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â- Nv â- ^, p^ \ I â- iy-Ki f i THE BAI.tb02T BUBST. Bow the Mom Bzp*ri»nce<l iSreiUiBt In tha World Met UU Oe»tli. The coroaer'a inquiry into the destfa a few days a^o ia Eisez, Eoglazid, of the famoaa sronaac Simmona has broagbt oat â-  singalar featare o( the aocidect by which he lost his life and bis two companiona were daoKerousIy iajared, and indicates a new danger ia ballooning. The evidence â- hovra that the accident, which followed an attempt to laad, duriag which the anchor was caagbt in a toll, was caased by the bargtinx of (he balloon. The aUk was an- asaally large and correspondingly heavy, bat it was not ripped with one large rent, aa woald have been the case had it caaght on a tree, bat waa foand torn into several distinct pieces. Besides this, the barstiag was accompanied by a load report, whi^b was heard not only by those near by who were watching the balloon, bat by per- sona a considerable distance away, who knew nothing of the balloon antil after- ward. Mr. Simosons was an srooaat of thirty years' experieaoa and thia was his 493 (h ascension. When he landed from bis last Erevious ascent a few days before an old kdy said to him, " Yoa men cannot have mach care for yoar lives," and he replied : " I have made 494 as::enla and I don't feel very much fear now." The balloon was the Cosmo, one of the largest ever made, holding 62.000 feet of -gaa and capable of carrying 2.400 poanda. The basket waa of iron wire network, instead of wicker. He carried a thirty - I)oand grapnel and ninety-one feet of rope â€" too light an anchor and too short a rope, 4K>me experts say. Be went np aboat the middle of the afternoon with W. L. Field 'and Mr. Meyers, the latter of the Soath Kensington Natural History Maseam, both of whom had made previoas voyages. It waa intended to cross the channel to France, bat, darkness coming on, the party decided to descend for tha night. The ooantry was somewhat wooded, and two or three attempts were made to land, bat each time ballast had to be thrown oat and the ballooa sent up again. A field that seemed fairly clear was at last chosen and the grapnel let oat. It dragged throagh a field of wheat and then caaght in a large tree. In an instant the hage balloon palled ap short, •wang to the groaod, ind began to bamp up and down, straining at the end of its tether. Simmons palled desperately on the valve rope and shoated to Field ta help him. Meyers held a bag of ballast awaiting •n order to throw it oat. Three times in scarcely more than as many secoads the great ballooa boonded ap and down, strag- gling frantically like some immense wild beast at the end of a long rope. Each time it sprung sixty feet ia the air. As it rose the third time to that height there came a sudden report, the silk collapsed, and the car with the three men in it fell to the ground. Men from the fields running ap foond it battered into a shapeless wreck and it! three late inmates anconscious. Simmons' skall was fractured and he had suffered other iujaries. He died in three hoara without retjaiuiiigconcioasncss. Mr. Field ha>l a simple tractare of the right thigh and a compound fractare of the left leg, besides innumerable bruises. Mr. Meyers had internal injuries, and was covered with bruises and cuts- .^ronantaoan give uo satisfactory ex- planation of the bursting of the balloon. It was undoubtedly caused by the audden stoppage, but why the strain of a quantity of gas should become excessive on that ac- ooant has not been explained. It is said that there is one aimilar case on record. â€" Hew York Sun. TBB I.ATBST rABKIONS. How the Ladlea of Mew York are I>reutaB this Seaaam â€" Tbe Latest Way of Arrans- ing the Hmlr. A New Tork correspondent writea : The bastle must go I Can yon imagine anything 90 delightful aa to be able to ail on a chair away back in comfort, instead of reating one's self by sitting on the edge of 'he chair and bracing yoar shoulders against the back, caasing backache, neckache and headache ? Many of oar beat dresaad ladiea are discarding the bastle altogether. The effect in some cases is startling, and one ia