Waterloo Public Library Digital Collections

Waterloo County Chronicle, 26 Oct 1893, p. 2

The following text may have been generated by Optical Character Recognition, with varying degrees of accuracy. Reader beware!

IV Wt'0n [ Hi As Roland and Alice took up their interrupted conversation, Alice noticed a. change in her companion. He talk, ed no longer in the bright and enter, taining way which so amused her, and seemed absent-minded. "fakt"ltuie,t lay'iiig a hand on his _ aim she said : "Coufi11 Roland, is anything The girl stood and looked after them, and the tenderly mournful expression her face had worn as she spoke of her mother vanished, while the dark eyes fisslsed with a bitter light. Anita came rightly by her dark Spanish beau- ty, which was so different from the milk and rose tints of the maidens of her adopted country. The old squire's mother had spent most of her life in travelling abroad, and while in Madrid had seen and Admired a poor little Spanish girl. To wish was to accom- ‘plish with her, and she had succeeded in, taking the child away with her. Ar ter many wanderings, she had settled down at last at “Dunham Towers." In a course of time the youngy lodge- keeper had loved, “faced and married tbe‘Splapish maiden, ‘and Anita was iflie Mr-sprint of that union. When she was still a babe her father died, and soon after Lady Dunham. her mothef’s benefactress, passed away. I {But the squire, L38); Dunhaid Eon. hid allowéd them still to live on in the lodge house. As the two girls talked, Roland ‘Audrey glanced furtively from time to time at the marked contrast they made. Alice, with her fair skin and golden hair, and the dark girl, with her swart- black tresses hanging in heavy braids below her waist. "I will come and see your mother very soor, NRA,” said Alice, as they rode away. Then Nita told her that she had been very much confined at home, and the great dark eyes fiiled with tears us she explained that her mother had been very sick and was so still. Alice ndticed with surprise her in- tent look, lust asked the question again. _ The girl did not reply immediately, but stood as if fascinated, looking at the young man, who sat indifferently switching the wild~ro>e hedge with his riding whip. ATrhere have you been, Nita T‘ques tioncd Alice. The girl addressed commg to Aliee's side, took the little hand extended. She was a beautiful creature, notwithstand- ing the simple peasant dress. It was strange-to see in an English lane such an olive skin, and such flashing, orien tal eyes. _ "Why, Nita, is it you f It is a long- time since I have seen you." Gayly they conirersed as they camer- ed along, until suddenly at a turn of the road they met usolitary figure. Reining up her horse, Alice stooped and held out her hand. The perfumed air blew softly through the primrose hedges swaying the paly- pink blossoms to and fro; and over'- heard the birds sing nut their little heart bursts in rapturous melody. So, a. year before, Alice Grey had been called from boarding school, and had met her destined husband, Roland Audrey, whom she only remembered as a frolirsome boy. Alice was very young, barely seventpert, and Roland, with his dark haughty face,seemed very handsome in her eyes; and Whether it were true love she felt for him or not, she did not stop to think. She liked his manner of courtly grace, and enjoy- ed his society. So the betrothal took place mud on Alice's little flnger under- neath the riding gauntlet, sparkled the diamond pledge that she was to be Roland's wlfe and the mistress of the "Towels." If not, the estate was to be sold, and and the proceeds to endow an asylum which should hear his name. In his will he left an annuity to his sister, and the "Towers" to his niece, Alice Grey, nnd nephew, Roland And rey, on condition that they obeyed his often expressed desire, and became man and wife. Alice Grey wan the niece of old Squire Dunham. For a. long time the squire had lived in his ancestral I ome, With his sister, Aliee's moth-r. ft 1' his only companion. But the years passing mvay, each left their mark on his fur- rowed brow, and at last one came, and as it closed, the old squire’s life closed too, and he was gathered to his fathers. "Dunham Towers" stood in their gray statoliness, all canopied with ivy, just as