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Company, , Windsor, Out., Canada,. aterloo lJy â€" This remedy is CATARRH REMEDY, 1 Broapway, or less prevalent SrorRes, or free, notency and all se or Excesscs biedpntphighes is Giipls on t roe o2 vipne vel one ov us # the fi hilmd bed carly~ â€". Ithud beou‘a Howry: tay, ‘No,‘ sez Josiah, ‘they didf‘t say so.‘ ‘Well, then, girls and boys,‘ sez she, clamberin into the sleigh, ‘lets go on.‘ They weut and how they got along I haint never inquired, and they don‘t seem free to talk about it. But they kept on havin em, Betsy Bobbet, as I bav sed, wuz the leader, and she led em once into a house where they wuz makin preparations for a funeral, and once into a bouse where they had the small pox.. They had all been vaxeyâ€". nated, so they got off better than they ort to. Somehow Tirza and Thomas Jefferson got sick of em,and left off goâ€" in, and az for Josiah, though he didn‘s say much, I knew his mind. | _ One nite about 2 weeks after this, one Monday nite, I had Ill:“ an be::hl daysâ€"work washin, and /‘we sn’t.bo nite before ‘with Josiah, who JS the newralegiav‘in hik haair: W L..1. 1. ‘I don‘t care for company,‘says Betsy Bobbet, risin up out of the snow with a buffalo skin on her back, which made her look wild. ‘I don‘t care for comâ€" pany. Did . they say we mustn‘t come? ‘I wish u wouldn‘t have so much agâ€" gravaten,‘ sez he. Jest then we met the first load where Tirzah and Thomas Jefferson wuz,and we told them to turn round and go back, for they had other compamy and couldn‘t have us We went back most to Jonesville when we met the other load, whoâ€" had topped over in the snowâ€"as we drove out most to the fence to go by em, Josiah tald em the same as he had the other load. ‘xes, a real good doctor,‘ sez she. } ‘What in the world !‘ I began to say in wild amaze, ‘No,‘ sez she, ‘it‘s a boy.‘ I turned right raround and laid ho‘!d on Josiab,‘ sez I,‘start this minute,Josâ€" iah Allen, for the d: or. I laid hold ov him aod got him to the door, and we never spoke anothéer word till we wuz on the sleigh and had turned roundâ€" tken, sez Iâ€"‘Mebby you will hearâ€"to me another time Josiah Allen.‘ ‘Good evenin,‘ sez I, but she seemed to be a little deaf and didn‘t answer. I see as westeped in thro a door partly open a room full ov wimmen. ‘Good many go,there,‘sez 1, speakin‘ a little louder. had been to the same meetin house with Betsy Boboet 2 or 3 times. and she had met her in & store a year before, and ‘No more do I,‘ sez Josiah, ‘but the chil¢ren are so set on our goin‘ sposen we go for once.â€"No livin women could do better by children than u_ have by mine, but T aon‘t suppose u feel exactâ€" ly as I doabout pleasing emâ€"it haint natteral u should.‘ There he knew he had got me. If ever a women tried to do her duty by avother women‘s children it is Samaunâ€" ’tha Allen, whose maiden name was Smithâ€"Josiah knows itâ€"he knows jest how to start me. Wal!, there haint no use: talkinâ€"I went to the very next party which was to be held 2 miles beyond Jonesville ; they had had em so fast they had used up all the nearer places. They had heard ov this family that had a big houseâ€"and the women ‘ had been to the afima Meatin hanman aucieL. «_ i8ez I,‘ Jostah Allen the place for old folks is to hum, and I don‘t believe in suprz> parties anywayâ€"I think they are perfect nuâ€"ences. It stands to resson it u_ want to see ure friends you cun invite emâ€"and if any one is too poor to buke a cake or 2, or n pan of __| cuokies, they aroe too poor to go into company «t all"‘ Sez I, ‘I baint proud ner neter wuz ea‘led so, but I don‘t waut Tom, Dick and Harry that I nevâ€" | ec +poke to in my life, feel as if they are | free to briak into my house any tim» they please‘~â€"Sez I, ‘it wounld wake me! perfectly wild to think there wuz a whoule orox ov people liable to rush in l on us at any minute,and I won‘t break into other wimmens houses.