About the Household Dainty Dishes. with salt and water. Turn them up< Lemon Jelly.-Make the jelly by ; «'<»« ^ow" /"d P"t them in the sun Using the juice of 2 lemons and the ! «"d »'•; ^^^'V- They will be found to rind of 1 grated, 3 eggs, butter size h*;;^ lightened up hke new articles, of an egg, and 1 cup of white sugar, ^ When the butcher has cut the roast thicken over the fire, but do not let it t?" he»vy, ask him to cut off thm Wl. This is nice for tarts, which «''<^«« f""; ^^eaks. Have the pan very Ihould be made of puff paste. ^°^- P"* '" « ^'T.°^ ''"! \° "'^K«,\*'« V 1 u- r. ij. J^ â- . * pan greasy and fry steak quickly. Yorkshire Pudding.-One pint of ^.j^^ ^^^^ j,^^ ^ ..^.y g„^j A^^^,. wcet milk, 2 eggs, 5 tablespoons of , ^h^ best and simnlest wav to The best and simplest way to test fiour; salt to taste Mix eggs, flour ^ji^ \^ ^^ ^^^ ^f^ ^ ^^^H Jind salt with a little milk until piece and burn it. If it burns out quickly, leav- ing a clear, crisp, grey ash, the silk is pure; but if it smoulders and leaves a heavy, reddish-brown ash, the ma- terial has been treated with chemicals and will not wear well. To destroy the smell of paint place Cabbage Slaw.â€" Take a small head p^jis ^f cold waterâ€" which should be of cabbage, wash well, cut very fine changed dailyâ€" in the rooms that are with a slaw cutter or a knife of any being painted. It lessens the annoy- kind. Take two small onions, peel jng gmell considerably. If you live in and cut fine, mix with the cabbage, tj,e country and can get hay put a handful of hay into the water, as this tmooth, then add the rest of the milk Iradually. Pour the mixture into a h'ell-buttered dripping pan and bake J5 minutes in a tolerably hot oven. iThis is nice served with roast beef or poultry. then season with salt, pepper, and rinegar to taste. Now take an extra dish and mix three good-sized table- spoons of thick cream with one table- tpoon of sugar and mix with the ilaw. This is delicious, especially if kept cold till serving time, NOT AFRAID OF SUBMARINES also helps to absorb the smell Quite a number of people find por- ridge made in the ordinary way most unpalatable, but here is a bint that will make the mixture one of the most sought after breakfast dishes. Put . Bread Sauce for Game.- Cook half (.^e water into your pan. Add a baaten I .^R«*:«a^:^»>3:®-X«K®<K®iS«'>:«^X<s pint of soft, stale bread-crumbs, a | egg and mix well in before sprinkling pint of milk, one good-sized onion , t^c oatmeal. Then boil and salt as Above Ih a s(>enp on the Kteanuhlp Coniston Water, the photograph bartaiK been taken while the vessel wa« passing Uirough the Stralta of Gibraltar. The cnt U Australian, tbe dog; IttUiao, tlie parrot Biaalllau and the moukejr InJIaa. At the door of a private room a' magrnificent flunkey, carrying a costly bouquet of roses, stopped them, and said something to Mary which the old man could not hear. "Oh, bother him!" she said. "Tell him to run away and play! I've got a much nicer companion for supper to- night!" Then, after supper, Mary leant across the table towards him. "Now, Uncle Charley, tell me all about yourself. What have you been doing all these years?" Soon the old man found himself ears the NEWS FROM ENGLAND NEWS BY MAUi ABOUT JOHN BULL AND HIS PEOPLE. dear old "It's time chopped very fine, a saltspoonful of l^round mace, a saltspoon of paprika and a level teaspoon of salt for five minutes in a double boiler; stir con- stantly. The mixture must be per- fectly smooth. Add a rounding table- spoon of butter; stir until melted; then add four tablespoons of thick cream and use at once for game or roasted guinea fowl. A Substitute for Whipped Cream. â€" Sometimes one wishes to serve a dish that calls for whipped cream when neither the cream nor the time for whipping it are available. An excel- lent substitute is made by beating the white of an egg to a stiff froth, add- ing a ripe banana cut into very thin slices and beating until the banana is only a pulp evenly distributed through the egg. The result is a creamy deli- cacy that can be used in any recipe that calls for whipped cream. Turkish Kolls. â€" Pound one cup I An llDrehearsed Effect usual. Macaroni in Variety. Macaroni with White Sauce. â€" Break the macaroni in one inch pieces, three-fourths of a cup, wash, roll and cook in salted water, then drain. For the sauce, melt four tablespoons of butter in a sauce pan. When it begins to fry add four table- , . ,. , . , . ., , ,, spoons of flour and stir until well ^''""' P" 'shmg his nai s. It was the blended. Then stir in gradually while \ «!