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:* PANGS AND TORTURES OF A WEAK STOMACH /y Prompt Belief and Gnre Can be Obtained Iiiroiigli Dr. Wiiliama' Pink Pills Indigestion is a condition in which the stomach is more or leas unable to digest the food. Even a light case of indigestion means niuch misery, but when the trouble ia at its worst the life of the suf- ferer is one of constant and acute misery. Indigestion is recognized by a burning sensation in the sto- mach, bloating, an appressive feel- ing of weight, belching wind, pains in the region of the heart, often vomiting and nausea, and s dread of food for the misery it causes. Dieting and the use of pre-digested foods may give same relief, but will never cure indigestion. The work ONE OF THE LIGHT BBIGADE. Dt'ath in England of Troop-Serge> ant^Major Lincolu. The death occurred at Ports- mouth, England, a few days ago of Ti'cop-Sergeant-Major Lincoln, one of the few survivors of the famoua charge of the Light Brigade at Bal- aclave. Lincoln, a fine old man, standing over six feet, was born --^wf' "SIJfG NO SAD SONGS FOR ME" Artist Wanted No Team, No Mourniag, No Spectators. Theodore James Ralli, an artist, who died recently in Paris, left the following letter appended to his i will : "Let me be placed in my coffin as quickly as possible after my death, and let nobody outside the house- at Cambridge ninety-five years ago, hold be admitted to my death cham- ber before I am placed in the cof fin. In a word, I do not wish any- h< dy to attend through curiosity to see how I look. Let no portrait or photograph be made of my corpse, and let me be buried in the shortest time possible. "And do not weep for me. I have Captain Nolan, who lived a life happy enough ; the aim fatal order and was of my life was my painting, and I and served through the Crimean campaign in the 13th Light Dra- goons (now the 13th Hussars), but which he called the "Bangalore Gallopers." He led his troop in the famoua charge. His horse was shot under him, but he captured a riderless one â€" that o bi ought the shot down early in- the charge. Lin- gave all of which I was capable. I Clin soon lest his second horse, imght have lived another twenty V hich was shot under him, and, ' years, but should not have pro-' without a scratch, he fell sprawl- 1 grossed any more, so what would I iuQ among the wouudcd and dying, j Lave beeu the good ? Before he could get on his feetj "And how content I should be if ho was gripped by some Russians, n<> one wears the marka of mourn- ir.g. I always had a horror of this of indigestion depends upon the blood and the nerves and the only , ^ fg-marched to Var, and question- wjiy to cure indigestion is to so tone' «<! about the English forces ; but he up the stomach that it will do the j relused to give any information, work that nature intended it should j though threatened with the knout. do. The very best way to cure a Lincoln spent a year in Russia, and weak stomach is through a course j u- «d to declare that he had been of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. Thcselin every Russian prison. Once he renew the blood, strengthen the j w.us closely watciied bv the Czar nerves and thus give tone to the Nicholas. He afterwards reached s-cmach. and enable it to do its'iingland through an exchange of work with ease and comfort. No j pi -soners. one suffering from indigestion inj On leaving the army in 1869, even the slightest form should neg- 1 Lincoln had a chequered career as ^j^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^^ ^^nee lect the trouble for an instant; to' a drill instructor and insurance dn so means that it obtains a firm-U?ent, and, finally, being unable to i-r hold, and daily the misery and j take care of himself, agreed to en- â- uffering is increased, and the cure tor the workhouse, where he was made more difficult. At the first ap- ' one of the honored veterans. Then proach of the trouble take Dr. an ex-inspect<3r of the Portsmouth \Villiams' Pink Pills and it will • police discovered his whereabouts, jptedily disappear. These Pills! became a Good Samaritan, and will cure even the most obstinate i gave him a home until he passed ease of indigestion, but naturally ! away. Lincoln enjoyed good health sl'ow, so if you cannot do otherwise, then wear the least of it possible." 