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Could Not Turn Her Head Her Body Had to Turn With it Tortured By Muscular Rheiunatism An ounce of help is worth a ton o( ftty. It waa to this woman. Many trtonds pitied her. But one gave her • word of advice. After that word of •drlce she was no longer an object of »ity. ' She writes: â€" "I suffered with mua- . calar rheumatism in the neck â€" it was ,tortare. I spent quite a large sum of â- oney in trying . certain treatments *Ui4 medicines, but could get no relief. ^ could not turn my head round when i wanted to â€" I had tc turn my body •a well. My friends all pitied me. Then one advised me to try Kruschen baits, which I did. And in six months f was a different woman. Now if I feel the least twinge of rheumatism, I take a dose of wonderful Kruschen S^ts, and it vanishes. I shall never fa^l to recommend Kruschen after w^at I have suffered." â€" Mrs. S. ^Kruschen is a powerful solvent of the torturing crystals of uric acid. It iwiftly dulls their sharp edges, then ^Cashes them out of the system. Your h ^ains ease; swellings subside, knotted ^0it/ to play Bridge AUCTION M CONTRACT ^Wymi ne Ferguson Author of "PRACTICAL AUCTION BRIOCB* With what type of hand should a| player raise his partner's bid? One of I the first points to notice is that no player has a justifiable raise tor his , partner's suit bid unless he has at i least three small trumps or two to an | honor. Lacking such holdings in the trump suit, a player should deny, not assist his partner's bid. Provided, | however, that the player does hold at least three small trumps, he may as- sist his partner's bid if he holds any of the following supporting values: (first) aces, kings and queens of the other suits: (second) ability to trump some short or missing suit: (third) the fact that the supporting hand joints become loose. Afterwards, the , holds four or more cards of partner's "little daily dose" of Kruschen so | suit, or three to an honor. Please stimulate:; the liver and kidneys that ! note, that the values of the high cards regular and complete elimination la in support of partner's best bid are ensured. Your inside is kept clean, i '^^'^ nearly double their sure trick or ARTICLE .\o. j5 One of the best liked members of; one of the New York Card Clubs is an ' old Professor of Greek at one of the local universities. He has read every- ; thing that has been published on the| game, but has never been able to be- 1 come a good player. Every once in a while he has a bad night, and, when he does, his partners try to grin and bear it. The following hand is an Il- lustration of the Professor's game, and is applicable either to Auction or to Contract: Hearts â€" 7, 5 Clubsâ€" 9, 6, 2 Diamondsâ€" Q. 10. 2 Spades Mischievous uric acid never gets the chance to accumulate again. Kruschen Salts is obtainable at all Drug Stores at 45c, and 7oc per boitle. I defensive value. "Ability to missing suit" lows: A doubleton trump some short or is usually valued as fel- ls worth \ii trick with Owl LafiF 8 The day is coming when the fellow •^who has horse sense will be consider- n«d terribly old-fashioned. The average man vbo attends the ji.arfi!Sn!!!:i!i§=:;::!;.K â-  .iH..lt.-.-S.-.-.'.-.-.-.-.-.'.i.T.. ijifct^ AUC 26 to SEP! IQ 1932 OUTSTANDKNC! impressive!! EPOCHAL!!! Brilliant pageantry: music â€" instrumental and choral â€" famous bands from Great Britain and this continent; costly displays of manufactured and natural products from far-off lands; horse show; automobile show ; fashion show ; dog and cat shows; stirring military tourna- ments; Kaye Don with "Miss England III'; British Schneider Cup Plane; Seventh Marathon Swim for world's professional championship; two art galleries, engineering, electrical and scientific achieve- ments; indeed, outstanding things to see in this gorgeous lakeside park and its costly permanent buildings. Send a postcard for free descriptive folders. Ta avoid Jijappcinlmtnl and in- canveniencty ihi manugement han srratiftJ to atctpt advanct Reier- ftians for GrandsUnd Pageant "The Triumph"; arid for any of the Jtur ZCOO.f'oiu Exhiiition ' Chonn ttmrrli. GRANDSTAND RKSEKVED SEATSi 50c and $1.00. Box Seat* J1.50 e». (.5 t hairs in tach hox) 2000-VOICE EXHIBITION CHORUSi Attf. 27, ScfL I, S*pt (, Sept. !