‘ And, sez I, ‘hev u forgot how some ov en carred lnor to old Peedicks, and two or three | h«d to be carred up and laid on to Miss Peedick‘ses spare bed ? Sez I, ‘hev u forgot how they broke Miss Bobbets porer lawp all to smash runnin roand ketchen each otherâ€"hev n forgot these insidences ? sez I in cold tones. ; ‘It is fun," sez Thomans Jefterson, +[ | should love to see you and old Descon | i Bobbet, playin wink em slyly.‘ M ‘Let em wisk at me if they dure,‘ sez | â€" I steraly, ‘let me ketch em a* it.I don‘t | r believe on suprize parties,‘ sez I in firm | 1 acksents, ‘I don‘t believe in em,‘ sez I, ‘and I won‘t go.‘ But ficely they got their fither on their sideâ€"â€"Bez he it won‘t burt u, Siamantha, to go for once,‘ They have?been havin‘ suprize parâ€" tys round here all winter, and the children have urged me to go to em, but I held back. f BY JOSIAT ALLEN‘S WIFR PRIZE : T APTY once,‘ place for neard an awfual reamin, from the well babe, and fi“lmming out ‘his dishâ€" cloth, he rusked out with it still in his Hiands, aiid fourd :thit dhe had bwallow. thimblé flew o@t half "way actoes‘ ‘the maAtia 9.A AOP CCC C Ne P Petw A ‘Wall,‘ sez I, in a kinder soothing | toue, as I drew it out ov his shoulderâ€" it must have hurt him awfully had he not been 2 crazed withfear to feel itâ€" sez I, ‘lets be thankful we are as well off as we be, Betsy m‘ght have insisted on stayin. T‘ll rub your shoulders with linyment agin, and I guess urp back will feel better Do u. suppose they‘l be mad, Josiah ?" Toh | ‘I don‘t know, nor I don‘t care,‘ sez he, ‘but I hope so.‘ And truly his wish came to pass, for Betsy Bobbet baint spoke to me sense. The rest didn‘t seem to care, but she was awful mad, which shows that it makes a difference with her, who does the same thing, for meetin with a disappointment here,they , went that night right from here to surâ€" prize the Editor of the Gimlet, and it came straight to me, Celestine Peedick told Miss Goweley and Miss Goweley told me, he turned em out of.doors and shet. the door in their faces. / The way it was, ‘his hired girl bad left him that very day, and one of his twins was takâ€" en sick with the colic. He had just got the sick baby to sleep, and laid it J in the cradle by the fire, and he had | give the other one some playthings and | | set her down on the carpet, and he was washin the supper dishes, with ‘bis sleeves rolled up, and a pink bib apron: on that belonged to his late wife; he f was just finishing his disbes when he heard an awful sordimin from the sslt l1 ‘I will ray darn Betsy Bobbet, Saâ€" mantha, ‘Ob, my back!‘ he groaned, settin down slowly on his chair. I can‘t set down, nor stand up,‘ U Jumped up lively enugwhen they came in.‘ sez I. ‘Throw that in my face, will u, what could I doâ€"and there is a pin sticking into my shoulder, do get it out Saman. tha, it bas been there ever sense they came, only I haint sensed it till now.,‘ ‘Don‘t swear Joshiah,‘ think u_ wuz bad enuff swearin.,‘ Josiah came from behind the stove, pushin a chair ahead of him, and walkâ€" in by the help ov it, and sez he, ‘No, no !