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E walked across the yard'to th* porter's where I received a little bouquet ol roseii tied together by a blue knot, one nea to which was a blank card, on one i of which wai written my address, anc tbe clher these wordi : " OaeUlies par toc Mis si) *i* I hurried borne and at once Mt down to ' I ha\~< just teen yoar father, made ->! lie, K "i have heard from his own lips ai. si the deep devotion I have iworn to yoa J- relumed. Tht knowledge hai tilled me ,ih nuoh inexpressible joy, that, trailing -t yi.a even more than I do in myself, 1 1 tve ,ivei my word of honor not to preu i y > i -viih yoa toy farther, relying on i- s - -ri(ih of oar purpose, our love, and r .ie to bring yoar parents to eee the i e*. y of uniting two lives that were i d< lor one another, and that reoog i :<d :his ueostsity from the first hoar of i . -ling. I may not call and may not > rtti I will be hungry for news of yoa, J ill try to see yoar aant before start i3e. : a few hours, to beg, daring my ab IB : the favor of an occasional line ! t to tell me how you are faring Haven bless yoa and guide yoa, 1 v ' ve blessed aod guided my own | Ui in lift I" II \>.s lover'i litter, and no mistake ; I it 1 hart obtained psrmlnian to writ* il, hid ' f.,l.y trusted tbe old mart] ait to givs l is ! iter 10 his daughter. Tin. i bo nobly fulfilled bit promise, bow- i "nt much It mutt have tost him, I heard i >: .TV avsning when, al tht station, a i m ' from Diane'i governess conveyed t i nv i n ie.'s edieux, her dslight at reoeiv- i 14 r ' uer, ber resolve to be tlaanah to , announcement lhat, as tht had i < b tn mowed to tee me in the afternoon, '0 . n'used to MS M. de Maaperls . . ' > ihe very simple prooeis of geing i br i... ibe soars of a headache. I on Madame de Chantelis before iri and told her of my interview with i s i. - 1 a is. Sbe approved of it, and I' tin '. now that matlsrs were above- i r ' and bereft of that mystery which 1*1 it, Bhe thoaght, to anpleananl, to lit i.it all sh* ooald abeat Diane : tl ' she added, with a laagb, " yoar I t to encourage Dlaue to disobey i .r , i u appears to ms to be sauewhkt .1 f -r yoa reisrve to yourself the r . n parting that in tbe shape of a vid you Mttled to hav* a regular f communication between yon i . . humble stlf." ," I laid, " tbe medolm it 10 I I and rUvsr that I could not do better t u.. i< v . in yoar handt ths management t n.. ftirs, and I am so mnah in love tftut .t would kill ms to be withoat e<? -- newi of Dlaae, while I am not Is . rtaln that to be withoat any nswi f If direct i* not tht greatest tan a I have ever heard of. Pray r w be i what it hat cost ms to accede to ii.." I! sacrifice." " 1 > ;, pose," said ths oeaateu, "that, *l' -, man in love U nolaooaantablt ; hfi . v.Uy.I wish, on yoar return, you woald 6 . nosd tht way to be in love, for I i ..< 10 matter-of-fact a man in my lilt ' r ] erhapi, you will tsaoh mt, which o. to the tamt thing in the end. U . - ; 6on*oye;s / " later 1 was in ths train boaad f r . -i in route for England. CHAPTER VI Ths busioMS which Bob had (misled th t . . ,.uld IOM no time In Milling wai atf :.-.:> disposed of in a very few in for hearing from him on arrival t*t th iiihoe tht day after Ibe event* s , me last chapter that a vacancy fc .xiily occurred at some place in O I that he bad considered it a w< piece of lack for me, inasmuch a ; volunteered to go to that out of- th. 'u.lry.it might advance mv pro- nw , i . the service, and at any rae in- swr i;ning through a dUagreeabln uefore I wai loo old to bear il i KMiniiy, I thanked him for his Iri. ., . i , moderation, bnt stubbornly r* las-' o lemoved from I'aris, which was Ie > 'riliee, on any consideration- Is** , i>, ihroiiKht any sfforl of mine. B .1 I "nhd, and exclaimed, " Out with H, i I f I.