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 p»fS^*j^.?:"Y.";?3.*"j*iK'*iSf'"»^ " â- â€¢â€¢i4"-.»i ESPECIALLY FOR LADIES. Wnere Marriage Is a:Ctlme.â€" Iiove's Way BTerywherc â€" Fortnnea torTw^, -Cblt-Chat, Wliere KaxTlage Is a Crime. Rev. George Hepworth, in a newspaper article descriptive of New York " fashion- able " society, says of a certain large class They have money, but that is only another vray of sayinj^ that they can afford to do their worst and p ocure partial means of concealment. Their peculiarities are chief- ly developed in secret and after dark. They dare not lell the half they know about their neighbor?, nor listen to half what they know about them. Their gospel is the gos- pel of 6 per cents., and beyond a large in- come and unchecked passion lies the terra incognita oi morality, which they have no desire to explore. Their time is spent in a round of pleasures, suggested by painful ennui. Intrigues of the most compromising character are not infrequent, and the air is at times made foul with scandals which point to the hopeless wreck of domestic happiness Now the wonder of this whole matter is that pure young girls can be fas- cinated by a n;an â€" 1 use the misnomer in the way of politeness â€" who ought never to throw a shadow on their path A marriage- able girl who feels herself to be m the mar- ket is not in the sliehtest degree shocked be- cause her lover dare not tell her where he goes when he leaves her on the other band, his known impurity seems to be an added charm in her sight. She has not been taught to set any high value on virtue, neither does she regard it as indispensable in a husband. She excuses the inexcusable and ignores the prime condition of happiness. So she can have money, she ceases to ask questions. It is better so, perhaps, because it she were at all curious she would never marry. Old- maidisra is the purgatory of social life and so, rather than live in purgatory, she moves into a palatial residence in the nameless re- gion beyond. Who does not know that in tike set to which she belongs simple honor aid ffdslity are regarded as "slow," and that the appetite for excitement is so quick- ened by the condiments of vice that excite- ment is tasteless and insipid unless it is high- ly seasoned with immorality. Nay, the whole community, for that matter, is wal- lowing in the pit. In dramatic representa- t-Qiis, for example,Shakspeare is^adored with a sham adoration, but never listened to witn even tolerable patience. la the rival- ly between Shakespeare and a semi-lewd play, the bard of Avon is voted out of the hous â- â€¢ The sensational drama in which the heroine totters in the first act on the dizzy edge of a vicious precipice and in the last act falls into the fathomless depths of do- mestic infidelity, rouses us to the highest pitch of enthusiasm. Nothing pays so well m a play as disguised indecency and if the disguise be very thiu, we do not allow our scruples to mar our eujoj'ment. Good read- ing, als^, has suffered a characteristic "sea change." lu order lo be really interesting, a novel must have a sulphurous plot, one the hi reins or heroof whicti has a reputation " which outjht to bring a blush to the cheek of the reader, but which aenerally fails in the ace mplishiiient of that end. We use the word '•Frencli' to express, not the na- tionality of a book, but its char?cter â€" that IS, its bad character. James r Howells may be found on the sitting room table, sham representatives of the style of writing we must enjoy but Zola, always krpt out of ajght, has thumb-marks which show that it is the source of oft-r;peated pleasure i. The most salable books are luade up of the pi- ^aancy of broken vovs and tije delights of a life of shame. This Moloch worship which demands that mammas shall turn their daughters into the open fiery and consuming arms of an un'ioly mariia!);e, is far more prevalent than we think. Yuuug girls are drilled into the belief that an elegant man- sion on a CO ner lot in a matrimonial inferno is preferable to an honest snuggery on a side street in the matrimoiULd h. aveu. Money must bo had at any cost, and since the only meichautalde article in her possession is her- self, the \ouug girl guts the largest price the market offers, and runs the risk with the man who pays it. I uie the word risk, but that implies a chance of happiness, and the chance is so small that I muy as well be a little more exajt, and say that she gets the largest price, endures