‘ sez he, in a firm, warlike tone as he stood bazked up aginst the wall. _ ‘No we wont be suprized.‘ « ’ ©U_ see friends," sez Betsy to the crowdâ€""she won‘t let us suprize her, We will go." So she headed em ofâ€" but she turned at the door, and sez she in a reproschful ackcent : "Mabby it is right to serve an old friend in this wayâ€"I have known u* long time Joâ€" siah Allen‘s wife." / "I have known u plenty long enuff," sez I steppin out of the mop pail and shetten the door which they left opeu, â€"pretty hard. « | Watérlod 1 ’ Betsy Bobbet sweetly, My tongue clove to the roof ov my mouthâ€"no word I could sp=ak for 1 wuz speechless, but I ! glanced at em with looks which I supâ€" pose filled eim with awe and dread, for Betsy spoke again in plaintive ack centsâ€" ‘Won‘t you let us suprize you P ‘No! No ! sez I wildlyâ€"for then my voice came backâ€"‘I won‘t be suprized ! â€"u _ shant suprize us to nite! We won‘t be suprized ! Speak Josiah,‘ sez I, turning to him in my extremity, ‘Speak ! tell her! _ Will we be suprized to nite ? 2L 00 C 2 OTOP =. 1y °25 +94 HG, ‘Darn the surprize parties ; and darn #4 ” Sez I, ‘I bhope so too, Josigh.‘ Jest as I sed these words, without n minutes warnin, there ciume a knockâ€"ani the door open.d at the same timeâ€"and in | poured what seemed to me at the time to be x bundred and 50. men, women and children, headed by Betsy Bobbet. Josiab, so wild with horror and amazeâ€" ment tnnt be forgot hisg Iameness for the time bein, leaped from his chair, and‘ backed up agzainst the wall between the vack door and the wood box. 1 rose up and stood in the mop pail, 2 stricken , with amaze and horroc to get out of it â€"for the aame reason heedin‘ not my nite cap, which was cut sheepshead fashâ€" i0n. T believe this linyment makes my back feel easier Samantiha, I do bhope I shall get n little rest to nite,‘ | the kitchen ou lines, and. naius, thl.t,{ half c I Josian and me looked as K we wuz setâ€" | if the " tin in @ ca‘rco tent.‘ And wlhut gave ; would the room a more gloowy and melankoly | mad a ,cu.st, 1 found when I went to lite the | for, in lawp at night that the kercsene wuz all j versee goreâ€"â€"and bein out ov candles,I made _ for the first time in my life what they . call a ‘sldt‘â€"which is 2 dutton tred up in a rag and pot in a saucer of lard, u set fire to the rag, and it makes a lite which is bettec than no lite at allâ€"as a slut is better than no women at allâ€" » in that way I suppose it derived its . name, T,bect out with work and watchâ€" in, thought I would soak nty feet beâ€" fore I went 2 bed, and so I put some water in the mop pail aod set by the side ov the stove with my feet into itâ€" the thought hnd come to me after I had put wy nite cap on. _ Josiah set behind the stove rubuoin some linament into his backâ€"he wuz b«refooted, with his coat and vest off, Josish was jest speaken 2 me, and sez he. ‘We have come i0 tick boe m# ,‘ sez I,‘I shouli ff off without to suprize u,‘ sez naile, tha.t,l half,cr‘azj as he wuz tht he told em we wuz setâ€" j if they didn‘t leave that minute he what gave | would prosicute em, Some of ain was melankoly | mad about it, but Betsy Bobbet wasn‘t, to lite the|for.in the next weeks Gimlet | these Are the good qualitiés him see Stars.