apt to remember one's school days, when our brothers compared as to a yard of pump water, and called us gawky. However, it ia the fashion and quite the correct thing. I met a young lady on Broadway richly attirea in a suit of sage green, plain underskirt of lighter shade, a directoire coat of the darker, long straight coat tails in the back, cut away in the front, a vest of heavy broche, white ground and pale damask roses, doable-breasted ; a long boa of cream lace waa carelessly tied about the throat ; li large hat of birds' breasts, wings and eagle's claw holding the rim againat the crown, over a face, young and dashing, with a " I know I've left my bustle at home " kind of a look. She tripped along and many were the admiring eyes turned in her direction, although I heard a dude on the corner remark that " that girl waa aa dat aa a pancake." A NEW WAY Of DOUiO THE UAIB aiace the bustle ia beiug discarded ia a ia coifure Jotephine. Hair of mediam length ia now easily dreased ; gather the hair up on the crown of tha head, tie it firmly, carl the ends and pin all around the head closely, not quite to nape of neck ; the bang mast be pointed and narrow. It is very tediona to dress the hair in this style, bat etTsotive. Many ladies wear false curls pinned closely about their heads instead of curling tlisir own hair ; bands of ateel, pearl beads or jet are worn with the coiffure. A new fad is the long cane, with ailver and gold head, carried with the directoire costume and trimmed, like the little pugs waddling by the side of their mistress, with a bow of ribbon to match costume. New hosiery ia displayed for the coming season in gorgeoaa colors. Wide stripea of delicate deah tinta and deep crimson aie seen ; in others checked effects are given in contrasting colors. The hosiery this aeaaon is anything but modeat in colors, and the neat black hose will soon be a thing of the past. Sauntering np 5th avenue, I met a Montrealer, who came to thia city not long since for the benefit of nis friendsâ€" a lawyer, fair, with the air somewhat of a Sherbrooke street bank clerk ; but, alaa ! the velvet coat had disappeared, and he was attired in the latest New York cot. The downy moustache was trimly carlei and bis legal highness stood gracefully poised against one of the pillars of the otb Avenue Hotel, rolling his eves and making frantic elTorta to dissolve the head of his cane. Old Couutrj Sports. On the 13ih uU. Mr. Alfred Nixon, otthe Catford Cycling Clab, London, started from Edinburgh at 12 noon to attempt to ride to London on a " Safety " bioyole in 43 hourd. He accomplithed the journey in two days eight hours. The Comtesse de Paris has earned im- mortal fame at Strathiay, as the gillies and keepers declare that she is one of the finest shots ever seen on the " country- side." An interesting book might be written about the laws relatiogto games and sports. They begin in the time of Richard II., when servants and laborers were enjoined to use bows and arrows on Sundays and holidays, and to leave all tennis, football, and other games called " coits, dice, cast- ing of the stone, kails and otli^r such importune games." If anyone playedsuch " unthrifty " games they were made liable to six days' iuiprisonment under Henry IV. Strange to say, " unlawful " games were allowed on Christmas Day. Here are the names of some of the unlawtol games : Logettiog in the fields, slide-thrift (other- wise called shove groat), bowling, coyting, closh-oayls, half-bowl, tennis, dicing table, cardiug,'hand in and hand oat, and queck- board. At the championship angling competi- tion on Loch Leven, Scotland, on the llth alt., thirty-two clubs were represented and the takes wore generally good. Tha position of champion was gained by Mr. Malcolm, Stirling, whose basket contained 17 trout, weighing IS lb. 5 oz. _ • Kvanescent. Wife (tearfully )-0b, dear, dear, I've lost that SIO bill you save mo. Husbandâ€" Are you bure ? I saw you have it iu the dining room and in the parlor also. Wifeâ€" When did you see it last ? Husbandâ€" I never saw it last, my dear. A 310 bill ia one of the things that doesn't last ver> long iu this house. A