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^ / THE LADIES' COLUMN. Eve-Tickline Sights on Eotten Row when the World is Abroad. \ V VOWS AT THE ALTAR. Latest Fashion frolics and Hoowhold Ornaments- (Coiuin Kate's Weekly Badg«t.) GowiM That Act. Tliere ia one thing aboat these PariBian dresses that has never been noticed, even at the North, where the critics are anxious to discover BOtnethiQtj new, and that is the remirkable dramatic quality of the gowns which Worth gets ap. Pat a woman in one of Worth's (owns and place her on the â- t«ge, and she U boand to act. The gowns themselves do the most of the work. They noee, they gesture and they speak. They draw tears from the eyei cf the hi^hflyerg, and caaee the g*llery to cease eating pea- nnta. What greater victo|? could they have? â€" Atlanta Constitution. Before the Marr^e Altar. " Doctor, I feel mise^ble in mind and bodyâ€" what shall I ta^ ?" asked an old bftofaelor patient o' his tbysician. "Take a wife," answ^ed X^i doctor gruffly. '* Hany are tty men whl have profited by '» taking this pr icription/ says the author \ of " How to be Happy .Jthoogh Married " â-  in his new book, " Tie Five Talents of â- Woman," just published by the Scribners. ""Before marriage they w«re worth little, JS* it worth much. Mac never appie- "^^ his inferioriiy to w«man so thor- P"*^'! as when he stands before the altar *° J /â- â-  viesencs of an audienie of friends il? J *â- *''* clergyman make him bus- Mnd. Sitjjat of ten men in inch a posi- *«»" 2f J*?* »a i' »liey were about to be arre/ited toltaxit^r, while nine out of ten women go tWi, ,te ceremony as grace- ftilly as J |t we,» ^ every-day occurrence. And It IS this tim,«^ creature in a drees â- wt that promises lo ^^^^ ^^^ ^^j^ ,„d pUoid ang^ whose orv^ blo-soms sre bis ^^ \^, Whatdelic.ou,^c.8m there is to the thought. And ln»|„,.i„e. when lS?-n.^,^f .'**'^""" °* by care, and whenaattle trouble comes v.'„^.i Ala peace of mind, how la it ti^Q â- > jhe woman whom he promised to pr^^^^t be •otnes his protector. She gees si^hine ttroosh the clouds. She smoothes oS.,^" wrmkled brow of care. She props up\i! bo«3m. B*w hope into his totxl. and he i^oes forth m the mornmg w„h new ;trength a^d nawzealto wrestle with life . s'" '"^ .ponsibUitie.. Woman^'y be*h* '** " ,W.l. but she isn't b-r^w'ara'n':r Z^J go to pieces as soon as a man." * Should a Girl Drew yuicki, .. Between the brink young woman dbwn upon the breakfast table .^*J»Oan oo>t.cl"*tj> dressed in 10 rainu' -eatly and Egd^jc^l^^' -Js after her ^_^ ^^"...JT.jht of a new ^and ibe fcrurely damsel '/ho requires ,15 minutes or yi hour for ti.e same opera- tion, there is • whole i^amut of feminine Tariations. Tb^close observer of these varying types of fair dreesers f.uds each possessed o! interest Tbera is t^:s honest, oandid girl, who confesses that it takes her an hour to assume ifce raiment of th«day and to do full jusiiM to the myateriea of the dr«ssing butean and the bath. She takes her hour and no on« eipects better ttaiugs. There is the Kirl'a opijoaiteâ€" yet counterpartâ€" in the equally tnuhful youn^ woman wh» says she can ma^e ready for l)reakfaet o» the walk in ten nticutes, and who does so in nine oa.-t8 out of t«n. Then eomes the boat of erritic ones. The girl who will be "ready in t mioule," only tg keep up expectancy on be part of the wait. iog one twenty times (ke minute. Tbere la the fair one whose vlice cheerily ria^B oat a statement that shiihas only her bou net to put on, or a;bow to pin, who apparently devotes mortVme to that simple operation than to the vvied operations of appareling. The art of Ntt'ng into one's dauy habilimsnts with i^idity, and yet with neatness, is possessei vy the minority of Kve's d»u,^nters only, v this trait of rapidity in dressing shoul.,^ of honest Mquisition, and throagb hM|idity, for of a surety Eve was not niveu t ijpeDding much time at her toilet, and yet ^W fair descend- ants do not inherit their n ^Ote ancestor's traits. \ . Beauty's Hoi»» '' ••aon. Here is an*- ,u,, ,londo^„^?° ''r"'t in the Clev»' _ ^^^h of the femaleV"'' centre, to^^ld gravitates. A morning"'^ .