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"1 have at last found a car givinr better tlian the mileage stated to me at the time I purchased my new WlUyii. It is not 30 miles to a gallon, but closer to 40 and I am so well pleased that Mrs. Stifel will select color and up- holstery for her New Willys " Willys can save you up to $270 the first yearâ€" up to $119 in price â€" uearly $6 in each pay- ment, and up to $5 monthly on gas* niK «A.». .imcMi* TOBONTO DELIVERED PRICE $699 UP Termt of Une a» $179.00 dntcn and $24.00 monthly De Luxe Equipment Extra Train ^yos* Qmited 863BAY5TREET TORONTO RA. 2119 Willy. Dwtritutors Dealer Franchi.es Available Willy, U.ed Car â€" 1153-55 Bay St., RA. 7000 Bobby â€" "Sometimes, if mother or sister ain't peeping." Hal â€" "Isn't Maybelle's evening gown a perfect song?" . Sue â€" "Yes, sweet and low!" But if cod liver oil builds up the train, why is the cod fish sucker enough to take the hook. Did anyone ever find any meat •on "the bone of contention"? Officer â€" "What's up?" Man â€" "My hands. I was just rob- •bcd." , A desirable neighborhood is a place where the rents are too high. • New Typist (following rapid-fire (iictation) â€" "Now, Mr. Jones, what did you say between Dear Sir' and 'Sinjerely yours'?" • If you don't think some old side- walk crusher is wide-awake, just •watch him when a pretty girl goes • by. Read It Or Not â€" Sealing wa.N con- ' tains no vajc. The parson of a small church was visiting one of his flock and admir- ing the vegetable garden. Tarson â€" "Nice bunch of carrots jou have there, John. You must thank the Lord for that." John â€" "Yes, parson." Pnrson â€" "Very good beets, too. Thank the Lord tor those, too." John â€" "Yes, parson." Parson â€" "Indeed, a very nice gar- den alA the way around, John. You must uiank the good Lord for that." John (silent foi a moment, then slowly) â€" "Did you ever see this piece of ground when the Lord had it all to himself?" This thing we know as wisdom is in reality only common sense in an xmcomion degree." Mrs. Newlywed â€" "John, I don't like your stenographer!" Mr. Newlywed â€" 'Now, dear, you have no cau.se for Jealousy, what- ever! Why, that girl refused me four times before 1 ever met you. Fable: â€" Once a married man tried to win a sweetie, and he didn't tell her he was lonely and misunder- stood." Clara's New Ueiiu â€" "fell mo. r.ob- by. do you ever peep through the keyhole when your sister and I are sittin; in there alone?" WAKE UP YOUR LIVER BILE- And You'll Jump Out of Bed in the Morning Rarin' to go The Hvor should pour out two poumls (,'. liquid bile into your uuwcls dail.v. 1( this bilu b }i )t flowing frifly, your fi>oJ doesn't dinest. It juijt decays in tho bowolg. Ga3 bloatj up your stommcn. You get const ipotod. Harmful poisons go into tho body, and yuu foel sour, â- unk and tho world loolui punk. A moro bowol movt^nicnt dooan't always got •t llie cause. You n«>d something that work-; on the liver aa well. It takes thoso Rood, ol." Carior's LitUe Liver Pills to got thrse two fiou .1. of bile llowini; freely and make you Del 'up and up". Harmless and gontle, thev maki! the bilo flow freely. They do tho work ol ealomel but havo n i calomel or mcreilry io them. Ask (or farters Little I.iver I'ills by Darnel Stubbornly reftue anything else. 25c. No man can go completely to the devil without exercising a good deal of determination. A big buck Indian had just ordered a ham sandwich at a drug store counter and was peering between the slices of bread when he turned and said to the waiter: Indian â€" "Ugh, you slice 'em ham?" Waiterâ€" "Yes, T sliced the ham." Indian â€" "Ugh! You near niiss 'em." It is good to contemplate at times what we have accomplished. But we must not e.xpect our yesterdays to carry us to the end of our days. Life means eternal striving. Raise your hat to the past if you wish, but take off your coat to tne future. Boss â€" "Yes. I want an office boy. Do you smoke?" Boy â€" "No, thank you, sir, but I don't mind having an ice cream cone." Brightening Scene For College Men Thousands Needed in New Trans Canada Air Service Says Howe HALIFAX, â€" The graduating class of Dalhousie University received their degress last week and contemplated the bright picture painted at an Al- umni banquet here by Transport Mi- nister C. D. Howe. Graduat?s of 1937 havo as many opportunities of falling into their al- lotted spheres In the life of the coun- try as graduates 20 or 30 years ago. the Transport Minister said, review- ing work of his department ns he re- turned to the University w!iere he once taught engineering. Thousands of young college grad- uates were reeded for the proposed Trans-Canada and Trans-Atlantic Air Services, as pilots and mechanics, and in the affiliated radio and meteorlogi- cal branches, he said. A service be- tween Montreal and Vancouver was expected to be inaugurated before the summer was over, he said The new air service would require at least 500 meteorloglcnl stations all throughout the country to report on weather conditions on land and in the air; radio beacons carrying a beam from coast to coast: emergency land- ing fields not more than 60 to IrtO miles apart. He said college 'men were required In all these branches. Rv'es For Good Health LONDONâ€" Speaking at a Guild-' hall banquet. Lord Horder, noted physician, said e.