Sure Cure. Citizenâ€" What are you doing with that jnan? Policeman â€" I've just arrested him. Citizenâ€" Bat he's as deaf as a post. rolioemanâ€" Hell got his hearing before the magistrate. ^ Grandpaâ€" Well, Fred, you're an uncle now ; vou ought to be real proud over it. JLiittle'Fredâ€" No, I onghtu't to. I aiu't no unolei Grandpa-Why not? Little Fredâ€" 'Cause I'm an aant. The new baby's a girl. Kino Ja-J.i, of West Africa, is 5'2 years of age, and baa only '200 wives. Bat for only one of his better halves, if such an expres- sion can be allowed mathematioally, has he any affection. She is the mother of his sons "Saturday" and "Sunday." *' Saturday " ia now at school in England. Bic Uoodla la BaU. A rej{ular betting cyclone has swept over thf country. North, East, South and West immense sumj are staked on the elections. If Mark Twin took hia jumping frog to tha Hoffman House he coold get rich in an hour. Meanwhile they are betting on a Jump- ing Cat that will take a leap in November. Ilundruds, thousanda, tens of thousands put ap every night on the Presidential re- sult. Old acagers say that such a gambling mania has never been heard of before. More money will change hands on elec- tiona thia year than on the turf. And the strikes will swell immediately when beta are ripe on the battle for Mayor. From the way citi^na toaa big wads of money aboat you'd think the whole town was populated with plumbers. Bets of $10,000 in cold cash are chronic, and before the next week we'll S9e this doubled and trebled. Billy Edwards, Captain Conner and Jim Peacock, who hold the atakea, look like Safety Deposit vaults. There's no tariff on betting, excepting the loss of your vote if challenged ; but no- body scares at that. Whichever way the gift-edged cat jumps next month, plenty of doleful citizens will wear crape for the next year.â€" .Veic York I'eUyram. A Word With tha Buslnasa Han. If yoa want to be healthy you must eat regularly, aa meat to-day will not serve you for to-morrow. To be well and hearty eat at every meal time â€" to be prosperous in business advertise regularly. Stop the one and you starve and die. Stop the other and your business takes consamption and dies also. Spasmodic advertising is like having a " feast and a famine "â€"more famine than feast aa a ruleâ€" and is never satisfactory. To take out your card in dull times is like killing your horse because he is a little lame. It ia iu dull times the most advertising should be done and it is in dull times that advertising is the moat effective, as more notice ia taken of printers' ink then than at any other xime.â€" Clothier and Fumither. " Let V* Both Ba Thankful :" A commercial traveller, who occupied the same compartment with a clergyman, asked him if he had ever heard that in Paris as often as a prieat was banged a donkey was banged at the same time. The victim of the joke replied in hia blandest manner : " Well, then, let us both be thankfal that we are not in Paris." Contradictory. That waa a contradictory sort of an effusion written by a discharged clerk to hia former employers : Koe A Doe. GiSTLEMEK : Yoa Respectfully yours, â€" Uarper't Bazar. Sept. 1, 1888. no gentlemen. John Smith. IITDIAirA-S PTLPIT PKODIOT. Pascal Porter, la Bonndaboat aad Knaa Braachaa, Praachloc In Cincinnati. The little church oppoaita Lincoln Park has had a sensation for the past week in the shape of a 12-year'Old boy preacher. Hia name ia Paacal Porter. Hia parents are plain farmers. His mother ditHi eight months ago, and hia father, an ordinary man, with no great amount of either sanctity or learning, but a plain, everyday man, travela with the gifted son. He sat in the t^U palpit behind the big Bible and crossed his hands and peered at the aadienca with the compoanre of a veteran. One of the silver-haired men introduced Mr. Johnson, over 6U, to make a prayer ; then hymns were sung, and the boy stepped forth with the assurance of a lawyer and the elegant compoaare of a aociety gentleman. The audience waa com- poaed for the moat part of married women, who always love bright children and old men. 