â€" you dO, Mr. De Batch, if you 1 baby that cried for the moon 1 De Batch (grimly)â€"I‘d do the best thing for him, madam: T‘d Mrs.WinsLw‘s Soorninc SrRUP has been used l by millions of mothers for their children while teething. If disturbed at nfiht and broken of your rest by a sick child rlndg and crytng with pain of Cuttin Teeth send at once an get a bottle of "iln. Winslow‘s Boothing Syrup" for Children Teething. It will relieve the poor little sufferer immediately Depend }lpon it mot.he;-, there is 'x: &wsk“, about it cures Diarrhoea, e e Stomach and ‘ Btowoh. cures Wlnmic. softens the Gums, reduces Inflammation and gives energy to the whole sysiem."‘Mrs. Winslow‘s Soothlntg Syrup" for children teething i:fnlouut to the ‘taste and is the prescription one of the oldest and best female physicians and nurses in the United lsry“:fl.'druflmm“ »thnse in onee e bntcle, Sold roughou wor! sure gd ;-5 "Mas. Winsrow‘s Bootuino BUP. ifollintntpIns â€"Auboidirint ic t i#3 recmarked th It is this way: when enters his | Rrocer, "you are all wrong. There are 'busineea place {n the mor:':ii):g he hangs | Spproximately 119,000 beans in a bus his hat on & certain nail among a row | he!: N t e M of other hats and proceeds to business,| NO O0ne was inclined to believe him Then the interested clerk, while the| Uutil be showed them that it took 6( head of the firm is reading his morning | Deansselected at random, to We mail, takes that hat from the nail h.alt an ounce, The reet of the circulaâ€" where it is bung, looks inside, slips his "‘°:‘ hnd "mplfi' o | band under the lining and takes out a . : Now then," said one of the party, tiny missive, which he at once conveyg| "NC° we areâ€" engaged in guesssing to his own pocket, and the contents of contests, how many do‘lar bilis would which delight and amuse him all day, |it take to weigh as much as a silver Atâ€"night when papa returns home his | dO!ST ? & s d pretty daughter slips into the halfang | , One said 100, another said 75, while makes a raid/on that hat, always fing.] the : grocer, who knew all about t@e ing there &n angwer to her missive of | Deaus, P"“‘he“;‘,fl""’ at 300. the morning. How much longer papa | , _ "All wrong, remarked the man. will occupy the position‘ of Cupid‘s | "It takes just 22, This was proven mail carrier remains to be seen. He|to be the case by experiment. will be madder than the hatter when | _ A Minister a;gs Himself. he finds it out. â€"Ex, t â€"every poison and impurib\.of your blood, by Dr. Pierce‘s Golden Medical Discovery. Then there‘s a clear skin and a slean system. Tetter, Saltâ€"rheum, Eczem#, Erysipelas, Bolis, Carbuncles, Enlarged Glands, Tumors and Swellâ€" ings, and all Blood, Skin, and Scalp Disgases, from a common blotch or eruption to the worst scrofulaâ€"these are perfectly and permanently cured by it. | _ In building up needed flesh and strength of pale, puuy, and scrofulous children, nothing can equal it., Delicate diseases of either sex, howâ€" ever induced, speedily and rsdicall?' cured, _ Address in confidence, World‘s Dispensary Medical Association, Bufâ€"| falo, N.Y, Got Ahead of the Old Man Aboveull o paries (ur 110009 Sar For(@ver Fifty Years Of For when twins nre sick, And girls have flown, "Tis sad for a dear man To be alone, He, noble one, Had cares enud?, For .ife is wild, The world is rough. Such brave, hard totls, Should bave suffticed ; Hero ! he should no: , Have been "suppized. Kate Field‘s Washi same out : * "TIS SWEET To FORGIVE, BÂ¥ Bersy sooner. "Tis swoeet to be, 4 "Tis sweet to live; h But sweeter the swoet Word, forgive, If harsh. loud words, Should spoken be, Say "soul be calm, They come from heâ€" "When he was wild With toil and grief, When‘colic