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Flesherton Advance, 3 Feb 1926, p. 6

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:air: Â¥. Hi^ Quality â€" ^Always II SALADA" â- 7 IS THe choice teas used exclusive- ly in Salada yield richly of their delicious ^oodnessl <Say Salada* The Pbantom of the Opera BY GASTON LEROUX m . . . Why Are you "Christine! Chrietinel don't you answer? . . . »Hve? . . ." Hideous tboughio flushed through Raoui's conK«3t«d brain. Of coursa, ' Erik inut:t have discovered their sec- ret, must have known that Christine had played him false. What a ven- ' geance would be his! j .Such wei-.> the thjujfhtB that haunt- 1 ed Ruoul as he ran to the singer's dressing-room. "Christine! Christine!" A tall figure blocked Raoul's way. "Whare are >'ou Ki'-ng »o fast, M. de Chagny?" asked a voice. Raoul impatiently raised his eyes and recognizL'd the astrakhan cap of an hour ago. He stopped: "It's you!" he cried, in a feverish voice. "You, who know Erik's secrets and don't want ms to speak of them. Who an you?" "You know who 1 am! . . I am the Persian!" Raouj now remembered that his "Who is Darius?" "Darius? My servant." They wtre now in th« centre of a real desmted square, an immense apartment IW-Clt by a smsU lamp. The Persian stopped Rsoul and, in th« softest of whispers, asked: "What did you say to the conunis- sary?" "I said that Christine Daae's ab- ductor was the Angel of Music, &Iia.s the Opera ghost, and that the real name was . . ." "Hush! . . . And did he believe you?" "No." "Bo yaa kntw th«t Chriitln« Dum WMt oat by th»t mirror?" "Sh* did so before my vym, tir ! I WM htdden behind the curtain of the inner room and I s»w her vaniah ndt br the sten, but in the cUnl" "And what did you do?" "I thooyht it was an abberation of my sease, a mad dream. . . ." "Or kome new fancy of the f host's!" chucklMl the Persian. "Ah. M. de Chagny," he rontiniMd, still with his hand on the mirror, "would that we had t« do witii a ghost! We could ttwn leave our pistols in their case. . . Put down y<our hat, please . . . there . . . and now cover your shirt-froAt as much as you can with your coat . . as I am doing. . . Brins the lape'.s for^ ward . . . turn up the collar. . . We must make ourselyes as invisible as poMtt>le. . . ." Bearing against the mirror, after a short silence, he said: "It takes some time to release the counterbalance, when you press on the spring from the inside of the room. It is different when you are behind the walv and can act directly on the counterbalance. Then the mirror turns at once and is moved with in- credible rapidity." "It's not turning! . . . And Chris- tine, sir. Christine?" The Persian said coldly: "We shall do all that it is human^ possible to do! . . But he may stop us at the first step! ... He commands the waKa, the doors and the trap- doors. In my country he was known by a namj which means the 'trap-door lover.' " "But why do these walls obey him alone? He did not build them!" "Yes, sir, that is just what he didl" Raoul looked at him in amaiement; but the Persian made a sign to him to be silent and pointed to the glass. . . . There wras a sort of shiwrlng reflec- tion. Their iraege was troubled as in a rippling sheet of water and then all became stationary agaio. "You see, sir, that it is not turn- ing! Let us take another road!" "To-night there is no other!" de- "He attached no importance to what clared the Persian, in a singularly you said?' "No." "He took you for a bit of a mad- man?" "Yes." "So much the better!" sighed the Persian. And they continued their road. mournful voice. "And now. look out! And be ready to fire." He himself raised his pi.stol oppo- site the glass. Raoul imitated his movement. With his free arm, the Persian drew the young man to his chest and, suddenly, tlie mirror turn- ed, in a blinding daze of cross-lights: it turned like one of those revolving Itaou. now rernenvbered that his i V^*" »»'"«."