the new relation- ship for awhile, and then either seeks her own pleasure in her own way, or applies to a divorce court for relief. A blasted life with fashionable society, or alimony a-i a lait resort, is the history of scores. Ltve's Way Everywhere. says over Matamoras is the elopement of A correspondent at present excited Lieut. Col. Enlers, of the ith infantry, sta tioned in thia city. He is a dashing mid- dle-aged offices, born in Mexico, but of Ger- man pareatace. He is of good presence, plays the guitar, and sincjs Spanish love songs with a rich baritone voice. Direstly op- posite the oliicer's quarters, at Happy Jock's place, oa CiUe de Bravo, lives or rather lived, Scnorita Refigia Cirananya, a tall, pale, but rather pretty girl, of poor bat very respecta le parentage. The colonel had sung many love songs and exchanged many burning glances with his pretty neighbor, and a flirtation ripened into love and an elopement was planned. A few evenings ago a carriage drew up in front of a house about half a block below the residence of the pair, and, to lull suspicion, the gadant colonel got his guitar and sat on his balcony singing. Under the cover of this diversion, the young lady slipped out of the hou«e and into the covered hack. As soon as her re- treat was effected the colonel closed his serenade, with which he had charmed the old folks into oblivion, slipped down the back way and also entereJ tuo hack, which drove away, and soon the happy pair were in safety in Brownsville, on this side of the river, where the law or angry relatives could not reach them. principle of the telephone. In thisway bia wife indirectly made his fortnne. Her lins- band's fortnne is not the only one Mrs. Bell has made. Andrews the portrait paint- er of WasningtoQ, owei his start to the pic- ture cS her face. Before this he had Leen unknown. He came here from Cincinnati, and had but littie to do. Mrs. Bell gave him a sitting, and he bad the luck to catch one of her most beautiful expressions. The picture was shown at Corcoran's gallery.and crowds went to eee it. 'â-  After this the un* known artiit was unknown no longer. Or- ders poured in, and he has now made enough to build him a fine liDnse. and he is the portrait painter of the capital. CHIT-CH.\T. All red-faced women are not residents of Flushing. Some people are like a well-Used rock- ing-chair they are always on the go, but never get ahead. Ther'es a difference between the aflF.ibiIity of a younp' girl aud the taflfybility of an ex- perienced flirt. Moit women tremble at the discharge of a gun, and yet they are perfectly familiar with powder puffs. Dressmakers ought to make good railroad conductors, they are accustomed to making up long trains. When an elderly maiden lady adorns her- self with false hair, fa'se teeth, paint, pow- der, etc., she is "mating up" for lost time. " dear I'm so tired. I finished clean, ing house yesterday. What you haven't begun yet " This she says to all her neigh- bors, just to make them teel miserable. " dear you've driven that hairpin way into my head," screamed a lady customer to the milliner, who was fastening a b»nnet on her head. "Sorry, mum," replied the woman, "accidents will hairpin. " In Washington " What does the figure on the capitol represent?" "Liberty." "Fe- male figure, is it not?" "Yes." "Very pretty but what kind of a woman is this symbol of liberty and independence suppos- ed to be '" " A servant girL I believe." A man has invented a chair that can be adjusted to eight hundred different positions, and yet a man who suspected that his wife was going to ask him about where he was the night before couldn't get into a position in that chair which seemed comfortable. The latest mathematical question runs as follows Two girls met three other girls and all kissed. How many kisses were exchang- ed In the hurry and bustle of newspaper life we haven't time to make the computa- tion â€" we only remark that the whole busi- ness was a melancholy waste. A lady never feels more like going home and raising a row in the family than when she adjusts her garments as she is about to pass a clothing store where she sees fifteen or twenty men standing around the window, and finds out after she has passed them that they were " dummies." A fond and proud parent is showing a work of ate by has daughter to the delighted company. "This crayon drawing," he says, "represents the interior of a railroad tunnel, through you will perceive a train is passing