4< . SOIAL MOTOR CABS. Easily Recognizable iu Germany and in Eosland. King George's motor cars do not bear number plates. Those of the German royal family are recognized I by their warning signals. They HEAT IS HIGH IN EVBOPE. PricoH Soaring in London, Pariii, Berlin and Rome. Going up ! ia the price of beef, mutton and pork. Meat is dearer' in Europe to-day than it has been! tor some thirty years. The cause [ cf it all is the meagre exportation j from Canada and the United | States. The only source of supply ] s the Argentine, but this was cut] off on account of the prevalence of the foot and mouth disease among the stock there. The pricas may be cnf down when the Irish cattle are sold in English markets in the au- tumn. The prevailing prices in London markets are : Bibs and sirloin, 22c and 23c per lb. ; mutton, 22c to 24c per lb. ; while veal is just about as bad. In Erance, where protection pre- vails, beef runs as high as 33c and mutton 23c per lb., while in Rome, where meat is always dear, beef soars to 40c and veal at 48c. Jn Berlin, sirloin is about 35c, and pork, everywhere, is following the leader owing to a scant supply from foreign markets. A Nourishing, Strength-giving Substitute for Meat Serve biscuit smothercil in creamed vegetables, or cover with any seasonable fruit and add cream and sugar. At your grocar's, I3e. a carton, two for 25c jlU School of Mining A couEce or appueo sarNce. AfflOaUd to QtMca** UaivcrsUy. KINGSTON. ONT. Tar Caleml&r of the School and further infer- inaliea, app^ Co the SecretaoT, School of Hioiof, Kinestoo, Ont Mning and Metallorcy. Chemistry and Mineralogy. Mineralogy and G«ology. Chemical Engineering. Civil Engineering. Mechanical Engineering. Electrical Engineering. Biology and Public Health. Power Oevelopment. 13 It takes longer to do so. Mr. Phil- ip Lafleur, St. Jerome, Que., says: "After I left college, when I had studied hard for four years, I suf- fered so much from indigestion that I found it difficult to earn my living. I was troubled with ter- rible pains, a bloating feeling, and a soreness in the stomach. to the last, but was mentally feeble. -«- COW KNEW ITS STABLE. Bucharest Magistrate Gave Jndg' ment Worthy of Solomon. "A judgment worthy of Solomon. This>s homely and almost as wise, was j f;,^^;;';^"];';;,;";];^"';;;;^^^^*;; „;;^ noted horns. "The cars used by the German Emperor and Empress have their approach heralded by three noted horns and those of the royal prin- ces by two noted horns. No in- fri-gement of this prerogative by ordinary motorists is tolerated. "The fact that the royal cars, both in PZngland and iu Germany, may so easily be distinguished is an indication of the confadence which exists betweta the monarchs and their respective peoples," says the Gentlewoman. "In less happier tirues it woTild have been courting danger to have carried such marks of distinction, and even now in less led to a loss of appetite and I be- j pr^mounced recently by a civil mag- \ travel so openly rau to show signs of a nervous istrate in Bucharest,'' according to' Dieakdown. I tried several differ- ! a traveller in Paris the other day »nt treatments without finding any after a tour of eastern Europe. "It Hard and soft corns cannot with- stand Holloway's Corn Cure; it is effectual every time. Get a bottle at once and be happy. What's bred in the bone is weigh- ed out to us by the butcher. ippareiit relief, and my nervous ' cume about this way," explained lystem had grown so snattered that tue traveller. "In the month of I could not work. A priest who ' May of last year a peasant living was interested in me advised me to! in the village of Predeal, near the try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and J | Hungarian frontier, lost his cow. followed his advice. It was not j About two months ago he happened Icng before they began to bring me j to be standing at the railroad sta- Minard'i Liniment Cures Diphtheria, back to health, and in the course 'tion, watching a train load of cat- j • Df a couple of months mv stomach I tie about to be sent across the Most people grieve $2 worth wfs as sound as ever; my nervous' frontier. Suddenly he gave a' every time they lose a dollar. lystem strong and vigorous, and I ! shont. 