?«"'', /'"^ several ,, ,„,„^ „,^ „,..„....„„ ,^.^....^ brother had once shown him that mys- ! staircases which Raoul had never seen doons which have lately been fixed to terious persoTi, of whom nothing v^g ' before, the two men found themselves the entrances of most restaurants, it nown excopt that hi was a Persian and that li ; .ived in a little old-faah- ioned flat in the Rue de Rivoli The man with the ebony skin, the eyes of jad-' and the astrakhan cap bent over Ruoul. "I hoj;..', M. de Chagny," he ssaid, "that you have nol betrayed Krik's eeciet?" In front of a door which the Persian ' turned, carrying Raoul and the Per- opened with a master-key. The Per- ' sian with it "and suddenly hurling sian and Raoul were both, of course, | them from the full light into the in dress-clothes; but, whereas Raoul j deepest darkness had a tall hat, the Persian wore the astrakhan cap which I have already mentioned. ".Sir," said the Persian, "your taJl hut will be In your way: you would do And why shou.d I he.situte to be-'^'^!' *« 1««7 ".*» ^he dressing-room." tray that monster, sir?" Raoul rejoin-' ^hat dressmg-i-oom? as-ked Ra- trying to shake off the "",7,,. • .• ^i . » â-  â- ' ^ .... , "ChriKtme Daae s." And the Persian, I'd hauKlitily intruder. "Is he your friend, by any chance?" lettinK Raoul CHAPTER XIV. I.N THE CKLLARS OF THE OPERA. 'Your hand high, ready to fire!" repeated Rsioul's companion quickly. The wall, behind them, having com- pleted the circle which it described upon it.self, closed again; and the two men stood motionless for u moment, "I h-ir" ihi.t v.n eui.i r>r.fh;n<r oKniit through tho door which he nad just , ... .... ., hjFt- that J<u !-HUl nothing about f, „i,,,^„j vin, fi,„ „ctress' room holding their breath Enk, sir, lecause Er k's secret s also °P*"^!'; snowta mm ine actress room Chri(>t!ve Da-ae's iuid to talk about one is lo tulk about the other!" | "Oh, sir," snid Riroul, becoming mort! ai:d mor;; impatient, "you .set-'m to l-.'iow about many things that in- terest me; and yet I have no tiniu tu li.st-.'ii to you!" "Once more, M. de Chagny, where are you going :!i) fast?" "Can you not guess? To Christine Di.:^e'.f us.si.stance. . . ." "Thun. sir, stay here, for Christine Diiiic is hero!" i "With Erik?" 'With Erik." ' "How do you know?" "1 wa.'i at ths pt'rformancc and no or/> in tho world but Erik could con- trive an abduction like that! . . . Oh," he said, with u docp sigh, "I recojjniz- ed ths nion.->t«'t's touch! ..." i "You know him then?" | The PiT.sian did not reply, but heaved a fresh .sigh opposite I ^' '**•'*'•' tbe Persian decided to make They wei-e at the end of the pas-' «.. n""^'''"?"'; "'«• Rfoul heard hdm suge tkf whole length of which Raoul f-'.P '". his knw-» and fee for some- had been accustomed to traverse be- i ^h'nK m t hi- dark with his groping fore knocking at Christine's door. I hand.". Sudden.y the darkness was "How well you know the Opera, '""^'„^'«h *^. l'y.» «.ma-l dark lantern ^Ij.I" laiul Ktioul insliiictivi'ly stepped for- "Not so well as 'he' does!" said tho'^^"'"'' »« though to escape the .scrutiny I'i rsian modestly. i "\ " secret enemy. But he toon per- An'd he pu.shc<r the young man into''«''^'e<' that the light belonged to the-! An Invention of Christine'.s dressing-room, which was ^^''•'''•'"v"''"'?*^ movements he was • tho fisht against g' as Raoul had left it a few niinute3,^"st''y obsi-rving. 