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After trying medies, E began taking Ayer‘s i. and, before I had finished the 1 experienced great relief; the le effected a complete cure." S. SNYDER, Druggist profits the true benefit of its ar Drua SroRes. orx. 361 Broapway. Waterloo, Ont. iwe, LONSUDRICT o stay cured xnd 11C& TO TAXE. and Nevraigia A Thoughtful Sermon by Eliza Archard Connor. My Dear Girtsâ€"What do you live for anyway 1 Dit you ever stop to think? If I @4 not knew better, J should »1y somp young women lived to read s‘oppy uoveis, eat candy and ice creain and we«ar f.nsastic costumes, But I do know bettee _ In the sâ€"cret heart of even the seemingly most shalâ€" low aod thoushtles« gul there is a genâ€" uine, deep down a desire for a wisdom that will illuininate all ‘her soul and make her life! strong and| bs«utifulâ€" profitable to others and to herself. I know that even the apparently vulgar mind»d and si lv girl whotn I see every ay tlirting, igiaking faces and talking . by the deaf and dumo alphabet with theé strange workmen in the windows opposite would not do this a moment longer if they ouce réealized thas they are deqgrading aod ruining foreyer in the minde of those men the whole noble idel of woianhood. It is only be:â€" cause tney know not what they do. How shall a young wowan, rich or poor learn to lead the strong, full,beaut iful life that shall be protitable to herâ€" self and others, without being goodyâ€" goody or stifling her reasonable, natuâ€" ral desire to eajoy herself as much as possible ? All $oung people hate gooâ€" 4 dyâ€"goodinessâ€"the solemn assumption | of supemor virtueâ€"and I don‘t blame | them. I hate it myself to this very \ day as I bate all hunmibugs, of which it |\ is one of the biggest. Mistakes are the object lessons by which we learn what is best worth knowing. One who has had as many object lessons of that kind as often fall to human lot here gives her ideas of how a youny woman ma«y best lead the beautiful lhfe wi hout any humbug, 1. Do some useful work and do it with enthusiasm. I U nless at the end of our days we can look back and say that we have striven steadily to improve ourlown lives and those of at least two orthree other perâ€" sons, then our lives have been a dead failure. We have given no reason for existence We had no right to be born. _ We have simply lived and taken up room that ought to have been given to somebody better. 1 In the pursuit of the beautiful life it is hard to say which girl has the adâ€" vantage, the rich or the poor one. For the young woman not pbliged to earn her liviog there open toiday more glorâ€" ious fields of buman ackhievement than ever man or woman gnjoyed before. There are immagoificeny branches of scientific research that qught to be ocâ€" cupying the attention éf thousands of girls who bave as yet taken up no use ful work. The girl with a musical gift can find a refuge from her own griefs and shed joy around her for a lifetime by cultivating that grand gift. So with the woman who has talent for art and decoration, for writing or acquiring languages. Queen Victoria‘s daughâ€" ters, every one of them, learned not only one, but several ‘useful occupaâ€" tions, and could toâ€"day earn their own living if it was necessary. If 1 were a rich woman I should find my greatest joy in showing the world what matchâ€" less power there is in the perfect intelâ€" lectval flowering and development of a wog:an‘s brain. I should go my way singing as I went, thanking God for the opportunity. Perbaps the wealthy young woman does not care for mere intellectual culâ€" ture. T!n there are the great social and phil@ghthropic problem she should take up. The questions of municipal goveinment, labor, poverty, drunkenâ€" ness and crime will neter be solved till woman brings the light of her heart and brain to bear upon them. (utside of your employment pursue some intellectual or artistic study, Take | | a course of physical training, too, to | . make your body fine, strong and shapeâ€" | ly. It is the duty of woman, youug or old, to make herself as beautiful as she | canâ€"not only smearing cosmetics upon ber face, pinching in her waist and de forming her feet by tight shoes and high heels, though she can make berâ€" self look comely to look upon, but by taking care of her health, keeping goodâ€" tempered and living out of doors as possible. 