* I What't Ibe attraction ?" W*il and yoa will ws." I s' >v thsn, osmiag ovsr 7 " < Ii might be the other way." If yna mean," Mid Bob, " that I am |piii< to or.)is the Obannel to see yoar latest (miration, you are greatly mistaken. I sh 'U 1 have something to do were I to tra I to and fro each time yoa bad fallen to I we." >- Bnt it is seriou* ibis time," I Mid, with SI a slight accent of pain in my voios inh straok Bub " You do not rnetn II ? " he said ' I do." . . " Bat sorely yo are Bet thinking o marrying F " I am." " A French girl ? M " A French girl." " Well, I never! " 80 it li . and, Bob, when the day comes yoa will be my beat man, will yoa not t " " Best man," Mid Bob, " often meant greatest fool. I am nol tare that I otre to be the latter." " Never mind what yoa are, or will be, o; may be," I Mid ; " he what I want yoa t< be ; and 1 oaa say this much, no man wil have ever had a chance of teeing bis frienc married to to lovely a girl." " I m v< r kaew French girlt wore lovely,' provokisgly remarked Bob." " Be my best man, and yon will be able to jaage for yourself," I Mid. " Bo yea give op China," continued Bob while docketing some silly despatch, anc preparing it for thos Office pigeon 'li, which contain more wisdom anc trash combined than any other officia department in the ooontry. ' rto " " K. r the porpoM of marrying a French gir. ? " Yt" " Bv tbe wty, when ii th* mirriage to tak* place ? " 11 That is not fixed." There it a hitoh. ii there r " " If yoa like to call it so." " Well," laid Bob, somewhat lentent- iously, " a hitch It a hiioh ia England, whatever it may be in France." I was irri'ated and annoyed that he should not have jumped al ths prospect ol beinx my belt man, thinking all the while of ibe enormous favor I was conferring on my friend in asking him to stand at my side when the girl I loved pat her hand into mine, and be would have a right to look upon himself as having contributed to oar joy, oar happiness, our onion. Bob either did not see it in thii light, or was slow to perceive any particular advan- tage in acceding to my wishes. He there- fore lit a cigarette, and, having dons to, turned the conversation by asking me how long I would remain in town. "Let us do a theatre together,'' be Mid. an i dins at ths Ht. JamM' Club, where just at present there is a vsry decent cook." " My dear Bob," I laid, " I want no dinner, I will nol go to tbe play, and I re- juir an answer to my question." " Bat there is a hitch," he laid , " time enooxh when that it arranged to give yoa an aniwer. By-the-woi, what it tht nature of ths hitch T " " I cannot tell yoa." Ssy yon will not tell." I 1 had rather not." ' Does the lady care for some one else T " No." ' Or tome one else care for her ? " ' Everybody mutt care for her who Inows ber." Tbit te*med to me tbe most dexterous manner of avoiding the question. 1 Is it aboat settlements f " 1 N*." "Then I givs II up." laid Bob; "and now : am off to Hyde Park for a whiff of air. This plaoe is stuffy to a degree, and I shall die if I remain here another minute." ' Bob," I taid, " be serioai , promise me what I atk. II will givt me a little com- orl, and I need II." Tbe kind-hearted Bob noted tbe earnest one of my request, and while putting on ii hat rather snappishly replied, "Of oorss I will if you wish it"; and asking me whether I wss not going bis way, with- n waiting for a reply walked out." I followed him and having gone to- ether as far a* Pall Mall ws parted. I felt ai if I had done wonder* towards lie advanoement of my marriage with .*ne. I had secured myself against pro motion, and thtref or" displacement ; and had a belt man ready to give me away n girl who ooald not be mine jail yet, Mcaase of a terrible hitoh, as Bob called it, amely, because she lierself wai being given way sy her father to another man. The d-a, horrible as it wai, tilled me with no onoern whatever. I had such faith in >iaii's love and loyalty, such implicit con- denae ia the strength of our mutual nJorstandsng, that my refusing promo- ion, to at not to be away from where ibe v.l appeared to me only natural ; while, f there wa* a little aelf-iacrifloe in ii, I wai th* b*tt*r pUasud for being permitted o lay