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Flesherton Advance, 26 Jan 1927, p. 2

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Impartial Experts Say TKA „. Is tHe finest "Orange PeRoe' sold. C\ Laugh and the World Laughs With You BY MORGAN JOHNSON. PART I. The wind whirred up, letting in a flood of hot, June sunlight from Jcr- myn ptreet. "Tea and letters, sir!" "Ri", Grayson!" Richard Severance â€" popular drania^ tist and author cf "The Eclipse," then In its tenth edition â€" lay and dozed, listening scmi-consfiously to tho fa- miliar Bwish of his filling bath. Then, eharp and insistent, like the flick of a quirt, came a shattering thought â€" this was ancLher fresh day out of his meager quota of ninety! Ho .sat up with a jerk, his mouth twisted whimsicallv. else do you expect me to do? It'.s bad form to be melodramatic in the twen- "Grayson, do you remember that ^ieth century; but, of "jurse, if it is d*y wh=n the Boche caught us at ' ff T.^' r^ ^'T T ^ ^^'"^ *** '*f.,r Vlamentirge?" ho demanded inconse-l'-'-'^bter like a hysterical ^v-oman, I'll. quentially. habit hud clung to his gray hairsâ€" at once the envy and despair of emula- tive office b(pr». He shook his wise old head at youth's impetuous finality. "There aro such tMrigs, my dsar," he murmured, "as marriages of corv- vonionce. Perhaps â€" " His eyes sud- denly began to gl«am behind their muonlike slabs of glass. "Ah! just a momenti" He twinkled cheerfully at the puzzled interrogation of the girl's delicate eyebrows, and touched a little button Bet into th« table ledge. A bell buzzed faintly in the distance. "Jones," he call'Cd as the dcor open- ed. "Bring nie a morning paper." Valerie lapsed into roguish laugh- ter. "It sounds as if you were going to advertiss me, Mr. Winter!" Mr Winter, however, with corru- gated brow, was busy running a podgy finger ovei- the paper. Pricked by the curiosity ©â- Â£ Eve, Valerie came across to pear over his shoulder. The finger stopped halfway down the "agony" column. "Listen," said Mr. Winter, impres- sively, and read: " 'Gentleman, aged 27, unmarried, sentenced to death by his physician, sseks distraction. He is prepared to consider any adventure, danger or risk which will occupy his thoughts during the three months ren^a^ning to him. Write in confidence to Box No.â€"' " "Oh, how hon-ible!" cried the girl, impulsively. "It sounds 90 cold-blood- ed!" Wide open with surprise, the , blue eyts turned upon his. "But, Mr. tho horrors a little too realistic " I Winter, what on earth has this got to Grayson, features working, could Jo with me?" contain himself no longer. "Everything I hope, my dear," ob- "Sir," he burst out, "I can't bear to served Mr. Winter, placidly. "This hear you go on like this. Iâ€"" He gentleman, I trust, for a financial con- subsided into an embarrassed silence sideration, will provide the marriage at .Sevej-ftncc's mocking grin. | of convenience that I was just speak- "You funny old owl, Grayaon, what j,,-, oft" Lifting his head, he gazed with nar- rowing introspective eyes at the sun- lit window. "I hadn't thought of that. What about drugs, Graysonâ€" an easy path to A\'ernus in all conscience! No? Well, perhaps you're right. De Quineey and Poe between them made Grayw)n, stolid and prosaic, gaped, almost droppiag in his startled amaze- ment the trouser pretfl he was man- ipulating. "Very well, sir," he taid gravely, "a nasty mess it was!" Severance grinned. "Well, instead of depositing an in- significant chunk of iron in my calf, welcome though it was from a Blighty point (./ view, why didn't Providence finish me off, there and then, along with the oth-.T poor devils? Why â€" " He broki' off, grinning with fresh relish at his man's face. "But I was forgetting you haven't heard the bravo ncwf", Grayson?" "No, fir," Grayson's voice grew No? I thought not. If in future then I appear to view myâ€" er â€" approach- ing demise in a jocular light, rest aa- sured that it is the best way, since by it I keep both my self-respsct and