2. Lay up some money. For the working girl this is one of the most important heads of my whole sermon. If 1 had known as much on this subject in the beginning as I do now I would at present be in possesâ€" sion of an independent income. No matter how smail your pay, put aside a little every week or month, and don‘t say much about it. Thereare building and loan associations and savings banks that will take so small a sum at a time as fifty cents. The conditions of life are hard in our timg. It is as much the duty of a woman to understand business methods and lay up money as it is that of a man. (When you have a sum large enough invest it in some way, so that it will bring you a little return, and keep adding to it, and one of these days you find yourself in the enjoyment of & competency. | It was by saving from their small wages that, the greatest millionaires got their,|;: . Don‘s.repeat .gossip, .even if it ; doés start. _ & ht /. pem dore : pllinti¢énestispgrestostday od .s3wslmzagatn ! â€" You will observe|that tlnwgbt‘zh h uk 1 : . vwoml;n;mumm:‘mmm OoUNG )NO}WEN- The omission is waterloo County Chronicle, The ideal friendship, I bave often thought, is that between two women, and [ know that some of the ideal homes are those in which two or three devoted women friends keep house toâ€" gether in apartments dainty enough for a fairy queen. Women who love their own sex find their truest,sweetest, jolliest friends among women, and the solid comfort of their‘lives is with these friends. . VUphold forevermor the purity, digniâ€" ty and worth of womanhood. ~Woman represents the moral and spiritual side of buman nature. Bitâ€" terly is she punished when she steps down from her high place. ‘The girl who rashly invites the attention of men in public places commits a crime against her sex. _ The same men sneer and joke about bher constantly in cars and on the street. Hold yourselves so independent so pure and high and precious that man will think it worth his strongest enâ€" deavor to win your heart and hand. When you all do this, and not till then will man love and esteem woman at ber full worth. And now, my dear girls, farewell, and God bless you! Go on, rejoicing, loving, conquering. Make life one song of thanksgiving for the power to work and ‘achieve.â€"Eniza Arcrarp Coxâ€" NOR Bowels, cures Wind Colic. softens the Gume, 4 s %uu%:dq:-t:wum_| ;'lr):ntbo;wnt:ll the evil :::he.:. fnd ;l the prescription of one 0. the oldest and a» em}n, L?} Lg!?_p!:“':_n _ Ll-l‘l‘l-‘ the poor little sufferer immediatel "Dep.nf epend ‘I?m it moth:i.mthm is no mmi about it It cures Diarrhoea, regulates the Stomach and cures _-Dhrr%t.â€""'" â€"“rfihw- ulates the Stomach and 6 For Over Fifty Years t Beroce in the OUnited | self can make a heaven of hell,a hell of Oftd age is much more a matter of feeling tu in of yvears, auga no one thing is sure to mage us feel older than to think we bave learned about all that,8 worth knowing. I aw determined to keep out of that rut at any r&be; §0 I keep my eyǤ and ears open, «ud about everywhere I go I learn something. us lbee e in s Sumz new economies and ways of doing things make me feel cheap, they are so plain to be seen and eay. For instance _â€"why didn‘t I ever think to tie a piece of thin white cotton cloth round the piece of breswax ured to smooth flat irous with, instead of wasting the wax and running the risk of burning wy fingers} Or make bags of white cotton flannel with a strong shire string in the top, to draw over brooms and tie around the handle, for sweeping walls and ceilâ€" ings. Such a broom bag, with a full ruffle of cheese cloth eight inches wide sewed into the bottom seaim, makes the handiest kind of a duster for a polished floor. Speaking of cleaning floorsâ€"if you‘ve never tried using & carpet sweepor beâ€" for as well as