%tten I'.ow at " beauties' hour," between breakfast and lancheon, when the son shines brightly and society is sauntering up and down the bridle road which extends from Apsley House to Kensington Gardens, '" a s'Sht as well worth seeing before disso- tion as the Bay of Naples. At first the is almost dazzled by the brilliancy of pplexioiiB and the oostnmes. Here, tance, trips along a dream of love- n a fawnoolorml gown, with a pro- of frills of creamy lace, and such eeks! Another beauty of the purest type wears one of the prettiest of of a yellowish tint like honeysuckle, » on either shonlder. Her black, Btookings and low shoes and k gloves contrast delightfully with the costume. These dark " fix- ^extenling to black silk under- 5, I am told, I; dernier cri, or perfection, a bit of Parisian poo One's Own Hair. sure of hkving the hair led is to have some one In Kiigland, in the a di^ariment of hair xooomplished barber, for showering and I'-^'T of laditrs for one 1 I'k good shampoo ' h is a large sum ' After combing raid it loosely ^^V*lt elastic band. J and first wash I oastile soap ; kv^ie water, soap it ward thoroughly 1 a towel. Wipe Jkid and bruab out, beginning at the lower end, when it will not tangle. liCt the hair looae in the â- an and air and it will dry in less than half an hour. A woman's hair should be washed at least monthly if kept fine and healthy. â€" Neic York Evening Sun. Brilliant Coatames From France. Here from the New York Herald is a description of some of the costly costumes worn on the stage of that city this week by Mme. Jane Hading. One gown (an CUirf) is a bridal dress of white satin, covered entirely with duchesse lace and caught up with pearls and orange blossoms. The pearls are as large as the fiowers, and are fastened in garlands. The bodice to tbia dress is ex- tremely decollete, and some beautiful dia- monds are to be worn nitb it. A second gown is of ceverte, or " faded rose," pint silk, and has a short train. The front from the shoulders to the hem of tba gar- ment ia covered with cat beads ot many colors formed into a diamond-sb«ped passe- menterie, and i third is of pearl gray faille silk, trimmed with bands oi Honiton lace, with a girdle and collar ct black moire. Flush and Satlo ThU Seaaon. " Plush," says tlie New lom iun in its foreign budget, ' will be much used this season for teagowns and robet de chambrei, and also for evening reception and dinner dresses. Hore satin also will be seen than osoal." gecrnts of the Family. Use a warm knife in cutting warm bread and the like. A paate ot whiting and benzine will remove spots from marble. A salt ham should be soaked over night in plenty of soft water previoug to boiling. After wsslung a wooden bowl, place where it vill dry equally on all sides, away from the stove. Fruit-stsins on white goods can be re- moved by pouring boiling wat«ir directly from the lettle over the spots. Hive sifup is good for croop or indam- mation o/the lungs. It must be kept in a cool plao, for if it sours it is very poison- oas. If yo< want poached eggs to look par ticalarif nice couk each egg in a muffin ring pl«^ed in the bottom of a saucepan of boUl^g water. A cgaking binge can be cured by the use of a b^ck lead pencil of the softest num- ber, lie point rubbed into all the crevices of thfbinge. Co^s may be made air and water tight by k^ping them for five minute* under mel|d parafiine. They mast be kept with a wire screen, cleaning brass use a thin paste of powder, two tablespoonfuls of vine- gal four tablespoon fuls of alcohol. Rub wii a piece of flannel. Polish with cljmr is. laet should be cooked before it is stale. ioH for two or three hours, then strain through a linen cloth. Uoe fourth of this fat and three-fotuths lard is a good mix- tare for frying doughnuts. Be very particular about disinfecting the kitchen sink. Washing soda, two tablespoonfuls to a gallon of boiliog water, makes an excellent wash to pour hot into the sink at night after you have finished using it. Novelties in Itric-a-lirac. For fancy tables brass and onyx