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Page 9, News, Tuesday, May 1, 1990 Terrace Bay Recreation News Programs Aerobics F.I.T. Fit in Time)- Lyn Pearen- This will be held May 7- June 14 on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays from 10:00- 11:00 a.m. Registration deadline is May 2. Select Aerobics- Lorraine Bull and Bev Turpin- This will be held May 1- June 7 on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 6:30- 7:30 p.m. Men-in-Motion- Gay Harris- All the world's a CIFCUS= continued from page 5 were stunned, first they thought Dan Quayle was actually much taller than he looked up there on that balcony and secondly they couldn't get over how much their own president looked like Mikhail Gorbachev with that red stain on his forehead. They went wild. They cheered, they danced and they sang: "Pass the tequila, Mila...your husband's like a Santa Claus to us." Afraid that others might misin- terpret his extravagant generosity, Prime Minister Mulroney flew immediately to Barbados where he forgave $182 million in loans that 11 Caribbean countries owed us. They went wild. They cheered, they danced and they This will be held May 7- June 14 on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays from 7:00- 8:00 p.m. Mixed Aerobics- Gwen Black will be running her regular Aerobic session May 14- June 7 on Mondays and Thursdays from 6:45- 7:30 p.m. Deadline to reg- ister is May 11th. Shaping up with Aerobics- Anna Fox- This will be held May 7- June 14 on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays from equivalent tonnage in shiny turquoise jewelry and wicker shopping bags. And the best is, Mexico won't be shipping their goods in plastic containers or wooden crates. We'll get all their stuff wrapped in pinatas. : That's right, when the ship- ments come in, Brian's going to let us all go down to the town square and with sticks supplied by.the people who missed the morning pick-up truck, we'll be able to beat the hell out of these pinatas and the fruits of free trade will rain down upon our heads. There's only one thing that worries me about the deal. If the 2:00 to 3:00 p.m. Register by May 2. Happy Hoppers Nighttime- Lorraine Clark- This will be held April 30- June 15 on Mondays and Wednesdays from 7:00- 8:00 p.m. Fun Run- This will be held Tuesday, May 22nd from 7:00 - 9:00 p.m. The North Shore Recreation Director's Annual Fun Fun challenges all other commu- nities on the North Shore. Come Drinking water from Mexico, we'll all be too occupied to protest. You got to love the guy. Coming up with Free Trade with Mexico so soon after the success of Free Trade with the United States. If Brian Mulroney had been in politics on May 7, 1937, the day after the Hindenberg exploded in mid-air, he'd have no doubt run on the campaign of "a hot air bal- loon in every home." And the scary part is, in this country, he'd have been elected. We would like to thank everyone that out and jog, run, walk, skip, hop, or bike this 1 mile run. Get the family, neighbors and friends together to participate in this great event. Soccer- Anyone interested in playing Men's Soccer is asked to call the Terrace Bay Rec Office at 825-3542 or Dave Ridley at 825- ay ITS A BOY! Andrew Evan Bert was born on Friday April 20, at 3:20 p.m. Andrew weighed 6lbs., 40zs. The happy parents are Heather e& Bert DeCal. Andrew's older brother is Alex DeCal. Special thanks to Mary Shack, Dr. Wilkes, Dr. Woldnik and the hospital staff for making our stay a enjoyable. 9079. ~\ S Hi, my name is FR.OY.D", I don't talk, I don't grow hair, I don't need batteries and I don't wet my pants. What I do, is believe in you! Bright yellow, ER.OY.D. (For Reality Of Your Dreams) is huggable and 13" tall. Now available for cool kids at: sang: "Pass the bottle of rum, United States got our fresh water chum...we got a live one here in that Free Trade Agreement, do su orted our who thinks he's Santa Claus." we get Mexico's water with this oid Voyageur Gift Shop Free trade with Mexico, I can one? Stag and Doe. Highway 17 bal Mens eats : Maybe that's part of the plan. Special thanks to Schreiber ready, ulroney's announcement has increased employment in Canada-Simon HELP WANTED Sue and Sean Vanian Enterprises Reisman's back in business. Segremer for all their hard work Incorporated Can you imagine the great leap - in organizing it. Itis Hamilton's Audio- forward both countries can make employment: e Visual CTR in the area of high technology by =: greatly appreciated. 9 Simcoe Plaza sharing manufactured goods. Chamber Maids, Terrace Bay We'll send them our one-of-a- | Gas Bar Attendants Gary & Judy Marsh kind Canadian space arms and in wE we : return we'll get back stuffed don- and Lounge tees y Ail Rights Reserved keys, the ones wearing sunglasses Waitresses. with the ears sticking es through the sombrero. We'll ship them ° 4 nuclear Candu reactors and they Apply Imperial send back truckloads of black vel- Motel, in person, or vet paintings of bullfights in calls progress. We'll export Bell cellu- ear pgs Meg COLOUR YOUR WORLD Mexico will send us back the 825-3226 : 1990 NS May 1 - May 31 INTERNATIONAL LITERACY YEAR In recognition of the 1990 International Sale Price Regular Price iy Literacy Year, and in support of Literacy interior Calling White $33.92 $16.96 Northwestern, the network of Northwestern Ontario Literacy Programs, | hereby declare Interior Designer Touch Flat $35.92 $17.96 the week of, May 6 to May 12, as LITERACY ' WEEK, in the Township of Schreiber. 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