'Fhe ntt.e red disk i,y or. W. P. Coo earlier. '""" " ""' C"(>sing the door, the Persian went to a very thin jiarlilion that separated the dre.tsing-j-ooni from a big lumber- ro;mi next to it. He listened and then coughed loudly. Thine WH.s a ;;ourid of some one stir- ring in the lumber-room; and, a fe wa.s turned in every direction and Raoul saw that the floor, the walls and the cei.ing were all formed of planking. It must have been the ordi- nary road taken by Erik to reach Christine's dros.sing room and impose upon her iiinoeuncc. And Raoul, re THE SILHOUETTE OF MCnON. With flared circular skirt attached to slender bodice, this design cannot fail to please. It has the sophisti- cated .simplicity that Paris sponsors this season for the dansant and semi- evening occasion, and would be equally as lovely in satin as in velvet A aaah which defines the hips and ties in front, is a new and distinctive fea- ture. The diagram pictures the simple design of pattern No. 1254, which is in sizes 16, 18 and 20 ye.'rs (or 84, 36 and 38 inches bust only). Size 18 years (36 bust) requires 4% yards of 86-ineh, or 2% yards of 64-inch ma- terial. The sash requires 2% yards ribbon 5 inches wide. Price 20 cents. The secret of distinctive dress lies in good taste rather than a lavish ex- penditure of money. Every woman should want to noake her own clothes, and the home dressmaker will find the designs illustrated in our new Fashion Book to be practical and simple, yet. maintaining the spirit of the mode of the moment. Price of the book 10 cents the copy. HOW TO ORDER PATTERNS. Write your name and address plain- ly, giving Dumber and size of such patterns as you want. Enclose 20e in itamps or coin (coin preferred; wrap U rursfully) for each number, and address your order to Pattern Dept., Wilson Publishing Co., 73 West Ade- laide St., Toronto. Patterns sent by return mail. « Death Ray lor Germs. first Importance In germs has been made oolldge, the authority on X-rays. He ha.s evolved appi\raius by which cathode rays, formerly procluced with- in glass^vacuum tubes by the dis- charge of heavy electric currents, can H««r Tho Ovor»a«» Radio To«ts All Thi» >A/«ek No "A" or "B" Batterleeâ€" No Aerial t Ask Your Local Radio Dealer, or Writo The Q. R. 8. MUSIC CO., Ltd. TORONTO, t, ONT. OniLLIGENT PARENTHOOD Am I ue^ng all the tntoUlgence with which I am endowed, In brtnelng up my cblklren- le a question all parent* may well ask tbemeelvci»; and moat of us wouJd hare to answer in the negative. Often our eoUre policy is dictated by a prejudice instead of by a weH-thought-ont ptam. Take, for In- stance, a mother who as a child was very much spoiled. Having reaped the fruit of this upbrlnginc, she decides on no condition to rear her children in the same manner. So, unconsclons- ly. she goes to the other extreme, mak- ing her younesiers "toe the mark" fB a most inconsiderate and arbitrary manner. Whereas, In her youtti, »b« was allowed to stay up half the night in order to finish an absorbing book, her children are not even permitted to finish the sentence they are reading when the call comes- for dinner or bed- time. Surely such disolpUne is not based upon resson! When correcting a childish fault do parents always focus their entire In- telligence upon the problem? How many punishments would be avoided. If they did! When iitUe Mary, In heli>- tng to dry the dls-heS', breaks a cup, is it not unwise to scold her severely ? Won't she acquire a distaste for "heljy- Ing?" When Dlok telle a "lie," is it sensible to punish him without first trying to~ understand the boy's way of re«<>oniug and making every effort to correct Itt When George, In a fit of anger, throws his toys aroundi, is It IntelU- gent to "throw George around?" Would It not be wiser to let him find out for himself that the only resuU of his 111 temper Is- broken to)'8, which his parents are In no hurry to replace? If little Alice goes traveling and, becoming restless, fingers window latches and shades and baggage, in- Etead