yours. 'Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone.' Grayson. Take it from me â€" the old fossil who said that knew what he was talking about!" Under his master's mordant wit, Grayson stiffened like a ramrod and feverishly busied himself at the side- board. Severance resumed his break- fast and leisurely perusal of the Times' agony column. It was while butterinK a slice of toast that the great idea came. He thumped the table exultantly, eloctri fro.sty, and, having in his own mind j fying the frayed nerves of hi:; sorely arrived at a su:'c?ssful solution of the tried man. probl'-'ni that wa-s trouijiing him, he fixed his master with an accusing eye. Severance shock his tou.sled mop of black hair. "No, you (i!d .'â- inner, you're wrong. I deny the soft impeachment. I did not eome home with the milk this morn- ing. No, the fact is" â€" reaching out to a silver bcx, he extracted a cigar- ette and lit it, puffing leisurely â€" •yesterday I was informc-d upon the best medical authority in Harley "Got it, Graytson!" he cried. "Got it in one, by Jove!" "Your uncle, Mis.s Valerie, was e:- centric, but so far a.s the law is con- cerned, he died in full poseesslon cf his faculties." Mr. Winter, senior partner of the venerable firin of Messrs. Winter & Sparvell, Elly place, put the tips of his broad fingers carefully together and beamed benevolently over his tortoise- shell spootades at the yoiinjf girl (To be continued.) ♦ mmm 7\ [DtAL- etrtat that my days are numborei. opposite. Thre? months, the old .sphinx gave me, | Valerie Fenwick, fresh nr.J dainty, three !;hort months, a mere matter of looked like the spirit of June incarnate 2,000 fler'ting hours, Grayson!" He cocjced his head quizzically at his man. "Now, what would you bo inclined to do ftWftit itV Gray*on pariied. Used as he was to mofit of .S2veranc«'s sudden cccen- tricitio?, this last fairjy took nway his breath. "Do yo'.i r.;t3n you're seriously ill, sir?" he stammertd. "VtP, bir," Severance grinned as he noted the aI>rorm:il hoarseness in his man's voice. "(Jrayson !" '"After brtakfa&t I want you to go down and get a list of sailings for Bgypt. Oh, and Grayson " "Ves, sir." "For God's hake, stop blubbering. I'm not fold mutton yet!" He shaved leir:urely and dressed hims!.'lf with fastjdious care. Once he stopped tx) examine his reflection with calm, judicial f/everity. Upon the whole it, was not tho face of a weak- ling; the kan jaw was in-jlined to be ' means that I have to find aâ€" a â€" hus- pugnncicuB, end successfully counter- j band, inside two months or tjse "j acted th ; recklessnes-s of the whimsi- "Tho money goes entirely to char- cal eyes. Severance, however, was ity," gravely finished Mr. Winter, nod- displeased, ding his head, mandarin-fashion. "I I "You're r.ii ugly devil!" he apostro- ' have gone into the matter thoroughly,! phizcd brutally. "That pike jaw looks and fix>m n legal standpoint, Miss! well, and ji«t about kept your hoad 1 Valerie, I can see no way out. The' above water over in France, but thi.s,only defence I can make for your| propo."rition is a little different * • * " . uncle is that, probably, 11s your guard- 1 Breaking off, he frowned thoughtfully, ian, he felt himself re.<!ponsiblo fori He went in to breakfast whistling a your future welfare." cheerful little air, nodding reassuring- "Thi.s is tho twentieth century!" ly to the strangely shy Grayson, who cried tha girl .scornfully. "Girls know fftood waiting to whip the silver cover how to look aftar them.solves nowa- from tho crisp bacon and eggs. "H'm, Grayson, they're reducing the man whom I'd dream of tying army. Gsddes is cropping lu.stily. All | up to! There's Roddie Fevere instance. I like him; go to dances and theatres with him, but " against a background as dry-as-dust folios and musty low^ reiKjrt.'s. Tho delightful vision at that mo- ment was scowling nio.st horri'.ily. "It's ridiculous, Mr. Winter, it's cruel!" fchc a.sserted. ''I don't want to get married; uncle mutt have been out of hir, mind to make such an idiotic condition. I'm