they had stood for years , but, down the cak avenu9, instead of the old squire on his easy-iogging mare, there rodetwo gay figures. The sun- light glinrvd through thelvaves and fell carelessly on the girl's form, sitting erect and fearless on the beautiful ani- mal, who seemed as he curveted and arched his glossy neck, as if proud of hislovely burden. Her companion u an a young man in the first pride of Ugesil- hood. They rode slowly through the long avenue of trees, "knee-deep in fern," and at last emerged from the park gates. Truly it was no wands-r that the villagers turned and looked in admiration after the handsome pair. Squire Mlais Will. BY CARL BRICKETT The old church, which had seen , so many .of the, Dunham race anarried, again echoed with 1Lundelssohn's grand march as the wedding party slowly paced up the broad isle. _ _ _ "Bksssngs on her pretty face," was the thought of all- the villagers, as they wronged thamhurch mace them Luna'- Méauwhile the wedding prepara~ tions progressed. and at last the day came. . Then Nita rose this time more quiet ly, and laying one hand on her. moth er's cold one, with the other she point. ed to the door. . - In a few days it was all over, and Nita's mother was. laid in her: resting place. Mrs. Grey urged the orphan girl to make the "Towers" her home; but she persisted in her refuse}, and m a little while she left the neighborhood. Alice often met Dr. Howard, and at last came to look back on those passion- ate words as an incongruous fancy. thought "Go, Alice Grey l Leave me with my sorrow. Go l” (wildly) "before I break my resolve and say what I should not -Sadly Alice went, a feeling of intense pity in her heart ; but no anger for her rejected sympathy. .She knew Nita's excitable nature, and she laid her strange manner entirely to her great grief As the girl stocd there, she might have been taken for an avengmg fury. Her black dishevelled locks flowed loosely over her shoulders, and from under their dusky shadow the great eyes fairly blazed with their bitter, scornful look. "My poor Nita!" she exclaimed, mockingly, "Why do you come here, with your fair face and your sympa- thy?" Suddenly casting her eyes downward, they lit on the still form on the bed, and with a thrilling piercing cry she again dung herself upon her knees by her dead mother's side. Again Alice approached a world of pity in hensoft eyes. _ ‘V‘Why,Nita, flowed your mother, too. Why should Inot sorrow for here." The day after her eventful ride, Alice started out to visit the sick occupant of the lodge. She reached the cottage door and knocked. No one replied and she went in. Then through the open bedroom door beyond, she saw a sight which drove the blood back from her cheeks. There, on the low bed, lay the one for whom the delicacies in her basket were intended-dead , and kneeling by the bedside, in an aban- donment, of grief, was Nita. Swiftly Alice went to her side. "My poor Nita. Y' Fiercely shaking the tender band from off her shoulder, Nita sprang to her feet. Involuntarily, Alice cover- ed her face and well she might. But Alice did not forget for a long time the words she had heard when re- covering from her unconsciousness l "Aliee ! darling!" Could it be possible that those words had heen spoken by her grave pastor! But the approaching wedding soon drove all else from her mind, Ever since, when n. little girl, she had spent her vacation at the "Tow- Prs,”ht= had known and loved Alice Grey. Then with the 0 dm affection of a man for a Winsome child ; tut as she giew up that affrct’on had dePpened into a. strong, enduring passion; bat he had never spnlleu of his love, and he knew that Alice was engaged io her cousin, and that on that union depend- ed her inheritance. - Dr. Howard was the minister of the patiish "Do not think you have the slightest cause for' reproaching yourself, Dr. Howard, for beyond the fright, it has done me no harm. I um sure, and Brown Bess is, no doubt, far on her way home by this time." Merely aclrnowYdging his remark by a. slight bow, Roland placed Alice on bis own horse; but Alice leaned down and held out her friendly hand to the speaker. "I fear, Mr. Audrey,"said Dr. How. ard, “thatmysudden appearance around these bushes was the cause of yourcous» in's accident," Then Roland came up, full