of scolding and punishing, wouldn't it be more sensible to pro- vide a picture book or crayons and paper or something to occupy the lit- tle maid's attention? ' Solving Each Problem. When pai-ents change a has'ty "No" to "yes" because they can't raslat the crying or tlie teasing or the arguing of their little onee. are they acting intel- ligently? Aren't they teaching their youngsters jusit how to break down the parental citadel? A "No" should never be hasty, but should always be dictated by our best judgment, and Wiien once uttered It should stand. How much simpler life Is tor young- sters reared under such conilitlons. When a parent grabs a button hook or a dost oloth or a paU and ataovel from little flnge«». aaylng ImpaUently. '"Do it like thte," doing the Job him- self, !• he acting sensibly? Wouldn't' the Httle one learn more quickly by experience than by just "watching," and aren't- we also depriving him of the joy of achieving, which is his right? Are w* ever acting wlsriy when we "wait on" children, Instead of aUowlng them to do things for them- selves. In so far as they are able? Again and again we hear parents, in th^r youngsters' presence, aay,f "Dickey la obstinate, or eensitive, orj mischievous." Aren't the parents bnrj printing these thoughts on the little ones' mlndS'; and won't the <Alklren bo very likely to lire up to their re-' putatlons? Are we acting InteRlgently when wo "label" our djlMrea? Study the Child's Gifts. Sometimes a mother insists upon her daughter studying musitc, l>ecause she heswelf lias always regretted that; elie was depriredi of this privilege. But' If Anna cannot become Interested in muslo, while on the other hand, she shows a marked ahllky to draw, would' It not be more reasonable to allow her' to devote her ttnue to art? In Hke manner, many a parent decides that his child shall ge to college, because he has always wished that he had had this advanitage In his youth. But If the boy has no interest la scholastic pursuits and wants very much to enter the business field, will he get anything out of a college education, being pre- sent in body but not in thought. We ought all of us to mark our own score cards, at the end of every day, judging oiu«elve» as to whether we have dealt with our parental probleoos' Intelligently. During this hour of meditation, we can run back over the' events of the day. Perhaps It was too much to expect a two-year-old to sit quietly through a long meal p«-lod, while the adults were usurping every minute In what was to them, interest- ing conversation. Maybe the next time we have company, It would be': wiser to give the little girl an oarlier, luncheon. While in this Intrcspectlve' mood, we can aleo ponder as to what measures to ne'e to correct John'.^ un- tidiness and Mary's habit of ptxicras- tlnatlon. Child training is not a hit or miss proposition. It is a mast Important business, whkii demands ccnstant use of every ounce of intelligence we can call to our aid. â€" I. M. "."^ir," said Kaoul, "1 do not know what, your intentions are, but can you do aiivthinpr to help in-:;? I moap. to h^.p Chiir'.in!! Daae?" "I think .fo, M. dc Chagny, and that i."j whv 1 .spoke lo you." "What can you do?" "Try to take you It) her . . . and to him." And tho young man impetuous'ly seized the Persian's hands. They were Ice-cold. "Do you think he is near u.i?" j'll i.s quit-.f p<j«Hib!<', sir, if he is not, at this moment, with his victim, in tho house <in tho lake." "Ah. .-.) you know that house to<>?" '•If hi? i.f nol tlioie, he imiy be heiv, in thi-* -.va!!, in this floor, in this ceil- iiig! . . . Comet" .\nd Ih:' Persian, asking Raoul to deaden th- srund of his footsteii--., Vi him down pussagc-; which Riu>ul had never .