conld Not tind relief," When twins are well, And the woria Inoks bright, To be "suprized" Is sweet und right. But when twins are sick, And the world Jooks sad, To be "suprized" Is hard, and bad. And when side thimbles _ Awallowed be, s How can the world * Look sweet to heâ€" Who owns the babe, . Fait twin, Heaven blesg it, Wha hath no mother, To caress it, ( Its mother, a year ago, Hath gone above ; Ah! how it needs A motker‘s luve. , My heart runs o‘er With tenderness ; But its dear father Tries to do his best. ~â€" ( But housework men Can‘t perfectly understand; Ob ! how he n/eds A help ing hand. | Expelled ursday go the, next ; _ I‘d make Jus had a C M TL 6ef. Anvtrintizaiac. say was merely a phase of his disease, M,:nm;!b: " k ’“1'50 insane for f e leaves a_ , and tbru dsughters. \He was born in Brandey, 1st his churich granted He oonteuj;la.ted & | but upon the advice he adsndongi] the ide July went | to the san where be seemed to im & lchohrl;e:entlemm,] per, and was often bers as “onzky." fl,‘ Rev. A. Klein, of the German Evanâ€" galical church, Port Huron, committed suicide on Saturday night by strangâ€" ling himself. When the members of his family arose he was found suspendâ€" ed to one of the doors of the bedroom by a curtain cord which he had passed over the door and thence around his neck. He had been dead for some hours. The deceased had been in .poor bhealth for some months, and on May 1st his chel:xjch granted him a vacation. He contemplated a trip to Germany, but upon the advice of the physician he adandoned the ‘idea, and instead in July went | to the sanitarium at Flint, where be seemed to improve. He was & lchohl:l;e;entlemm,re‘erved in man. "Now then," said one o ‘"‘since we areâ€" epngaged i: contests, how many do‘lar it take to weigh as much No one was inclined to believe him until be showed them that it took 60 beans,selected at random, to weigh half an ounce. The reet of the circulaâ€" tion was simple. ‘"Well gentlemen," remarked grocer, "you are all wrong. There approximately 119,000 beans in a | hal" Various estimates were offered. One recklessly put the number at 50,000, which uccasioned a laugh from all the others who had guessed a much lesser quantity, ranging all the way from 5,â€" 000 to 20,000. Several customers were chatting in a grocery store one evening recently,says an exchange, when the grocer pointed to a barrei ot sinall beans, and asked how many of them it would require to make a bushel. Eweddyâ€"Awâ€"what does it mean, deah boy, when it says ‘wheat went all to pieces at the opening ? Chollyâ€" Whyâ€"why, I weckon that‘s the way we get ouah cwacked wheat.â€"Chicago Tribune. Miss Gusher (to gentleman preparâ€" ing to rise) â€"Oh, don‘t get up, Don‘t get up! Please keep your seat! Genâ€" tleman (slightly bewildered)â€"Like to oblige you, madam, but I get off at this street.â€"Truth. Clerkâ€"‘Here‘s some of the fresh cracked? wheat. Would you like a package of it? Mrs. Newcashâ€"Young man, when I want damaged goods, I‘li let you know.â€"Chicago Interâ€"ocean. Mrs. Workdayâ€"Oh, I do so like to see a good stroog, deterinined man. Mr. Workaday (straightening)â€"So do ‘ I, my dear. Mrsg. W.â€"John the coaIJ hod is empty.â€"Boston Courier. MceSwattersâ€"â€"Is Clanghorn a finishâ€" ed author? McSwittersâ€"Yes, you see, he called on Woolly, of the Howler, and called him a liar; andâ€"well you know Woolly.â€"Syracuse Post. Sheâ€"I like this place immensely since they have had the new Fréach chef. BHe (weak in his French, but generous to a fault) â€"Waitah, bring chef for two.