il at shrine of my divinity. On the ther hand, I derived immense consolation rom Bob'i acceptance ; and it seemed to me ai il it ware a good omen that I should ave secured so important an element in he marriage ceremony on my fint day way from I'aris which held all I oarsd for n life. Nothing of any oonsrqusnoe occurred for ome day* ; bat when, at Ibe end of the week, I was beginning to wonder whv iadame de Chantali* had not written, I ound three letters at the club, all in differ- nt hand-writings, easily rcooxnUtble, o wever, and all three bearing ths I'aris iost mark. The first I opened wa* tbe one I looked o to give m* most pleaiare. It was from lademoiselle Oaroux "lhat govarneM' io*t," which Dian* had once told ms i*ht occasionally be used. "MoRsiiiB," wrote the faithful noverneis, " I havs hills to say, for mademoiselle ii iot aware that I am writing ; bat knowing er feelings and jours, I cannot bat con- ratnlale yoa on having secured so plucky, itaanoh, and so true an affection. " Nothing in her manner towards her larenli betrayi the least durenpeot, the lightest wish even lo disobey their com- mands. Toward* M. da Maapert she is as eserved as it is passible to be wilboat rounding Ut cont*uiteei , and it mast be llowed that hi* own manner toward! her 1 perfect, Hs attempts no more than marked politeness, and even the cold reoep- lon of bis attentions never indaoei a re- roach. What annoyed DUne more than nything at first li the fact that whila he nost " how diitaitcful to her is ths Doartship he ha* permission to pay her, he never once ha* asked whether sbe indorsM T parent*' content to bis beinf her ixeee. and that thii gave her no opporl- aity of appealing to hi* hoi or not to imraus aa engagement so palpably distaste ful to her , bat the seemt now to hope that be will continue at he Is doing, as toe does not want to owe anything tohis|.enenwity, having, ai the tell* me with her sweet laogh, ' a little plan of mine own.' " Mon Dleu I now I wish msttiri were otherwise than they sr,. I Bat that will oome right, I am convinced. " I mail lay a word about yoar oonver- Milan with th* marquis the day yoa left Paris. II mads a desp impression on th good old man, who never sneaks of yoi otherwise than with kindly expression! o regard ; bat la matqaiss ii not an you ids. bhe does not enter into ths nobl aipirationi which move yoa, because sh cannot comprehend them ; and as to hai daughter, ber sole argument is, ' I do no see why sbe should be treated oiherwiie than others, and I think it very anbecim ing for a girl of ber position to affect the ways and manners of another country than hsr own.' " Diane never answers, and her silence serves the purpose of allowing sad oonver Mtions to drop ; bat after one of these dit iressing moments Diane comes to m] room for consolation, and then, I can assure yoa, we disaasi all yoar faults ant merit* de cctar joie,' and we generally eni by agreeing that your mutual love mu*t be consecrated at last by yoar mutual suflerm and crowned by your mutual reward. Dion* ha* authorized me to write to you occasionally on my own behalf, if I otre to ; but (he has told ms never to send >or a message from herself. He knows all 1 can poitibly My to him,' the says, 'and oar next meMsge mail be to oae another in tbu presence of witnesses. " Have faith, moniiear, hive hope, anc charitably forgive th* ibortooming* of this letter. " MAL>J.EI.XK GABOCI P. 8. Boms lillle gossip has been aboat, that on ths day after her engage men! to M. ds Maapsrt Diane cent yoa iom* ro*es. How ha* il com* to be known T " Tbe next was only a hue from Raymond ds Ohantalit. It ran thus : "Having much to tell and nothing lo write, it ii for yoa to MS whether yoa care w talk to me, or remain awav from yoar Friend, RITKOHD. The third w** an anonymous production It contained only a verse of Cresset " Bt roe* ell* a veea o* qa* vlvsnt Iss roses L'espao* d'un matin." Taken altogether tbe letter* bad pro daoed an uncomfortable and depresin( leeling. I began lo