^s-mials for health were, enough of the right food, proper shelter, fresh air, an cccupa- tion, some lei.sure and rooms to r'ay. Nailed to the CoLurs â€" An .\ â-  eiian school teacher I;;:s Icen senteuo ed to two nionC.is' lnii)ris.'nnieut for walthc-.ting childrc:!. In order to bring them up in a "heroic spirit" he ordered ihem to swallow iron nails. The most heroic boy swallowed 12. FREE CREAM SEPARATORS Be one of tho tliiee uoky farmers to get a brand new l!».'57 streamlined stainless A.N'KKK-Hol TH "separator FREE; send postal lor I'intry Blank and 'How to cut sopaiatinR costs in Half"; nothing to piy s'.mply express your opinion. Aiidtess .\NKER HOLTH, Room 1-3. .Sninia, Ont Marriage - Career Cannot Be Mixed Society Beauty Outlines Reasons Why One or the Other Must Suffer â€" Full-Time Job NEW YORK. â€" Azadia Newman tried mixing marriage and a career. It didn't work, and now she feels she knows the real answer to the ages- old feminine controversy â€" the woman who insists that she's mixing mar- riage and a career successfully is sim- ply kidding herself and really she's just a dabbler at one or the other. "Women who are married, and in love, most often dabble in their pro- fession," asserts the pretty portrait painter, who has been called the â- 'greatest woman i,ainter of the day." "It seems a physical impossibility for a wife to reconcile her marital duties and those of her career. One or the other suffers, whether outsiders are aware of it or not." Attractively titian and curly-head- ed. Miss Newman explained that her own marriage waj most happy up until the time she became absorbed in art. Then she found she was too tired after a day's work to go out or be a charming hostess: and often she had to go out of town to paint a por- trait just when her husband wante ' to go on :i cruise or a trip to Europe. ''Besides," Miss Newman continued. "I discovered that husbands them- selves origlnatef" that old saying that a woman's place being in the home. A man wants his wife's interests to e centered entirely around him. He dislikes feeling that she finds work aa interesting as looking after his needs, planning his meals. Ci:iing for his childrPH He believes marriage is .1 full-time career in itself. .\nd it is. No woman can be a wife, in every sense the terms implies, and have a successful career, especially if ' she does creative T:ork. 'nterest Stimulated Still in her twenties, the titian- haired, blue-eyed Azadia Newman is the daughter of one of Washington's oldest society families. In 1932 she was married to William F. A. Herr- man, and for four years she lived the Complaining Is An Adult Fault Children Are The Most PhiIo«)- phical People on Earth Children don't care whether it rains or snows, blows or shines, they are the most philosophical people on the earth. They get ear-aches, and stomach- aches, yet when It's all over they do not talk aboi't It for days the way we do. Listen to ladies at bridge explain- ing all about their special headaches, or men in offices recommending nos- trums to each other for acid systems. Suppose the meat money runs out and we have to buy tough cuts until nest pay day. We grouch and act like babies over the lost tenderloin, but Johnny picks up nis fork and sails right in. He eats it and likes it. Mother says, "My poor darling, you have to wear that same old sweater for another month." And son .",ays, "What's wrong with this sweater? I've alwavB worn it, haven't ir' Oh, babies, babies, what great things you could teach us if we would only listen, and listen well! Fe'wer Cheese Makers Forty-eight fewer certificates were issued to Ontario cheesemakers by the dairy branch last year than in 1935. There was a slight decrease in the number of factories, but that does not begin to account for the falling off in certificates, which is most noticeable in the category of first-class certificates. These were down from 523 to 48(1. Some of these makers evidently dropped into second class, the total for which w-as up to 161 from 154. That, it is said, would be due to the abnormally hot weather last summer, with consequent difficulty in turning out a first-cla.ss product. To get a first-class