â€"Harlem Life, Maudâ€"I hope you are not going to marry that Mr. Korter. Kateâ€"Kealâ€" ly, I didn‘t, think it would make any difference to you, dear, it I didn‘t.â€" Boston Transcript. ‘Does your wife wear a high hat when she goes to the play ? ‘I »hould say she does,‘ replied the man who alâ€" ways looks weary. ‘It cost me $27.â€" Washington Star. Mrs. Placidâ€"Where were you last night ?" Mr. Pâ€"At a stag party, imy dear. Mrs.Pâ€"I thought so when 1 heard vyou staggering upstairs.â€"Philaâ€" delphia Record. ihe moon (to the sun)â€"Can‘t yeu stay out with me for a while toâ€"night ? The sunâ€"I‘d like to very much, but really I must decline.â€"South Boston News. What Doliar Bills Weigh ; _A man may think he loves a woman but his love is put to a terrible strain when she asks him to button her shoes with a hairpin â€"New York Herald. The scissorsamanâ€"â€"Why have they fired the new politica} editorial writer? The humoristâ€"Because there wasn‘t any fire in him â€"New York Press. The moon (to the a the idea, and instead in to the sanitarium at Flint, med to improve. He was entleman,reserved in manâ€" s often spoken of by memâ€" lk"" & the pby‘ici.n. yc 0c Publ T en," said one of the party, areâ€" engaged in guesssing w many do‘lar bills would Smiles. to 4â€"Page 2. the â€"â€"1t seemed to strike at o‘mytmnblf. I am in pains are banished, anc "I shall always consid Elvidge, dru cliaeue.l _ "Whilersuffering .d"m me‘icm prescriptions; but . until I procured a Ti s3 _qomP?'md posei The following letter from,. Mr. McDonald, merchant tailor, of wall, Ont., demonstrates the suj ity o{fnu.tnres medicine: "After baving given your F Celery Compound & thoronch +. 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There are many we know who have been driven deeper into sufferings and agonies owing to experiâ€" ments with pills and mixtures and comâ€" pounds that are positively harmful and dangerous,. â€" _ The great modern triumph of mediâ€" cal science is Paine‘s Celery Compound. Its marvelous curing powers are talked of in every quarter of the civilized world, and the ablest physicians are astonished with its lifeâ€"giving and healthâ€"restoring results, Paine‘s Celery Compound The Infallible Remedy. Men and Women Who Are Marâ€" typs to Rheumatism Can _ be Thoroughly Cured . Whosoever Heareth ‘I never talk about the club to my wife.‘ ‘I do. I speak of it in glowing tern)s, and then stay at home occasion ally. So my wife thinks there isn‘t a more sacrificing husband in the world" â€"Kate Field‘s Washinaton. ‘I think the aze of fiction is comâ€" ingâ€"the age when religious and social and political changes will all be affect ed by means of the novelist. â€" Look l withinâ€" regent years, how much â€" has been done by such books as ‘Looking Backward‘ or ‘Robert Elsmere, Ey erybody is educated now, but very few are very educated. 'I)get an idea to penetrate to the masses of the people you must put fiction round it, like suâ€" gar round the pill. No statesman and no ceclesiastic will have the influence on public opinion which the novelist of the future will have. If he has strong ‘ convictions, he will have wonderfual faâ€" ‘ cilities for impressing them on others. in kilp uies . PC Cb are very educated. T})gm penetrate to the masses of you must put fiction round says L6 Lulgp _ aioo, * Cs5 on Lhne subject of rea‘listic fiction, and expresses himâ€" self strongly upon the latter‘s strictures