'That's my cow !' he cried, bave since enjoyed the best of i running toward one of the cars, health. I owe all this to Dr. Wil- j "The trainmen only laughed at hams' Pink Pills, for which I shall! him and he went before the magis- always feel grateful." j trate. This good man listened to Sold by all medicine dealers or; the peasant's story patiently. Then by mail at 50 cents a box or six j he pronounced this judgment: 'The boxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Wil ONE TEASPOONFUL of Pninkillor in hot water Bweeteiied will euro iilmust any case of flfttulKncy and indigestion. A»oid 8ub- Rtitutus, thero is but one "PuiijkiUer"â€" Vuvry Daviu â€" 2ac. and 60c. lianis' Out. Medicine Co., Brockville, tow shall be taken to the public snuare of Predeal and milked. Then, if it goes of its own accord to the plaintiff's stable it shall bs- long to him.' "The order of the court was car- ried out. And the cow, in spite of its ten months' absence, took with- out, hesitation the lane which biought it, a few minutes later, in- TBREE-YEAR-OLD GENIUS. Spanish lotant Plays Piano With Absolute Precision. Pilar Osorio, the three year-old daughter of a Spanish physician, is ^ - ;- peasant's stable." n new wonder in the musical world, j "^ 'â- "'' ^ ^ With her tiny hands running up end down the keys with lightning- like rapidity and absolute precis- ion, she plays most difficult passag- es- from classical compoiers with the ease of a master BBMT LITTLE ONBS MAKE HOME BBI3HT Babies that are well, sleep well, , cat well and play well. They sleep Little Pilar's remarkable talent 1 naturally and wake up good na- manifested itself in a rather jar fashion. She has a half- Pepito, 10 years old, who a distinguished pianist, years ago Herr Nikiscb, ited conductor, was tour- \with the Berlin Philhar- iestra. Hearing of Pep- ito's musical ability, he advised the family to take him to Berlin to study. This they did, and in that city ipepito received his musical educa- tion under the guidance of Herr Nikiseh himself. Then the family took Pepito around on a scries of concert tours. While they were staying in Leipsic Pilar was born. One day Pilar, but 28 months o'd, was sitting on the carpet play- ing with her toys while a German maid sat singing a volkslied. Sud- denly the child dropped her play- things, U'ddled over to the piano and, climbing up on to the stool, b( ^au to ivtrike the keys iu search of the combination that would rc- prixluce the uielody she had heard. .\t last, after much fumbling, the child stupefied the maid by play- ing the tune correctly. That was the beginning of Pilar's musical career, and since that_^day the child's progress at the piano i has astounded everyOne who has bad the pleasure of hearing her play. Without apparent difficulty Pilar tias mastered, entirely by ear and unaided, a number of pieces to the learning of which practiced musi- cians have devote<l much time and effort. She }iis never had a teach- er, but her oar U so true that she can reproduce nearly everything she hears. You might induce people to lis- ten to your grievances â€" but what do they care? The Pill That Brings Relief. â€" When, after one has partaken of a meal he is oppressed by feelings of fullness and pains in the stomach he suffers from dyspepsia, which vill persist if it be not dealt with. Parmelee's Vegetable Pills arc the very best medicine that can be tak- en to bring relief. These pills are specially compounded to deal with dyspepsia, and their sterling qua- lities in this respect can be vouch- ed for by legions of users. "So you think Jinks is a better conversationalist than Smith? Why, neither one of them ever says any- thing sensible." "I know, but it THE "LAKE OF BATS" COUNTRY. A handsome brochure, artistical- ly illustrated, issued by the Grand ' "Trunk Railway System, telling of the beauties of the Lake of Bays i district, in the "Highlands of On- j taiio." The concise description' embodies the story of a charming resort. A new feature of this dis- tiict is the new hotelâ€" "the Wawa" â€" at Norway Point. A copy can be obtained free on application to Mr. J. D. McDonald, Ehstrict Passenger Agent, Union Station, Toronto, Ont. SEEKDfG INFORMATION. Returned Explorerâ€" "The trou- ble is up in that bleak northern re- gion one is apt to lose one's bear- ings." Miss Innocent â€" ".\nd are there no repair shops handy?" One trial of Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator will convince you that it has no equal as a worm n'cdicine. Buy a bottle and see if it does not please you. HIS TASK. "Did you do much sight-seeing when you went abroad?" "No," answered Mr. Cumrox, "Mother and the girls did the sight- seeing. I had to put in my time finding the places where they cash letter' of credit." MAKE MONEY ON MDSIC. THHEE pieces sheet muaic, 10c. Big bareain list free. Muteor Pub. Co., Chatham, Ontario. C^ OOD OPENING FOB DBESSMAKEB. j» also milliner. Stock far sale.