slowly." "Exquisite Very fine in- deed " says one of the company, " but what makes you say that the train is pass- ing through it slowly?" " B cause, sir," says the father acutely, "if it had been running rspidly it would have been out the tunnel long ago don't you see " " You say your wife is trying to get a divorce?" said the lawyer. "Yaw,' an- swered Hans Spreckendentson. " Yah, dot is so." "And now you want to sue Jacob Sehneider for damages for alienating her af- fections " "Yaw." "Was she a good wife " "No, she vas a bad womans." "Idd you love her very much " " Xo, I'm petter midout her." "Well, if she was a bad wo- man, and you are better without her, jou are not much damaged if Ja2ob Schneider takes her off yeur hands." "Yah, it looks like dot, ain't it. Mebbe its petter I don'd say nuttings aboud it. But, by shiminies, 1 pitties dot Yacob Schneider." THe Lesson tIte|K«l Ttmttta. "Well, boys," said the orf Settle, « spring's with is 'cordin' to the dmanick, "_?.._ j^-'j: .»»m +« be in'««ch of a bat natur don'i seem to hnrrytogit her new frock on. doe? They tell me cz they^^stiU two fceto *^ jmadinhe folIowtB|; statement, whWi is here- ""'""""' '"" " witli reprinted entire: To the EdUor of the Herald: • I -have ^always shrunk from Appearing proikoentlybeforethepublio, but a sense back in the woods. Midtlat the bars fc» t S^mmenced to trapse 'round with their cubs vit. The way it looks now, bout all tne brook t^t we'll git 'fore,|he first o .^wae U be suckers. Well, suckers is jist e^fOou r ^^^ ^^^j owe humanity and the world /? L ;„.. ;* thoAr'wt rrnlv lUt to SWIPI- " r..^ '.^ l.^t..-^ .^t^nnofum't-tr fr^r- inolr. a fish ez swim When you come you spile 'em Kio spend his time allers thinks to myself. if they'monly Wt to tmjn. to ketchin' an' eatin'iof em Whenever 1 see a man ez a fishin' fur suckers I There's a fust- class mule driver spilt "Well, Major," said the Sheriff, who had been sucker fishing nearly all day, ' ' I think fishing for suckers ain't any worse than bobbin' for eels, and every one knows that if there is one thing you like better than another it's bobbin' for eels." " Right you are He's a ganewine hunt- er, he is, an' don't wait fur his victuals to come a floatm' 'long inter his mouth. Take a nice cool night, when they ain't no moon, but wheu they's plenty stars a looking down at you Irom the sky an' a blinkin' at you from the water. " An' you git in yer boat an' row out on the river, or out on the pond, an' every chug o' the oar- lock stirs up an echo over giust the hills, an' ev'ry swish o' the oar blade breaks the water into littlf^ waves ez turns white, 'z if they war kinder skeert o' bein' rustled 'round like that. An' bime by you git to the place where you're gcin' to anchor, cause you know they's eels thar, jest a layin' low for suthin' new to pounce on. An' you anchor an' sink yer bob, big ez yer fist, an' in less'n the wiggle of a tad- pole dip comes Mr. Eel's teeth inter the bob. They ain't no mistakin' it. He telegraphs it to you up the stick ez proper ez kin be, an' you feel it go clear to yer shoulder, and distribit itself from your topknot to your toes, Then you begin ter raise him. You handle him as gentle ez if he was yer sweet heart. Steady an' slow Steady 1' Thar you have him to the top o' th^ water Now's yer time to lose him if you don't look sharp "ou rest a second, then zip an' thar you have him in the boat, not a lay- in' like a stick, but a slashin' an' fightin' cz if he know'd what a durn fool he'd ben a makin' o' hisself, an' wanted you to know, b'gosh, that he know'd it. " You larn suthin 'a bobbin' for eels, boys. The way he sticks to the bob larns you â€" when you get a good thing, hold outer it an' the way he fights arter he gits him in the boat larns you, b'gosh, to never give up when you are down, an' to never die till you have to. So don't come a talkin' to me about sucker fishin' bein' a sport like bob- bin' fur eels, Sheriff, 'cause I won't have it, b'gosht 'Imighty."â€" A^ew York Sun. A HINXSTCR'S |UICAPT. rroifaktM Asylum t» jf« Bosom of His n^ Someâ€" How H W»8 Qpn«f AJ!piovAoeat mimiteir residing in Verniont months he was an inmate ' "^t we enioved nnnc+.â€"i " "t Oiir i" f^ost a perfect wreck mZ^'^K thoughthehadcometo 't"'*«f^lJ afterwards he began the n!'"'"