<=°"'' ''"^ °* ^"^ â- â- "•« ^^^'T^- ^f beating two cups of scalded milk. I ^he sum of several thousand pounds bring to the boiling point, add salt, ^^/f"^ acquired the very substantial the macaroni and let simmer for a ?'«* ^,«"Jj'y ^"f.")ess of Malcolm Ba- minute before serving. i^.^^l ,& <^«'-- Solicitors, of Lincoln s Inn Baked Macaroni with Cheese.-Boil ^''''''^ ""^^ ^^ "^"^ '" P'''"^'^^^^ °^ ^^^- tmg his new property in order. His notepapcr still bore the legend The afternoon light was waning as he tottered out of the square. What â- was he to do? Where was he to go? ; How could he, a man of his age, find ! other employment ? ¥»>»:-a;«:-®JS^»^®iS•8^®eS®»;-3^:«^®5S1la j Ile was a bachelor, old and friend- "How long have you been in this j '^ps for he had lived almost wholly dfrnt" with and for his work. His one rela- „„ ^ r ,. XL • tive â€" a sister ten years ^ounger than ...^"â- "^i:^""^ .^1*" 'l^,'"..'"°r)*';.*":!himself-had died a widow. He had been very fond of her only daughter. I was sixteen when old Mr. Malcolm took me on as office boy." Mr. Richard Burton sat in his office the macaroni in hot water as directed. (It should first be broken in inch lengths.) Put a layer of the maca- | Malcolm, Baker, & Co., but old Mr. roni in the bottom of baking dish, I Malcolm, who had been the founder of then a layer of grated cheese, add the firm, and Mr. Baker, his successor, pepper and salt, repeat with another | had long since been dead, and Co. had , , . , , , . . . ^ laver of crackers and cheese Put retired, with a very substantial bank blanched almonds to a paste, put into .f*"^, , "acKers ana cneese. ^"^ , , ' country estate . <i»,.ku K«;io.. x„ith r.no nint nt r„i\\r '"'•'' of butter over the top, add enough Daiance, to a country esiaiL. a double boiler with one pint of milk » • « „^. ^^^ ^^^ „,j ,. ^e said shartly. a pinch of saffron and a tablespoon of '^^ f the oven unti a rich brown^ "Thirty years too old. I want young sugar, a scant teaspoon sa t and a "a**^ '" .'""^ °^^," ""'^" a ricn orown. , ' ,,„„ ui--,i rnnvino- rlerks tablesDoon rounded of butter Heat ^erve with crackers or toast. ] men, young blood. Copying clerks tablespoon rounaed ot butter. Meat j^, j Cutlets â€"Cook a half are no use to me. If you could work to scalding, remove from fire and """laroni v^uueis. v^ook a nuii . .„„„,„,.^.,_ â- ,^ jl„_„ „„,, „__., â- „ when lukewarm add one-half cake <•"? of macaroni broken *" «™all a typewriter--but ther^^ yeast dissolved in a little water. Add P'f,<=''«. '''"fi" and make a sauce as ' there is no purpose to be s..rved m ' "- ''-" ' " - half table- Bifted flour to make a soft dough ^o'low-s: Melt two and a and knead ten minutes. Put into a «P»°"f "^ '>"'*«'â- and add one-third warmed earthenware bowl and cover "^"P of flour. Stir until well mixed, until light; make into very small, Poj"" ^his gradually into a cup of hot long rolls, place an inch apart in"""'- Add one-fourth cup of grated greased pans to rise, then brush with cnccs*?- and season with salt and pep- beaten white of an egg and sprinkle PP""- <-ool and shape in the form of with finely minced almonds. Bakein "^""ets. roll in bread or cracker a quick oven. I ""umbs, dip in beaten egg then in the Pot Roastâ€" The genuine pot roast I ^"^"J^^^ again and fry in plenty of hot is brown and rich and juicy, being cooked wholly in it.s own gravy and without any added water. A four to six pound is a nice size to cook pro- perly. Select a piece with enough fat on it to furnish richness. Also add B Fmall i)iece of beef suet. Heat an iron kettle until it is hot enough to sear the meat at once, then drop the suet and the meat into the kettle and turn over from side to side until the whole is seared so that the juices will not escape. Do not let the roast burn, turn often enough to prevent that but let it roast to a deep brown. Add no water for the moat will cook thor- oughly in its own gravy. Do not have too hot a fire. Three to three and one-half hours of slow cooking should do the meat to a turn. If it is desired to serve browned potatoes with the roa.st, remove the meat when cooked, add water to the gravy and drop the potatoes (either Irish or sweet) into the gravy and let them cook as usual. Season both meat and potatoes to »uit