••ten l)efor«, even at the time when (Christ in:- uswl to take him for walks through that labyrinth wearing astrakhan cap and ilrv.ssed in a long overcoat. He Imued and took a richly carved m.-^e from under his loat, put it on the dres.siriff-table, bowed oiico again and wont to the door. The servant glaiuvd down the pas- sage and swifl'.y disappeared. Th? Persian opened the ca.'^: coiituinwl a pair of !ong pistols. now be produced In the air In such ..„K ... ^... .- .-.^.^...., ...,v „ membering the Pcrsian'.s remark, j quantities as to kill bacteria and In- second.s later, a finger tapped at the thought that it had ht'»n mysteriously ! sects, and has dawribeil his method door. [constructed by the gho-ft himseCf. U,, "Science." "Come in." said the Persian. ilyater, he learned that Erik had found, ^^e most striking effects ot Dr. A man entered, also wearing an "'- Prt'l'ioed for lum, a secret passage,' ,,,,.^ invention are obtained on long known to hims<».f alone and con- , . trivcd at the lime of the Paris Com- i "y"'*'' """''^- , mune to uKow the jailers lo convey! "Uacteria, ' h^ says, nave been th-.'ir prisoner.s straight to tha dun- 1 rayed, and an exiK)Bure ot a tenth of genus that had been constructed for a secoK-nd '•.•-â- . been found sufflclent to th-in in the' eel'ars; for tho Federates ! kill even liighly deslstant bacterial had occupii-'d the opera-house imme- It'diately after the eighteenth of March.' I The Peraian went on his knee; and ' "When Christine Dan"' was carried P"t his lantern on the ground. He oir, sir, 1 Kent word to niv servant to ' st"''"*^' '« ''c working at the floor, and bring these pistols. I have had them suddenly he turmsl oft" his Ught. Then i a lont; tinm and they can he re'.ied I R*^"! heard a faint click and saw tx very i«ile lumiiuiiis squaiv In tlve floor of the pnsRagi\ It was as though a window had opened on the Opera cel- llars, which were still lit. Raoul no longer f^avv the Persian, but h<» .said- dcn'.y felt him by his side and tunird ' usk- upon. "Do you mean to tight a duel?" ed the young man. I "It will certainly be a duel which' we shall have lo fight," said the other,' examining the priming of his pistols. 'And what a duel!" llandin),' one of him whisper: I the pistols t.> Raoul, he added, "'In this "Kollow me and do all that I do." duel, we shall be two to one; but you' Haoul turned to the luminous aper- must l>.> prepnrcd for everything, for l""*' Then he saw the Persian, who we shall be lighting the most terrible was still on his knees, hang by his sporcj. 'â- rrull tllLS, upou being rayed for a small fraction of a second. Instantly showed almost complete collapse, and In a few hours were dead." 'riiiis may lead to the application of the rays asi u powt>rful germicide and Insecticide, but their p?oinl-s<-uous use on higher forms of life would. In the present stage of the development of tho a.pparatus, be dangerous. With a vmtential as high as 250,000 "If only liiinuH Persian. has come!" ."aid the BEAUTIh"Y IT WITH "DIAMOND DYES" to Tint to Dy« or Boil adver.iary that you can imagine. Bui 1 you live Christine Daae, do you not?" I "! worship the ground she stands I on ! I'.'.it you, »\v, who do not love her, I tell me why I llnd you ready to risk vour life for her! \m\ must certainly Into Krik!" â- No, sir,' .said ih" IVrsian sadly, Are, the H;-r.>daii told him to 'I do not hate him. If 1 haled him. that attitude and to continue i he wciild long ago have ceaned doing «'\er happened. linriji." i "Hut it tires the hand unn hands from the rim of the opening, wllh his ])istol lK'twc<'-n his teeth, and ftlide into the cdV.ar be'-ow. When they were below tho Persian made n sign to Raoul to stand up. Kaoul did .so; but, as he did not lift his hantl in front of his eyas, ready to i-estime it, what- volts and a current ot several thous- andths of an ampere, tho rays travel as far as ISln. from the tube and pro- duce a purplish glowing of the air in front of It. "I do not understand .