«Sl H; Warner* Co. ./rS of Safe Cure, Safe KerSf Al From almost the fme he b .." ^\ An Extraordinary Career. Slie Blade Fortunes for T*wo. Mr. ,Bell, the telephone man, is worth §6,000.000. and he has the most elegant re- sidence in Washington. A man told me re- cently that his wife is very beautiful, and that she is deaf and dumb. Bell became in- fatuated with her beauty and married her. In experimenting with an audiphone, that she might be able to hear, he discovered the The Story of the Three Apples. Cne of the Turgeneff's latest talcs has a shrewd touch of humor. He recounts how Giafar, the renowned Vizier of Haroun Alra- schid, whileyet young and undistinguished, rescued a mysterious old )nan from assassics and afterward visited this old man at his request. The old man took Giafar by the hand and led him into a garden inclosed by high walls, in the midst of which grew a strange tree, in semblance like a cypress, only its leaves were of an azure hue. Upon this tree hung three apples) one of longish shape, and white as milk; the second round and red; the third little, shriveled and yellow. "Youth" said the old man, "pluck and eat one of these apples. Of thou eatest the white, thou wilt be the wisest of men; if the red, thou wilt be the richest; if the' yellow, then wilt be singularly acceptable to all old women. But make speed; the charm loses its virtue within an hour." Giafar ruminated with much perplexity "If I know everything," thought he, "I shall know more than is good for me- if 1 become too rich other men will envy me. I will eat the yellow apple." And he did so. The old man laughed wfth his toothless mouth,and exclaimed: "Good youth! in sooth t jou hast chosen the better part. What need hast thou of the white apple? thou art already wiser than Solomon. Nor needest thou the red apple, either; thou wilt be rich enough without it, and none will envy thee " "Venerable sage," responded Giafar "deign to indicate to me the dwelling of the august mother of the Commander of the Faithful." The old man bowed to the ground and showed the way. And Giafar is the greatest subject in Bagdad. W^hile a New York woman was passing a quarry a blast w-as fired. When she revived after being s^uck with a stone weighingfifty pounds the first words she utterld were • • Good laws how glad I am that I did'nt have on my new bonnet " Willie has a four year old sister, Mary who complained to mamma that her button snoes were hurting her. "Why. Mattie you're put them on the wrong feet » Puzzled and ready to crv she m«^i i Kwnr • "Whaf'iiT"!! ' ® made anl !r « â-  tV "^^ " I °-°- mamma They're al the feet Ive got.' '"ojr re ai Baron Ward, the famed Yorkshire groom, who played so prominent a part at the Court of Parma, has died at Vienna. The history of this extraordinary man is full of remark- able events. He leit Yorkshire as a boy in the pay of Prince Lichtenstein, of Hungary, and after a four years' successful career on the turf at Vienna as a jockey, became em- ployed by the then reigning Duke of Lucca. He was at Lucca promoted from the stable to be valet to his royal highness, This^ervice he performed up to 1846. About that time he was made Master of the Horse to the Ducal Court. Eventually he became Minister of the Householdand Minister of Finance, which office he held when the Duke abdicated in 1848. At this period he became an active agent in Austria during the revolution. As Austria triumphed he returned to Parma as Prime Minister, and negotiated the abdi- cation of Charles 11., and placed the youth- ful Charles III. on the throne, who, it will be remembered, was assassinated before his own palace in 1854. It should be observed that as soon as Charles III. came to the -hrone the then Baron Ward was sent to Germany by his patron as Minister of Pleni- potentiary to represent Parma at the Court of Vienna. This post he held up to the time of his royal patron's tragical end. When the Duchess Kegent assumed State authori- ty Ward retired from public life, and took to agricultural pursuits in the Austrian dominions. Withoutany cducationalfounda- tion he contrived to write and speak Ger- man, Frenchand Italian, and conducted the atf.iirs of state with considerable cleverness It not with remarkable straightforwardness! Baron Ward was married to a humble person of lenca and left four children. Perhaps no man of modern times passed a mere varied and romantic life than Ward, the ^room, statesman and friend of sovereigns I^rom the stable he ro^e to the highest oflices nt n i,fi. kingdom, at a period of great of a little European political interest, and died in re- tirement, pursuing the rustic occupation of a farmer, carrying with him to the grave many curious State ^ecrets.