'The boy preacher wore a roundabout, a little white collar about hia neck, knee-breeches and buttoned shoea. The idea of his preaching to silver-haired old msn recalled the atory of the 13-year- old Christ who entered the temple, but the old men went up and shook him warmly by the hand. And the lad greeted them with respect, yet not childishness. When the hymns had been sung and the organ ceased expectation was on tiptoe. Tbe audience wad hushed, and placing one hand on the pulpit the boy preacher announced aa a text, " Lay Hold on Life." He had found the lines somewhere in tbe Bible. He noted tbe difference between the old and revised versions, then spoke of a life of pleasure, quoted a verae from Tennyson, talked about the radiant effulgence of a. gay company. Then he contrasted the pleasures of sin with the pure joy of the Christian, but he didn't detail much of the pleasures of sin, so called, nor did it appear that the innocent boy knew very much about them. He declared tbe joy of the Christian waa the child of hope. Theii he drew a sort of picture, aa ha called it, of Christian life. 'Ihen he concluded with : " My prayer to God is that you bhall all receive eternal life where there shall be no more parting," and the kid sat down behind the tall pulpit. He preaches next Sunday evening. He is a prodigy of memory. 'That he knows what he is talking about ia questionable. His composure before an audience is remark- able. He baa addressed 3,000. He does not hesitate for a word, and when he does it ia the heaitatiou of a pe.-sou who has learned bid leason well. He has been preaching 2^ years, and waa born at Volga, near Jefferson, on November 6tb, 1^76. Prod:gies among children are not uncom- mon. Dr. Watts wrote hymns when h« waa 4 years old. Pope, the poet, rhymed aa a child, and Dryden, when a boy at school, won a prize for the best essay on the miracle of Christ at Caua by simply writing; Tbe mo.^eit water saw its Qod ani] bInshuJ. which was the great poet'a way of expresa- ing that tha Saviour turned the water into wine. The father of this child says that his boy began preaching at Sunday School â€" got right up and talked on. At any rate the child is a cariosity. â€" Ciruinnatt Knquirer. m^ • Freah froui Vanity Fair. Cashmere colors oombined with black silk make an altogether novel combination and will be stylish the coming seascn. White costumes for the bouse are more and more popular, and are worn at all hours. The matinee gown is sometimes of while surah, although chudder cloth ia pre- ferred by those of moderate purse. Black armuro ia combined with oriental silk, which includes all the rich, brilliant colors in a chaotic weaving. The petticoat is of the oriental silk, alao the vest and trimming, which baa the same coloring and is used aa a finish to black silk costumes. Metal trimmiogs are lavished on morn- ing toilets for bouse wear this season. Casbmerea and soft woolens of any sort are trimmed in thesa fashionable passementer- ies. All soft demi-shades are worn for morning gowns in preference to the very delicate celors. Copper, old rose, gobelin blue and reseda are fashionable colors. One of the new fabrics particularly appro- priate for a tea gown ia the double faced aurah woven in two colora. Tha arrange- ment in a French model shows both sides of the silk in different parts of the costume. That it is a self trimmed garment, saving tbe long lace fishu which is worn with it. Peach blow ia a beautiful shaded yellow pink, which makes an ex juisite tea gown, worn with a creamy lacs boa which falls from the neck to the feet. 8HK LOTKS A BUKGLAB. Why Pretty NaUla Callaiiaa Carsad Bar Bother in Court. In the month of July the dwellinga of Ge<jrge E. Porter, No. 812 Fifth avenue ; Henry Dreyfuas, No. 60 West 52ad street ; WUliam F. BidaU, No. 138 East 37th street ; George E. Holt, No. 24 East 33th street, and Mr. Brady, No. 142 East 38ih street, were robbed of over $10,000 worth of diamonds and jewellery. Detective-Sergeants Vallely, Evanhoe and Murray, on August 3rd, arreated the burglars and found a portion of tha stolen gootia. The prisoners gave their names aa John Donohue and 'Thomaa Whittake". Yesterday the burglars pleaded