after giving a room a thorough sweeping with a hroom, try 16 next sweeping day, after you‘ve got all the furuniture carried out or covered up. Then, when you sweep with a broom, take up the dirt as soon as you collect a little pile, not drag it all over the room. I hate dust, and think sweep ing day bluer than washing day. But then, I dou‘t like bare floors and rugs â€"so I‘ve spent considerable time studyâ€" | ing up how to prevent aust getting. ground into carpets, and I don‘t hesiâ€" tate to say that a good carpet sweeper will save more time, strength and temâ€" per than any wasking machine l‘ve ever tried. Calico dust sheets are a great saving too. The back breadths of working dresees make good covers for pictures and other smallish thiogs; but when good calico can be bought for three or four ceats a yard, the housekeepers are few that will make covers for a piano, mantel, bookâ€"case, or whatever else caonot be carried out of a room on sweeping day. _ But four or five round headed rcrews along the topâ€"casing of an arch between rooms, or a bookâ€"case or mantle, and make button holes in the top hem of the cover, instead of making boles in the sheets and your temper both trying to pin them up. A flat paintâ€"brush about two inches wide is the nicest kind of a thing to get dust out of the carved work and corners of furniture with. I am free to say that for general kitchen use I have learned that stove clothes about half a yard equare made out of overall stuff, or bedâ€"ticking, are a great deal bandier and cleaner than quilted holdâ€". ers, because they are not so clumsy,and . it does not take two minutes to wash one out in the morning with the dish towels. In fact, about all the things we used to spend our time in quilting were made worse instead of better by the work, if it did look nice, A piece of strong linen crash just hemmed across the ends makes a better dishâ€" cloth than any quilted one ever made ; two fine woolen petticoats are warmer than any quilted one, and there.is not any more sense in quilting bedding \thnu petticoats,â€"CnarIty â€" AxporEws Â¥oung, old or middle sged, who find themâ€" selves nervous, weak and exhausted, who are broken down from excess or overwork, reâ€" lult% in many of the following :{mpboml : Mental depression, premature old age, loss of vitality, loss of memory, bad dreams,dimâ€" ness of sight, palpitation of the heart emisâ€" sions, lack of energy, pain in the kid‘z;:xu, headaches, pimK::l on the face and y, itching or peculiar sensation about the soroâ€" tum, wasting of the organs, dizziness, specks before the eyes, tvibchiniof the muscles, eyelids and elsewhere, bas fulness, deposits in theurine, loss of will power, tenderness of the scalp and lrine, weak and fiabby musâ€" cles, desire to sleep, failure to be rested by sleep, eomtipstion, dullness of huri:‘f; loss of voite, desire for solitude, excitability of temper, sunken QYM, surrounded with LEADâ€" ENCIRCLES, oily ookindg skin, eto., are all symptoms of nervous debility that lead to tmy unless cured. The spring or vital ;)orce having lost its tengion every function anes in consequence. Those who through abuse committed in lsnonneo may be gor manently cured. _ Send your address and 10 cents in stamps for book on diseases %oulin to man, sent sealed, Address M.V.LUBON, 24 Macdonald Ave. Toronto, Ont., Canada Newer and Better Ways. Great men never make bad use of their superiority ; they see it, and feel it, and are not less modest, The more they have the more they know their own defiicencies.