in plain diisigns are the fashion. Flower vases in cut glass of the finest crystal are growing in favor. The latest table lamps are of oxidized silver in antique design and of gold and silver combined. A serviceable band glass, with bron/.e frame of rustic work, ia ornamented with hand-painted field fiowers. A convenient cologne case has three cut- i<lass bottles of varying sizes, with gold stoppers and a lizard-skin case. For dc.'orating Worcester ware, hand- painted floral designs seem to be selected in preference to landscape scenes. Ion candlesticks of majolica ware, r3pre- sentiDg Turkish pipes, folded newspapers and clowns' heads, shells, etc., are much admired. Half Dozen Fashion Notes. This is a siold and silver braid season. The bustl; is not moribund. I: is dead. Jiobelm blue remains a very fashionable oolot. Brick red or Venetian red shades are in favor. â- The sleeves of all wraps are made looser and morettowiDj^. r riuges, which tor some years have been neglected as liimmiuns, have again been taken into fashionable tavor. So savs the New York .S'un, ishioh lurnisbes five more notes, as follows : Wanted- WelWralned Mi»tresses. They tell me that th.j ut.;at want of the age 18 well-trained seivautj, i jhink that well-trained mistresses are wanted. My ^^rience has been that it a servant be served'^V,"'* "^,® mistress »iU be well ctuse she^S"?' '"' *•" '«" J^<raded be. work. LerL' "T ''°° »",' io*' y°«' pathize with her"r.^l7,"u°'' '^*' -'"^ »-""• Jows.-»-am.„', /;;i^,v ' '°^' """^ '^'• The Leading LaU, Bu„uie„ The latest novelty in olooks i, „£ increases tke latter's intensity, and vice vena. Green and violet, especially when light, form a combination preferable to green and bine. Red and blue accord passably, especially if the red incline rather to a scarlet than a crimson. When two cdors accord badly together it is always advantageous to separate them by white. While grey never exactly produces a bad effect in its association with two luminous colors, yet in most casen itg assottments are dull. Red and yellow accord pi«uy well, especially if the red be a purple red, rather than scarlet, and the yellow rather gK^ciijb tiian orange. Yellow and green form an agreeabie combination. The arrangement of yellow and bias is more agreeable than that of the yellow and green, but is less lively. ^ LONDON 8TKKET VIAMD^. One meipu pl^ The Sensible Fn^lish Belief tliat HiMps Beat on a Full Stumacb. As liquor is abundant and good, so is food, cooked and on sale. For a penny the Londcn beggar may buy a bowl of beef or pea soop and a large piece of bread, enough to keep off starvation for a day. The spoon he eats it with and the bowl be eats out of are chained to the table. Nothing is left lying around loose in that style of restau rant. Two kinds of soup constitute the entire billoffare for the penny soup-house. For a halfpenny there is always a hot roasted potato ready on the sidewalk. These potato- roasting ovens are trundled aboot on wheels, and are built to resemble a small locomotive. They are known as " Murphy Busters." Another style of street kitchen deals in kidney and eel pies, smoking hot and two- pence each. The " ham and beef shops " are ready with their cooked wares at neon â€" corned-beef at twopence, for the lowest amount weighed out ; and for a ha'penny each a paper cone filled with freshly -boiled potatoes or tur- nipa. " Winks," a species of salt- water snail, are boiled in quantities and sold on the streets. The fried-fish kitchens about 10 at night are filled with reople, plate in hsmd, waiting for the well- rowned sole from the great frying vats at fourpence the plate, with a generous quan- tity of fried potatoes added for a ha'penny. Sixpence buys the supper for a small family, and twopence more pays for the inevitable pint of porter. The 10 o'clock ^ supper is the Englishman's most enjoyable meal, and twenty odd millions of people over there eat it and do not suffer so much from indigestion as we do. It looks odd at first, though, when you make a call, to see at 14 o'clock the table spread as if for din- ner and the roast beef hot from the oven broQght on.