certifi- cate, a maker must have not less than 95 pur cent, first grade cheese, and a score of not less than 05 points for workmanship. â€" Woodstock Sen- Repeats Daring Hop Glenn Martin, aircraft manufacturer and one of the first flyers, leaves a China Clipper at Santa Catalina Island, Cal., after piloting it from the mainland on "iSth anniversary of his first flight over same route. happy, gay. social life of a wealthy young matron, whirling along on a tide of parties and trips with her hus- band, studying painting or the side. The death of Azadia's mother, who always had been In favour of an ar- tistic career for her young daughter, caused the girl to take her painting more seriously. When she pronounced her intention of having a career, she shockci all who knew her. most of all her family, which has been wealthy tor ten Konoratlons. How- over. Miss Newman was to prove her- self to be not only an exception, but an emiuontly successful oue. In 1!>:!5 she had :v exhibit at th- Corcoran Art Gallery, and the critics gave it l(ud prr.is-. The same year, she had a ono-man show in St. Loirs. â- 'During that period I was striving tc keeji my marriage goin.^:. But it was difficult. Often 1 worked so la'>' at the sli; 'io thnt my maid had co bring eveuing clothes to nie there. In order that I might dress and nioet ray husbiild l"o" social fuuctions. ' 1 was (-.1 the verge of a iilmvous breakdown, making flying trips o-i husiness ort of town and atlemptir.g to keep up my social obligations in Washiitijlon. This brings us to an- other reason why marriage and a suc- cessful career never can be reconcil- ed. 'Vhero must. In a career, bo cer- tain independence in time. One must feel free to move about and uproot oneself at a moment's notice. "So, as soon as I realized conclus- ively that 1 could not eat my cake and have it, I had to mak-j a choice â€" for the sake of both of ua.' I induced niy husband to divorce me." The difference In the sides on which eclipses of the sun and moon begin is caused by the fact that the sun's movement In the ecliptic Is only apparent, since It Is the carih which moves, while the moon's movement is real. "The Antarctic is land, and land, wherever it is, is valuable." â€" J incoln Ell.<<worth. "NervesWent to Pieces" ^,j^-^x '\J^ O M E N who .../.'.'â-  \ . suffer poriod- •'' " *.:,;. ically, who may '"* ] have sidcache or headache, and tliose about to bo- come mothers, will find Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip- tion a dependable tonic. Uc;id what .Mount Vcriioii, Out, saiil: i â- iTlloCKl 1 wus too woat; ._ ... „,.. ...^ nerves went to piccps. but I txR.111 to pitk up almost from the first iMiitlc of Dr. Pierce's lavorilc Prescription so I contin;icU its use .iiid I R.iincti in every w.iy. I could cat iiio:o. tny iicr\*s were calm, I became stmiv; r niul was iti cxidlciit liciilh," So;U l>y liMiRgisls. Buy now. New silx, tablets iO cLv, liquid $I.UO. Large size, tabs, or liquid, $1.35, V Mr*. 1' . "I'oilowing to be up, in> Budgeting Time ' Most Important Some Women Pay Too Little At- tention to Personal Groomings "The majority of modem women who live alone (whether they like their isolated status or not), seem to pay too much attention to per- sonal grooming or else far too little," say an artist (male, you can be sure). "Why can't these girls who have more free time than women with husbands and c^iildren learn to budget it sensibly?" By way of explanation, my irate informant pointed out that ha cer- tainly would hate to be forced to have a second date with any woman who sF''nds so much time doing her face and nails, taking baths, press- ing clothes and washing her hair that she never can manage to read the daily paper, and read it daily, learn a few new facts now and then, find something interesting to talk about. .Also that he would detest just as much the idea of having to date more than once an unkempt, untidy, positively dowdy girl, re- gardles of her brains or personal charm. The artist â€" the majority of men, in fact â€" want us to be clean and neat, drescd in good taste, of c"Ourse. But they iiave no patience with a woman who makes a fetish of and overdoes the business of beauty. If your home and time are your own once you have finished a day's work, do figure out a way to keep hair clean and shining, nails per- fectly manicured, clothes spic and span and skin smooth and still have lime to re;ul and enjoy our lei.sure. -And don't discuss your beauty routines with n.en. They want us to look alluringly lovely, but they do not want to know how wo accom- plished t'r.e feat or the lurid details of what would happen if we did not use certain preparations a certain way. Cattle Exports in U.S.