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« f U -» owt LAFFS [(ONWrmUUGHTER) ' Dlok-It I flullad a totter addnMcd to "th* dombeat man In town." I woO' 4at who thay'd dellrer It toT Oswald (InBoeently) â€" Thay piob- •bty retam It to tiia *end«r. LAdr of tha Honaaâ€" Well. I'm â- orry tD loM yoa, Kata. but I auppota 70a 'ara laarlng for a batter place. . I Departlas Cook â€" Ob, no. ma'am; rm leannc to gat narrlad. Customer to Waitress â€" la your apple tie fresh? Waitress â€" I don't know. I've only keen here two weeks." â-² bank, adTertiaing In an exchange. â- aya there la one commodity In which It pays to be extravagant â€" courtesy. Mrs. Hlcks: "1 don't take any stock to these taltb cures brought about by the lajing on of hands." Mrs. Wicks: "Well. I do; I cured my little boy of the cigarette habit that way." "Even if she does rouge nicely. And eut If she can cook. Two can't lire on rouge." Married m«n over bacbclora. herit the earth. have The one advantage meek shall in- Feel Hurt Scores Canada For Open Dis- cussion of Rideau Hall Elxpense London.â€" Under the caption of "An Unhappy Debate" the Daily News says : "It must be as unwelcome to the Canadian people as it is distasteful to Lord Willingdon that the expenffH of hia residence should form the sub- ject of acrimonious discussion in the Canadian House of Commons. Ob- viously the sums involved are not pro- foundly important nor inappropriate. What appears to be at issue is the large question of social values. In the end it is for the Dominions to iay how they will house the Governors-General. If that were once settled no one would wish to challenge it. But at least it is a little unfortunate that the issue should be fought out piecemeal | over the head of a particular indi- vidual who can have no riiher wish than to carry out his dut'.es suitably to his office." REDROSE is ^ood tea M The Orange Pekoe, at a little extra cost, is extra good In clean, bright Aluminum AVOID THE PAINS OF RHEUMATISM This Trouble Comes Weak, Watery Blood Dictate Headgear Straw Hats Made Compulsory For Fascist Students in Italy Florence, Italyâ€" The "varalty straw" will be compulsory headgear for Italian college youths this summer. Of a special model of "sober and elegant Itnee" it will be incumbent ; upon all university undergraduates I belonging to the F^cist groupe to I .All that stands between most men ' and the top of the ladder U the !ad- I oer. Gasaified AdvertisemertB BABY CKICX3 B AB\ â-  Hl.JK.S â€" WE H.\rCU F'jflt varieties, prices luc up. VVo will have 60.0UU for July and August. Writ* for free catalogue. A. H. Switz.»r, Granttin. < »ii:a.'";o. "Wbat happened in court. Bride: iearr Groom: "The Judge gave me ten dollars or ten days." Bride: "i hope you took the money." Teacher (helping cblld nnfastea ooat): Did your mother hook thla «oat for yoa? "N'o." waa the astontohlng "â- he bought it." reply. Woman wants but little here below b-ot she wants a long time in which to put It on. Troubles never come co«De in droves. singly; they Eager youthâ€" "One klsa from you and I could die happily." Boredâ€" "Well, here's your klsa" Willie: "Ma, if tJie baby was to eat tadpolee, would It give him a baas voice like a frog?" Mother: "Good gracious, no! They'd kill him.' Willie: "Woll. ther didn't!' Thla Is a funny world. A buslnesa man 35 years old Is a "KM," while a ball pkyer is an "old man" at that age. AH, FAME Fd Ilko to win my share of fame But I can not, to save my soul, Swim ohannoto, win at any garner Or sit forever on a pole. Now 40 orancM I can't eat. Nor walk a hundred miles. No wonder Fortune's sun won't beat Down on me with her emUes. •weethearta' "Hello. Jones, where did you get that black eyer' "Oh. It waa only Quarrel." "Sweeth««ut"8 quarrel! Why, your «lrl didn't «tre you tbat, did aher "No; it waa her other sweetheart" "We're «o auspicious nowadays" aald a man. "We never know wden our wife klaa ee ne when we come In the houae. whether It Is done for af- fection or inYeetlgatlon." Lake Dropped Two Inches PREPARE FOR ART CAREER l,*nder the illreotion of world's lar^^'-st commert-ial art and advertising ser . i^-ui organixaiicr.. serving .large national ad- vertisers. Conimervial artist;* trained Thrnilffh WMix it Aftpr t^e mannpj- of Greek! "•*•* ileyer-Both way" earn as h:g!i aa inrougn wear it. Alter ue manner 01 i,reeK , ^,5^ „eeU!v. Home study traimnB if letter fraternity hatbands worn by you like to draw write for Proof nf Suc- , manv .Ajnerican students, the Fascist 'â- â€¢'*^.. "•=^?''