guilty to tha five indictments of burglary before Recorder Smyth, and were remanded until thia afternoon for sentence. Since Dono- hue'a imprisonment in the Tombs he has been fre<jaently visited by Nellie Callahan, a pretty brunette of 17 years, whom he had induced to rua away from home a few days previoas to bis arrest. On September 14tb, Mrs. Annie Callahan, No. 340 West 17th street, the girl's mother, secured a warrant for her daughter's arrest. It appears that the prisoners made oae of Nellie by having her pawn the jewellery and sapply them with money. A week ago Nellie called npon her mother. She was bedecked with jewels and defied her mother to interfere with her. Before Mrs. Callahan could summon an officer Nellie walked away. She waa fol- lowed from the Tombs to the residence of Donohue's mother, where she waa intro- duced aa the burglar's sister. She waa arreated. Un searching her the detectives found in the bosom of her dress a letter from Donohue to her. in which he vowed eternal tow, and wrote that he was glad to see that she would not forget him, although he was in prison. She was taken to Jeffer- son Market Court and Mrs. Callahan ap- peared against her. Nellie was defiant and said they could send her to prison, but she would never willingly go to the House of the Good Shepherd. Bh» cursed her mother and tried to strike her. She waa sent to the House of the Good Shepherd.â€" iV. i'. Hail. Skid more â€" There goea one of the moat remarkable men of the present day. Haw- kinsâ€"Indeed ? What has he done 7 Ski '.more Began keeping a diary January Ist :«nd didn't stop until last week. - Many a proud man who holds hia head ereot in tho street bangs it in the horse oar n hen there he sees a lady clinging to the e'.rap. â€"No man was ever scolded oat of his sins. GUABDIXG HIS DKAD MA8TXB. Bancsd Himself and the Oob Had to hm Shot Before the Body W»a Bamovad. The police had a savage fight this after- noon with a dog that stood guard over his dead master's body, and would not yield antil fourteen bullets had been lodged in hia body. Then thu fnithful animal fell dead beside the remains which be had guarded so well. The man, John Gyna- . had committed suicide by hanging. Eo was a well-to-do bachelor, who lived alone at South Salem Point. His only companioa was a big Newfoundland dog. Whan Gynan's body waa discovered the dog waa lying beneath, and the shoes showed whera the dumb companion had tried to reviva his master. While the policemea were 'suiting the dead man down the dog stood by with his eyes riveted on his master's face, but the moment they tried to remove the body he became ferocious. Ha bit both men until they were glad to beat a retreat. Then be caressed the dead man's face, whining piteously the while. The police tried to coax him away, but he showed hia teeth ev ry time they approached, and hie savage growl warned them to keep their distance. The blockade continued for over an hour. Then one policeman fired two shots at the faithful brute. Then tbe doe plunged down the stairs to the dosr and again blocked the way, snapping at all who approached. Ha became so rabid that it became absolutely necessary to kill him. Fourteen bullekC were fired at close ranKs before he fell dead. Then tbe dead body of the master was carried over the inani- mate form of the pet dog. â€" SaUm (ilaa.) Carr. New York .Sun. Oua of Jlui'a Jukca. It would take a volume to record tha many " good things " which ih:) lata James | Fahey used to deliver spontaneously among \ hia friends and newspaper associates â€" bright sayings and keen witticisms that would have added lustre to thi humorons literature of the day had they but found | their way into print, but which have perished with him, poor fellow ! I ramem- I ber one funny story that went the rounds of " the boys " at the time, and made every crowd roar to whom it was recountea. Jim, who was editing tbe £.'t'ffiinp Canadian, was invited to a small affair at the Hcsttn, but failed to attend. Some of the fallows next day were telling him what a good time he bad miaaed. " I'm sorry, of oourae," said tbe genial Irishaian, "bat tbe fact is, boys, I Rally