• Ground floor reserved 7Sc Box chairs $1.00. Stnd (luyi* T moniy ordtr wUh- ttii J*M t9 Canadian Xationa! EitAUitieti, Toronto. sin 10 I9S2 ilnills "^«^M» I 3 trumps and 1 trick with 4 trumps. movies cannot understand why the I .,,ll°f Ifj- ,1-°^,.^*^'^,'? Zl^*^ ' husbands of the actresses should sire to be divorced from them. de- I trumps and 2 tricks with 4 trumps. Changing Conditions A girl may love you from th^ bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top. Sunday-School Teacher â€" "William, can you tell me what we "nust do be- fore we can expect forgiveness of sin?" William â€" "Yes sir. We must sin." Dumb â€" "Funny, how Fred la so lucky at cards and then loses his win- nings at the race tracks." Notsodumb â€" "Not so funny! They won't let him shuffle the horses." A buzzard does a man much more service than a humming bird, but it isn't nearly as popular. Wife â€" "The couple next door seem to be very devoted. He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" Husband â€" "I don't know her well enough yet." A blank suit is worth 2 tricks with 3 trumps and 3 tricks with 4 trumps. "The fact that the supporting hand holds four or more cards of partner's suit of three to an hone;-,' 'is usually valued as follows: Three small trumps tricks The ace or king 1 trick The queen ^ trick Four small trumps 1 trick Four trumps headed by an honor 1 trick plus honor value Five small trumps 1^ tricks Five trumps headed by an honor 2 tricks Two values must be placed on all high cards; First, their values in de- tense of opponents' bids. This is their sure trick value. Second, their value in support of partner's best bid. The latter valuation is much higher than their sure trick valuation because the chance that they may be trumped is less and the chances of setting up a suit much stronger. Their "alue as cards of re-entry is also considt -able. These additional values are practically double their sure trick value. Hearts â€" none FOR ECONOMY S SAKE, CUT YOUR OWN BY THE PIPEFUL FROM DIXIE -THE BIG QUALITY FLU G â€" 20<^ -Q, 9, 8, 5. 2 Dummy : : A B : : Professor : Heartsâ€" K. 4 Clubsâ€" A, Q Diamonds â€" A, S. 5. 4, 3 Spadesâ€" A, K, J. 10 The Professor's contract was five spades and A led the ace of hearts and then a low heart, which the Professor won with the king. He then took out the trumps and led a small club from dummy and finessed with his lUt-en. The king was in A's hand, so that the Professor failed to make his contract as he subsequently lost the king of diamonds, which was also in A's band. After the hand was over, the Pro- fessor said to his partner. "Well^ part- ner, if the king of clubs had been on the right side, I would t;ve made my bid." His partner, a verj' good player, replied: "You could havt gone game without taking the finesse. After you had taken out the opponents' trumps, you should have led a low diamond toward the queen in dummy. A had the king, so that your diamonds w^ere set up an on the last two in your hand, you could have discarded two losing clubs in dummy." This criticism was correct and the Professor apologized for taking a finesse when it wasn't necessary. His partner was silent for a minute, and then said: "Well, Pro- fessor, it looks as if anybody can teach Greek but bridge seems to require a head." What New York Is Wearing Illustrated Dressmaking Lesson Fur- nished vVith Every Pattern Classified Advertising XHSICA^. Nevertheless But for Thomas A. Edison we would not have the moving picture, the talk- ing machine, or the telephone â€" but he was a great man nevertheless. Hearts â€" none Clubsâ€" Q, 7, 2 Diamonds â€" 7, Spades â€" J, 7. Problem Hearts â€" None Clubsâ€" S. 5, 3 Diamonds â€" ti. 4 Spades â€" Q, S, 6 : Y : A Hearts- K. S Clubsâ€" J. a Diamonds â€" K Spades â€" 5, 3, 1 An angry telephone patron who was charged extra for a call, roared: Telephone Patron â€" "Outrageous! Why, in my home city one can talk to Hades and back for ten cents." Telephone Operator (chirping) â€" "No doubt. That's inside the city limits." Wife â€" "Oh, I'm so sleepy. thing shut up tor the night. Husband â€" "That depends Everything else is." Is