of anx ions enlicitude. "I am not hueruCh, Dr. How ard." As if in a dream she heard the Im- pussio‘yvd wnrds,'arld opened her blue ep's. Then recovering from the shock which had only stunned her, she tried, With a deep blush, to rise, saying: Away they went and the two spirit- ed horses each trying bis best to rem-I. the goal, and soon Aliee's fiery little chestnut began to creep ahead, at first only a little; but at last a wide g p opened between them. Alice turuml in her saddle, her bur young face gush. ed with eseitement, to wave her whip at her defeated cousin, when suddenly Br’m‘n Bess reared, and a. moment ul- 'e lvrr rider lay prone in the dust. Before Roland arrived at the serum of disaster, she was raised from the ground. - “Miss Grey-Alice, darling! look up?" "Wrong! what could he Wrong ?/" Then, with an abrupt change to his us- ual merry tone: "Come, bonny Alice 3 for a. run-who'll reach yonder clump of bushes first Y' must have imagined it.'.' she Dr. Ferguson holds, that heredity hasrbten over-rated as a factor in the production of the disease, and con- tagion underrated. Mechanical occu» patibr1s, unsanitary surroundings; in- temperance are mentioned as being ohieify instrumental in disseminating the disease, while contagion from one member of the family to another is It'- sponsible-for not a small percentage" of the total consumptive death rate; The writer takes an optimistic view of the future treatment of the disease, and looks upon theprospeet as hopeful. It is a disease, that inteligence and detv,rc mination» can do much'tu mitigate and subdue. The causes .that are l‘espunr sihlc for consumption once being under steed; half the Jumble against the tct-, rillle scourge has beeqmugedi We cum- mcml. the min-16.110 wall. readers immi- micil in the \ulxiL-Ct. ', Dr. Ferguson in his article alludes to consumption as the great plague of the day. Canada claims about ten thousand consumptive victims yearly. Between the ages of 15 and 45 years about one-third of thos/e who die perish of this disease ; while frOm the age of 15 to 35 nearly one-half of all deaths is due to it.' It will be seen that in the productive years' of the race this ex- ceeds evcry other disease in fatality. When it is further borne in mind that the-average period of illness, according to several of the greatest athorities, is some three years,- the vast importance of this disease becomes at once appar- ent, . ' Dr. John Ferguson of Toronto con- tributes an interesting article to the October dumber of the Canadian Mag- azine.' , ' And now, as Alice looks up with wifely love into the face of the husband, who still makes the lives and souls of his parishioners as much his care as when he was a poor, landless minister, she spes and recognizesthe Kind Hand which out of evil makes good, and out of darkness brings light. But strange things happen some- times, and Alice and her mother never land to leave their home. On looking over the squire's papers the lawyer discovered a will bearing a later date that which had always been thought a correct one, In it all former documents were revoked and his sister and her daughter left; the sole heirs of the as tate, although he still expressed his desire that his nephew and owe) should marry "Robert, a hub would be a palace shared with you." His motith was stopbeli by a. soft hand, and she answered back: Then Dr. Howard took his fate ‘in his hands and placed his heart at the feet of the young girl he had known and loved so long. "You will be a poor man's wife," he said as he read in her sweet eyes that the love he asked for is his, "for I can never give you the luxury you leave." After a v/at, bud pissed, the execu tors began to take steps towards Bury ing out the squire's will. V Cowed and ashamed Roland Audrey, once so haughty, now so disgracedin the eyes ofall, listened weekly to Dr. Row- ard’s scathing rebuke. At the “Tow- ers" poor Alice lay long in a merciful stupor. It was a cruel experience; but after the first shock was over, she rose the same, cheery, loving daughter and friend, and before long, Dr. How md's heart thrilled with a sweet hope. Our. friends in sorrow are always neat'- est and dearert ever after, and Alice, as time went. on, the more shesxw and came to uruhtutacd the grave, good man, the