â€"Rousseau. Stark‘s Powders, each pack=g» of which contains two prepa ations, on in a round wooden box,th= cover of which forms a meaâ€" sure for one dose, an imm diate relief for Costiveness, Sick Headacheand Stomach,also Neura‘gia and all kinds of nervous pains, and another in c psules, (from } to 4 of one as an ordinary dose)which acts on the Bowels, Livâ€" er and gtomwh, formhgha never faling perâ€" fect treatment for all Heai and St mach complaints. They do not, as most pills a d so many other medicines do lose their «ffect or produce after constipation, they are nice to take. 25¢. a box at all medicine dealers. Thursday, February 28, 18 ALL MEDN Pillows are uot «»Iways the bes: things in the worid for ittie heails 8t night, e,peci.ll) . when there w»rea gooo many wore feathers in them thas the traditional ‘one in each corner and one in the anddie " _ The frathers are heatâ€" ing, and small heids manufacturequite enough heat of their own, as every moâ€" ther knows whomas repeatedly found one of the little heass burrowed down into the pillow and moist with perspiâ€" ration. A good many babies do not »pprove of pillows, any way, and will tuck their Le«ds down bâ€"low them among the bed clothes, in danger of being smothered, or at any rate of spoiling a good n«p. My own little folk hold pillows in high disrepute, and I have adopted another f.shion of making their little heads comfertable at night, which is not only satisfactory, but much more bygienic and condu:nve to straight Jittle shoulâ€" ders than the soft feather pillows. There are no feathers a? all under their little sleeping bodies, ! A wire matâ€" tress first, and upon it a springy bair mattress, or one filled with "Aibre" and slightly overlaid with hair and cotton, which is almost as good as the more expensive hair mattress itself, makes a bed fit for the Queen‘s roal grandbaby! Doubtless his wee highness bhas the downiest of downy laceâ€"betrimmed pilâ€" lows ia his cradle, but I would strongâ€" ly advise his inother to substitute my fashion of pillowing my own royal ba bies‘ heads. I simply put the pillows under the mattress instead of upon it. They are not fat pillows, to begin with, so the incline for the head is very graâ€" dual, and the soft mattress and cool sheet over it carpets the little hili perâ€" fectly and makes it an ideal resting place for little heads. Two little heads, anyway, appreciate it and sleep sweetâ€" ly upon it a‘l night long. Blankets are the best possible coverâ€" ings for winter beds, as they are both light aod warm} but I question seriousâ€" ly their use instead of sheets as we often find them. Especially for chilâ€" dren, the blankets should not come in contact with the tender, easily chafed and irritated skin. Nothing can take the place of sheets there, it secms to me, and in these days of warm rooms or easy appliances for warming the beds there surely |need be no chill in the sheets whenTwe tuck the babies beâ€" tween them..â€"A. H. D. ‘How are gandwiches quoted now T said one railiuy passenger to another, who was cou“img from & luunch countâ€" er with a couple in his hand. _ . ‘Firm to htmi at ten cents, was the reply. Lady-â€"-‘H(ra‘ that suburban Shouse you speak of| plecty of closets ? â€" C20 $z LAL x ~ v;tére;x-izâ€"liirzzens: ma‘am. All the upâ€"stairs bedrooms will do for closets. It was built Mor a summer hotel.‘ _ ‘Hi, Jackbon! See that messenger boy runnin;’d Let‘s stop him and ask him why he‘does it, just for fun.‘ ‘All right. Hi, there, boy ! What are you running for P ‘Bo‘s I kig set longer when I bas a mind ter,‘ said the boy. . A financierâ€"‘Say mister,‘ said he confidentially,as he overtook the pedesâ€" trian, ‘bev‘ye noticed that India has gone back on free coinage of rilver ? ‘This country‘s goin‘ ter repeal the Sherman law jes‘ as quick as it can be done? | ‘Certainly.‘ ‘Silver is gettin‘ it in the neck all around ain‘t it P ‘It appears so.‘ ‘Gettin‘ to be a regular noâ€"count metal ?‘ ‘Perhaps.‘ ‘Well, say, mister, don‘t ye want a chance ter git rid of what ye have on hand vefore you have ter ray an ashâ€" man ter come and roun‘ an‘haul it away fur ye 7 A Book for Young Mep. An immense amount of suffering and injury to the human race, is due to the ignorant violation of physiological laws: by the youth of our land. Ruinous practices are indulged in, through ignoâ€" rance of the inevitable injury to constiâ€" tution and health which surely follows. By every young man, the divine inâ€" junction, "Kinow Thyself," should be well heeded. To assist such in acquirâ€" ing a knowledge of themselves and of bow to preserve health, and to shun those pernicipus and destructive