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»AD TO BE CARRIED UPSTAIRS ' Rheumatism Since Childhood NOW DANCES AND PLAYS She wag only 12 years of age when •he began to luffer witb rheumatism. Bo It l8 not turprising that, having treed herself from the complaint, she dances and plays with children now when she Is 30. This la her own descrlpHon o( tiow ihe transformed her life: â€" "I first bad rheumatism at 12 years of age. Three fears ago I had to be carried upstairs at night. I also had rheumatic fever. Then I took Kruscben Salts. Thanks to It I am now A.l, and dance and play with the children. The Kruscheii bottle Is always on our table and I talte a small dose in every cup of tea mt coffee. So if I forget it in one, I â- till get the benefit In another. I am BOW 30 years of age and feel younger." i-(Mr8.) P. M. R. Rheumatism has its origin in intestinal â- Uala (delay)â€"* condition of which • sufferer la eeldom aware. It means « unsuspected accumulation of waste natter and the consequent formation •( dangerouB body poisons. These poisons not only ; feet your Joints with rheumatism a n gout, they lnfe< your heart; they 1 feet your teeth; they dull your brain; they slacken your nerves; they pre- pare the way for many obscure conditions of ill- health. Kruschnn Salts Is Nature's recipe for maintaining a cond^ition of Internal cleanliness. The six salts in Kruscben stimulate your liver and kidneys to smooth, regular action. Your inside is thus kept clear of those Impurities which, allowed to accumulate, lower the whole tone of the system. Krus- cben works directly upon your blood- stream, too, invigorating It so that It floo<ls every fibre of you with tingling energy. Kruschfn Salts is obtainable at all drug Stores at 45c. and T5c. per bottle. OUR CROSSWORD PUZZLE IT Why Greenland's Barren Area Is Highly Valued By Denmark There was Jubilation In Denmark laat week when the World Court an- nouncer its Terdlct that Greenland be- longed to the Danes and not to the Norwegians, who had built settlements on the eastern coast of that ice-clad taad since 1931. Greenland is Den- park's only colonial possession, and Uough It has little commercial Im- Jjortance, U has aire and scenic won- iers enough to Inflate Danish pride of Ownership. The island covers an area of 827,275 square miles, and Is thus more than gne-fouth the size of the United States. Its Inhabited area along the coasts â€" mostly the west coast â€" is only ,46,750 square miles, or not quite the â- Ize of New York State, but Is nearly Ifhree times aa large as Denmark it- ^%elf. i In 1930 the population of Greenland totalled only 16,630, of whom 408 were Danes and the rest natives. These irngged people, living at the foot of 'mountains that stretch Inland, row on jTOw, until all but the highest peaks wre buried under a nice cap 8,850 feet Sjleep covering five-sixths of the island, toanage In three chief ways to exist, ^cme are miners; others are fisher- men; Btlll Others trap and hunt ani- mals for their skins. I The principal minerals are graphite and cryolite, with small quantities of copper and some asbestos, and enough coal to supply part of the Inhabitants' needs. The cryolite production In 1930 was about 35,000 tons. Other main products of Greenland were 4,500 tons of fish (principally cod) and various by-pro- ducts; 2,300 tons of blubber and shark liver; 6,250 blue or white fox furs, and 20,000 other furs, including bear and seal skins. Exports from Greenland in 1930 '' totaled 10,742,000 kroner (a krone is ! 26.8 cents at par), and were made up' as follows: Crylite, 8,155,000; codfish,! 1,339,000; furs, 210,000; fish oil, 694,-1 000; eiderdown, 53,000. Imports total- 1 ed 3,192,000 kroner; they consisted of j provisions, tobacco, textiles, woodwork ! and some coal. \ For a region as large as Greenland ' this record of production and trade Is 1 little to boast of. Still, so colorful a place Is Greenland, so useful has It been for the study of ice conditions and as a haven for storm-driven marin- \ •,, , ers, so closely is It linked with Danish j Velocity of Air 700-Miles an history, and so sanguine are predic-| Hour Planes Already Horizontal 1â€" To utter 4 â€" Warms 9 â€" Seed container 12 â€" Duration 13 â€" To praise 14 â€" Spike of corn 15 â€" Pertaining to universe 17 â€" Worthless 19 â€" God of war 21 â€" Old pronoun 22â€" Hastened 25â€" Total 27 â€" Egyptian dancing girl 31 â€" Lubricant 32â€" Slander 34 â€" Frenc'a article 35 â€" Mohammedan uame 36â€" Island 37 â€" Preposition - 38â€" Picture 41â€" Bow 42â€" Entrance 4.1â€" Goal 44 â€" Ripped 45â€" Like 47 â€" Xules Verne hero 49 â€" Turning points 53 â€" E.steem 67 