-Canada Trade New Record Set During 1936 â€" 191,000 Head Exported The Canadian cattle trade in 1936 with the Chicago, Buffalo. St. Paul, and other markets in the United States establishe,i a new record for recent years in volume and value, states the Seventeenth .Annual Mar- ket Review. 1936, just issued by the Dominion Department of .Agricul- ture. .Altogether, more than 191,- OOO head, viilued at about $8,679,- OOO. of which 136,53,) head came under the reduced tariff, moved to the United States, as compared with 102,934 head, valued at about $5,- 935.300, in 1935. The reduction in t^iiitf from 3 cents per pound to '2 cents per pound on cattle weighing 700 pounds or over for beef purposes, and from 3 cents to 1>4 cent- on similar weights on dairy cattle, greatly .stimulated the movement, in spite of the lower prices ruling in the United States as compared with 1935. Of the Muota for cattle of 700 pounds or more, amounting to 155,700 head, Canada had about S5.5 per cent, and Mexico 13.5 per cent., which for Canada represented about her average percentage of United States importations over a number of years. Of the (juuW of 20,000 head for dairy cattle, all from Canada, the Dominion filled less than 30 per cent. This inditstes the relative conditions of the markets in the two countries for dairy cows in 1936. United States statistics give the calf im- ports from Canada as 55.(>95 head. The quota of 51.903 head, limited to calves not .v?ighing over 175 lbs., was filled by .August S. 1936. With regard to the present year, almost twice as many cattle and calves were exported from Canada during the first two months as dur- ing the corresponding period of 193(5 and since then the exports have con- tinued substantially higher. Pays $42.79 Tax In Bulky Coppers KITCHK.VEK.â€" With only a mar- gin of one day to get his ta.xes paid before the penalty of one per cent. goes into effect a local hou.-^e owner came into the ta.x collection dpart- mnt with a six-(;uart basket filled with coppers. There were 4,269 of them to pay his ilist instalment totaling $42.79. The man's name was withheld by tho collectors. Fortun- .ntcly they wore w-appcd in regula- tion baiik rolls which mode counting less difficult. Ladies Send us your name, and receive absolutely FREE, sample of our Hijrhe.-t Quality. Hospital, Sani- tary Napkins. Hygeia Products. London, Ontario, Issue No. 22â€" '37 Aâ€" 1 It is true what they say about OGDEN'S Yoo b«t â€" it's fnial Oflden'i FinaCirt is oiuiay/iweet and cool and eatyto roil, AndonceyoHlryOgden'syou'll Icnow why roll-yout-ownera vote it the jpolligtit attraction. "Yoo will like â€" you w ft love" the cigoietfes you roll with Cjden's and Qianfeder" or "Vogue" paperj. There'* a bigger podtoge ot Ogden't now for 1 5c. Yomr '>P«^_ w Knowt ^^MMi Cw tlut S'ii5. Meanest Cruelty If we had not the word of tha S.P.C.A. for it we should find :t im- possible to believe that so many Montrealers could be guilty of the most arrant cruelty to \v!;a: they would probably call their pet-: coni- n:ents the Montreal Star. This year, .Mr. Innis reports that his orginiza- tion has picked up more than five hundred stray dogs and cats desert- ed when their owners moved to new quarters. In some cases ;hese wretched beasts have actually 'oeen left locked up in 'he abaniloned dwellings, certain, unless nov ten- ants move in at once or snnuona heard their cries, to suffer ;':'u ut- most miseries of hunger and thrist.- How many of these poor crer.turts the S.P.C.A. has not yet foun :. and may never finil, nobody kno%vs; prob- ably a lot of them. Most people will find it im;;,ssible to understand how any norma! ,^~- son can be guilty of this sort of thing, particularly as there is such a simple and practically costless meth- od of getting rid of an aninia! which it may be impossible to proviilo for under altered conditions, or of which tho owner may have quite simply grown tired. To condemn a cnature which has been sheltered ami fed to the wretchedness of lonliness, hunger, thirst, heat and cold that the stray dog or cat in a bi;.: city must undergo until a mercif'.il i'.'ath releases it. is a refinement of down- right cruelty that cannot be explain- ed as mere thoughtlessness. To See If Cow Birds Have Homing Instinct ED.'ilON'TONâ€" If cow birds have a homing instinct, 24 dark-feathered immigrants are winging thoir way :'rom Edmonton on a 2,000-mile flight to Waukegan, 111. W. ,1. Lyon, president of the Inland Bird Banding .Association at Wauke- gan. believes cow binis, '.ike hom'ng pigeons, have a homing instinct and could be used for carrying messages. To test th's theory he shipped 24 of the birds here in cages and they were released by Dr. ,T. E. Horning, Ed- monton b'rd bander. The take-off didn't prove any- thing. 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