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Page 4 GOLF NEWS Well golfers, you can see, feel and smell the spring we have been waiting for. The snow rapidly melt- ing, with the welcome appearance of the green grass, augurs an early trek in a south erly direction toward Lake Superior and the Aguasabon Golf Course. Already a few have taken advantage of the scattered patches peeking through their blanket of snow. Crazy! Certainly--but a lot of fun. Come on golfers, shine up your clubs, remove the cobwebs from your bag and don't forget a little grease on the cart wheels for this year we promise you clean outdoor fun and enthusiasm never before experienced. "Why wait for summer--do it now! Yes, get your summer jobs done now so that your golf will not be interrup- ted by the aggravating chores that crop up. The formation of a ladies club should be good news to last year's golf widows who will now be encour- aged to take to the fairways and to acquaint themselves with the mysteries that so completely alienated their husbands! home interest and devotion. Instead of shouting "temporary in- sanity' and making your summer one of frustration, loneliness and person- al defeat, be smart and join the men- acing forces which so overwhelmingly disrupted and dominated your summer activities. To do this you are going to eat a little crow after all the cut- ting cracks and attacks on your hus- band's enthusiasm for golf. Ladies, take my advice and eat a lot of crow--yes, barrels of it if nec- essary, for this way will you be able to recover your peace of mind and domestic felicity plus an introduction to a new way of life, full of good wholesome air, with plenty of sun- shine and delectable exercise. Who knows, maybe you will trounce your husband at his own game. To end this article with a little humour | would like to quote a local golfer who said that he. didn't mind his wife taking up golf as long as she would have his supper ready if he should go home for it. - Contributed Did you hear the rumor that some promoters are planning a new golf course catering to credit card tou- rists. The name? Cuff Links! THE NEWS ; =~ "Quit telling him to eat!" MONEY! Rent the money from CRESCENT this Spring Do what you want to do now Phone Crescent and tell us how much money you'd like to rent. ($50.00 for a week only costs 23¢.) Ask for a Crescent Spring Money Bouquet -- beautiful brown $100's...trimmed with bright orange $50's . . mixed with gorgeous purple '$10's . and a few brilliant $5's. Then just drop in and 'pick up your money bouquet -- it can be ready in as little as 10 minutes. Evening hours for your convenience. 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