*'» *"'•' «»e»»lff»» Av., at 30t2i St.. Cblcaffo. rheumatic bats will have the bands of the colors ; i of the students' particular "faculty" : Chicks from Blood-tested Stock Iâ€" medicine, science, literature. law or'fy''"^- ''^»^L'?LH''','»''1.'T'"'!,i"*f~"""f!'!â„¢ , Ing stucK. blood testeti and f"ee from To tell what part:culax • university a lad halls from, however. '. it will be necessar)' lor him to take off ! An excellent official opening of the western lakee and rivers was made this Spring when several guests of the Banff Springs Hotel commandeered a big motor bus, for the flve-mile journey to Lake Minnewanka, w'.:ere several good catches were made. The best si)ort fell to G. Andrews, of Banff, who captured a thirty-pound lake trout after a long struggle. He practically swears that the water drop- ped two inches when the trout had been landed. NO BETTER MEDICINE I FOR UTTLE ONES Is What Thousands of Mothers Say of Baby's Own Tablets. A medicine for the baby or growing child â€" one that tfce mother can feel assured Is absolutely safe as well- as efficient â€" Is found in Baby's Own Tab- lets. The Tablets are praised by thousands of mothers thixiughout the country. These mothers have found 1 by actual experience that tlhere Is no other medicine for little ones to equal them. Once a mother has used them for her children she will use nothing else. Concerning them Mrs. Charles Hutt, Tancook Island, N.S., writes: â€" "I have ten children, the baby being lust six montlis old. I have used Baby's Own Tablets for them for the past 20 years and can truthfully say that 1 know of no better medicine for tittle onee. I always keey a box of the Tablets in the house and would advise all other mothers to do so". Baby's Own Tablets are sold by all medicine dealers or will be mailed upon receipt of price, 25 cents per box, by The I>r. WlUlams' Medicine Co., BrockviUe, Out Irwin Meteorplane Has Wingspread of 14 Feet Thd Irwin racer meteorplane is one of the smallest s>tandard airplanes ever turned out in the United States. Bulk in California, this tiny ship has a wingspread of only fourteen feet. A special air-cooled motor has been built to power the plane. The engine Is so light that It can be handled with Many people suflM" pains t :at could be avoided by build- ing up the blood. Rheumatism comes j with thin, watery blood, and can only ; Pbilosophy be driven out of the system by en- university a rlchlng and purifving the blood. To make rich, red bloo.: no medicine I li's ^^'- The university or coHege equals Dr. Wniiams' Pink Pills. 1 co'ors will be worn as lining. These pills actually make new blood. 'â-  0°e dealer driving out all i>oisonous secretions, and creating a condition of roba£t health. Thousands of rheumatic suf- In every varsity town will be allowed to stock the "pag;iet;a universltaria " and he must jive as- surance to the local Fascist autbori- bai'i ll!i. white diarrhoea. Males with pen pedigrees of 200 eggs and over. Barred Rooks. June delivery. 116.00 per hUTidred. S.