fear that Ihe eilencx hioh the marquis had enjoined on m* and which for Diane's sake I wo* so tnxious to preserve, was aboat to be jroken, and this distressed m*. Then I wondered bow this ooald be. Tbe Chantalise* knew nothing exoepl the sroad foot that we loved, and were nol allowed to love in peace ; bat even il Dian* had told them more than I had iheir family ties woald havs laffiaiently 'mured their discretion. Ths Count ds Maapert had no doubt Men told all by both Diane and her father, a* tbsse two high-minded nature* would iot have born* for a moment the idea ol being disloyal to a friend or foe , bnt surely ths count woald not, nor ooald im trove his position by showing op ths girl is wished to marry. Again tbe argument was good, and even stronger when applied to Diane'* mother. How, then, could tbil matter of the rote* lave been talked about i 1 " I have it I " I exclaimed, all at onoe. The porter* at the Hotel Breteuille must lave spread Ihe report. What a fool I wa* ask for thess flowers, instead of waiting ill they war* lent me My Qod I what lave I don* T " TM, Raymond is right. I shall return 3 Part* withoat delay. The rose shall ve more than Ihe space of a morning, I bought, a* I commented to myself on tbi* well expressed bat sorrowful line of poetry. I left for Paris that svening, having re- lied to both letter*, and born* with me be anonymous quotation. I got to Paris on Sunday morning th* econd Sunday sinoe Dion* had been given M. de Ma a pert by ber parent*, and had iven her heart to me. Though resolved to be trae to my roinies to Ihe marquis, ysl 1 could 01 resist going to the ohuroh I knew iiane usually frequented, on the chance of atoning a glimpM of hw ; bat instead of er dear graceful lit Us person I saw her mother kneeling nee>r th* high altar, with loosienr de Maapert al her side, and 1 eard Ihe banns between Dion* d* Bert* ille proclaimed from the palpit for the second time." They have lost no time, I thoagbt, and ns more Banday must bring mailers lo a risit ; bat my heart lank within mt, and ran oat of tbe ohuroh. Onoe in the street, il struck me that it 'as curious Diana should not accompany icr mother to the parish church; bnt a moment'! reflection mad* ma understand hat in these day* of trial tbe poor girl onlil naturally avoid, if possible, a ohuroh rom the palpit of which word* were iven oat to th* congregation that por- tended so much lo herself and me. Involuntarily, though instinctively, I ireoted my step* to Hi. Thomas d'Aqnin, sar the Hue d* Boo, and arrived in lime to M an angel rite from her prayer* al the igh altar where the had heard ma**, and iked the Almighty Himself to lay upon both bis merciful hands, and bring ai nt of oar trouble, and coma and kneel at )ar Lady's altar to beg her gentle inter Ion in our behalf. To *ee this greosfol little thing kneel, to watch her pretty little hands cover her utiful face, to note th* lilhtsom* figure >ent in humble devotional attitude before ie mother of th* Most Holy, and offer a hild'a simple prtyer, that, provided it were the will of her divine Bon, she, who ever implored in vain, might bring to her lief wonderfully powerful intercession, nd obtain from Him the grace of allowing ii* great misery to pan away ; to behold ill ioexpreesably touching spectacle, and o feel that the child in hsr simplicity, the iri in hsr beauty, and the woman in ber .1m, steady resolve were mine, and min* lone, produced so great an impresilou lat I had to support mytelf again*! the tares! column lest I should faint, so loved wa* I by the some before me, so llrred by the inward feeling it produced, nd so proud In the knowledge of my riumph even in lhat hour of helplessness Bh* moved, and her head being raissd, e. ray of tan through on* of ths lallioed indowa cam* down upon her golden hair, j if answer to her prayer. It lit op that eaatifnl head with all Ihs glory of it* riKhloesi ; and M she mad* a sign to hsr overoMs by ber side thai it was lime to o, I fell thai her prayer had been niwered, together