â€" Sew York Star. HAB^H TAILOB8. Tkdr Treatment af Pretty Toune (Gentle- ui«n Devoid of Caab. (" Obaerver " in Toronto Clobt I lear some serious complaints against the ailcrs. It seems that several of the prettiest yoing gentlemen of the commu- nity ictuall.' have been refused credit by paltry, common tailors on (Jueen and Yongegtreeti. What are they tc do ? They oust have new suits. Is not the winteralmos. on us, with balls and parties and opTaa thtt cannot gj on except these pretty /onng centlemen are present .' Is society to sufftr for the contumacy of these wretched tailors ? Are our sweetest voung gentlemm to |c with threadbare garments for the want if a little vulgar cash? Wasn't i; eiioi^a that theee drawing room I lilacs should iksctnd to the indignity of patronizintj » •ilor off King street, where, Vj be sure, thiir credit was exhausted ? Bet that's no (cacern of these miserable nesdle.ahovers »n the second-rate streets. Their business li to clothe the pets and let society go on a^ whirl. The tailors have to live! Uon't »,, know it? But haven't the darings to l»e also and to keep society alive, too , and | the whole socal struc- ture to go down ^ ruin just becaase a lot of pestilent tailoa insult the liaest gentle- men in the lani^ by insisting that they must descend to t\a vulgar practice of pay- ing for their ,w% clothes .' The winter won't wait. The Ailors mast. How could the young gentlemls have money V Hadn't they to take a modfc's holidajs last sum. mer. No, not two* weeks !' A month'. Why, even a tai^r ta^s two weeks' holi- days. Yon coulcn't e»pect the pets to run with the tailor--. Then^jere was ice.':ream Their Names and PaeadoDyum. Joeh Billings â€" Henry W. Shaw. Andrew Jack Dowiiog- Seba li. Smith. Artemus Ward â€" Charles Farrar Browne. BUI Arpâ€" Charles H. Smith. Gath George Alfred Townsend. Fat Contributor â€" A. Miuer Griswold. Hawkeye Man â€" Koberi J. Burdette. Howadjiiâ€" George William Curtis. Ik Marvelâ€" Donald Uritnt Mitchell. James Yellowplasb~Wm M. Tbackerav. John i'aulâ€" Charles U. Webb. John Ph'inix Capt. George H. Derby. Mark Twain â€" Samuel L Clemens. Max Adlerâ€" Charles U Clark. Eli Perkins â€" Melville D Lsndon. Petroleum V. Nasbv -David K. Locke. Bill Nye-WUliamE .Nye. Nym Crinkle - Andrew C. Wheeler. Old Siâ€" Samuel W. Small. Orpheus C. Kerr Robert H. Newell. Pelig Wales- William A. Crorfut. Peter Plymley â€" Sydney Smith. Miles O'Reilly Charles G. Halpin. Peter Parley â€" H. C. Goodrich. Ned Baotline â€" Col. Jadson. Brick I'omeroy â€" M. M. Pomeroy. Josiah Allen's Wife â€" Marietta Holley. Q. K. Philander Doesticks â€" Mortimer Thompson. Mrs. Partington â€" Benj P- Shellabar. Spoopendyke â€" Stanley Huntlev. Uncle Remus â€" Joel Chandler Harris. Uosea Bigelow â€" James Russell Lowell. Fanny Fern- Sarah Payson Willis. Grandfather Licksbingle â€" Robert W. Criawell. M. Quadâ€" Charles B. Lewis. to be supplitd to A colony ol fair admirers, and pii^ioBo organize that you couldn't get on \r^^ you know, hke you could your clothta^^i betting to do on the races and baseball aflkk lacrosse and the other games, and all be settled for in beastly cash, and stdt-cuj presumptuous tailors expect the pretty ones te pay for their clothes ! It's downright stupid, you know. The vulgar tradesmen ought to be proud to make clothes for the fine young gentUmen and ask no (uestions. If this sort of things goes on the beastly practice of paying for things may become oommon, and actually these Sne fellows will have to put into clothes, just simple clothes for wearing, the money that belen<ig to the cluba and opera and balls and parties and the other events that are never com- plete without the pretty young gentlemen. A}« KNGLUH MATU&:9 lOBA. A" Battle of Flewais " Bloke* a Vary Lively Carnival Tixue at Bl.tclcpool. The summer resort town of Blackpool, England, recently bad a novel fete, coiled a " battle of dowers," devised by the Mayc* and carried out under bis superintendence. A mass of flowers weighing eight or Dina. tons, including dabliaa, cbrysanthemuma; marigolds, marguerites, sondowera, asters, glaoioli, ferns, laurel and myrtle, were dis- tributed free among the owners of licensed carriages. Owners of private oarrlagaa were also invited to take part ia the festival, and many did so. There were 150 carnages in the parade when it -itsrted. The hcusea along the principitl streets were decorated with flowers and evergreens, many of the devices being anusnally large and fine. Great crowds came from all the cotmtry round and by special trains from the cities to see the carnival. 