every- dear?" on you. "My idea of a cheapskate is a per- son who'd reverse the charges on a long distance call to the poorhouse," Awful Oswald, the Brushville as he picked up another cigarette and asked for a light. Heartsâ€" A, 10, 9 Clubsâ€" K, 4 Diamonds â€" Q, .T Spades â€" 9 There are no trumps and Z is in the lead. How can Y Z win six of tlie eight tricks against any defense? Z should lead the nin^ of spades. If A covers with the jack, Y should play the queen and then lead the three of clubs. If A refuses to cover, Y' should also play low. Y should then play the king of clubs. In either event, Z would win the second trick with the king of clubs. He should then lead the four of clubs. A can either (a) win the trick with the queen or (.b) allow B to win with the jack. (al If A wins the trick with the queen of clubs, he can lead a club, which Y will win and lead a diamond, â-  putting B in the lead and forcing him ; to lead hearts to Z's tenaoe or spades | to Y's tenace. A can also lead a dia- j mond, putting B in ne lead with the same result. A can also lead a spade i to Y's tenaoe. Y would win these two ' tricks and lead a diamond, putting B 'â-  in the lead and forcing him to lead j hearts to Z's tenace. | ^b'!If A allows B to win the third! trick with the jack of Clubs, the result | is the same. All B can make is the â-  king of diamonds, so that Y Z must make six of the eijht tricks against anv defense. said pest, stub. Wife â€" "When I married you I did not know you were such a coward. I thought you were a brave man." Husband â€" "And so did everybody else." H. W. Witm ISSUE No. 33â€"32 Convalescent (in hospital, to a friend) â€" "Thanks very much tor the brandy peaches. Although the doctor wouldn't let me eat the peaches, I en- joyed the spirit in which they were sent." A LITTLE ONE'S PRAYER Lord, teach a little child to pray, And, oh, accept my prayer. Thou hearest all the words 1 say. For Thou art everywhere. A little sparrow cannot fall Unnoticed, Lord, by Thee; And though I am so young and small. Thou carest still for me. Te.'rh me to do whate'er is right. And when I sin, forgive; And make it still my chief delight To Icve Thee while I live. Many people have found out that the only way to end divorce is to marry the second wife first. Before letting your conscience be your guid..- It Is a good ulea to be sure you have one. WAITING One of our severest lessons Is to learn to wait. We have oeen so hyp- notised by the popular thought of doing. â€" C. B. N'ewcombe. A; Polite Book Agentâ€" "Have you Charles Dickens in your home?" Lady of the House (snapping) â€" "No." i Boo't Agentâ€" "Or a Robert Louis Stevenson? Or a Eugene Field?" Lady â€" No, no. we haven't, and what's more, we don't run a boarding house. If you're looking for those people, you might ask across the street." Relief for That Exiiausted Feeling Happiness Came Back i With Health! Men who stand around waiting for something to turn up should begin with their sleeves. There is a relief for the drain on your vitality caused by Summer heat. Read how tired - out women have been benefitted. Dr. Williams' Pink Movie Director â€" "Can you act " Applicantâ€" "Act! Why on the stage last week I died so r irally my life insurance agent, who was In the a uli- once, fainted." Medical Examiner â€" "And what did your grandfather die of?" Patient â€" "I don't remember, bat I am sure It was nothinj serious." Too many young couples come to look upon marriage as an endurance contest. ^1 » "Do you like simple things?" 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You'll marvel at how simple it is to make it It's just the dresg to take with you on those week-end vacations. Style No. 2935 is designed for size 14 16. IS, 20 years. 36 and 38 inth-.?s tust. Size IS requires 3% yards of 39-inch material. Crepe silk in plain or print, triple sheers and chiffon cotton voiles arc also suitable. HOW TO OKL'ER PATTERNS. Write your name and address pla:n- ly, giving number and size of such patterns as you want. Enclose "iOc in stamps or coin (coin preferred; wrap it carjfully) fcr each number, and address your orde to Wilson Pattern Service, 73 West .Adelaide St,. Toronto. o RLTTLKED? WRITE FOR INFOU- M.