the taste. fat to brown nicely. * â€" THK ORIENTAL FATALIST. An Incident in a Caravan Journey to Bokhara. We were standing round a small fire, â€"wrote Arminius Vambery, the [ cUculating efficiency talking about it." The old clerk, in the faded black alpaca coat, with the quill pen be- hind his ear, stared at him. "I beg your pardon, sir. I don't think I heard what you said." Mr. Burton looked up impatiently. "I sha'n't require your services any longer. I have got no use for you • here, and, of course, I have got to ' consider the business." Business was business with Mr. Richard Burton. His was no namby- pamby philosophy of life. He forgave an injury, if no immediate means of repaying it was possible, but he never forgave. "Do, or you will be done," was his motto. What ho demanded of life was cold, that would Hungarian linguist and traveller, in â- help him to make money. He was his account of a caravan journey to j y,ot\t to say, with a grim smile of Bokhara,â€" when we were startled by : pride, that he left his heart outside Household Hints. Coarse salt is an excellent cleanser of irons. Cheaper cuts of meat always re- quire more cooking. Good milk, eggs and butter are necessities, not luxuries. Salt in cold water will remove blood stains from linen. A tiny pinch of salt added to eggs makes them froth more quickly. A lump of sugar dropped Into milk will prevent its turning sour, it is said. two reports from firearms and the loud yelling of some person who was badly hurt. The whole caravan was alarmed, and wo all ran to the rear, where we found one of our compan- ions with a shattered arm. The cause of the affray was this: Several horsemen who were conveying hi.s office door when he opened it of a morning, and only used his head dur- ing tho.se crowded hours of profes- sional exertion. The statement sug- gested that ho gave free play to more humane sentiments beyond the region of Lincoln's Inn Fields, but his life supplied not one tittle of evidence in the annual taxes from Shiraz to Tc- 1 support of this hypothesis. heran had come up with two Jewish! "After forty years' loyal service!" shopkeepers, whom they first insulted, ^^^^ „,,, ^.,,,rk stammered. and then started to assault, when a Persian of our company interfered. One of the horsemen became so en- raged that he lifted his rifle and shot at the Jews. He afterwards declared that ho had intended to frighten one Mr. Burton closed his penknife with a click, and dropped it into the pocket of his white waistcoat. "You were paid for your loyalty, I suppose But I don't want a senti- mental lecture. You are no use to me, /-.I ' I- 1 #1 I wounds, consoled one another, and Glass or china can be safely pack- "'"""""• , , ,. . , -• • i ed if damp straw or hay is used for Y."^ «» '"••.»" tho'r newborn friend- ' packing material. "^'P «« V" ^''' T'^ "^^'''' I'^LTl^''^' A 1 I u ».i 1 1 inff to the Eastern way of thinking, A largo glass bottle makes n good i '"» , " '", ., / , i, , i . , 7 , ,. n 1. 1 • neither of thom was to lu" held rc- reccptacle for buttons. By shaking "'^'"^"*.,,, ,.1.11, 1 .. , ..| L lu snons ble for what had happened. the bottle you can see whether you 1 "''""'' .' ... "^ have the button desired without tak- ''«'•'-' ""'' ^"'*''*' " ing all out. .Sugar forms about 70 per cent, of honey; it is derived from natural sugars by inversion, and is more of the Jews by shooing through his 1 ^^ ^,^^^. ^ ^^ ^^y, cap, but he missed his aim and hit Charles Newcomo clutched at his the Persian 8 arm. old-fashioned collar with one white, Tho incident so exasperated the | ^^^^^ .^^ ,,„„,, „, jf ^^ ^^^ ^^g^, wholo caravan that our men pursued | ^^^. ^^^ ^^^^^ „j i,^^„th the culprit and brought him back se- 1 ..Neither Mr. Malcolm nor Mr. Ba- curely tied. The poor wretch was [ ^^^ ^^^,,,, ^^^,^ ^^^^^^,, ^^ y^^^ ^^is." given such a beating that he was un- ^^ „,un,blcd. "They were gentle- able to walk, and was placed with his victim on one of the caravan mules. Left to themselves, tho would-be mur- derer and his victim became quite friendly. They tied up each other's were men." Mr. Burton's hand went out to the electric bell on his desk, and his cash- Mary, but he had been unable to help her himself, and she had disappeared years ago under the care of her fa- ther's relations. The landlady of his lodgings might be sorry for him, but as for helping him, that was out of the question* And what was he to do? Ho