1 he Mayor's carr:a,is was first in the line, covered with pink and white asters and fens. His four daaghters, each with a party of friends, occnpied the four follow- ing carriages, and beamed from among perfect bowers of flowers and ferns. All of the carriages were similarly decorated. The drivers all wore white coats and straw hats, which bad been presented to them by the Mayor. Several bands of music accooa- panied the procession. At a given p^.'int the carriages drew ap and the uccap5.:ta began to pelt each other with small bouquets, a large stock of which had teak loaded into each vehicle. All the way back over the route this new war of the rose* continued, and the people along the streets joined in heartily, pelting those in the oar- riages with the blossoms and being pelted in turn. The fan was furious fur two hours, and generally good humored, although some of the gentlecien in the car- riages became indignant at what tbe;^ I thought was undue vigor on the part (X this teiJ h«d to I those along the street. They were merely ♦aghed at, however, and pelted. â€" Sew fork Kome'a Welcome to William. Here is a literal translation of the song that the Italians sang for His Majesty Emperor William on his entrance into Roue : " Hurrah '. Let our trumpets give forth their most joyous blasts, f'>r I' e flight of an eagle strikes the air ! Hurrah 'â-  Let our seven hills repeat the echo of the accla mations ! I BORtrS or MEN. " To thee, O son of the strong, to thee the strong we give the salute of Rome, of Rome resuscitated in her liberty 1 One day our two peoples in battle fought against their true destinies. But our two tlags shine in the sun, brothers, to-day. The Tiber salutes them and the Elbe responds. The hands that an evil hour divided are clasped in joy ! CHOKOrS OF CHILDREN. " We raise toward thee the silvery voice \'>f our concert, toward thee, the friend of '^ w people, the gnest of our King 1 Thy >â- Â»>-> of glory which so brilliantly rise lrotn\>,e horizon, we salute in our songs, a u'.esvti(jer of happy days I To thee. Lord, b(3 \v,g glory and the love of nations. May hiatoii write one day thy name in her book of j-jd. '"U. TOOmUEB. " Let hymne bt»,t forth before him who olaspa the band of Humbert ; Hurrah ! I-et the trompta 8oni,a londlv, while civilization caresses withits rays the colors of the two standards ! Hurrah '. ' It is no wonder that the \onthful Kaiser has a pain in his ear- Sew rurk Sun. S in. TAI.Kl>'L> ')•» MILKS. Temperance Notes. No boy will be admitted to the Cham- bersburg (Pa.) Academy who usee tobacco in any form, on the ground that tobacco produces baneful effects on the minds and health of the students. The W. C. T. I", of Calcutta has had printed and ia circulating two leatlets writ- ten by Mrs. Leavitt. Two successful public meetings have been held, and signatures to the pledge and the World's Petition are being secured. According to the statement of the ex- Mayor of St. Louis, the revenae from saloons was over $'2,000 less than the ex- penses with which they taxed the city. This .