more her heart was insensi- bly drawn to him. Roland Audrey, much to everyone's surprise, had mar- ried Nita, and together they had left their native Iluee. [ ”Bur tlle poor girl thinking herself his lawful wife had only pretended to yield. He had talked with 1Nita,explMnitqr, his position, and by large bribes and promises had induced]1er,ashe thought, to go away and be silent. The solemn servic- l-mun. "If any man can s'nowjustcatrsy “hy these. tun may nuL he lmxfuliy iainetl trogetlreum--" read the uliniowv, and made the customary pause. A vuilwl h'urure pushed forward. “Them is :1 cause. I for‘nitl it I” "There is a cause," she repented. "He is mar ied already." Roland Audrey raised his lmnrl to his heat), and opened his mouth as if to speak; hut no sound canine. Alice gave one long look into his pallid face, and reading there as she thought coutirmrt- tion of ?iitn's stnrtling words, sunk in y a. swoon up u the steps where she was ‘50 soon to have knelt; ".3 u. illitl“. I I: was a sud sight to see the innocent young thing lying there in her tilm7 face robws, and orange flowers hardly whiter than her white forehead. With one long, lingering, pitying look on the helpr " form they were carrying down the aisle, Dr, Howard came forward and taking Audrey hy the arm, and motioning tn Nea, led the way to the Vestry roomi L, was soon explained ; but it was not, after ail, quite as he suspected. Roland would not have been guilty in the. eyes of the law if he had married Alice, for poor Nita was not his legal l wife, as she hurl thought. He has de, ceived her by a mock marriage, on linding his inheritance depended on a union with his Cousin Alice. Consumption the Plague of To-Dny. Wate1oloo County C‘wcnicle, Oct. 28, 1833. Pieree's Pleasant Pellets, an absolutely sure cure for Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, "and all derangements of liver, stomach and' bowels. There isno grlping or violence about. these pills, and they've guaranteed to give satisfaction, or your money is refunded. Don’t live With the stomach ‘weak, when the cure is within your reach for 25ets. _ T And a good liver is absolutely es- sential for appreciating a good dinner. Lord Byron knew that as well as any- body. One of his greatest regrets was for his weak stomach. "Gad, man !" his lordship would say, "why don't one of these infernal doctors invent a liver medicine 'l" Byron would never have Asked that question were he now living. Why? Because he would have been using Dr. Never, by any means, be a Lazy- bones. Be frightened of it, Resolve that what-another man can do that you also can do, or at least something like it. This will be many pounds in your pocket, and will enable you to walk erect as a useful member of socie» ty; while the reverse is the action and the characteristic of a pitiable creature so pulseless, so boneless, so brainless, and so utterly useless, that if he will persist in doing the down grade the sooner he gets to the bottom the bet. ter. This is invariably the outcome of flit1ching, from tiny problems which look difheult when you first see them, but which fall to pieces directly they are touched by a resolute hand. "Here, come and do this for me, Bill; blest if I can do it!" is heard more often than necessary from one workman to anoth- er, and when the same item comes along again, and the same capable and willing help is-given, the delinquent is content to pose as Lazy-bones, instead of endeavouring to profit by the ex- ample of his neighbour, and so learn how to do the thing: himself. Sometimes timid people are helpless, but they do not cultivate the weed; they try to eradicate it, but there seems so much of it that they feel powerless to prevent its spreading. As timidity increases so does helplessness, and as helplessness increases so does timidity Remove either of them, and the other vanishes; and, as it is unnecessary,and useless, and 1onwelcome,by all means vanish it as soon as possible. Selfwospect is self-love; not selfish- ness, not conceit. Self-respect is bal- last, not top-heavy canvas, and will keepgnen going on an even keel, neith- er wobbliug one side not' the other, as nothing else can. Once lose self-re, spect, you may as well throw the rest away If you take the other course it soon becomes expensive; you