-'-". White Leghorns. $14.00. Terms, ti per cent, with order tmiance C.O.P Ex- press paid on 100 or more: live delUery e'.i:ira*':^^d. Ott»rTtll« Poultry Farm. Ott^rviUe Pnf. ferers can testify to the value of Dr. : tlee that he will sell the hats only to WU'liams' Pink Pills. Among them is i students with proper credentials, an •r. Jos. A. TuUy, Bobcaygeon, Ont., who says; â€" "As a worker in the woods for years I was exposed to all I kinds of rough wintry weather. The i result was ttiat I was finally laid up j with rteumatism. I could hardly stir, I and was conflned to bed. Medicine seemed to have- little or no effect and ] the best encouragement the doctor ' gave me was that with the coming of I warm weather I would be better. But engagement sucb as is taken by uiost dealers in fraternity hatbands and ' cravats in America. , The object of this, of course, is to boom the national straw hat ii;iiustry. whioii has suffered in recent years ' from the (ad of going hatless in the < summer. Deputy Turati. secretary of the Fascist party, conceived i-^- ide* and gave orders for its application. -♦- Old Air Giant Goes The heary penalties w«re imposed after Judge Pickett discovered that the two women had deliberately died on the wltneoe stand while giving testimony. â€" New Haven Register. Some people won't stop at anything to get out of court room duty. First Man â€" Do you belong to a ra- (orm organization? Second â€" I do. I'm married. Husbndâ€" It la a strange thing, but true, that the biggest fools have the most beautiful wIvm. Wife (pleased)â€" Oh, you Uatterer. "I can't atand anything; but bonded â- tuff," said the stenographer as she Mached for another slheet of paper. ♦ "Madam, what Is the complexion of your new baby, dark or fair?" "To tell you the truth, he Is a little yel- ler." It la well to recognize that the win Ber In an armaipent rac^ cai) ^ named tn advance â€" Kobody. * Btlll, the fellow who believes in pre- Britain Demolishes the R33, Once Blown to Holland in Gale Pulham, England. â€" Britain's vet- eran airship, R-33, last survivor of war-time air cruisers, is being broken np at Pulham airdrome. She had not been in the air two years when she made a flight before visiting Premiers from British Domiiuons, and In view of the Air Ministry there is no fur- ther useful work for her to do. The R-93 will always be remember- ed in Britain for her famous flight three years ag^. Tom from her moor- ings at Pulham by a heavy gale, with only a skeleton crew aboard, she wea- thered a heavy sto^ that blew her to Holland, and returned to her base despite a broken nose. Her successful navigation through this thirty-six-hour ordeal was ac- claimed by air exi>erts all over the world. No dirigible has been used more for experimental purposes. She was used for tests for new mooring masts, landing, night launching of airplanes, launching airplanes and wind pres- sure. When, after a period of inactivity, the British government decided to re- sume airship building, the R-S3 was selected to undergo the most exhaus- tive series of aero-dynamic tests ever planned, and from these the Air Min- istry experts obtained valuable data that has influenced the design of the R-lOO and the R-101 dirigibles now under constiuction. Ooiried from the design of a cap- turea Zeppelin that came down in England during the World War, the R-33 waa completed in 1919. She was by one person twenty horsepower arid has a high speed of 120 miles an hour. Despite its small wingspread. pilots report that the meteorplane Is extremely easy to fly. The plane has a landing speed of twenty-six miles an hour, a cruising speed of seventy- five miles an hour and a cniising range of Sro miles. It develops I instead of getting better. 1 grew I worse. My Joints were badly swol len. and my legs so stiff they would hardly support my body. .-Vt this stage I read that Dr. Williams" Pink PlUb I were recommended for rieumtism I and decided to try them. The results I were beyond my eipectaljone. After a few weeks the swelling had dlsap- 1 JUST THE THING lst31rd: What's Mr. Carrier Pigeon doing now? 2nd Bird: Bundle boy for a de- peared. and the 6«lffness gradually wore away, and much sooner than expected all traces of rheumatism had disappeared. The next winter when I went into the wood 1 took a supply of Dr. Wililiams' Pink Pills witih me, and they kept me in the best of condi- tion. My experience should give en- couragement to other rheumtic