â€" Possessive pronoun 68â€" To be lofty 60 â€" Caustic substance 61 â€" Mound 62 â€" Undresses kid 63 â€" Number Vertical 1 â€" Pouch 2â€" Past 3 â€" Affirmaiivp 4 â€" Inheritor 5 â€" â- Unreasonable' 6â€" By 7 â€" Upper part 8â€" To kill 9 â€" Fit of peevishness 10â€" Paddle 11â€" Prohibitionist • 16â€" Angry 18â€" Smallest 20 â€" To eat 22 â€" Put on shoe buttons 23â€" Soft 24 â€" Spanish article 26 â€" Wandered 28 â€" Fifty-one 29 â€" Engine 30 â€" Positive po!s 32â€" Winglike pan 33â€" Outfit 35 â€" Tapestry 39 â€" Success (slaii^i 40â€" Hotel 41 â€" Negative 44 â€" To dress 45 â€" Collections 48â€" Simply 49 â€" Bed 60 â€" To regret 61 â€" Anger 62 â€" Former French coin 64 â€" Note in Guldo's scale 65 â€" Grain 66 â€" Lair 69 â€" Pronoun You're right â€" Quality does count in the tools you buy and in the tobacco you use,; That's why you •re wise to chew CLUBâ€" the plug with the rich, long lasting flavour! CLUB^"^^'"^ TOBACCO YOU MIGHT AS WELL CHEW THE BEST » • # ♦ • ♦ ♦â- â™¦< Wind Tunnel To Test Bullets In England tlons that it may serve as a station in aerial transportation between Europe and America, that the Danes are more than happy to own it. Paris to Restrict Foreign Musicians I'aris. â€" Application of the quota •ystem to foreign musicians In ^U'ls and aurrounding districts Is â- rovided In a decree just issued by ue French Ministry of Labor. \ Tbis decree wpnJ^ reduce th§ ntjmher of ffelgn niusiciaM pennit- JM to perform for profit to 10 p'er %<int. of the total number employed m each place of entertainment. ^^ough this decree applies only to IHbelcl^ns outside the theatres. It is J^elieTed to foreshadow similar ac- >n in the case of theatrcal per- aers and other entertainers. f The decree states that the propor- tion of musicians employed In or- 'tTestraa of hotels, cafes, cabarets, l^taurants and other places where bd and drlnka ire sold as well as dance halla ahall be affected by ft* rullns. The different establlsh- Snita are given a period of two '^'lith's to comply with the order, litclng the number of foreign mu- lelan* to 30 vSi cent, within two ^l^ks, to 20 p«r cent, at the end of m month and 10 per cent, after two Ind onehalt months. [ 7%e ruling contains one loophole which will allov certain exceptions. Is stipulated that in the case of knslclans who play special mu>sical â- trument* typical of their own Itntrles, or who sing In foreign lages, and whose replacement these reasons by French artists ^bnld be Impractical, the Ministry Labor may authorize an Increase the quota of foreign performers to the proportion of 80 per cent. Up to the present time here has been no exact restriction on on the number of foreign musicians employed in Paris, aside from the fact that all foreign entertainers were obliged to obtain permits to work in France from the Ministry l: Under Observation The fastest wind in the world- traveling at the rate of 700 miles an hourâ€" may soon become a reality it plans proposed by the National Physical Laboratory. Tixidington, England, are carried out. This high- velocity air stream will be a valu able by-product of England's newest airplane wind tunnel. Its purpose will b» to test rifle bullets and larger projectiles after the manner of lab of Labor. That regulation still af fects all foreign entertainers an- '"'atory experiments on heavier-than pearing in France. ap- French Cameroon Colony Curbs Sleeping Sickness Paris. â€" France has achieved another colonial victory. The Cameroon has mastered sleeping sickness. * Trypanosomiasis, or sleeping sick- ness, made its appearance as a specific disease In 1901 throughout southeast- ern German Africa, the French and Belgian Congos and the Cameroon. It wa« found also in West French Africa, on the Gold Coast, In Nigeria and the Togo. â-² German mission, which went to Africa In 1913, made the first attempt to combat the mysterious malady sys- tematically. The World War, however, interrupted the work and little was done until 1916, when French scien- tists, alarmed at the spread of the dis- ease, resumed the experiments left off by the Germans. It was not until 1922, however, that the work was properly organized and sufficient personnel and backing were available. Under the leading scientist. Dr. Jamot, a study of the malady was undertaken in French Equatorial Afri- ca. At the end of 1931 sleeping sick- ness was virtually under control In the entire region. 