with a craving to neel at Ihe spot where she hid knelt, and *sk what *h* had asked. I hid behind tbe column No lower on earth ooald havs mads m* reveal myself at that moment. It WM not to much tbe promise had made M ths fear of intuiting that beautiful trust which ths girl wa* nvin-iet both in tbe sffioooy of ber appeal* Heaven and in bar reliance that I wouli not do anything her father might hav oaase to reproach me wilb. Whin sh* had left the church, I went tbe ohair ihe had knelt en, and I prayed s I had never prayed kxfore at never ran of 26 ha* deemed it necessary to pray When I left Bt. Thomas d'Aqain, I Mi better, a calmer, and a more coatente man than I had for year*. Of coarse in th* afternoon my first pre occupation w** to see Raymond d Ghanlalis. I found him at the dab ; an a* he wa* not going to the Obantilly races we determined lo have a walk together. After hi* oiuol bantering remark! hex been administered, he caid that on tta Saturday after I left Diane'i father hai teen him, and teemed apparently in grea dudgeon about tome rose* which hi daughter had sent me. " What about that 7 " bad laid Raymond "A great deal, 1 ' had replied the mar quit " Will," had aniwered Raymond, yon cannot allow your daughter to fulfil a promise publicly made to a man >oa di not refuse to meet at dinner at my house yoa cannot tipecl her to look at her promise ba* lightly as yon do. Ths girl has her father's love of truth and hi* notion* o the obligations of politeneu ; and I won der at the father being so blind s* lo hi. own merit* rt fleeted in his daughter." "Capital I " I Mid ; " what did the oli marquis reply T " " H* replied that th* present Imp ri regime had upset every notion of propriety decorum, and rikbl in Franco; that th< old nobility of France wai not a jot belie than Imperialists 0*7, rather wane, fo they were imitator* oaly, whereas the others were originator* of evil manner and notion* ; that all teemed topsyturvy lhat apparently parents could no longer judge what was best for their children, ba lhat children were to adopt a ia mode Anglaut, because, forsooth, it happened to pleas* them thai ycang man went aboa making lev* to young ladies, turning then silly beadt, even before Ihe age at which tbe idea of marriage oould take definite shape." ' That i* somewhat a cool statement," aid, '-considering that before the >onog lady in question had even known th roaog man alluded to, ths falhtr had iroaohed '.o her the marriage question." So I thoaght," Mid Raymond ; " bat i amused ms to let th* old gentlsman have >i* say." ' Well, what else did he My 7 " H* Mid this : that D* Manpsrt was an old college friend, a country neighbor, anc man of irreproachable conduct ; that hi lad known him more or It as intimately al li* life, that be had watched bis social ad vanoement with fraternal pride, and that tiven the world lo chcose from, bs could lad no one for whom h* entertained ninoh regard, so real an esteem, and to great a consideration ; that andsr these oironmstancM he had broached to him the abjeot of a closer alliance between his louse and the count's ; that M. de Maupert lad at tirst objected that he WM too old for so y^nng a person , but on his being alto- {ether pooh-poohed, he bad, like yoa, been truck with tbe wonderful beauty ol (ademoiaell* Diane, and being struck, bad Iruok his bargain with Dian*'* father." I wa* much interfiled in these detail*, or it clearly showed that M. ds Maapsrt t least WM not the principal culprit in his affair ; and that, should matters come a crisis, the result of which would be niuful to him, a* I now fell absolutely certain It woald prove, both Dian* and myself woald find an unexpected ally in he father, whom we both had treated with so much confidence, and whose tardy remorse at being th* originator of our rouble* woald soften into a ready instra men for restoring peace. Oo on," I said to Riymond , " all this J very interesting. 