diln't have black clothes to go in. The only garment I coald have donned, ia con- tradistiuction to my unstudied everyday attire, was an old uister; and, as I didn't care to dreaa up in that uUt«r and make all tbe guests who aidn't happen to have on ulsters feel jealous and bad, why. I ambled home and took to my bed. It is quite true I might have announced m\sejf aa the Man from I'lster, but it wooJd have occasioned me too conspicuous and painful notoriety. My native instinct, you know, ia to be bumble and get in my two columns of stuff a day without any libel auita." T. â€" Grip. ♦ A (Juaar Cat Story. A correspondent of tha Forrtt and Stream tells a story about a favorite cat that spends a good deal of her time in a cosy old arm- ! chair. Her owner last May put four hen ' L'gga into the chair by way of seeing what posa would do with them iu order to make | her bed more comfortable. Strange as it i may appear, puss took kindly to tbe eggs i and in due time hatched four fine chickens. [ For weeks after the chickens were hatched ' she licked thsm all over every day with her jjead.' The Testimony Of hundireds of druggists bear witneas to the efficacy of Poison's Nerviline aa tha most potent pain remedy in the world 'or all kinds of pains. Nerviline ia composed of newly discovered ingredients, and is equally good for internal or external use. Purchase a 10 cent sample bottle, and teat it at once. T. R. Melville, Freecott, writea : " My customers who have osed Nerviline speak highly of it, and I am aatisfied it will take a leading place in the market before long." Try Poison's Nerviline for paiaa. Sold by druggists and country dealers everywhere. Auielte Klves Parodied. .V parody on " Tha (Juick or the Dead," entitled " The Rock or the Rye," has been published in Mobile. Here ia a sample of it: "There was a yawping wind a-bowl that night, with no mist to moisten it ; yet it cringed and whimpered, snored, and was hushed incessantly, aa thongh wet to its skin with a blizzard. Agamema was deucedly cut up by her beauless walk from the grocery, and from finding thereat no letter from Rye ; for she had expected him to write, remittingly. In the jim-jam lightning she Haw her own profile clear cut athward the suave and complacent sky, like acids on litmus paper ; and the dry, whitey- mauve sand swirled clutchingly about her massive feet in that wetleas wind. And after what thuuderoua fashion those feet pounded warmbathward.â€" .V. 1'. Triburu. .0, _ â€" . Origin of a Fashion. A oharming Freooh duchess, so the story goes, had given her promise to attend some festive oeremouy at the I'rouville casino. Being behind time, ahe put her gloves on while driving, and never discovered till ahe stood in the full blaza of the caaino drawing room that with her black and white silk coatume she had put on one white and one black glove. It appears that her maid had laid out two pairs of gloves for her to choose from, and that the duchess iu her hurry had taken one of each pair. 1 h ! mischief, however, could not be undone, and the odd result was that kfi tbe next fashionable assembly aU the ladies at Troaville wore gloves of different colors. ^ Bade That Himself. "Where did young Browne get hia money, papa?" ' From his uncle, old Sam Brown. He inherited everything he baa in this world, except the final ' o' to hia name." SolBclent Evldenca. Young wife (glocmily) â€" Do yoa suppoae our haabanda really went fishing la^t Sat- urday â- ? Second yooag wife (confidently) â€" I aas sure of it. First young wife â€" They didn't brin^ home any fish. Second young wife â€" That's my principal reason for believing they went fishing. An OfTenalve Br«ath is most distressing, not only to tbe persoa ai?!ict«d if be have any pride, but to tboaa witb whom he comes in contact. It ia a delicate matter to speak of, bat it has parted not only friend but lovers. Bad breath and catarrh are inaeparable. Dr. •Sage's Catarrh Remedy cares tbe worst cases aa thoacands can testify. A Lawyer Pupa tha Question. Widow â€" Bat, my dear air, what a gigan- tic bill of coals yoa have made for this abort deed of conveyance. Attorney- 1 merely wished to prove to you, madam, what a lucrative profession mine is, and what aa ex^nlleat match X should make for yoa. " Tls Iwttir not to bo, than 'uu anhappy.