9 Do you with what thou hast, or It will do thee no good. â€" Wm. Penn. "i Do Not Think Their Equal Can Be Found For Children" •I have BABVS OWN TABLETS in tb« bouse continually â€" I would not he without them. 1 have given tbem to each of my four children from earl- iest infancy. One of the reasons why 1 value BABY'S OWN TABLETS so highly is because they can be given wHh perfect safety to even the you»g- tst infant. I have recommended thent to dozens of Mothers. For children's ailments I do not think their equal ran be found." So writes Mrs. Doug- ks Blackadai. Hebron. NS. â€" and many other Mothers relate similar «z- perienccs in treating their chiNtcn. BABY'S OWN TABLETS are rtcom- meaded by grateful Mothers for teeth- ing fevers, colds, colic, constipation, disordered digestion and sleeplessness. The Tablets are inexpensive, easy to take and thoroughly reliable. And they are absolutely S.^E for even the youngest or most deHcate child. See certificate of analysis in each 25-cMt package. "-^ DR. WILLIAMS' BABY'S OWN TABLETS Mak* and K*«p Children Well â€" At AV>ther* Know air planes The British National Physical Lab oratory has Just completed e.xperl- ments on this new compressed air tunnel. Model planes are suspend- ed In Its under air at twsnty atmos' I>heres pressure. Swift-moving pro- pellers drive this compressed air against the models and scientists can discover essential data on plane de- sign. To Test Bullets When ejperiments on such plane models are finished a large amount ol compressed air Is on hand. It la proposed to release this through a smaller tunnel, at much higher speeds, and test the action of this wind on projectiles, both large shells and rifle bullets. One thing of vital importance la to determine the amount of "drift" of a bullet due to croas-winds which it en- counters In Its flight. It is hoped also to improve the range of a bul- let Or shell by studies of different designs. Scientists have long had equations for predicting the amount of "drift" for various wind velocities. This "drift" is allowed for when aiming the gun outside of actual gunfire these equations have never been given real tests. The speeds invol- ved are too high. With the new tunnel, and its 700- mlle-an-hour wind, the velocities be- gin to become comparable with the muzzle velocity of a bullet. In the new project it aeems possible to avoid real gunfire trials and let ihe air rush by the shell instead of the projectile rushing through the air. To measure the "drift" on a bullet It win only be necessary to turn the stationary bullet at some small angle with the wind stream. Plans call for the suspension of the projectile In the tunnel with antomatlc electric recording Instruments attached which will tell the effect of wind forces. To Study Motion Problems Measurements in the new projecti!>i tunnel will attempt to solve some of the'a^gre pressing problems of whai ballistics. Th!^ phyaics involv»?s the mbtloa of a projectile after it leaves the gun. The effect of air on a bullet rush- ing through U does many things. It *< comlilicated by the fact that a bul- let ^or shell is not truely ' stroam- lla'ed." Its pointed end is foremost. Instead of tapering away at the cut off square. Turbulen*. Answers to Last Week Puzzle U E ic H. H IE r ^ = ^^ IS. U|B S E â- â- Â»â€¢â€¢Â»Â»â€¢â€¢ ♦•••♦»♦ ...SMILES... H N E Some people are making such thor- : ough preparations for rainy days that \ they aren't enjoying to-day'» sunshine. air currents sweeps arojnd liie bul- let that malie it an object whose flight Is diflicult to predict. As early aa ^742 attempts were made to measure the "drag" of air on projectiles. The ballistic pendulum was devised in this era and gave scientists a way of determining the velocity of impact. Hutton. in 1775, improved on these experiments and found that i'ue drag increased great- ly tor speeds over 1,100 feet a second. AU such tests necessitate actual gun Are. France, In 1917, began ex- periments on projectiles mounted In wind-tunnels with the air moving by them rapidly. Their work was a forerunner of the contemplated Ted- dington tests. Similar experiments : have been made in England and America before this, but never on the magnitude of the latest project. The compressed air for the Eng- lish experiments Is available because 1' has been found. In wind-tunnel i,ests uu airpiauc muue'ls, iuiai w give comparable results the air should be twenty times as dense as normal. These wind-tunnel tests for models, then, are carred out at twenty at- mosphere*' pressure with swift-mov- ing propellers blowing the dense air at the airplane model. -^^ â-  A certain wholesaler who bad a lot of trouble In getting a certain small- town retail client to pay his bills final- ly lost patience and wrote the mer- chant a threatening letter. He re- ceived the following reply: "Dear Sir: What do you mean by sending me a letter like that? Every month I place all my bills in a basket