1 " Of ooans it is," h* answered ; "|but I wa* not going lo write all this, M you may magine. I never wast* word* on paper, or sentiments either, for th* matter of lhat." Do go on," I said, impatiently. ' There is not much more to add," he re- died. " What took plaoe aftsrwardi i* letter known to yourself than to any one l*e ; bal the idea that you have blabbed beul the rosee has powerfully moved th* l<i gentleman ; and though his indigna ion i* softening a lillle, yet it was so great bat he hurried mailers a* soon as yoa wsrs gon*, and caused th* banns between ii* daughter and hi* friend to be published 1 onoe." "Have yoa Men Diane 7 and doe* ibe hiuk me capable of boasting publicly of isr kind thought of myself 7 " " Do not pat on that tragic air," h* Mid. Lover* are perfectly Insufferable," added iiymmui. " The most intelligent men wcome absolats fools; either tbtir voice nd manner beoaa.. tragical, or their mirth, in it* exaggeration, steps into the gl >ns of comedy. "No, monsieur 1'ami," imitating my oioe, Diane did nol think yoa capable of Masting of her kind Ihoaght of yoa. Bhe iever thought of yoa al all. She had no onht that yon were a gentleman, and would act a* one ; bnt sh* wai annoyed at r attention* to yoa becoming th* object t public remsrk. How do yoa explain the ironmstanoe ? " " Easily." And I told him of my getting tis rose* from th* porter. "That explains everything," he Mid, and I will let the merqait know." (To be Uouunaed) A I EVBI. HBAD. Tk* Advantage) of Frisian of Mlad IB SMS KsmertjeMy. Daring the late strike on the New York Central Railroad, the militia were ordered to be in readiness in oase of a riot, bat they were net called oat. In an interview, Oov. Hill Mid the troop* were not to be called upon except in otse of an emergency. The emergency had not arisen, therefore they woald cot be ordered oat. He remarked that this wai tbt firut great ttrike with which he had had experi- ence, and be did not propose to lose hi* head ; the only point at which there had then been serious trouble wss at Syracuse. and there a deputy rberiff had lott his hestd and precipitated an encounter. The itrike continued tavertJ weeks, and there wai riotoni action at various points along the read, bat the civil authorities were able to cape with it without oaUiag on the militia. The tell of a man's real ability cornea when an emergency irises which makes hasty call on hit good judgment and dis- cretion. Tbe man who retains hit presence of mind, maintaini hit eqaipoite and exer- cises loand discretion at snob critical janctaret, it to be relied on and will be pas to the front. Men with level headt have the stayinc qualities which do not falter in the faoe of danger. Olil A. Cole, of Kinsman. O , Jon* 10, 1890, writes : " In tbe fall of 1888 I ' feeling very ill. I consulted a doctor he said I bad Bright'! disease cf the kid- neyt and that he woald not etand ia my shoes for the state of Ohio." Bat he did not IOM ooarage or give up ; he says. "I saw the testimonial of Mr. John Colemaa, 100 Gregory St., New Haven, Conn., and I wrote to him. In due time I received on aniwer, itating that tbe testimonial that he> gave was genuine and not overdrawn ue any particular. I look a good many bottles of Warner's Safe Cure ; have not taken any for one year." Gov. Hill is accounted a very successful man ; be is cool and calculating and belona to the class that do not IOM their beads when emergencies arise. The Importance of accent. 11 To be a laooMifal lawyer one mot* know how to manipulate the English lon- Kooge, ' taid a lawyer. " There is no other language that can be twilled around to mean so many things. The use of words is various, the accent of the speaker it) significant. If a lawyer woald be ii tluen- tial before a jury he mast be able to rnastnr all the intricacies of language. I don't mean that be matt be able to me all tbe wordi with profound meaning ; he must be able to take advantage of all the ins ' and oatt ' of tbe common language the lon- gntge we hear on the street and in business every day. ' I sometimes nse an illustration