\(.u. Yo-i ;•>'." whi»peie<i Raoui. treat him as a monster, you s|>e»k of,' **"»" ' be sure of my his crime, he has done you harm and I find in you the .same ine'^plicabl.' pity thai ilrove me ti. despnir when I sow it ill Christine!" nwpKsar- "If I do ftre, aim." "Th<'n shift your pistol to the other , , , hand," .'lid tho PcTsinn. i hy sucl. analysis. "1 cnn't shoot with mv loft hand.", "Blood tests provWe us with the "It's rot a ouestio.i of .shooting with clues to an ever-growing number of Blood TeaU for Health. The doctor who used to feel his pa- tient's pulwe or gaze Into a gaping mouth to determine tho cause of Ill- ness nowailHys takes a drop of blood to analyse. Tho gtillt for much of human suBering has been traced to the germs, tiny but deadly, which force their entrance into the human body. and>hich can only be detected Kach 15 cent pack- ii(e (ontatn.! direc- \\on-, so iiimple any voman can tint soft, liMl.atB »bM'|("s or •lye rlih, iierni:\npnt "olors In llnRerle. iflki rlblioRS, fklrti, w:«i«lt, d r e a K 8 a . (• o a t c, »• >cking!i, Kweaterii. ilraperlei, coverl! g». hangings â-  jvv.ytbingl li;:v »tlanion(1 Dyes r.o other kind â€" ait' till your druggist wUeilicr the ma- (»•.»: vo'i wUh to color Is wool or silk, r.r V. h'.hcr It U linen, cnitoa or uiised TV,- i>..r„i„„ ^wi n,.. ..««iv. ii« r. .-1, I the right hand or the left; it's a que.'*- ailments," said a doctor to the writer ihe le sian did not reply He fetch- L, , y,„ A\ng one of your hands n.s I a stoo. and set it again.st the wall i - - " . ' "".V" lacing the great mirror that fllled the'!^'""«*' T "^T", T"'V --" "^ "'' "^^p- "p'-'^'^o ••>:«" {;r ArioMiJi'^ir'tori''' ' i.* said, you can put that •I W lole ol mo wall space oppo.^e he climbed on the Ktoo! and, with I nose to the wall-pa|MM , F^eeired to Wwking for «om«tning. ' "Ah," he Hsid, after a long search, I "I have it!" I .And, raising hi« finger hl>ove hi* I head, he pressed sg«ir."«t n corner in i th> pattern of Ih.' paper. Then he turned around and Jumped off the Ht<K>l : j "111 half a minute," h<« said, "We I shall b<> on hi<i road!" and rrtiasing th^ w1m«'«> length of the drpsKing-room â-  he f«ll the great mirror. I ' t)h. are we going out by the mir- ror,' " axked Raoul. "Ijko Chri^vtine I Paae." It is being found, for Instance, that pdll the'pvB complnln's are often due to the ave affect- . such as the .y**!" ton«<r.«. We can often d«te<-t them by testing the blood. *^h your arm „hs„rption of jrernu) which ha l^lf, when a.l ^,j, ,,,j,^^ j,.,,,^ „, ,he i.ody, su answer , clearly un(hrHtood, or I will .,.._...., ^ ,„ for nothing. It is a matter of life and "Many cases v>f Illness are due to dwth. And now, silence and follow ' something taken In from withoutâ€" me!" i usually microscopic germs. More and (To be C'.uitinued.) 'more of these germs are hecomtng â-  ♦ J known to iw every day. There la rea- Real High Lift. j ,„„ j,, believe that the origins of other Kor almost a quarter of a century ! dl.Hease* which are still unknown may Normsn H. Ssnsoii bn>< becit In charge be found In the same cause." of a weather bureuii stalkm on the top of Sulphur Motintain. at Hanff, T,4&S feet alHive h(N> level. Minard's Liniment relieves headache. Teacher WllUe?" "I dunno; Not Oullty. "Where Is the big dti per, I use the fottntaiu." Travelling Historic Trails. When Sir .Vlexander Mackenzie wrote his "General History of the Fur Trade" In 1801, he gave a vivid des- cription of the route followc<l by the fur traders from Montreal to the Hieax great unknown northwest. Particn- larly did he describe that portion from Rainy Lake to the mouth ot the Sas- katchewan