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VOICE OF THE PRESS TOO LOW FOR THEM To'ing to collect a $28 rent bill, • Phil.-idclphia landlord seized a. soldier's artificial foot. V\'e under- stand the Society for Stealing Pen- BiM from Blind Men has unani- mously blackballed him for mcm- berihip. â€" Windsor Star. ISN'T IT A FACT? There will always be economic turmoil so long as so many persons want to do something for a living that doesn't involve work, says a wise contemporary. â€" St. Thomas Times-Journal. ONLY ONE EXCEPTION A oew plastic is only one two- millionth of an inch thick, and is â- aid to be the thinnest thing ever made by man â€" barring tome of hii excuses, of course. â€" Ottawra Citizen. MUST BE MAGICIAN In the good old days a man who •aved raoney was considered a miser. Nowadays anyone who can •ave money is looked upon as a magician. â€" Kitchener Record. LUCKY TURKEY A new machine will pluck a tur- key in 30 seconds. But the turkey and the tax payer differ because the turkey has to take it only once. â€" Port Arthur News-Chronicle. DIDN'T DARE. PERHAPS Sherman said that war was hell, but it is to be regretted that he never gave his frank opinion of peace. â€" Peterborough Examiner. THINK IT OVER Even though it's still hard to get enough meat and butter, says Uncle Mat, just think how much harder It would have been to learn Japan- ese. â€" The Wall Street Journal. BAD INVENTIONS Modern version, for the atomic age: The road to Hell is paved with bad inventions. â€" Edmonton Journal THE SPORTING THING 'I'm Lonesome!" Never Say Die "Excuse me, sir," said a shabby taller at a Hcwspaper office, 'are jrou satisfied with the amount of your present life insurance?" "Yes," replied the manager, shortly. "Could I interest you in a mor- occo-boimd edition of the works of Thackeray ?" "You could not." "Would you invest in a good second-hand cornet if you could get it cheap?" "No I" "Just sol Would ail offer to supply you with first-class import- ed Havana cigars at two pounds s hundred appeal to you?" "Not a bill" "That being the case," said the caller, "would you be willing to buy a penny tin of shoe polish just to get rid of me?" „ "Great Scott! Yes." "Thanks! Good <Inyl" In Hadei After a busy life, an old-time American died. The first thing he knew, a butlci in anothei world was showing him a palatial guest room, saying, "This, sir, is your •uile The only rule here is: You ring and I bring. Just press that button and I will provide whatever your heart desires." About a month later, the Ameri- can sat in bis easy chair surround- ed by cigars, decanters, fishing rods, radio, and all else that a man could wish. 'j"he butler appeared: "Here, you! I want something to 4o I want work." "Sorry, sir but work is the only tfainR we do ot provide here." "WhatI If 1 cant have work, 1 WMiilit ui'-t .18 soon be in Hades." "Hill, sir." replied the butler. 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YOU'RE STANDING CM ONE rooT/^^ 1 I THE SPORTING THI NG The crowd yelli, 'Pin him to the mat,' si SIDE GLANCES By Galbraith "The funniest thing about those comics is the seriousness with which Bill reads them'" OUT OUR WAY By J. R. Williams REG'LAR FELLERSâ€" Time for an Operation By GENE BYRNES I eUE&S WE'LL TSee A EXPE.KT, THIS I& TOO MUCH* FDR. ME.? •.ZOOLIt. ) lUCrt / MUTT AND JEFF There »eems to be something wrong with the economic system in this neighborhood By BUD FISHER MUTT, X CAVE 6US THIS MONCVTOHOLOFOR MB AND I COUNTER 8l)(Ty DOLLAR IKTO rtlS HAND.' n AMDTHENTO ^ MAKE SORE HE COUNTED rTA(3AlN AND KE ONLV COUNTED FIFTY-FIVE DOLLARS.' SOTHENWE HAD THE ^' HERE-Y OFFli^ER COUNT IT* HE ONLV COUNTED FIFTY DOLLARS AND WHEN THE «JUD<» COUNTED IT IT WASONLN^ hFOf LET MB COOMTIT FIVE, TEN, F\FTEEN,V TWENTY TWENTVBi"*') VOO'REALLWRONGJ, THERE'S ONLV FORTVt^ \HERE!, V WELL.NOiX ANVBODV CAN MAKE A ^AISTAKE I'LL COUNT IT AGAIN TO MAKE SURE Wilwood Two Drills now working from the Ice. Wilwood ad- joins Aquarius and Gold- hawk in (he Night Hawk Lake area of East Porcupine. GEORGE CHAPMAN & COMPANY JOO BAY STREET, TORONTO Charles Long Lac Issued Capital â€" 910,651 Shares Tliis property is in the Little Long Lac Camp some 170 miles nortli-cast of Port Arthur. The Charles Long Lac is locat- ed a short distance north of the Little Long Lac Mine; its ad- joining neighbors are Nordarm (controlled by Northern Canada Mines), Lafayette and Mar- quette. It is reported that Charles Long Lac are arranging a diamond drilling contract, and that worlc will be underway within 30 days. In view of the favorable geolo- gical conditions disclosed from recent diamond drilling by Mar- quette and Lafayette, this work is regarded with great interest and expectation. GEORGE CHAPMAN & COMPANY 200 BAY ST., TORONTO Lafayette Long Lac An excellent prospect, in our opinion. It has good neigh- bors, Charles Long Lac and Marquette Long Lac. Fa- vorable drilling results on Charles Long Lac would mean much to Lafayette. Recent Geological disclos- ures indicate that Lafayette ground has most favorable geological conditions. Lafayette owns a very sub- stantial holding of shares in Marquette Long Lac. To sum up â€" AN EXCEL- LENT PROSPECT. Map on Request GEORGE CHAPMAN «& COMPANY 200 BAY STREET, TORONTO TOVARICH- LARDER Loc.iled in Hearst, McVittie and McElroy Townships, in two closely adjoining groups, totalling over 800 acres. The East boundary of the Tovarich properties is less than a mile West of the Town of Larder Lake. Dia- mond Drilling proceeds; â€" and will be going on for some montiis. Latest word indicates that favorable Porphyry has al- ready been encountered. Im- portant values may be ob- tained at any lime. The main '"Larder Lake Break," as reported by Gov- ernment Blue Books, is lo- cated on Tovarich ground. We suggest that buying of Tovarich shares is an oppor- tunity; and suggest purchas- ing "'before the news", and while the price is still low. GEORGE CHAPMAN & COMPANY 200 BAY ST., TORONTO Pelangio Larder Issued Capital, 2,210,005 Shares This large property of 19 claims, at present inactive, extends from 1,600 feet east of Kerr-Addison's east point, to the Quebec boundary. Chesterville adjoins and, lies between Kerr-Addison and Pelangio; and is driving north- east on its 1,600 foot level. This drive is ap- proaching a parallel position to the Pelangio boundary. We expect to hear favorable news on this Chesterville de- velopment at an early date. Pelangio has quick assets consisting of Cash, Bonds, and immediate marketable Securiti'es totalling $42,- Soo.oo. GEORGE CHAPMAN & COMPANY aOO BAY ST., TORONTO -« â- * â- A 1 r â- f * â- ^