suf- ferers ". You can get these pills through any dealer in medicine, or by mall at oOt: a box from The Dr. Willlamji' Medi- cine Co., BrockvUIe, Ont. ^ Chicago florists do a business of $16,000,000 a year, but of course some of the flowers are used for weddings- â€" San Diego l-'niou. # "He calls himself a gentleman farmer." '"Oh. and what does he go i in for?" "Wild oats, principally." * i Spring Is late In Italy. Probably â-  Muasclini has had other things to do. "That's what comes of being so at- tractive," sighed the flapper as she was hit by lightning. I The Father: Marry my daughter. I Why dammit, young man. you couldn't ! even keep her in clothing. Young ; Floye: But, sir, am I to blame for '. this modern spirit? â-  jiNVENTORS (Fortunes are made from simple ln\eii- ttlons wanted by manutacturers to 5uppl> I the ever Increasing ileiiianUi*. 'iMventior.;) IWanted." our b*iokiet "V'uleiit Prole*-"tlon ' 'magazine Th»* â- rhin;;'':' st*iu on reijuest. 1 KABOI^D C. SHIPMAN * CO. j iw\ ft • « . • ! mtsmatlonal Patsnt Solicitors I rlirC ^rVCClddlL ^ Metcalf* Str<<t Ottawa. Canada j Hamburg Gas Tragedy Was Cute in aBaby- Awftil at Three -•and it's Dangerous- by Ruth Britain Official Whitewashing Report States No Laws W're Viol- ated and No Safety Pre- cautions Were I Neglected Berlin- â€" The Hamburg poisonj^gas tragedy was a pure accident, the same' as floods, storms and other acts of \ God, states the report on the investi- 1 gation made by the Ministry of Trade, i Their finding ha* received the stamp | of approval of the Government also. | In whitewashing all connected with j the catastrophe, which cost eleven i lives and probably i-aused chronic in- 1 juries to a score or more, the investi- 1 gators stated that no laws were viol- ated and no safety precautions were neglected. The cause of the explosion of the phosgene container of 3,400 gallons capacity, the report states, was prob- i ably defective seam welding, which Use Guticura Soai) And Ointment To Heal Sore Hands Tliumb sucking does look sweet In a bab7, but It Is disgusting In tbe three- yearold and sometimes It bangs on was not able to stand the high pres- deatlnatlon Jumps Just as far at the 1 the first airship equipped with sleep- â- ound GaxeKe. of a honk. â€" Schenectady until flfteen or sixteen! The habit may cause an Ill-formed mouth or In- duce adenoids; and It always inter- feres with digestion. Pinning tha sleeve over the hand: attaching mit- tens, or putting on cardboard cuffs, which prevent bending the arms at the elbows, are some of the ways to stop the habit. Another bad habitâ€" Irregularity In bowel action â€" is responsible for weak bowels and constluatlon In babies, Give the tiny bowels an opportunity to act at regular periods each day. If they don't act at first, a little Fletcher's Castoria will soon regulate them. Every mother should keep a bottle of It bandy to use in case of V What Is moMsatitfyinf after ' the bridge game than a cup or two of Red Rose Tea? MilKona of Canadian* pre- fer it to any other because of finer flavor, remarkable atrenctlt and duatleM pur- ity. Put up in aluminum â€" the only material which com- pletely protecta good tea. ing bunks, dining room and chef, and eoUc. cholera, diarrhea gas on stom- created history by producing the first •?»» *"* 'W''^''" constipation, loss of ^ iTrnicu •• i>vv/ ; J r » sleep, or when baby '- <•••"•• •«'« aerial newspaper. Traveller (in Arizona): Conductor, why is this train so late? Conductor: Well, you see. sir. at night It gets so cold that the fireman can't keep up steam In the engine, and In the daytime It gets so hot that the rails expand and push tha towns farther apart. e For Hay Feverâ€" m* Mlnard'a, or when baby ta cross and feverish. Its gentle Influence over baby's system enables him to get full nourishment from his food, helps him gain, strengthens bis bowels. Castoria is purely vegetable and sure within the vat, when it was sud^ denly released for some unknown rea» son. The tank was