practâ€" ices, to which so many fall victimse, as well as to reclaim and point out the means of reltaf and cure to any who who may unwittingly have violated Nature‘s laws, and are already suffering the dire consequences, an association of medical gentlemen have carefully pre pared a little book which is replete with useful information to every young man. It will be sent to any. address, securely sealed from observation in a plain enâ€" velope, by the World‘s Dispensary Medâ€" wslA-oon;on ion of 663 Main street, Buffalo, N. Y., on receipt of tenâ€"cents in stamps(for postage), if enclosed with ‘ The Ghilidren’s Beas Wit and Hnmor. ‘ was the .. Trriety HousEwives Everywhere r ize how much can be sav:s by using Money is shamefully "ibelled _ It is habitu«lly called the maromon of upâ€" righteousners, the root of all evil, and uther ugly 1 amee,which it by no means deserves. _ Tnis abuee is simp y popular hypocrisy. People who thus calumniate cash love it in their hearts,and only rail against it to save »ppearances. 1 ! . 2 i 1 WeBlce . And their superiority to all others. One tenâ€"cent packâ€" age saves the cost of a new gown, for it makes an old one like new. Diamond Dyes come in more than forty colors, for dycing wool, cotton, silk or feath= molg anes i inss © 2t Aud why should anybody effect to despise morey, or to account it an unâ€" clean thing 1 The evil of which it is said to be the root is not in the article itself, which is as innocent »nd exemplary a commodity as you will tind in a day‘s journey, but in the wretches who misâ€" use as well as villify it If the ‘repreâ€" sentative of values‘ had a voice,and the world would listen to it, how bitterly it might retort upou its maliguers. Fancy ‘VUUl' e en y e es Ninie ceb s ers. â€"They are easy to use and neither sun nor soapsuds will make the color fade. Sold everywhere. Direction Book and forty samples of dyed cloth sent free. Sn daes m nds n m a thousand dollar greenback in the walâ€" let of Dives Doubleshave, & railroad wrecker, who will t«lk to you by the hour in his pious way sbout the deceitâ€" fulne:s of riches, thus addressing its owner ; ‘You comtemptible ecound rel,the end nnd object of my creation, as you well know,wns to assist in saving the U nion, and to give the nation financial relief, but you have prevented me, you ‘cutâ€" purse of the eaipire and the rule ! and by a mean fraud converted me to your own basa uses. How dare you impute sin to me, the offspring of patriotismâ€" pledged to noble usesâ€"out defiled,alas! by your felon fingers, and compelled ignominously to minister to the cravâ€" ings of your satanic instincts P 5° ce en L s l P S l’In cases like this, is it not obvious that the man, not the money,is the root of the evil? If the circulating medium were indeed the source of all sin, how could the reverend clergy endure to take it in recompense for the shepherdâ€" ing of their flocks ! WErrs & RicHarpsoN Co., Montreal, P.Q. Really, it seems to us that money is the basis of more good, both spiritual and temporal than evil. It builds and endows churches, sends missionaries to the heatbhen, feede the hungry and clothes the naked; and as the thievings, swindlings, and other crimes committed in the struggles to obtain it,they would be pPerpetrated just the same if it were not; for whatever honest men bave that. is worth possessing rascals will steal,and if they were nothing else to pilfer, they would rob us of our very teeth to keep their hands in. Let money, then, be rated at its fair value, and not berated as an emanation of the Evil One. It promotes the highâ€" est virtues of humanity, and without its influence it may well be doubted if friendship,honor and respect would not lack their nost solid foundation. Lookâ€" ed upon in & proper light, a vehement desire to accumulate a ‘big pile‘ of it by fair means is highly meritorious; and if men would drop the mask, and declare opening their motives and principles, what is now called idolatrous moneyâ€" worship might perhaps be considered a creditable reverence for a great social l good â€"N, Y. L«dger. Diamond Dyes Leads to nervousncss, fretfulness, peevishness, chronic Dyspepsia and great misery,. Hood‘s Barsaparilia is the remedy. 