-LoKdon [Enn- land) Spoitsman. •' Another Narrow Escape. Scme time since the papers published a thrilling story of the narrow escape of Capt. Worth o the Brooklyn police force, from, Xlff l^ ""Y- Tl^« man who w^ riW ° i^u-' '^^' '^« attempt was ar- rested, and his pistol taken from him and sent to the property clerk at Police Head- quarters. I was at headquarters a few days ago when an old lady, who claimed to be the mother of the owner of^he pistol,^called to get her son's dangerous the pTpiny'S"' ""' "" P'^*°^ • ' ^^^' "It's useful 'round the house " "What for?" " Why, I have used it for many years for dnvmg tacks. It's rusty and won't g" off and makes a capital hammer." ' m^i'^Vi' weapon was produced the wo- man s statemen was found to be correct It would have gone to pieces beforeYt would discharge a ball. -i^ewrori Slckr e 1â€"1 A bock agent named Joe Smyrk Was put out and hurt by a jerk' -He says as a cure, ' St. Jacobs Oil is sure, At all times to get in its work. A lightning-rod man in St. Paul Though battered and bruised. He said when he used St. Jacobs Oa-"it simply boats jOI." *pronipts meto ask this opportunity for mak ing a brief statement in your, paper. Whether it be true with others I cannot say, but during my entire life I have fre- quently been conscious that something tpas slowly and silently working to undermine my health and life. What it was I could not tell, but that some enemy of my being was devouring me within I w;as certain. At times I would seem comparatively well and then I would be attacked with the most distressing symptoms. I would feel pecu- liar pains in various parts of my body, my head would seem heavy my respiration la- bored; my appetite would be ravenous one day and I would loathe food the day follow- ing. Then again I would lose all interest in life; would feel weary without exertion; would become sleepy at mid-day and rest- less at night. Occasionally my breathing would be labored and my heart almost mo- tionless, while at other times it would pal- pitate violently. I thought these troubles were the result of malaria, and I treated them accordingly, but I got no better. Shortly afterward my stomach became de- ranged, my food failed to digest, and the fluids I passed were of a peculiar odor and color. And yet I did not realize that these things meant anything serious. Finally I consulted a number of eminent physicians, each one of whom took a different view as to the cause of my troubles. One said I was suffering from brain disease; another spinal difficulty; others heart affection, kidney dis- ease, etc. My symptoms were terrible, and in the hope of relief I was cauterised, cup- ped, blistered and subjected to almost every known form of treatment. During one of these attacks while at Red Bank, N. J., a physician was called, and left a prescription. After he had gone, I requested a friend to go and ask him what he thought of my trouble. The reply was: " Oh. he will be all right in a few day; it is only an attack of delirium tremens." He was at once informed that this was impossible, as I had never used any kind of intoxicating drinks, whereupon he returned, made inquiries, and changed his prescription. But all the care of my friends and physicians availed nothing. I grew worse constantly, and what is more ter- rible to think of, I did not know what ailed me, nor could I find any one who did. During the summer and fall of last year my pulse ranged from 120 to 130 per min- ute; I had no relish for food, and was in- deed a most pitiable object. I continued in this state until last December, when I be- came unconcious and lost my reason, though I had two physicians in whom m^'self and friends placed implicit confidencer In this condition I was taken to Brattleboro, Vt., for the purpose of being placed in the in- sane asylum. I remained there until last April, being attended all the while by my faithful wife who never left me and believ- ed that some disease and not insanity was the cause of all my trouble. I regained consciousness in March last and insisted np. on being taken home. The physicians ad- vised that I remain, but I insisted upon leav- ing, aud we began the journey, travelling slowly. I was met at the dock by a friend whom I recognized and then 1 became again unconcious and remained so for ov»r a week. When I once more recognized my iriendanti knew my surroundings 1 determined to try, as a last resort, a treatment of which I had heard much but knew