â€" T. N. Peter, Newdule, Man. Farm for sale. (1 ANCER, Tumors, Liunps, etc. Internal and external, cured without pain by onr home treatment. Write us before too Inte. Dr. Bellman Medical Co.. Limited. ColUngwood. Ont. MInard's Liniment Co., Limited. Denr Slrs.â€"This fall I got thrown on fence and hurt my chest very bad, so I could not work and it hurt me to breathe. 1 tried all kinds of Liniments and they did me no good. One bottle of MINARD'S LINIMENT, wnrmed on flannels and applied on my breast, cured me completely. C. H. C08SAB00M. Bossway, Digby Co., N. 8. tuved. The child that is not rosy- cheeked nad playful needs pronnptr^i;^- Smith longer to say it attention for it is not well. A sickly | child can be restored to health with ' mmard's Liniment Curei Colds, Etc. a few doses of Babv's Own Tablets, vhich cure colic, indigestion, con- stipation, teething troubles and the ONE W.\Y OUT. A very original method of propos- cther disorders from which youngi-^^ ^ a charming girl was adopted children suffer. Mrs, Thos. Whit ing, Watcrford, Ont., says: "I have ut^ed Baby's Own Tablets in my home for some years aud would not bo without them. I find them just the right medicine for little ones." Sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock- ville, Ont. \ swall packageâ€" any man i« w»»pii)7'l up iu himself. who LUCKY QUESTIONS. Lord FilzgiVbon wa.s holding as- sizes in Tipperary county when a Tfiau was brought before him on in- dictment for murder. The case wan proved that the victim came to his death by being hit with a stick in. the hands of the defendant, but iij doctor testified that he had what they called in medical par- Innce a "paper skull." The case Ueked dark for the prisoner, how- ever, and the jur- returned a ver- dict of guilty. As the man was brought before the court for sen- tence it wus noticed that his lord- ship had his black cap in his hand. "Have you anything to say why sentence should not be pronounced upon you," demanded Lord Fitz gibbon. The man looked for a mo mcnt and then said, "No, your lordship, I have nothing to say, but I should like to ask t>nc question." "What ia that, my man?" said l'itzgibb«.)n "I should like to know V l,at a man with a head like that \va« doing in Tipperary?" The l.litek cap was put away and a pri- bon sentence imposed. by a young man, who was of painfully shy disposition. "Well," he remarked carelessly, I daresay I shall get married some <:ay." "I suppose I shall, too," respon- ded the lady dreamily "I say," he continued, ".worldn't it be strange if we both got married tlie same dav ?' ' "Yes. wouldn't it?" "And what a joke if the clergy- man made a slip, and, instead of uniting us with our selected part- ners, married you and I to each other ! That would be a slip 1" "Well, would you wish to rectify the mistake V ' "No -erâ€" I don't think I would !" we said. mmm ISSUE SO. 27-10. Mrs. Blum (archly)â€" ".\nd you arc quite sure, Mr. Hibbs, that vfd can stand me as a mother-in- iaw?" Mr. Hibbsâ€" "My dear Mrs. Blum, it was for the very purpose «.'f acquiring you as a mother-in- law that I fell in love with your daughter." Very many persons die annually fvcm cholera and kindred summer ccmplaints, who might have been soved if proper remedies had been used. If attacked do not delay in getting a bottle of Dr. J. D. Kel- logg's Dysentery Cordial, the me- j dieine that never fails to effect ai cure. Those who have used it say it acts promptly, and thoroughly subdues the pain and di.sease. "According to this recipe," said Mrs. Biffingham, "sliced onions scattered about a room will absorb Che odor of fresh paint." "I guess that's right. ' lejoiucd Biffinpliiira. "Likewise, also, a broken necr. v.ill relieve a man of a cold." Red, Weak, "Weary. Watery Byce. Believed By Murine Eye Hemody. """ry Murine For Your Eyo Troubles. "- uu Will Like Murine. It Soothes. 