before a jury to show how many constructions may be pat upon a single sentence of oar language. The illustration I ase is a sim- ple one. It is thii : " Are yoa (oing to town to-morrow ? "Are you going to town to-morrow T " Are yoa going to town to-morrow ? " Are yoa going to tow* to-morrow ? " Are yoa going to town to-morrow t " There, yoa see, are six words in a sen- tence arranged alike yet susceptible of five distinct shade! of meaning. In this il is simply a matter of accent. Tbe fact is, our language can be mode to mean almost anything, and the man who hs the best command of it, whether he be an orator or not, has the advantage before a jary any time." Iitdianapoli* Nevi. Functions of the Tongue. Taste it not equally distributed over ths whole surface of the tongue. There are three distinct regions or tracts, each of hioh hat to perform ite own special offio* or faaotion. The tip of the tougae it oon- cirned mainly with pnngent and acid taslee; the middle portion is sensitive obit fly to iweett or bitten, while tbe back or lower portian ooniiaei itself entirely to the flavor! of rich, fatly sabstancei. Thi subdivision of faculties in the tonifoe makee each piece of food undergo three separate examinations, which matt be suooesiivtly pasMd before it is admitted nto toll participation in tht human economy. The first examination gelt rid of unbalances which would be actively and mmediately destructive to the tissues of the mouth and body ; the second ditorimi. latee between poisonoai and cbemioally larmlesi food, and the third merely de- cides the minor question whether the par- ioaler food it likely to prove wholesome or adittestible. The Muse of taste proceeds, n fact, upon tht principle cf gradual ealee- ion and elimination ; it refuses first what s positively destructive, next what ia re- motely deleterious and fiaally what is only undesirable or over luscious. i/uU'< of Health. Meed* W.tohlns. Chicago Inttr-l>ctan: There U a good eal of talk about " Mormoniim being eod," bat it will be jiut as well to watch he corpse for a good long spell yet. Acknowledged The Cora. Yorker'* SlaUt nan : A corn i* something which ii pretty hard to get used to, bnt till it growl on yon- The one hundredth anniversary of ,amertino's birthday will be celebrated with great pomp al Maoon, hi* birlbplaoe n October 18ih. 1'Jih and JOin. Th* x>mpany of the Theatre Franoaii will go o the Bargnndian oily for ths occasion, nd on the evening of the 18th will play Toussainl L'Onvsrture." I'urple and phik are combined this see- on in a variety of wayt, and in curtain . hidet it ii a very attractive combination, short stomovlnc aOlnder Krm ihr Bye. The proper way to get a Hinder oat of tbe ye is to draw tbe upper lid down over the ower, utilizing the lashes of tbe lower as a room, that it may tweep tbe tarfsoe of tbe ormer and thus get rid of the intruder. )r, nently draw the lid away from ins lobe, past a clean camel's hir brush, or old of a soft tilk handkerchief, two or hree limes between them. Thit procedure ill, in nearly all oaies, suffice ; when it oes not, the servioet of a physician are eoetsary. It it a remarkable fact that a ery minute body will give rise to iutenM ain. and even after it has bevn > xiraoted. Se sensation remains for an hoar or more. .tier the iutruder it out, gently bathe tbe dt every fifteen minntet in iosd water till he feeling subsides. Home Journal. Only forty-nine. Jr. " In all my experience," laid the old gentleman boarder at ht peeled a banana, I never knew such a famine in fruita. Yon matt be greatly embarraseed aboat preserves for next winter, Mrs. Cod- nook'-r." " Oh, not at all, answered the landlady cheerily. I have just put op forty-nine lrt of watermelon rind." .Yew far* Tribune. At Union, Iowa, Charles Rever and Mis* Minnie Klagg have just been married. Ov the parlor door of hang toe words : union of hardi, and the Flagg of uoion for " the bride's houte WM A onion of heart* Rver Your husband wears hia hair " YM, the cowardly wretch