and then figure out how much money I have to pay on my accounts. Next, I blindfold my bookkeeper and have her draw out as many bills fi'om the basket as I have money to pay. if you don't like my way of doing business I won't even put your billls In the basket." "What's the matter with her?" "I think her dinner disagreed with her." "Well, I certaihly admire Its cour- age." FATUnTS. "I took tbem to be a theatrical couple." "Did they wear spats?'" "No; but they certainly plenty of them. ' had A ton of talk w«igbs less than noth- ing If it Isn't backed by action. â€"Theo- dore Ttoosovplf. is j M h ezt*fnal bran^ of applied aujl Inste ! reS: It is NERVOUS WOMEN Tdte Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compouxul A wtllkuown writer visited a jail to take notes for an article on prison life. On returning home he described what he had seen, and his descripton made a deep impression on the mind fo his little daughter. A week later the writer and his little girl were in a train which stopped at a station near a gloomy building. "What is that place?" asked a pas- senger. "The county jail," nother answered promptly. WhproniHin Mary embarrassed her father and aroused the suspicion of the other passengers by asking In a loud, shrill voice; 'Is that the Jell yon were in, Daddy?" Two small girls were playing to- gether one afternoon at the home of one of the girls. "I wonder what time it is?" said one of them at last. "Well, It can't be 4 o'clock yet," re- plied the other with magnificent logic, "because my mother said I was to be home at 4â€" and I'm not." Par too many persons have the un- happy faculty of finding ont things that are none of their business. No Offers "I wonder why Maisie doesn't get married," said Mrs. Gossip to a friend. "I think she has often been asked to," said the other. Mrs. Gossip looked interested. "You don't say so, my dear,' she cried. "By whom?" "Her mother and father," said the other woman spitefully. •hnUd flj" It SIM M m thoath I 'My o«m( are all so .. 'I wtoh I wmn dwd" . . . bsw oft«ai have wa baard that* aapna* (tms frooa tocaa wnnwin who has r •• tirad and nin-dewa that hw csa ao lonf ataad Um atfalo. Ne wmnaa thould allow hwsalt ta Mft taeo thia condltloa If tha caa hate aha ahould ttoa Lvdla %. r ' 'a Vatatahia Caoapoaod a trial. ly ataty rmn w u eaaa hara ta WMdorfnl took to aira Ihaaa •traattti widTllor. W out af aran IS* wom*a who r t»aTt to aa a*ir that tbar ara baoattad by thla â- ay a bonla tnm yanr drw^ • • . Ud watch Iha raeulta. A Bit Mixed "James. " said the lady of the house, "we'll have to do something about the muMer s batre.ss. He's been complain- ing that be wants a new one.'" "Eh? Who? Whaf' exclaimed her husband, mystified. "How stupid of me, ' she replied, "l mean, of course, the matter's butress.' "What are you talking about?' he asked. "I said we'll have to get the battler a new mutress. He's been complain- ing," she explained once again. Hubby sighed. "Who's been complsiu'ng ' wii.-i:." be s.°lied. AN OFFEH^ TO EVERT INVUNTOB- List o£ wanted iuvenilons and 1\\\\ information sent free. Tbe Basuay Ooa« pasy, World Patent Attorneys, 273 Bank Street, Ottawa, Canada. EASYSBAVE. C^ A N .'^ D A â-  S O W X BRUSHLESS y Shaving Cream. Easily sold. High commission. Exclusive territory. AT dret-;; EASYSHAVE LIMITED, Toront th. "The matler has been complaining about thd batless. I mean, the batlelr has been complaining about the muf- less. The waitress has been complain- ing about the hutler . Oh, bothert. it's Williams â€" he wants a softer bed." The prize bull-dog attacked a farmer who defended himself with a pitch- fork and in doing so killed the doj. The owner of the dog was greatly dis- tressed and approached the farmer. Owner of the Dog â€" "Why didn't you use the other end, and Just beat hl3l oft without killing him?" Farmer â€" "I would have, if he had come at me with the other end."" We dislike lecturers who conceal their manuscript, thus preventing {^^ from knowing how much longer we'U have to keep quiet. Village Shopkeeper (to customer)â€" "Well, that's three hot-water bottles, two dozen lemons, and a large tin bath mustard. I'll send them righi away. All well at home, sir?" Truth from his lips prevailed witli double sway, And fools, who came to scoff, remained to pray. â€"Oliver Goldsmitfi. 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Mart bowd-movflni !ik« m\tM, oil, mlnvtt mt«r, !axativ« candy or c^««inc t*^ QV rovshagA, don't to far •noutb. \oii need a liver Btimulant. C»ft«r*a Uttft Liver Pilti In the bott one. 8af«. Puraly Tt|^ table. Stirft. Ask lor them by aaSM. Bc(w» •ubatitutfl*. 25o. at all druggitta. M ISSUE No. 16â€" '33