1t toues the stomach, creates an appetite, and gives a relish to food. It makes pure blood and gives healthy action to all the organs of the body. Take Hood‘s for Hood‘s Sarsaparilla CUREs, Hoons PIILS become the favorite cathartic with every one who tries them. . Don‘t express a positive opinion unâ€" less you perfectly understand what you are talking about. If a fool and his money are easily parted, will somebody tell us how it is there are so many rich fools ! Two persons cannot long be friends if they cannot forgive each other‘s failâ€" ings.â€"Bruyere. Experience is a jewel, and it hath need to be #o, for it is often purchased at an infinite rate. Don‘t go untidy on the plea that everybody knows you. * ‘ Don‘t conclude that you never had any opportunities in life. If all the rich men were enterprising and liberal, and all the poor men were sober and industrious, the hard times would be made much easier that the croakers would so be silent for lack of merican Rheumatic Cure for Rheumatism and Neuralsia, radically in I & %Itmmumm%ufl duee prosdy bruar s +poonts woln 1y ko‘ M REEUMATISM CURED iN a 1y.â€"Soutn Word Or Two For Money. FPeor Digestion ‘Humph ! ejaculated the exchange editor, making a jab with his shears at an item in a scientific exchange, ‘Why does a cit always alight on its feet T That‘s too easy for anything.‘ tA cat,‘ said the financial editor ways falls on his feet because of claws in its constitution thatâ€"‘ {Scat ! exclaimed the other. ‘If you can‘t treattherubject with gravity drop it,‘ ‘That is exactly what I was aboutfto do. I was going to drop it ounto its ‘A cat,‘ resumed the exchanze editor rairing his voice, ‘«lways liglhts on his feet â€"‘ ‘Because it has a right to take its turnâ€"‘ ‘Paws ! You don‘t tumble to it & all‘ ag&D +*How do you know that & cat al ways does light on its feet T "That hasn‘t anything to do with it The question isâ€"‘ ; ‘W'hgm cat are you talking about any w ay 'l'_ | :Wh'y does a cat when it falls always alight on its feet 1 If you can‘t answer it sav so ‘ ‘Well, why does it ! demanded the financial editor, the real estate editor the railway editor, the obituary editor, and the answerâ€"to queries editor rising as one man and standing over him. ‘Because it is & cat‘s nature to get it‘s back up.‘ Whereupon the meeting broke up in great confusion. with the question still unsettled. Irregular teeth generally indicate & lack of culture and refinement. Grey eyes are generally found assoâ€" ciated with prudence and foresight. , Large, wide spreading nostrils show agple lungs and good health. 3 Very tightly closed lips are usually found in secretive characters. Prominent, arched eyebrows show great power of perception in regard to form and color. All great paiuter® bave such brows. Does your new girl break many new dishes T ‘Worse than that, She cracks old jokes.‘ Whateoever that be within us that feels, thinks, desires, and animates, is something cele:tial, divine, and conseâ€" quently, imperishable.â€"â€"Aristotle. Don‘t underrate anything because you don‘t possess it. There is a great difference tetween serving the world and being the servant of the world. Let no Storekeeper Talk At first success makes a name, afterâ€" ward the name makes the success. The hand is the mind‘s only perfect véssel ; and when, through age or i|l néess, the connection between them is interrupted, there are few more affect: ing tokens of human decay.â€" â€"Tucker man. Diamond Dyes Only Insure Successful Work. The financialeditor cametuthescratch ‘What subjects are treated in you" new book T ‘None. It‘s a plea for pro bibition and doesn‘ treat at all.‘ It is Still Unsettled you into using cheap imitation dyes. ‘Alâ€" the COUNTY AN The Tfi/v,\ wi ford o» Tuesday case that will ex is doulTless that ChatteNle for thean Mr J olin J du ats the C J“ll bubsltit been no Comtubnlca telle and any of his any steps been tak the probalnlity is h nesees.| Mr. W. 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