upon art in romanceâ€"writing. _ "We talk so much about art,‘ says Dr.Doyle ‘that we tend to forget what this art war invented for. It wis to ‘amuse mankindâ€"to help the sick and â€"the dull and weary, If Scott and Dickens have done this for millions, they have done well by their art. Where would ‘G ulliver‘ and ‘Don Quixote‘ and Dante and Goethe be if our sole object was to draw life exactly as it exists ! No: the object of fiction is to interest, and the best fiction is that which interests ‘most,. ‘ If you can interest by drawing life ns ! it is, do so. But there is no resson | why you should object to your neighâ€" | bor using other means." | Regarding the future of ferian | s Dr. Conan Doyle does not af with Mr W'D,‘ Howells on the sub ed a supply of Paine‘s und from McHafie & Conan Doyle on Fiction s m C sXCE, ith a severe pain under the lefi shoulder and the Beant ; after using many remedies withour ‘;fid.hnh: oL & L* Menthol Plaster, i c:?u:,'\' e h ndudso!lhueplmen ave been sold by me te, giving equal «ind owing to this cure hu J. B. SUTHrRLAND Druggist, R"flhb, “‘ Sold Everywhere, 25C.each _ NNat a mortal could Ii j e from the dreadful wosr suc M td tried many of the | °"'“=?":‘a‘:.‘ es and ‘also doctér‘s | | ' nered un ctere | NEMDAL O‘ & supply of Paine‘s Pr. B. J. EmmarL C _ from , McHafiie & | ucrtinagt Rpu + Eaunt ‘s o &Il?o have of Vd?k:d‘B:'a chartn E%%m ke at the very root en am now cured ; a!! | KENPDALL‘$ , and in every reâ€" Br. R. J Eumpir: o+ nan. D , and in Qv;g SeverePain in S§ocG=»ecy) C RR . y ~ * pPutuitkGEE 2 Y TY c 1 funt T3; * & p _ L. M"(“:u'l;e:‘im? :Z .fly]f Ph&.g‘ :}e"'ho. ilaster ars WUN thorough testing few words in its rs I suffered ter. ». It seemed to 224 TOUNG It, like suâ€" 1. _ No statesman and l1 have the influence i which the novelist of ave. If he has strong ( ill have wonderfal faâ€" sing them on others. nesg will be to interâ€" wÂ¥ otsw (hass &0 a mortal could a the dreadful it a pleasure recommend of Corpâ€" superiorâ€" does not agree Paine‘s all the of fiction, he ‘Gulliver‘ and e and Goethe to draw life 15 the object and the best who KENDALL‘S SsPAVIN CURE y & __ _ _ SExuer, Micn., Dec. 16, 18 , Dr. BR J. CO.BILLBY. Micx., Dec. 16, Sirsâ€"I have used your Kendall‘s Spayin Cx" q-&%‘&. umm{fx):rt 1" b.l'v:.evo:r .‘;‘.'.‘IJ‘""" 4 | Yours truly, August FREDERICE 0 Price $1 per Bottle. For Sale by all Druggists, or address BDr. B.‘J. KENDALL COMPAXNT , ~*~ _ ENOBBURGH FALLS, VT., BLCEPODCT, L. L, N.Y., Jan. 15, 189 Dr. B. J. Emmparl Co. & * Gentlemenâ€"I bought a s?\ondld bay horse some O wi lbznvi-. got him for 30. 1 used 8 ‘ure. The ®pavin is gone no# m offered $150 &r the same hors& only nine weeks, so I got $120 for usiog worth of "s Spavin Cure. . |______ Yours truly, W. 8. Marsogx. _ sht, Briggsâ€"l read the other day that some words in the Chinese language are capable of fifty different meaning. Bragesâ€"What a beautiful'languVuf'"' make campaign promises in‘ â€"Cincin nati Tribune. dose; 25¢., 50c., and SIUUJ fzcr Bold by Simon Snyder, Waterloo Sntton‘s CuUr® is sold on a guaranté Tt cures incipient Consumption. It i the best Cough Cure Only one cents 1,.._ mt W1 1 WMOosr successrur REMEDY Dorkingâ€"Sam bo, S that you know what chickens last pight. where you‘s wrong. | ] alibi. I done had go las‘ night.â€"New York DANIEL RITZ, New Hamburg Dec. 15 193, says: I was suffering from Dyepepsia, and othar troubles. 