walked aimlessly down Kings- way, staring vacantly into shop win- dows for ten minutes together, his poor old brain dazed and stunned. He was trying to think, trying to frame some plan of action; but his mind, ac- customed to tread one beaten path, refused now to deviate from its famil- iar track. He had wandered heedlessly into the Strand, and suddenly somebody bumped against him, sending him back against the window of a shop. "Beg your pardon, Mr. Milestones," said a cheery voice, "but you shouldn't | start playing blind-man's buff in the middle of London!" Mr. Newcome found himself star- ing stupidly at a smiling vision in furs. "I'm sorry, madam, but you ore mistaken," he stammered. "I'm not Mr. Milestones; my name is New- come!" He saw a pair of dancing eyes and a flashing gleam of white teeth be- tween red, divinely-curved lips, and then to his amazement this gorgeous creature started forward and caught his arm. "Newcome!" she exclaimed. "Sure- ly I can't be mistaken; it must be Uncle Charley! Why, I remember you perfectly now. You haven't chanked a bit â€" exactly the same kind, dear old I'm-looking-for-something- but-I-shall-never-ftnd-it face that I used to know as a kiddie." "Mary!" he gasped. "You don't mean to say that you arc Mary?" She laughed, but there was some- thing more than laughter in the sound. She was smiling sweetly, but there was a mist in her dark eyes. "You must come and see the show, Uncle Charley," she said. "I've got to hustle now, or I'll be late. And afterwards you shall have supper with me." Charles Newcomo presently found himself sitting in the stalls of a trea- tre with no clear conception of how he got there. There were a lot of superbly dressed people â€" gentlemen in evening-dress, almost as splendid as old Mr. Malcolm, who represented for him tho highest standard of taste and luxury. Then the curtain went up, the band played, and he became conscious of a sudden roar of applause in the house, and there, to his utter astonishment, in the middle of the stage stood Mary â€" his little niece Mary 1 Ho leant forward in his seat in open-mouthed wonder. And gradual pouring out into Mary's whole story of his gnriefs. "Ner you mind, you thing!" Mary answered, you rested. You shall come and live with me and look after me, and never i do another stroke of work in your life. But, I say, I should like to know | who this particular beast was who 1 turned you off like that." | "Mr. Richard Burton," he answered. \ "What!" she exclaimed, with a start. "Mr. Richard Burton, of Mer- ioneth Place, Hyde Park?" He nodded. "Right!" she cried, springing to her feet. "Well, you sit tight, Uncle ^ Charley, and you'll see some fun. Here, you, come here!" j She addressed the last remark to] the liveried flunkey who had just en-, tered the room. j "You can go and tell that gentle- man that I'll see him after all. Bring 1 him here. I've got a little surprise for him!" I She sat down again, picking up the bouquet of red roses as she did so, her eyes on the door. Presently it opened, and a man in evening-dress entered the room with a smirk of sat- , isfaction. Mr. Newcome looked up; then the spoon that he held dropped from his hand. The man was Mr. ^ Richard Burton. 1 "Hello! How do you do?" Mary] said. "I thought I'd just like to see you. You know my uncle, I think." Mr. Burton turned, and the old clerk and his late employer stared blankly! at one another. I "Mr. Newcome! Really, I'd no idea he was your uncle, Miss Burnelle.j Most interesting!" "Thought it would surprise you,"| Mary said brightly. "And I've got something else that will make you fizz a bit. See these flowers you sent me?" j He looked at them, smiling, waiting â- to receive his reward of thanks. Mary picked up the bouquet, and, rising with easy grace, walked up to him, and struck him across the face. I "That's just to show you what Ij think of your flowers and you!" she cried. "You turned that poor old 1 man out of his job, did you? You hadn't any more use for him, hadn't you ? That he was faithful and loyal didn't matter. He was just an old.j worn-out machine, and you scrapped! him, you cold-hearted brute!" ] She punctuated her remarks with blows. Mr. Richard Burton backed towards the door, his face scratched and bleeding where the wire that held together the bouquet had torn the skin. "You cad!" Mary went on. "There, take your flowers, and never let mei see your face again!" | She