\TtO.S'. :imith M-i.nuf cturins Company. Dept. lOU, Preston. Ont, VirEEXI.Y irewSPAPEB WVSTSO. AM Li," 'KLSG t"i '!•! WUliKLV Nc;'.V3- PAPER In Ontario which 1 oouid lease for a term with ourchase In view. Send particulars to Box 12. Wilson PuU- â-  sh.T'.s Co.. Lt<L, Toronto. MOTOB BOAT FOB SAI.S. 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Write Canadian Geo- graphical Society, 153 Bay St.. Toronto. Manna For Zulus Xatives badly in Natal recently, have for been suffer- their cattiii "I hear. Mary, that your husband is a golf enthusiast." "He is, mum." "Well, does he do good work the links?" "Indeed ne does, mum, he is cut- ting ?r.s:, to-day. " in Self-Rellance This it self-reliance â€" to repose calmly on the thought which is deepest in our bosom and be unmoved if the world will not accept it yet. To be- l.eve that what is truest in you is true for r.".!: to abide by that certain that, while you stand firm, the world will c.me round to you â€" that is indepen- dence. It is not difficult to get away into retirement and there live upon your own convictions, nor is it diffi- cult to mix with men, and follow their convictions. But to enter into the N.orld, and there live firmly and fear- lessly according to your own con- science â€" that is Christian greatness. â€" F. W. Robert.<:on. ^ Genius The universal genius who can man- age all himself has yet to appear. Only one with the genius to recognize others ot different genius and harness them to his own car can approach the "universal." It Is a case ot dtfierent but co-operating abilities, each part of the complicated machine fltting In- to its right place and there performing its duty without jarring,â€" Andrew Car- negiei. were largrely destroyed by a long per- iod of drought. You can judge their astonishment when, one morning, they saw a great area of the veld covere-l with a milky .vhite flaky substance. "Manna! Manna!" they cried, and promptly proceeded to collect it in baskets. It was found to be sweet and pleas- ant to the taste and in every way like the manna described in the sixteenth chapter of Exodus. A farmer in the neighborhood who gathered some ot the manna describes it as looking like sn.all popcorn and tasting like waf-?rs made with honey. Manna has xallcn :n South Africa on a previous occasion, and scientists have endeavored to discover exactly what it is. It is believed that it orig- inates from a kind of gum secreted in eicalyptns trees. This becomes light and dry and is blown from the trees by the vind. Some years ago there was a fall of manna in Palestine. An expedition sent by the University of Jerusalert' I'ound that insects feeding on tamar isk trees secreted drops of honey, which on the ground turned into small white grains and flakes. Empress Hotel YONGE & GOl LD STS. Downtown Toronto "Home away fnom home"* Room»â€" Daily $1, Weekly $3 CLEAN AND ATTRACTIVE Agents Wanted in this Town *â- :> :^';i a 15 cenl-=5 :?iiarr.- poo and 25 cents pacl^age of Kazor Blades, both guaranteed quite satjs- liictory. Write ic^r particulars. H. M. G. IMPORTING &. SALES AGENCIES LTD. 28 'Welllag^on St. 'West. Toronto UNWANTED They were having p dance in one of the large towns of Texas. A cow^. boy, just in from the prairies, went up to the hall and entered. The ma.^ter ot ceremonies led hiai gent- ly to the door and put him out. The cowboy went bacij. The mas- ter ot ceremonies seized him by the back of the neck and kicked him rudely down the stairs. The cow^boy gathered himself up slowly and, looking back at the hall, said: "I know what it means! I can take a hint. They don't want me at the dance. At home or away Feen-a-mint is the ideal summertime laxative. Pleasant and convenient. Gentle but thorough in its action. Cheek summer upsets with Feen-a- mint at home or away. peen-a-mint FOR CONSTIPATION <5 .'/ ^ Drat those ; y Pesky Flies? Catch them with Aeroxcnâ€" clean, convenient, hygienicâ€" the fly catcher with the push pin and wider and longer rib- bon. The glue en Aeroxcn is fragrant and sweet. Good for 3 weeks' service â€" it will net dr>-. Atdtug, grocrey fli hardware stores So'e Airnt irs-wToir A. Bii>i>. 56 Front St. Eait, Toronto Vn)««» AEROXON FLY CATCHEX Gets the fly every time (