€" = = % Popular Boot & Shoo Store, GREAT REDUCTIGN New Fall Goods Hamilton Golden Cement, We intend to make our stock of SAVINGS BANK DEPARTMENT B. E. WALKER, Generat Manacer WATERLCO BRANCH _ 9. ROOS. THE Jacob Conrad. H. J. GRASETT. ManacL s <p CEMENT ! M ST & CQO d «6,000,000 20,000 e e