only 'J.2, and I want to enjoy my life before â€" before " "Of course, my dear, of course," agreed Mr. Winter, heni-tily. "It's only natural you shcjuld. A.s an old man with ju.st a little of tha June wine bubblinff in his veins, 1 should say, let it go hang. Hut as a lawyer, my d'?ar, what 1 must say is: £()0,000 is not lightly to be thrown away!" As this slice of worldly wisdom sank in, the little white teeth dented the red lipj) in an agony of indecision. "I wouldn't have believed it of him," she said at last, in a low, suppressed voice. "To put such a clause in a will is monstrous. Why, Mr. Winter, it I oar soldier friends will soon bo out of a job. You'll also bo sorry to hear that Miss Hakon, a noted society belle, has succumbed to (ho drug habit â€" " NURSES Tk« Tuanti Hottllil It IriMiraMil, I* •IMIalUn with Btllnaa tirf AIIM Hn»ltala. Hnr Virli CItr, t*tr( • thm yMfi' CnrM tf Tralnlnt *• >•â- â- â€¢ Mam. kairlni tha ttVt*'** '<ucatlan, antf dtOraiii tt teaaalai awwa. Thta Naaallal hai a<aatMl tlii tliftt. kaar art'"- ^*'* ntvlli tmcix unlfwait at Iha Saliaal, â-  nanthtr allawanoa an4 lra>ilia| tiiaiiwi <• *"* '"" "** ^"^ '" 'â- 'f*' lalaraiatlaa wrlti llii •uaarlntmdaat. |8«UK No. 4â€" '27. , D â-  1 II , I .. be of interest to every home dress- days. Besides. I ve not yet met any ,^„^^^ p^j^^ ^^ ^^ '^^^ ^^ ^^^^ man whom Id dream of tying myself 1 .v el, for|^''«'^^«P>- HOW TO ORDER PATTERNS. "Ills family, my dear, are almost on the rocks!" Mr. Winter unpro- fuj^sioiially let this piece of informa- tion slip with a dry cigale-liko chuckle. Tho pretty head, under its broad velvet hat, nodded sseriously. "Yes, he told m»; but Roddie's not -Cho sort to go money hunting. Noâ€"" she filghed, blue eyes misted' â€" "he's nice, but I couldn't marry him. There's not one, Mr. Winter â€" absolutely no one!" Mr. Winter, with little stabs of his gold fountain pen, was fashioning an enormous arabesque upon his blotting pad. Mr. Wintef, in his school days, hiMl b««n M Arabiwque Rend, and th* Write your name and address plain- ly, giving number and aize of such patterns as you want, Enclose 20c in stamps or coin (coin profeiTed; wrap it carefully) for each number and address your order to Pattern Dept., Wilson Publishing Co., 73 West Ade- laide St., Toronto. Patterns sent by return mall. CAHNIVAL AHO nt£AT»ieAL SMAfO FOti AMY OmUOOl/K MAlUkBAR' CoOumer I romoMro and yifiNNifK« A Centenary Celebration. A large committee of the SenaAe, Bosird of Oovemors, elaff and students of the University of Toronto Is at work on preparations for the celebratton of tho University's one hundredth birth- day on October 6th, 7ih and 8ih of this year. In 1827 Kins George IV. granted a chaittr for the establishment of a uiilvorslty in what wEi then known as Upped Canada. The name was at first King's College, Init In 1850 was changed to the University of Toixinto. It should be note:! that the term "Toronto Unlveri^ity," which la some- times useJ, Is not at all correct. The real name, if one goes back to the Latin Inscription on the tablet in the first building and takes Into account the intesitions of the foundei-s, would be "Tho University of Ontario at Toronto." Now, in 1927, in the reign of George V. (another king of the same name as he who issued the charteir) the Pro- vincial University of Ontario is one hundred years old. A new and up-to- date history of the UnWersity is be- ing written. At the celebration the ancient charter will be read. To notify all living graduates and to Invite them to come to the centenary celebration will be no small task; as there are twe.nty-two tliousand of them scattered ail over the globe. Those who can do so will come ba<-k for a few days because, like one's home, one's university is regarded with a si)ecial sort of affection that never dies. / Cakes baked with Purity "Flour keep fresh for three or four days. Purity is a vigorous, "dry" flour that absorbs and holds more water or milk. Tasty cakes, rich pies, and large, light buns and bread are always yours when you use