nothing. Neither my- self nor friends had much faith that it or anything could help me, but we resolved to try. We accordingly dismissed the phy- sicians, gave up all other remedies, and i re- joy to say that with the blessing of Him who guided u#, I am to-day a well man; having not been so vigorous for many years, and I owe it all to the wonderful, almost miracu- lous, power of Warner's Saf i Cure, the rem- edy which I used. You can well imagine howgrjte!"iilI must teel under the circumstances, and, like a new convert, I earnestly desire that all who are suffering should know aud avail themselves of this means of recovery. Had it not been or the remedy above named I should doubt- less now be within the walls of an asylum or in my grave. The great trouble with my case was that no one seemed to know what I was afflicted with, and I am positive that thousands of people in America to-day are in the same or a similar condition, and do not know its cause. Kidney troubles are the most deceptive of all diseases. They have no symptoms of their own, but often show the symptoms of nearly every known com- plaint. I know that people are dying every day from supposed consumption, apSplexy heart disease, spiial complaint, and many other diseases, when, could the real cause be known, it would be found to originate in the kidneys. In their advanced stigf s kid- ney troub es are the most terrible of all known maladies, as my own experience can fflid'"^^-M '^^^ "-^ "'^^t « disease the kidneys there can bo no doubt. That the symptoms were those of many other dis- eases IS equally certain, and tiat I wm doomed to a terrible death had I not bl" saved as I w as, I am positive. The follow mg letters ]ust received will confirm this: VEEMOKXAsyLCMFORTlIElNSWE Deab Sir Yours of tho oi.* • i. c«ved. We congSufato jL'io onlf "n the contmuance of your health, butaUo uC Its apparent continual improvement FW persons, I think, have passed through so ex K*U^CerS'I'^r "^^ yonS^Sed cametinf?^^. '^J'^°»«=*" o°e who came to us m so critical, and for dava a., I am, yours truly, c\ J' DRAPER. Oceanic, N. J., Nov. 2, iSt Mr Dkak Fkiknd: improvement was very'mil' VJ ful. and when Vip \a.w „, ^^oanijw^ ful, and when he left sonae two dozen bottl- man. The cha I ever witaesseJ ge Was tbe he.r^ Wag ttiost lilte. SAMUFXiiit,. (Pastor of the Presbvt. ^^ view. tli,-rpfnv„ '^^'"lanCh^ ^,E.D.Bopr In view, therefore, oftn^., hope that all who read tli *^ ly warning, I make th^r"'"' freely and for the pood of my "5 East Richford, Vt., Kov. 7, ^j,,- What's the weight of a'c which is stopped to an ounce " '"" Why Be Downcast' True, you may b:- in a m " â-  dition-you may be weak, paili?^' vous. lou cannot sleep at ' i enjoy your waking hours, v., heart Get a bottle of 'rQ '!^ Bitters. It will restore yc " peace of mind. (2.3) 01 to heahj Letting A damaging admission into a newly planted garden.' Copy of a letter receive i frnm T. land Coffin, F.R.C.F,, e. tJ^- â- â€¢ f-i Esq tine Having taken ^^^^^ myself, I can bear testimony ..^^ prove a ^reat boon to personswhl 'I col rheumatism F.R.C.P., 1882. liarton Coun, s,\V. The coil dealer sheuld always th weight iafavur of the poor widow " "V"egetiii| Is THE GHE.iT Spring MedicineJ Heal taj Purities llie ICiood. Uoiiov.iies andiJ airs tile \t dole ^}•,trlll, «;!i:\i:uiL iȣbility. llebility is a term used todenotea( of blood. The nutritive constituenLsf blood are in less than their regular pronoRl while the watery part is m excess 1)4 of frequent occurrence. It is incident tom ety of diseases. The lower limba arean ti swollen. The patient is feeble andcanMll much exertion. The circulation is irreplai almost always weak. Palpitation of ttsi is a very common sym]itom. Violent emu often throws the heart intothemosttima action. The vital functions are langt formed. The muscular strength isdu fatiffue follows moderate or slight eserani breathing, though quitt when at rest, b hurried and even painfully agitated i ertion, as in running, ascending heigtii The nervous system is often greatly disoiirt "Vertigo, dizziness, and a feeling of faiiDa very common. Violent and obstinateMii pains in the head, side and breast. parts of the body, are also frequent atnaii upon the diseasa. The secretions are s times diminished. In females the mtaseJ almost always cither suspended or Teryj tially performed. Tlie Itile is scanty, i ' tiveness. with unhealthy evacuationsfi bowels, and dyspeptic "state of the itomi arc extremely tomnion symptoms. CiE.XERAL