* and no one can be bappy whose system is deranged by pi.'isoaoas secretions. Nearly all ills that fiesb is heir to arise from lorptd liver and derangement of the digestive organs. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgatiye Pellets correct irregularities of the liver, prevent consiipatiou and promote good health. Buy them off your druggists. Visitor Phirkin? Father- Took Him at Bis Word. â€" Does yoar daughter play. Sir. â€"Certainly she does, Mr. Young- tongae, caressed and fondled witb them aa much as if they had been h< r own kilteus. ' Whenever the chickens strayed from tbe nursery she carried them back in ber mouth as if they had been made of tbe finest of glass. A Remarhabla Waear Won. { A man won a wager in Washington a few days ago by lighting his cigar by the aid of a lump of ice. He took a piece of clear ice, about an inch thick, from tbe water cooler, whittled it into the shape of a disk, and with the palms of bis bands melted its two sides convex, thus giving it the form of a double conve.x lens or burn- | iug glass. With it be focused the san's rays on the end of his cigar, thus lighting the cigar. How many fires occur in thia way that are said to be " involved in mvs- tery?" Ha Knew Women. " So Toa're not oomiag to the school's picnic, Johnny." said Mr. IVrkina. " \'ee, I am," said Johnny. " Why, Johnny," exclaimed Mr. Perkins, your mother said in my presence you coold not go." Guess you don't know women !" aaid Johnny, scornfully; "wait till I've asked the fiftieth time." A Moiiara Trust. Would-be customer â€" Will you trust me for a few things for a couple of days 7 Grocer â€" Como around in a couple of days and I will. Would-be customerâ€" But I will have tbe money then. Grocerâ€" Thea ia when I woald trust you I ^^ He Got » Demerit. Professor of Chemistry- Gentlemen, I hold in my hand a vial of soda. What chemical shall I combine with it to pro- duce a valuable article of commerce ? Goodsby (waking up) â€" Br-r-randy.â€" Judge. m Literal Constructlau. -!< Irate Father (to youna Binks)â€" See here, young man! didn't I tMl enter my gate again ? Young Binks â€" Tea, sir ; UkI I didn't. I clam over the fence. Visitor â€"I am glad of it, I adore muaio myself. A piece well excnted fain/ carr; me away. Father â€" Jennie, give as a selection on the piano. â€" Lift, ♦ " Oh ! wlK-re shall rest ba found .'" Tha woru-.'UC uii>th>>r aigba : Stockings to uit'od, au<i trou>H--n, to darn, Diiihvs to waah, aud butu-r La cd rn. Vlhnii my l^ack fuels to bp;ak, and boaJ and beart burn. And life i-s a cuostani. frif-tinn. Tilt-* sjUiUiL-r caiiiu and »eiit. The inatrou :iu luugt-r sixb.s . H Blastic ber ^ ep, aud r 'Uu.ieU ber cheek. Work S4jc'iitd but p ay. hia i^ uow !»we t, And thu cliaugH wda made m om; Hiiort week. By Dr. l*it'rct;'» Kavoriiv l^ru»cri,.tioo. Pcjiiive remedy for those derangementa, irregularities, and weakness so common to womankind. "f*! \ aio <A 'ias «' m A woman in Denver was so aenaitivethat when bur hasband called her a slouch aba took poison aud died. A'l average eastern woman would have simply replied : "You're another," and in ten miaates the storm would have ):een over. 1 you never to â€" The most curious thing about a false hood ii that it oan get over so maoli Mrri tory by simply lying aroand. MARVELOUS MEMORY DISCOVERY. Wholly uaUke artltli iitl iiyKCania, Cur« ill luiad wau.iwriuK. Auy book la<«ruiMi Iu (>u« reiuilQg. Classoanf i,u^7ai ii.ti uu <ru l,oai «. Uuiroi 1,300 at eLii,sd<ili>bi«, 1,1 1 J a: W>i«biui{M>n l,'tl«* as BosWu, lar,;-^ olasaeo >[ Coiuiiib;a l>aw Btuduuis, at Yale, WelliMiey. Uburiii, L'jivursity of L'sttii., Micbifjaa UutTOraitj. Cbaubauqaa,tfbo. e'.c. Baaorsed uv UicMxaD faucroH. tuo ^oieo tint. Boas. W. W. .Asi'uH. Jcuam t' UKsjjLXia .Judgefltoso.N, Dr. krow.s, a. k . .ma. 'Ti-i s.x bLftte Voimal C'ullege, etc. Taught by ooRaS puudeuco. FroflpeciUb post FKiiLb from VBOF. LOlSliri'li;. -ij? tiiiu ATO., N.Y. D U M L. 4'.i 18 •i \i BAKiNO POWDER rHE COOK'S BEST TRIEN?! *4 â- â- i,