-xclusive of the poverty resulting to homes and individuals. A Bill appropriating SSO.OOO for « home for Mormon Wi.meii has passed the United States Senate. This work has been ac- complished through the etforts of Mrs. Angle F. Newman, National W. C. T. U. Snperintendenl for work among Mormon women. The fourth week of Novembe: .o Mt apart by the Right Worthy Grand Inidge of Good Templars as Missionary V.'eek throughout the Order. Each lodge is urged to hold an open meeting and to do all in its power to advance the interests of tLe organization. Miss J. Armenia Aokerma::. of Califor- nia, who has recently been in Alaska on an organizing trip for the National W.C.T. L' . has remarkable powers of indurance. During the past year she lias been able to work without a week's rest, and on one trip spoke 97 oousr-cutive nights. As an outgrowth of the W. C.T.I '. lately formed in Paris, France, a Loyal Temper- ance Legion has been organized among the children of the orphanage connected with Miss De Broen's Mission. The temperance work is spreading fast among the poor. At a late meeting of the union thirty nine signed the pledge. It is stated on the anthority of the Kns- sian physician and publicist, Portagalotf. that strychnine in subcutaneous injections is an immediate and infallible remedy for drunkenness. The craving for drink is said to be changed to positive aversion, and after a treatment of eight or ten days the patient may be discharged. The estab- lishment of inebriate dispensaries iu con- nection with police stations is recommended by Dr. Portugaloff. Succe«sful Test of Teleptiuoiuf; ' ..^^..^vl'. fialo to Boftton aud >*ew York. The Buffalo Eieruuj .Ve ,.i reports that the new loog.diatance telephone, which ia soon to be pat in operation there, ^h» tested by the ofiicers and directors of the Bell Telephone Company on the 14th ioat. the connections had been put in at 5 p.m., and communication was at once opened between Boston, SpringSeld. New York, Troy and Buffalo. The wires worked well, and conversations between the most dis- tant points could be as easily carried on as if both parties were within a block or ^wo of each other in the city. The line belooga to the A'nerican Telephone v: Telegraph Company, of New York, and is 300 ntilea in length, going tbroo^h Troy down to Nstf York, tfaence to Boston via Springfield, Mass. The test shows that the problem ol long-distance telephoning has been solved, and all interested were congraiuiated on its success. In this connection the Ti:it» learns that tSia Bell Telephone Company uf Canada is sow budding a line ot the same character be- tween 'Poronto, Haniilton. Brantford, In- gersoll, Woodstock and London, a.'id pro- pose to give those Df its suoscribers who have a large business between any of theea two pcints, a perfect means i f communica- tion, free from all di^^turbin^; sounds oa other lines. The instrameDt^ used in thifl system are more powerful than those in ordinary use, and each conversation re- . (aires the use of tw7 complete copper wires for the whole length of the line. TbeaS instruments, and th>i method of securing the above wonderful result, are of coarM patented by the Bell Company. It would only be necessary ti build a line of the same sort from Bamiltun to Buffalo to enable Toronto and London to be put oa direct with New York and Boston, and \b» company would of ciurse 'jadertake this it suOicint business for such ii. line could b4 relied on. French marble is also made'into Wn?,-',! nob designs. Gold finish adds to ,h • ornamental properties. "" \ fancy wall-pocket in majolica is v folded handkerchief to imitate a cornucopia Other designs of the same material have been appropriated for holding flowers. At the new play at the Paris Gymnase the leading lady wears a dress in which the "touruure," " strapotin" or"nuage,"a3 they call it. the bustle in our tongue, is ab- solutely lacking. Noah's srk seems to have been drawn upon to supply eccentrio designs in paper, weights. ^ he latest importation of bronze ware includes designs of every animal liaown to creation. A very eccentric receptacle for flowers on the breakfast table is an imitation napkin of majolica carelessly bunched together in the form of a lunch-basket. From between the folds peep the head and tail of a turkey. tk i , - .. ., â€" Je\celUr»' Weekly. i. ® '"?* plaster centrepiece fall m the Color, v'h.t n. 1 *''** ^°" Methodist Church. Kiu>;3ton, Red and vZt I „ â- '"»»"•"• „ during the service on Sunday evening. In n!.nt« ^ n ' "'?"