l»F.BILITV IIBED, Toronto. Ont.. November -,li! II. U. Stevens, tsy., Jloston: Sir â€" 1 have mueli pleasure in tesiiSp! the virtus of the Vk(;etixe. Foryeaisf have suffered exceedingly from chronic « actie and general debility, from whiehlotis ed no permanent relief until I was inwl about a month since, to try the VegetbiI am better in health than I have been iorl last four years; enjoy my food better.! stronger, and quite free from mv old enenjJ headache. Hopingthat my testimony iMf| duee others to try the same remedy.Iam Itesneetfiillv vours, -AlkS. D.A. JOHNSTOV UHJLippinconJM I have very great phntsurc in endors'.iit above statement of the benelit toniy bealth, since she eoninicnced theii:eo:i| Vegktine. 1). A. .lOHNSTON" Late Minister oftheC. M.uai Vegetine Is Sold by All Mj The keeper of a boarding-hoiis.M:!' too beforehand about introdueingsW' ries. Take Your Choice. You can be weak, nervous, debrlia^i'l and despondent, disiiuiditie.! f^""" head or hand, or you can enjoy aiwsf of health aud peace of m:ud. " Blood Bitters will alleviate your and do you a world of good if youw" severe in their use for a few wefks. Did you ever see a fisbermau try to' rod, and reel We have. ^i^ »tr«U». »•â- Â«Â«*«« pOJIESTIC. I vr Edward Mackay, Ptfs 000 to charities, r imenofWoodetocka E*!*^? demonstration on lSw manufactiu-er, of [jSSbas skipped out, ov „ in the French ch 'Soance the opera bou Lnhis is doing a great deal kff on apple trees in the it carried off twenty Cai ^T«.m Montreal vicinity f nainel Kirby attempt jiiU by hanging while un fof drink. ^^^ «. TI Government oner §1- Lnsion of Elisha S. Steeves B Constable Dryden at t LrdB of four hundred mem rAfcSOciation have expresse lof attending the meetin icjraWyse, a rising you rice, bas gone to Boston V ^t as leading soprano of DperaCo. I interest in reported i en liax which was abating rn revived by the consptc [of an unknown steamer. Lne man named John All L engaged in chopping i Iter flew up and struck bin ling the eyesight, bine Bergeron, a Montr. U in the door of his hou (murder his wife, who esc Ij entrance. He was arre Iwoodstock a lad named Ihad his leg split from the t( Ihip by a bolt-saw in Clai led in fifteen minutes, tonng Detroit girl name hille, who was brought t li at place and seduced som iund by her brother in a UNITED STATES. I total loss of life by the C snty-tive. Steuben ville, 0. Pres tided Rev. W. W. McLane .J Mexican Generals who tpate in the national bolide 1 under arrest. I Governor of New York hi b encourage the planting oi [public highways, lomado of terrible violence jthe Lansing, Mich., distri at damage to property. patients in the St. Louis ^ve died from the effects 1 given by a physician in i Bushville, 111., Rev. S. â-  of the Methodist churc Icted of misappropriating purch. tdinal McCloskej 's door-l nsly recently, and the st tie infant about two moni le step. |re thousand dollars worth â- 3tuB was burned in a pub Iville the other day by the Pennsylvania Senai ^ttacked President Arthur 5 the drinking of li(]^uors p steamer Phceneciaii, whi on brought SCI evicted 1 fgow, Galway, Blacksop, is stated that a menibc plature of Dekota was ofTcr dollars if he would vote f( ate the capital. People wishing their Teeth to look* Use " Te.vkekkv â- ' .dailyâ€" a! tight; It sweetens the lu-eaih anc niornio^ redden^ 'I Rums, Enhances the beauty of daughters acJ^ arm r Jspe Ort, letter I would »7Tha^-^^" y°" .[D. Hopkm, about eighteeS tooilSL\S Mr. Austin Jay, ^opcnh-e^"' Jt he was so afflicted with Liver comP^^^ he was about to give up work. ^opP gist at Almer induced him to j'^^jj^r with such good results that alter bott es he was able to resume wor^ Says he got relief from the first -*- â- â€¢ " ' â- â€¢ re is no better Ln He gladly allows u. is 'satisfied there is no better Li^^^^. [„ in existence. ' buname. GEXERAL. Hect of saow have falu th of England. I^jilagasy envoys arc g F««wr reception at Berlin, ' Farrar has been app onry of Westminster *t de St. Valiere has b( ^Ambassador to Austrii Bvention relative to the 1 has been signed. •fierman Reichstag has |lBto the cause of the P • the autonomist, I ttcnt of the Munici; »• from Hayti lead msurgents are not P«prtt German Gazette, â- â-  m the Reichstag, ai • 01 Republicanism. f5bJ?]°*U.'«^l speak at ^^'•'"'tide recess agaii l?â„¢y of the Governtper **••»»« of the infli »««?' ^^ appointed i I » »SL?^* scheme for L â- scood canal across t Lj^^cett, father of tl â- ^ "^*«»wL and the ac •V-45-.JB. if-^---