tested in 1924 and in 1927 under twenty-two atmospheres and shortly before the accident the gcuge showed only 1.08 atmospheres pressure. The gas was of wartime origin, the investigations showed, though whether the Interallied Commission for De- stroying War Materials allowed it to be retained for industrial purposes or merely disregarded it as not worthy of notice, could not be determined. Some 16,000 gallons were in storage in the Stolzeni)erg factory. Fifty tons were sold to foreign countries from old stocks. To show the insignificance of this quantity, the committee ex- plains that Germany uses 1,500 tons of phosgene yearly in the manufac- ture of dj-es. The destruction of the remainder Walk in Peace Remove tfte haxd skin from your corns, apply Minard'a freely and gel oomforttn* relief. of SoSt^ Smooth Teriture Soft, glowing color and vtlvtt smocth- Bcss axe the skin's redecticnj of " blood health " within. TRU-BLOOD, the pkasint - to - -aiu blood tonic, by acting ditecily on tht blood and dri'-ing out impurities, corrjcts the underlying causes oi ^kin affectionj and gives natural color and beauty to tba complexion. When taking TRU-BLCOD use Suck- ley's OINTMENT as an external treat- ment. This magic Ointment doe? wondoa in correcting skin blemishes, in soiteninf and beautifying the skin. Rf»d wb«t xhnt usrrs smy. One wrifcs: "Tr^ Blood '.i working mar\'els wtli inr, " « noUMT â- ays: "I recommend Tru-BIocd lo my nri^L^^a â- nd tiey find it btttcr Uian any prrp^^tico th^ hew ever -J5ed.'' Still another «rite«. 1 auiii# E raise It enough. As lon( >s I live 1 wUI ana I witiiout Tni-Blood. " You will ting its praitn. too Go to any |ood diueicist for ibe«e rrmra "Buckley's" productsâ€" «rd iivjite â- The ::kk Tkat Channs". TRu- BLOOD MEDICINE FOR YOUNGJIRLS Mothers Endorse Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound Sydney. N. S. -".My s»\entwn > ear old daughter took L> dia K. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound for weakness and pains. She coi;ld not go about much with the other girls as site was not strong enough. We got six botil«9 and it did her a great turn. Sheis work- ing out now in a store and walks tii:«« miles every morning and back in tha evening." â€" Mrs. M.utY V.wce, iK Lingan Road, Sydney, N. S. Pinewood, Ont. â€" "I constantly had pains in niy back and side and spent two daj-s in bed every month. I hava taken three bo.tes of Lydia E. Fink- ham's Vegetable t'ompound Tablets. They have done me good and I alwaya have them in the house. I have recom- mended your good medicine to several friends and have given it to my 17 year-old girl."- Mr.<. Aurcd OL'B- , LETTE, Pinewood, Ontario. ]Sm \i<^' iTTpHiiups; duatoAcM IMOtOtST'OM MClO STOKtH aAalSNAViatA Too M'l^ Acid harmless- the recipe Is on the wrap- 1 ^,f ^^^ „, has nearly been completed per. Physicians have prescribed It' - for over 30 years. With each pack- age, you get a valuable book on Motherhood. Ixwk (or Chas. H. Fletcher's signature on the wrapper •o you'll get the genuine. nSUE No. 24â€" '28 by a Reichswehr company, which was given the job of transferring the pois onous stuff to old torpedoes and sink ing them in the sea. Minard't Liniment for Insect Bites. Many people, two hours after eat- tng, suffer Indigestion as they call it. It is usually excess add. Correct It with an alkali. The best way, the quick, harmless and efficient w^ay. Is F\hillii)e' Milk o( Magneela, It baa remalued for 60 yeara the standard with physicians. One spoonful In water neutralitee many time* Ita voltune In stomach acids, and at once, j The syniptotna disappear In five min- 1 *cid« ut««. ttons- any dru£ stor«k I Tou will never uee erode metJiods I when ywi know Utia better method. j And you will never suffer jrom excess acid when you prove out this eaay relief. Please do that- -tor your own I sake â€" now. j Be svre to get the genuine PhlUipa' ; Milk of .Magnesia pree«r?bed b.' physJ- j ciane for 50 years In correcting excess Eact bottle contains full di"**©-