* '*''"• ''» descent it smashed the circular reflector Orange and yellow accord mcomparably over the chandelier, and the whole ma.s better than red and orange fell amongst the worshippers. The larp.^t Black never ptoduoea a bad effect when fragment broke the back of a pew, »,«, fi,!!!^!^^ J "^° '"""""""f ^lo"- singular to relate onlv one gentleman was Green aad blue produce an indifferent | slightly cut on the heid bv a piece of the effect, but better when the colors are deep, reflector. There was considerable alarm Blue, when placed by the tide of orange, ' tor aome time among the congregation. > â- ^ '•â- â- '.;f*fi " Ke«p It Tae Yernel.' Jock." Tn a school in Aberdeenshire ono day a dnil boy was making his way to the master for the third time with an arithmetical question. The teacher » little annoyed exclaimed: " Come, come, John, what's the matter now ^" " I oanca get ma question richt," replied tbebov. "What's wrong with it this time? " '• I've gotteu aucbteenpence ower- mnckle." " Never min," said a smart boy in a loud whisper, with a sly glance at the master; " keep it tae yersel,' Jock." Making Marriage a Couinion Atl-tii. .-V gentleman who had had the misfortune to lose three wives within a few years showed his continued confidence in the fair se.\ by taking onto himself the toarth. At the wedding some one having asked bis l.> ytar-old daughter who had performed the ceremony she innocently replied : "Oh, Dr. Moore. I guess ; be generally marries papa."â€" Hur^«r'» Bazar. ♦ â-  The man who sang : " The dearest eo^ on earth to nne is home " must have h.>» a very extravagant family. John Wanamaker, the great VhiMde'pb'a merchant, ia said to ba the m*^ heavily insured man in the country, ihe pvl".o;e8 which he carries on his life aggregate mora tha.n Jl.OOO.OOO. Mikado of Japan is aaid to lock'jpon It wtiln it's red abont aa often as any ru'.er on tha^Uiug balL Told by the Teetb. The shape and placing f the teeth are not without significance in the charactas given by the mouth. Wh»n the upper gam shows above the teeth dir'.-ctly the lips aaa opened it is a sign of cold and phlegmalis nature. Short, small teeib are held by tlA physiognomists to dbuou weakness and short life, while rathsr loag teeth, if evenly set in the head denot* l<.>:iglife. The ir.ottt the teeth, in point, s:4e, shape and arrange- ment, approach to tboee of the carnivor) ous animals, the more \ialentare the ani- mal instincts in t):ie person ; while tb^ more human teeth in shape and positioa approach to thoe of the graminivorous ani- mals the more placid i-i tlo charaev. White, medium sized, aLd evenly set t>etb, which are seen as soor as the mr-^th is open, but which are entirely expos--" â€" •-** is, do not at any time show the i-jm»--»r9 a sign of good and honest nawres. t ro- jecting teeth show rapaoit.' small, re- treating teeth, which are rartiy seen unlea* in laughter, show weakness a=<i want ol physical and moral coor«ge. The lowet teeth projecting and olc.-^ing over the uypat range are indicative of * harsh nature. The Laws ef H<""«<tltj' Illustrated. Grigson (whohs- "â- 'PPedup his fr.end. Prof. Grampeop^' <^*â„¢P8tool jUbt as th# latter was sit -^S down on i<iâ€" " Hil Don't : It's P (Jood cutting up rongh yoa knowâ€" I inhf''**^ » tendency to practical joking, and *"' ''^'P »»â€" yoa said io your- self I" ,, . Gramr-"*""" ^'^'te so, my dear fellow; you're r» *° '''*â„¢*^' * '''' ' ^"^* I'^« '°« heritei*' tendency to kick practical jokers, jn3 j,a't help it either." (Kicks him.)â€" Pun." _ , ^ftcr the great tire ia Chicago, a firm oa Mniaoii street bulletined their removal (,y (leans ot a signboard erected like • „aUe board over tbe remains of their old p,tabliahment : Moore .v Goe, House and Sign Painters., Removed to 111 Dpeplaines Court. Capital. JOOO. 000.30." Magistrate (to baseball umpire, charged with being druuk and disorderly) â€" It is simply ootrageous, yotiDg man, tbe condi- tion in which you are brongbt before mo. You are a disgrace to the great national game. Vmpireâ€" Wh-a-»t ! That'll o-h-oat yoa twenty-live (hic| dollars, judge. No back t-talk ihic) t'to me, or I'll fine yon tint limit. / « 5 \ t il A i??