50c At Your Uruggists. Wilte I-'or Eye Books. Free. Murine Eyf H-iiietly Co., Toronto. We don't know why a crow is called a crow, unless it is because it can't crow. MInard's Liniment Curet Ditttmpor. TO-MORROW. To-morrow is his busy day ; that's vhen the grocer's bill hell pay, and wlicn ho'll mend the cellar t'oor and when he'll fix the crenky floor and when he'll-buy his wife a ha* and when he'll 'tend this and that and when he'll write the folks at home and when he"ll buv that brush and comb and when he'll fin- ish up his work and when he"ll call down that fresh clerk and when h-^'ll quit his habits bad and when he'llâ€" what's the use to add, the list of things that he will do Ij^fore to-morrow's halfway throughd How drt we know he'll do all this\and not a single thit.ig will miss? \>\\, hasn't it beat on vour ear each jSay jien've seoo him (or a year IT WAS NO USE. Qrce, while visiting the wounded men in the field hospital. Dr. Brin- dle came upon one poor fellow who was groaning wildly. "Come, my poor fellow, bear the pai like a man," said the chap- k-iu. "It's no use kicking against fate." "Bedad, you're roight," mur- mured the sufferer with a shadow of a smile, "especially when it's the fate of an army mule." A Mild Pill for Delicate Women â€" The most delicate woman can un- dergo a course of Parmelee's Vege- table Pills without fear of unplea- sant consequences. Their action, while wholly effective, is mild and agreeable. No violent pains or pur- gings follow their use. as thou- s.inds of women who have used them can testify. They are, there- fore, strongly recommended to wo- men, who are more prone to disor- ders of the digestive organs than me •. "There were only three boys in srJiool to-day who could answer a question that th« teacher asked us," said a lad to his mother. "And I hope my boy was one of the three?" said the fond parent. "Well, I was," answered the lad. "I am very glad; it makes your mother proud of you. What ques- tion did the teacher ask, Johnnie ." " " 'Who broke the window?'" WE GIVE YOU A TIPl Buy the genuine. "The D. & L. â-  Menthol Plasters. Cn- priucipled manufacturers are trying to take advantage of the gr«al Bale of "The D. A li." by putting up a substitute. LawroDce Co. "English is a funny language, af- ter all." "Why so?" "I heard a; man talking of a political candi- 1 date tlie other day say : 'If he only j takes this stand when he runs he'll have a walk over.' " Keeping Cool is largely a mental process calling for peace of mind and tranquility of spirit. To the man without life in- insurance the thought of an unprjtected family is. to say the least, disconcerting, and in hot weather must be over- whelming. Protraction in summer is ai necessary as at other times, and is just as easy to get. Buy a National Life Policy, issued by Canada's well-man- aged Company. 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The reason egotists are the most cheerful people iu the world is that they are so well satisfied with them- selves. Its Power Grows with Age. â€" How many medicines loudly blazoned as panaceas for all human ills have cgme and gone since Dr. Thomas' Kclectric Oil was first put upon the market Yet it remains, doing more good to humanity than many a preparation more highly vaunted aM<> extending its virtues wider and iu a larger circle every year. It is the medicine of the masses. Some time ago, an oflSce-boy, an- swering th'j telephone for the first time in his life, and not knowing how to use it. wus told that when tl'O bell rang he was to answer it. When, therefore, he heard it ring he picked up the receiver and shouted :â€"' 'Halloa! Who's there I" Tl.e answer came back, "I'm one hiindred aud live." "Goon," said the bov ; "it's time you were dead." •What's a tight-wad?" "An old man with a lot of money that he dtesn't sec why he should give to a lot of relatives who have never earned it." UNBURN iN^OUH MINOS EYE i '..OfyAX ctS55a»^ _ ^1 mil Into the "«»t^ • an,l r Hi Ir I' M<».>i»A. Lo»o no Mius, but got »» once » bt^ttia 9t -n.i»wA»''" »**•>» KeLIBI' ond prerent fmoiiinimlii, or euro 1> f aiiendy manitoit- ^. Til the t'ufoUlng aon«ieholl Re m«d,~ _ / » for Cough*. C o 1 d a, ti_' Pore Throat, BronobltU, #53^ "Grip,' Puoumonia wiJ l^K I'»in» »f •" '^'"''»- COOPER'S FLY KNQDKER ^1h«¥^ rafri ^atiE FiE I •BveryboUy now admits' Zun-Rok best for Atse. Let, It. ^v* YOU im and coakfort, " Drmfcittt ami ."^ttrti tt-rrrmitrt amMui i Positively pro- tects horses, cattle, and all live stock from horn-Aies, blow-flies, gad flics, lice, mites, and all llicse inM-c!s which worry Ibam almost to death in the hot weathe.-. Your cow* will give '.^ more milk, your horses will work better, your sheep will be hoallhivrtif you use FLV KNOCKER. Quirkly, oasity a.id economiLally ap- plied with a sprayer. One gallon will protect i.s cows lor two weeks, at a co»t of lass than on« oant a day aaoh, SI. 75 A OAL.UON GCc. A QUART V'l«. COOPER S( HEPftEWS TOROMTO. V^