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MAY 26, 1971 PAGE 3 TERRACE BAY NEWS Ml TERRACE BAY rews if Published every Wednesday at the News Printing Plant, Post Office Building, Terrace Bay, Ontario. : Phone 825-3747, Deadline for advertisements and news material is NOON MONDAY. Classified Ads - Card of Thanks and Announcements - Minimum charge ~ 75¢ (25 words and under), CASH IN ADVANCE ($1.00 if charged). Subscription Rate - $3.50 per year, Second class mail. Registration number - 0867. Return postage guaranteed. Managing Editor - Mr, larry Rowley. - Our modem, scientific me- {GET FLUFFIER, CLEANER thods assure you of the clean CLOTHES WITH NO WORK! est clothes possible! And "it PHONE -824-2250 costs so fittle -- WANTED TO PURCHASE - 1 Refrigerator with large freezer de- partment, Phone B2i.2555, FOR SALE -~ Dew Worms. Phone 824-2236, FOR RENT - Apartment - furnished or unfurnished. Walker St. ' Schreiber. Phone 824-2235 or 824-2399, FOR SALE ~ One motor with saw bench in excellent condition. Also one oil heater in good sondition. Phones 824-2329, CARD OF THANKS ~ I wish to sincerely thank all who helped to make my "80th" birthday party a success and for the many gifts received, Charles Todesco. CARD OF THANKS - Thanks to Sandra, Cec and those who visited me while I was in hospital, and to those who sent flowers, cerds, also the Women of the Moose, Jean Pinkerton. FOR SALE - 1970 Olds Cutless 442; 1966 Pontiac - 2 door. These oars in A-1 shape, look and run like new. Phone 824-2145, FOR SALE - baby orib and mattress and baby stroller, Phone 825-3305, BARMAID WANTED - for bar work in lounge. Applicants must be 2I opr over, Experience an asset but not necessary. Will train girl willing to learn. Mail applications to Box 579, Terrace Bay, Ontario. FOR SALE - I96I Chev. - good tires, I97I licence - in good Co Perras - running condition - $I50,00 or best offer. Phone 824-2479, donald BENNO INSURANCE AGENT 1968 saw 63,767 properties damaged by fire in Canad FIRE IS SO FINAL Phone : 824-2666 Schreiber, Ontario 9 THE BILL SMILEY COLUMN IF HE SAYS SO IT MUST BE TRUE By Bill Smiley Take my advice. When your kid comes home from school and says breezily, "Hi, Dad. I have this project to do ...", don't take the bait. Don't say a word be- yond "Hrummph" as you flip your newspaper up for a shield, or better. still, head for the bathroom and lock yourself in. Never, ever, reply, "Well, what's it all about?" or "Is there anything I can do to help?" If you do, you'll dis- cover, inevitably, that you- have a project to do. Projects are all the rage these days, in education. "Give a kid a project and he'll learn everything there is to know about the Persian Golf, the origin of sand- paper, or the sex life of the blow-fly. He may never learn anything else in school, a strong possibility, but he'll always be an ex- pert in one field. For the rest of their lives, these kids will find some way, at cocktail parties or formal dinners, in casual conversation, to drag in the If, the sand-paper or the blow-fly. Which is good. Most people know pratically nothing about practically anything. Thus, they can easily be put down by a forthright statement like, "But that's exactly what I've been saying. The whole thing is in direct contrast to the solemn, sedate, secretive sex life of the blow-fly." They simply can't field that one, if it's properly de- livered. And you can always change your adjectives to suit the situation. It could continued page 10.... REAR OF SHOPPING PLAZA - TERRACE BA DRY CLEANING - Hours = 1 to 4 p.m. Mon. thru Sat. - 8 LB. LOAD - $3.00 MAYTAG WASHERS - 35¢ PER LOAD LOADSTAR STEAM DRYERS SUPERIOR CO = 10¢ for 10 minutes IN LAUNDRY and DRY CLEANING Y - PHONE 825-9787