PURITV FLOUR Send 30c in stamps for our 700-rtcipe Purity Flour Cook Book. Wcatera Cauda Flout Milla Co. Limilad. Torooto, Mootrcal, Ouawa. Saiat 203 "Gold Coast" a Garage as Wembley Passes On Tlie glorlee of the British Empire Exhibition at Wembley have fast faded undcT the hands of the con- tractors. One of tie contractors sum- marized the position this way: "The Palace of Beauty Is now lying on one of the new arterial roads; Cey- lon is a coach-building factory in Lon- don; N'igeria is a garage in Preston; the Gold Coast is a garage in Hudders- fleld ; Palestine wiH soon be a laundary in Glasgow, and West India a factory at New Maiden; EJast Africa has be- come a furniture factory at l/t>tch- worth and Sierra I>eone an Irish res- taurant In County Waterford. Immigration to Canada. Ottawa.â€" Immigration to Canada for the eleven months of the calendar year 1926, ended November 30, amounted to 130,569, according to a recent state meut Issued by the Department of Im- migration and Colonization. This Is an Increase of 61 per cent, over the same period of 1925, when the total immigration was 80,904. _ For tho month of November Immi- gration to Canada was 7,721, consist- ing of 2,471 British, 1,311 from United Statee, and 3,939 from other countries. The total Immigration in November, 1926, was 6,323. Canadians who bad gone to the United State« intending to make their permanent homes there and who re turned to Canada In November declar- ing their Intention of now remaining permanently In Canada amounted to 3,286. The total of such returned Can- adians since April 1, 1926, is 45,312. â€"f, â€" Premier's Job Loneliest In World, Says Baldwin The Prime Minister of Great Bri- tain has the loneliest Job in the world, Stanley Baldwin told the Unionist As- sociation of his constituency at Wor- cester. "I cannot share my ultimate re- sponsibilities," he said. "I am in the position of the captain of a ship on the bridge who has to look far ahead with much knowledge that i<s hidden I from th© crew. Whether I have done ' my work well or 111, time alone can be the iudge. The Prime Minister must pC'S3e!:>3 his soul in patience and must , harden himself acainst daily criticlsim. i "'It has been said of me that I am getting tired and rattled and even feeble. You may talo it that I an, that the Printe Minister is often tired I and that he may have been feeble, but that he was never rattl'ed." I After making these confessions to his constituents, Mr. Baldwin went on to defend the policy of the Conserva- , tlve government. Many persons, he I said, had accused him of not giving labor a square deal. He thought It a I far more serious thing that labor did not get a square deal from its own leaders. According to an olflcial announce- ment of the Department of Municipal Affairs of Saekachewan there are in that province at the present time 7 cUlcs, 80 towns, 367 vlUages, 301 rural municipalities and 4,698 school dis- tricts. j Not righteousnees by means of goT- ernmenf, but government by means of ' righteousness.â€" Archibald Robertson. The British Navy is now the weak- est of all the leading navies so far as submarines are concerned. For Colds â€" Minard's Liniment. Non-Skid Teachers Aplenty Eager to Work on Rocky Isle Seventy-three school teachers are not afraid of crooked King Island, nor of falling off its steep, rocky sides. Some weelis ago Jonathan H. Wagner, bureau chief of the government schools In Alaska, advertised for a non-skid teacher in the Bering Sea oulipo&t. The isle is Just a rock pile in the ocean. There isn't a level spot on It except at the very summit, a site picked for the new sr.hoolhouse. White folks fall off the island unless they wear skin niocatsins. Wagner has received applications fixim twenty- three states, Canada and England. Minard's Liniment for chapped hands. Hi^ School Boards and Boards of Education Are authorized by law to establish INDUSTRIAL. TECHNICAL AND ART SCHOOLS with the approval of the Minlatsr of Education. 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