flung the ruins of the bouquet I after him as he fled through the door. ! Then, turning, she ran to her uncle,' and put her arms round his neck. Her cheek was close to his, and he feltj that tears were pouring from heri eyes. ' "I'm only crying because I feel so happy with myself," she said. "That's the best unrehearsed part I have ever played. And I won't let anyone be cruel to you ever again. Uncle Char- 1 ley â€" no, never, you dear old thing!" â€" London Answers. OccurreocM In the Land That Reigns Supreme in the Com- mcrcial World. Two hundred women are being trained in Liverpool to take the plac« of postmen. In the seventy-seven livery guilds of the city of London, there are in all 8,659 liverymen. Britain has 2,300 trawlers, mine sweepers and other auxiliary vessels engaged in sweeping the North Sea. Owing to a shooting accident in Yorkshire, Prince Ranjitsinhji, the famous cricketer, may lose his right eye. The Eton Guardians have revised the diet of the inmates by which they expect to save nearly $800 a year. Miss Botha, the niece of General Botha, is studying English nursing at the Princess Alice Hospital, East- bourne. With the men in action at the front area number of West End tailors whose duty it is to mind and renovata uniforms. The death has occurred at Farley Hill, Surrey, of Mr. Wm. Cordery, aged 96, who rode to hounds with tiM Duke of Wellington. Miss Owen Lloyd George, elder daughter of the Minister of Muni- tions, has returned to her duties as a Red Cross nurse in France. Lance-Corporal Dwyer, tho young- est V.C. in the army, whose home is at Fulham, has been given a commis- sion as second lieutenant. It is announced that up to the pre- sent nearly a thousand of the old boys of llaydon Road School, at Wimble- don, have joined the forces. By order of the Assistant Provost- Marshal amateur photographers in the Isle of Wight are not allowed to use cameras outside the grounds of their residence. Although she has just celebrated the 100th anniversary of her birthday, a Bedford lady, Mrs. Learmoutb, has during the last year knitted a num- ber of pairs of socks for soldiers. Speaking at Westminster, Dr. C. W. Saleeby said that in the past year medical officers had rejected no fewer th:in a million men who were willing to serve in His Maesty's Forces. In the Isle of Sheppey coins have been discovered buried of the reigna of Henry IIL, Edward I., Edward IV'., Edward VI. and Henry VII. London coins of Alexander III. 1249, and James VI. Tho Board of Trade has issued a circular to London coal merchants pointing out that in order to keep pits fully at work every effort should be made to increase stocks of coal to the maximum. IS THIS KAISER'S NUMBER? Surprising Combination of Revelation and Arithmetic. The following ingenious attempt to prove that the Kaiser is the "beast" mentioned in Rev. 13, is taken from an old country paper: "Take the letters of the Kaiser's name and arrange them one under tho other; then to the right of each letter put down tho number of each letter as it stands in the alphabet; after that put the figure six; carry these figures into another column, and add the total together, thus: ier â€" one of the new clerks â€" presented ly the wonder gave place to pride, himself instantly. How the people cheered; they would "Pay this man the week's money , hardly let tho play go on, so often did which ho hasn't eavnod, and turn him I they encore her. How sweetly she off!" he said shortly. sang What lovely dresses she wore! Charlc!) Nowi-ome turned clowly on|iow beautiful she looked! She Knew Better. Wifey (during storm) â€" Gracious! That was an awful clap of thunder; it easily digested in this form than cane j frightened mo terribly." lUKar. Hubbyâ€" Nonsense, my dear. Thun- lieforc washing lace curtains run a jgr can't hurt you. narrow strip of muslin or tape along] Wifeyâ€" Indeed! Didn't you ever each outer edge. This will keep them j i,e,„. „f people being thunderstruck? perfectly straight, and will keep them from stretching at the edge, Tar may bo removed from any washing dress by spreading butter on the tar. This should lie loft for an hour or two to soak well in, and should afterwards be washed in the ordinary way, when all trace of tar will be gone. Cane chairs that have become slack can be tightened by rubbing them such Hard to be Good. Tedâ€" Why are you in hurry to get mariied? Ned â€" Before she'd accept me, I had to promise