river, giving a most In- teresting nmning account of the many nipids and portag&s mAt with and the country through which he passed. It is a long stretch of time since Sir Alexander MacKenzle made this trip through almost unknown waters, but the district has not yet loot Its fas- cination for those who crave the free- dom of the unconventional and long to face and overcome difhcultles and distances by primitive methods. That there Is still a strong appeal In the oW historic route is evidenced by the numbw of adventurous spirits look- ing to the district to satisfy their crav- ings for something new. The Depart- ment of the Interior reports the re- Inqulrles for Information. Two let- tern reached the branch recently from ceipt already this year of a number of wld^y separated portions ot the United Stalee, the writers of which -ire making plans for canoe trips from Rainy lAke to the Hudson Bay by wav of Rainy river. Lake of the Woo<la, Winnipeg river. iJike Wluiilpeg and the Nelson river, and. to show the spirit of the age, one of the emiulrers was a woman. The study of Canadian history Is In itself wonderfully fascinating, but to be able to travel the routes of the ear- ly explorers, to see In reality ihe many po'nts that made their Impress upon the historian, and to live over again the lives of Canada's original trail breakers, is an attraction Impossible to discourage. In Borthwcstem On tark) there are yet many lakes the waters of which have never fell the dip ot the white man's paddle, and this largely unexplored area will the coming season see many an adven- turer paddling his canoe Into the white water and packing his outfit ov««- liortages in quest of new thrills and new scenes. These men and women are proving to the world that they are the equsl of those who opooed Can- ada's original trade routeo, and are doing so for pleasure and evperlenca, and without the Incentive et proBt Such a Good Boy I Oh the whole he was a good boy, ibut he had a predilection for games, I so altogether It was not so surprising that he should occasionally play truant. from his school. But, alas, he was alwtys found out, |\\ith dire consequencess. I One day, however, he hit on a brll-' llaut idea. Going to a telephone call- box, he called up the teacher. .Assuming a deep, mature voice, he explained that his son would be un- able to attend school that day. I ••Thank you very much for taking i the trouble to "phone." replied tho ' I teacher. "Who Is that speaking?" • This suddeu query staggered the small delinquent. "Kr â€" this Is my father," he falter- ed lamely. ♦_ Minard's Liniment for sore throat. Just More Work. ".\1I you have to do." said the film [producer to the cinema star, "Is to seize the woman in your arnos. Jump on top of a pasS'Ing taxi, and jump from there to the fir»e«<'ape of th« building In the comer." He paus»>d for breath. "Then you must cUmb up to ths sixth floor, drag her to the pcrapet and. bracing yourself against a chim- ney, hurl her out Into space. She catches a windnw-ledge In her fall, and " " 'Spose I drop her'.'' haaarded tha actor. - "Well, you'll have to pklv her ui and begin all over again." A Judicial Blunder. "Madam.' asked the Judge of the ^von»Kn who had Just been convicted ot speeiing, "have you anything to say b«tfore sentence is pronounced?" 'Good lx>rd, yowr honor!" exclaimed the prisoner's hushaitd In dkmay. "Now you've gone and done It!" A Rasponsiiils Lady |w«nt»d Ii Ml* 1tt*R H XtX* wtvi f«r »«f tvmw. Im4 laSttar-KMl »•< Hrlwt Mthli hM Kw H i j . a , Hrir>«M«t >i>tni«i< •*>»>« â- â-  lawlltM hlMiM mh '%t MH< •• *» ntftX (rdKI. r»N r>nw *| uasl« [iMvtiit >«tMl irlM akaSM. Wmi t«r SMtiwIvt It c. T. rwnv, 1% Aikwt at. T«*iii«, eiii. IMUa No. -'a«.

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