lose caste among your fellow-men, and you simul- taneously acquire, the knowledge that you must be half a fool, which is not complimentary to one's self-respect. If you go on practising laziness you will soon have no self-vets, so that will cease to trouble you, and will matter not a single jot; and, when a man does not respect himself, can he expect any- body else to respect him? He must be more than half a fool if he does I Nexier let another man do, always, something; you might to do yourself, and which you an; paid for. ll. is just like asking your s;lmolfellow what the answer to 'a certain sum is, instead of working it out for yourself. You get, the answer, but, you do not. know how he got it. He is the best, of you two, and is not helpless, which you are; and you will gels the answer to the next sum from him if you can, which is cul- tivating your" luxinr-ss. tio it is in business. If you waneins,vtruction you are Willing to learn; someone shows you, and then you know; but; you do not get him to do that thing every time it needs doing. You do it your- self, rather than appear' silly and ridic» ulously dependent. mor'eoasilymelr,aoul his posiLion in life more noble and far happier? lie- causc it is too lunch trouble, or he has no oudidrtnce, in himself. If it, is too much trouble to depend on one's self, that is a Step along the wrong roml: and ifhe is without, confidence, the sooner he gets some the better. It, is funny but it is true, that the skilled man has dilridenee, and the duffey has cheek, ' cheek is not the sort of confidence the honest worker nerds. Tf a man makes up his mind to learn his business he can do it,. It is all nonsense to say he cannot. Cer- tainly, some will he better workmen than others, became they come ofa different, breed, but all can be fair workmen if they do not prefer to be incompetent. V "All human history attests That happiness for man-the hungry sin- ner !---. Siuce Eve ate apples, much depends on dinner." hed daily: won't" ; "r it yourself! Lazy-bones has got to "short com which tsilv m In lard f, n the H" kilfully tUI ans his rmu Lazy-Bones lr, r1 Contrary, it is exempli- nn'c" often means "I me" often means "Do hat is the religion of /lten a man knows he I, or his share will be r," why does he neglnct F why does he neglvct R and properly, by veuluivements will he 1nd his position in ml far happier? Poe- 4y Uh. tl ms 1n - 'Did you ever notice,' he said as in- nocenfly and kindly as a schoolteacher, 'that (we): in Wistohgin the People shake the PTpér bok,"thiis way, while those in Indiaha hold it fast and pat it on the bottom, this way? 'What did he do to you t. Bert you at poker. 'No; asked, me a question, and I all- swered it by asking him another.’ Ihre/hte the particulars.’ ‘Well it was this way'---) the drummer showed by his looks Isowbal Iy-hc felt to bring it all up again. 'We were at supper, and I had been pretty smart and the man had been very quiet. _ - 'No; just thinking of a man I met here in Adrian last night at supper.' The drummer was Ioukingso sad that it attracted the attention of the hotel clerk. 'What/s the matter!’ asked the functionary; lost a friend or your jolt i 'No; worse,' responded the drummer 'Lost two friends!' queried the synr pathetic clerk. Woman's Wll. Although the bachelor merchant, perhaps, has an advantage in respect of his cheaper living expcnscs, says the Merchant’s Preview, yet the prospects of success of the married dealer should on the average, be more pvomismg,oth- or things being equal, on account of the assistance which the wife can rend- er her husband at critical periods,when accurate judgment is needed to steer a right course, and when two heads should be better than one. A man's wife often knows more than he does about a great many things,and while he need not, lower himself in her estimation by admitting her mental superiority, it is sometimes well for him to silently recognize her superior 'intelligence and profit by it. If he is a wise man, he will not be too ready to come into accord with the opinions of his wife, but will affect a great deal of wisdom of his own, even though he knows he has none. It never increas- es a wife's respect for her husband to know that he is inferior in anything, and it certainly does not increase her respect