to stop drinking and smoking. Sutimarines for naval purposes were first developed by France. his heel, and followed the cashier in- to the outer office. Like n man in a dream ho received tho few shillings which wiTo due to him, and, still with the same feeling ot unreality, he closed his old familiar desk, packed And more than onco ho found her looking at him, nodding at him, wink- ing at him with that woiulorful wink of hers, and his chocks flushed with pride. At last the play was out; an offi his apaloa coat in n little brown bag, | eial came to fetch him from tho stalls. took hirt hnt from tho peg, and with his umbrella undor his arm, walked out intii tho squaro. It was only when ho was on tho pnvomont and looked at the off ice that ho realized what hiul happened. Tho long chain of custom that link- ed him with the time when ho was a He waited some momonta in a mys- terious corio pluoc in tho wings, and then finally Mary appeared. "Now, you dear old thing, we'll go and have supper, and you sh:ill loll mo what you thought of the play," she said, s(iuoP7.ing his arm. Tho supper took place in what boy of sixteon to that moment when f harks Newcomo at first thought he was sixty, was broken for over. | nuist be Buckingham Palace, lie hud No more would ho troad those famil- j never in his life scon so much gilt, so iar slaiis that led up to tho offices of many liveried servants with powdered Malcolm, Baker, and Co. Tho doors were closed againiit him, and what had boon the main episode of his life had been cut abruptly short. head.", or so many dazzling light.s, And Mary walked through thi.< amaz- ing place like a <iueon, holding his arm, quite at home, apparently. HISTORY OF GREAT STRUGGLE. Photographing the War on the Fight- ing Line. One of the French soldiers killed at the taking of Metzeral, in Alsace, be- longed to a branch of the army ser- vice, organized 10 months of war, called the "photographic section," which is now officially photographing the war. Its role is artistic, histori- cal and educational. Although the staff is military, it also is serving the Foreign Office and tho Department of Public Instruction. General Joffre, Messieurs Millerand, Minister of War; Delcasse, Minister of F'oroign Affairs, and Sarraul, Min- ister of Public Instruction, aided by tho Committee of Foreign Affairs of the Chamber of Deputies and the For- eign Office, collaborated in its organ- ization. Tho operators are all mobi- li/.od mon, and, as at Metzeral, are on the fighting lino taking pictures, which, with orders, reports, plans and other documents, will hereafter con- stitute the historical section of the General Staff. For tho fine arts section and the educational department it ia intended thus to muUe a complete collection of i photographs of destroyed or damaged public monuments of great artistic value, and in general to furnish a sort of illustrated annex to tho history of tho war for the instruction of future giMiorations. These official photographers during tho seven days' bombardment of Met- zeral took 3000 negatives. A sales department has been organ- ized to put on tho market copies of all the photographs that the censor au- thorizes to be duplicated- - --* I Tho Lord High Chancellor of Eng- j land roeeives a salary of £10,000 a year. K 11 G 116 A 1 6 16 I 9 6 96 S 19 6 196 E 5 6 56 R 18 6 186 666 Then refer to the 13th chapter of Revelations, 4th, 5th and 18th verses. The answer will be surprising, and, it is hoped, prophetic. The verses referred to run as fol- lows: "And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast: and they worshipped tho beast, say- ing. Who is like unto the beast? Who is able to make war with him? "And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months. ! "Iloro is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count tho number of tho beast: tor it is the number of a man; and his number is six hun- 1 dred, three score and six." I His Debauch. I "Emmett Whillikens just nacher'ly prized up heck while his wife was away, didn't he?" "Gosh! I should say so!" replietl a prominent citizen of Petunia. "Why, he had a gang of fellers at his house I 'most every night till 9.30, drinkin' I elderberry wine , playing dominoes ' and listenin' to dance tunes on the phonograph!" Exactly. "Pa, what happens when the wind blows great guns?" "A weather report follows, mj When the time is noon in London, Berlin records 12.54 p.m. T^