1 took a few bottles of Khilohs Vitalizer and it cured me. I sincerely recommend it. Sold by Simon Snyder, Waterloo {y. _ ‘A sorter, sah. It‘s sorter Presbyter ian and Baptist and Adventist scram bled into one, but it leaves out all brimstones and ‘lows Dan‘l to work in a moonshine distillery at a doilar a day Praise the Lord ‘ But if you come back this way two weeks from now Dan‘l will be chawin‘ real tobacco and I‘ll hev reg‘lar, shoes and BtOCkiuge on.‘ FOR MaAN OR BEAST. Certain in its effects and never blisters. ___ ___ Read proofs below : ‘And yoa have finally question, have you / ‘We hev,‘ «_ ‘Yes, she‘s dun settled, bhusband. ‘And what kind of religi concluded to adopt " [ 3. _\ o. 000J aug jined the Metl t dists. Thoen we got down yere, ang Daniel leaned to the | trivet saligte, while I was strong on the Adventistg We‘ve been three y‘ars seekin‘to fager it out.. Sometimes I‘ve been aherd of Daniel, and agin he‘s had me up a tre We‘ve jest felt that we‘d got to settle on the religion befo‘ we could go to work,and that‘s what makes us look as shatklet; and shiftless. ’ ‘Reckon thin | shiftless to yr,‘ s ’ to pick up now i troubleâ€" heap « tStickness, 1 :, ‘No, vot that, Presbyterians o1 I Then we noved â€" be Baptists. Fr ! North CGaroliny She cam family bib down on t! she said : on, ‘And your he *X ery pore h ‘Daniel, cell q luok so shackiet from the doorst, 1‘ low they cormn right out,‘ ‘You don‘t af farmer‘ cort A Good Mountain ’ In one of the vaileys Mountaiuns ] came gc ’ who sat smoking hi« pi at the door. The log cat ed aflair, and the only the land around was | corn which had grown then turned a s‘lky ve was ragged and haido. « his wife on the doorst seemed stilil worse o _ salutations and a Jitt]e Bald : ‘You don‘t seem to here very well, ‘Only jest toleral y be replied. ‘Your cabin needs f '\'(‘l-, Eab, !) ) W q ?‘u‘ ‘THs Mebis buss ‘8 SPAVIN CURE 0. § came for 1€ dm)rbh.!. dun Iilky f1 BD S Weieq . THE 16 not i bo, Sambo, I suspect Â¥hat becaine of my Eghl. Samboâ€"Dat‘s g. I can prove an d goose for supper York Herald. N L Paliger ghit s1 t] T (MS P‘P€ on & C cahm “m,‘ ® only ©rop in 8i Wiaks ]““ §p 1 lo rnl'nlp‘ fi.\iug a1 1 OSb gettied the U Ul wea "H)p i heve eDerk ‘resbyter st scran out all work in t bott th Up We * £0 UBTk ling Lb(‘ C hing hl; Usbshe We rl j “\'mq â€" acre f high n J Decw. â€" t E0 in 2wip Ve "&: ‘OUKM & lw U8uk lalk ] ably Stump W You t the cua ing ee®~ Met at ! Kox it‘ GLENTLY AIN A£AD of the t puisances There bhas lence of an the jurisci phmd fexs there havs theria and their pres ] may her fest retroj medical |) ing Cases, have culn« source of all no to expter> on theâ€" and 1 w of the for in> matte: substil feet e EUPrO U ANNUAL 1 F1 the w subm fit for in < sho &D rect Th eralos gerd shouw TC tm Townsh!] ind Mma The W ship 113 s1on wel nu«al rep of the T oiti 1de Byâ€"Jaw appointiog ing places and dep was read a lst and mittee of the who! the chair. blanks i filled ing ]~ HMQ! 144 P }{'A_‘h\l‘nlt J ng (O:hee shop, Now 1 Depoty lietu schalk â€" pain Schaefer, 1 Xo. 4, Tp H Deputy lict: U]d B ‘l\Y/': 'lr Deput)* Retu ner‘s Hall.): $1.30; H. Hooerle Wa, Hedpol, 96 l)f-pul_\. Weturna Uf J()alfi\v' Ji L oc.M byâ€"l@aw No. 06L w l*d ,mâ€"-ui ()n ing and Josiah H ved into a commit roodj and bridges, the dhair, when th were passed, x1z :â€" loads gravel,$14.7 306 loade gravel. i 62 lq«os grave‘,til J. C. Halimwan, lut ing bridge on Pet J. H. Huansberg $18.06, Carl Huq on culvert, $3.40; Konienbrenner, $1.7}5 ; Noah 8t !!S.N; 7. &. 6 All iC gessicl »1 M pld Woellescs Mf Inel Watin al work on U |1