or her affection to have him in- timate by word or look that she does not know anything at; all. The judg- ment of the average woman regarding the disbursement of money is often better than that of the average man, particularly when it comes to spending money for domestic purposes. It takes a shrewd tradesman to get even with the average sensible woman, while the tradesman fhads it 'easy to work off stale goods on the average man; and the most conceited man might as well acknowledge frankly that his wife can attend to most of the affairs of her own household better than he can attend to them for her. Women often have the most acute perception regarding business affairs. -If men would only talk business with their. wives, instead of taking it for granted that women don't understand anything about busi, ness there would probably be fewer failures. Many a successful business man owes his success to the keenness of judgment of a partner whose name does not appear'in the firm or over the shop window, and who is not supposed to have any connection with the busi- HESS, and that partner is his wife, in whom he is wise enough to confide. a self-created discontent furnishes the motive power. first great my“ of civilized man; and have coutrilmLod more than any other 0110 class of mm to our greatness as a civilized neilion. These men are held in execratiou and contempt, but only by those wlurse, narrownese of view, shovtsighteduess of vision and eon- trJi'nptible littlenecs of mind and soul prevent, them from seeing the good and incapacitate them from doing a. like service." Envy, laziness, or inability to meet the contingencies of life are always hack of the reasons for socialism, while ing i'ldustrscs and exténded our great; railway systems have thereby given re- muncmtim employment to thousands of men who must otherwise have str'ug- gled for. a. mean existence by a rude ag- riculture; they have wedded the Bush to the West, thereby cemerrting, the union; have opened up to settlement the great; “Est. and made it, possible for the poor of eastern cities and of fnrcign count lies to secure a. home, the first, great new of civilized man; and have coutrihutod more than any other who have built iug industrscs a railway systems muuemtive emI of men who mu: glad for. a. mean Ignorm his In t h tf W.H, () Lt The men of w have built up industrscs and .my systems ha . the potent otity of cast' of the comm lividual, an law that the ire whether us or his ham m the Ethic gy am] id, advm Llism and all that "eutth and lulilIm‘s, Learning Things. tl In h a 11d ch ies ventul LLIbh and ambition Ill' great. manufact- told him so lat follow ufte;y t that wealth in 'ept'es'ents devel- In a f 1Vealtl Bhy glven re- " thousands :e have str'ug- by a rude agr- ll the cthy with Mr 111 'Fur over may Tom's. MRS. WIssLow's Soorruso SYRUP has been used by millions of mothers for their chilgren when teething. If disturbed at iiight and broken of your rest by Judie]? aliild suffering and crying With pain of Cutting Teeth srnd at once and get a bottle of "Mrs. Wiusidw's Soothing Syrup" for children teething. It will relieve the poor little sufferer immedi- ately. Depend upon it, moth- rs, them is no mistake about it. It cures Diarhoea, reg“. lates the stomach and bowels, cures Wind Colic, softens the gums and redvces ittilam, mation,and gives tone and energy to the whole system. “Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup” for children teething is pleasant to the taste and is the prescription of one rif the oldest and best fenmle physicians and nurses in the United Stutesn Price, twenoty-tivo cunts a be! tle. vk,s'o,yJcr Jay all i L _ thi: Lem-n from Four Enemies. IVe are none of us infallible, though so many of us fondly imagine ourselves to be so, but all have much to learn, much to unlearn; and, if we are really sincere seekers after truth, we should be willing to be enlightened, even if it be by the aid of an antagonism It does not, however, by any means nec- essarily follow that we shall be thus led to adopt our opponent's view; on the contrary, we may, by a closer ex- amination of his notions, gain only a clearer insight into any fallacies upon which they may be based, and thus only be eordirmed in our own view,and in a better position to explain and err force what we believe to be right. "Just as you think. We can sell our home for $5000 and put 83,'225.10 into preserves, or we can keep our home and till the vacuum with prunes and evaporated apples. Go over the figures for yourself." She took the paper and began to fig- ure onber own account, but after rais- ing the total 8875 she went out into the kitchen and told the girl that as there would be no doing up fruit this year she might have a week's vacation. e "Certainly I do," he rephed as he pickfd up his paper again. _ - "But ive ea'rl't" spade that to put up sauce for the win ten” "I want you to figure as near as you can, on the cost of all these, together with ten dozen glass cans, a. bushel of curTants, hity tumblers, with sugar, vinegar and spices enough to preserve all the fruit." He was a. lightning calculator. In thirty seconds he had added up a col, umn of Iig,urres, tacked on 10 per cent for his commission and multiplied the total by two to cover breakage. "WhUty' she gasped as she; received the paper and glanced at the figures- 'yovlor1't mean 83,225.40!' , "I want," she said, as she looked in- to the tar-away purple of sunset "about two bushels of peaches." "Yes." "And one of pears." f'Yes.” "I might possibly get along with half a bushel of plums, but I want at least a bushel of Siberian crab apple." “Anything else?” “Oh! yes. I must" have citrons, to- matoes, cauliflower and cucumber," "I've got it down, but where does the figuring come int" He looked at her suspiciously as he made ready, and a close observer would have noticed signs of grim determina- tion around his mouth. 'l‘lnloy Cost one): "T want you to figure a little for me." said a Queen's avenue wife to her hus- hand as she brought him pencil and paper. 'Yes,' said I, 'it shows on youd ‘Do you know,' said he seriously, 'why they do it differently l' 'No,' said T, 'why do they? 'To get the pepper out,' said he enr- nestly, and then the gang at the table gave me the laugh in w. places, and the man asked me how much salary I got for learning thin,tss.'-Deerroit Free Yess, l 'aRCL', l 'ft/p, li. " /P D i; a 'W',', V t 'fiit _?ii',ii),iii:t'i,f 'cq'. _ 'ty'2it Wf‘oggw ”9/ w j,'ijjfi'fiiii1, 'H.e C; flmoflygcg . we W, i12 all, g 's) i) . & i"tiitp. fi'?) . . 0 0L; m / A letter was duly "oesp2tehed appris- ing the friend of when was coming. Through some mistake the address could not be found, and the letter was returned marked: "On Her Majesty’s Setrviee." On receiving her own letter back, the old lady exclaimed : ' "Losh preserve us a'! Things are coming to an awfu'pass when a body canna send a pickle berries but her Majesty mann ken a' aboot it.": , outhouse, where, calmly reposing by the sideof an old Nanny goat, were two veritable kidsc"--[BAtsish paper. “‘5 ----- The on] Lady Was Surprised. An old lady in the village of Kill.. earn, Stirlingshire, thought as a sur- prise to send some guoseberI-ies to a. friend who lived in Glasgow. One feature of a cyclone is worthy of general imitation; it always does its level best. "Yes," he slid at Instr "I suppose I must admit it. My kids don't attend school, certainly, because. I really don't like to send them. "List me see them' - V“ m. v “Mummy“, on“ muu nu. “But, read this,” persisted the officer. The man read at first with a puzzled expression, and then a light broke over his face. "You have two children who do not go to school," sud the otlicer.. The wmuzm stepped backamd called her husbad. "Here, John, here's a man says we have some children and they don't go to school." . John came forward. "You are mistaken, sir,," said he, "two kids" who who were , ing any school. He at 0 for the house indicated, am to his official knock, came woman of the house. They say that the school att ofiieera in a town which shall b less was recently the victim of ical joke. l I REFUS may Mi?! for all purposes for cleaning and sweetening, no'r 'ray that the school attendance t a town which shall be name- hands from in- preserving the Has no equal m for purity, nor great comfort Women use it Laundry and and saver or and find it a jury, not for clothes and Millions of Household all-round Fairly Sum Labor He at once started , and, in reply ITATIONS the géo'd a name-. a. pract~

Powered by / Alimenté par VITA Toolkit
Privacy Policy