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\ THE FLESfffiRTON ADVANCE fSEP'. 22, 1887. r I? t • -a h TU-BUb. !--9« 0>ntiH«e«l /roni f\rat Page. Mr. R. Trimble's store baa been re- st linglod. (iood kolhIh at low iiricuH fur caHh at D&tey'. Couic and hoc. MiHS Alice Luitcli ccturiied to Owen '-'^'••â- 'l rin Friday last. S. Spirit will remove his humnesH to Sydenham St. next wt:(;k. Great Clearing Sale of Furniture a* iSatos' for tliu uevt iiU dayH. Rcnienibor Artomcsia AKricaltural Sooiety'H fall slmw conies off at Price- ville this yciar, nu TuuHday, Oct. 4tb. An imiuouse stock of WBtchcv at Rus- sell's noted jowolry store, Fleshertou, from $0..'»() to »()0. Warranted from "ij to 5 years. Mr. Jos. Itlackbtirn contemplates the f-rcction of a very liandHOUie private rcisidenco, on his lot opiHmitu the Town Hall here, next stnison. The building will be of solid brick. EverylKxIy in the coramunity wil' come out to the Harvest Home to be held in FIcslierton on Wednesday of next week. iKm't fail to be present, and bo sure and conio early in order to avoid the rush for seats. The Houhrkrkpkr for October will Contain a full account of the wedding of the managert'NS of that paper, in the Miuneai>olis, Miun., Kx|>osition, on the evening of SopU-mber 28, together with accurate descriptions and illustrations of the participants' wedding drosses and presents. A copy of this issue will bo nailed free to any of our lady readers MDding their addres.s to THE BUCK- F.YK PUI). CO., MinneaiK)lis, Minn. FROFITABLE PABAGMArnS Where to get Buitcd in a winter overcoat â€" At Richardson & Co's. Where to get a fall suit good and cheap â€" At Kichardson k Co's. Where to buy Boots rightâ€" At Itichardson & Co's. Where to got my new Hut â€" At Kieliardson & Co's. Where to select a stylish dress â€" At Richardson & Co's. Where to fHwl iv pretty liouiiet â€" A-i Itichardaou &, Co's. Where to buy ray Teasâ€" At Richardsor & Co's. Where to find everything I want and get it right, whyâ€" At Richardson k Co's. What you can't get tliere is out of date, no use to have. Bring your want list along and try it. The jHiace and quiet of Kabbatb even- ings in Cbesloy have been disturbed very much of late by drunken rowdies. It is not known where they got their whiskey. Probably they suck eggs, fur the antis will resort to any artifice, â€" however moan and base, â€" in order to hurt tho .Scott Act, and |>ceple have l)een known to find something more than vtm Julov inside of egg-shells heforu to-day. A man is pretty low down in the â- oeiui suale when he has to resort to such tricks to defeat the ends of justice. Kvery farmer within a radius of at least Ave miles of Floshcrton should at- tend tho grand Harvest Home Festival, to be hold in the Methodist Church, Flesliertofi, on Wednesday next, Sept. iWth. Knp|M!r will be served in tho basement of the church from 5 to>7 p. m., after wliich will come the PlatTorm meeting, when addresses will lie deliv- <-red on interesting to))ics by a number of ministers and laynuin. (iood music is Ixiing s|Hicially prepared for the occa- sion. To avoid the rush for seats, it will bo necessary to come early. Bring yourselves, yuurwivesand your families, and spend a jih^asant and profitable . evening. Tickets for Nup|)er and enter- luintuDut, 'iii cents. Seo bills just ii'sued. He waji Relieved Deitplte her HuffcriugK. Over in Petonky, Mich., a lady rubljcd phoRphorouii on her bunion, prtsuroably to fane the pain, and then retired to her downy couch. Alonv: in the iiijflit her husband, who was s drinking man. by the way, thouxht liu siiy a fiery eyt) looking at him. He imuL;iiied th.it he naw a fright- ful wiuL'ed monster with one blazing eye staring at him ; and after standing it as long <ui he Could ).• lic' 'i;ii to ''.in ;. Slowly he reached under the bed till he fr)uiid his bootjack, and after spitting on liis hands lie whaled away. The next moment his p'wr wife gave a yell that nearly lifted him out of bed, but when ho found out the true state of aQ'aira he was immensely relieved, oven though his- wife h.-Ls been obliged to walk on crutches ever since. A Box for the Printer's Devil. A Hwei't, pious old lady was visiting a fair journalist one day and was very miioh interested in the upparent nuntness and good order of her desk, as well as the many oddities that oinaineiited it, and . coiiiiiuiiited upon it all, adiiiltting she "expected to tiiul a litoiiuy woman's desk all hettor-skolter." 8lie aisc ticed tho journalist frecpiuntly opened 11 drawer and sought for some article in a )h>x that Heeniod to have just what she wanted, niid the old lady's curiosity pr.niipted her to ask what in the world tlmt box was for? "That's my little hell l».x," was the grave answer. "Mercy !" exclaimed the visitor, put- ting on her eye-glasses, "yiuir what'C "Why, niv hell. box ; there is every- thing useful in it from a corkscrew to a cathartic pill," said the journalist, still absorlied in bur work. "IJless my soul T never heard of such ;i box as a -" .Suddenly it dawned upon the hostess that the old lady never heard of th;it article of typographic sigiiiticeiico, and a }>aal of laughter burst from her lips as she answered ; "Voii do not know that a 'liell-box, is A very useful article in a printing office, do you ?" ' "No," said the old lady, sadly, "I have iieard about the printer's devil, but I oavei knuw they had a boa fur him." AnotUer Lie Nailed. From tlui (JrutujeviUc Advertutr. We have received the following letter from Police Magistrate Gray, denying thir statements attributed to him by Tho DutTerin Post in its issue of Sept. 1st. : Editor of The Advertiser. My Dear Sir,â€" I am not in general a reader of The OraiigeviUo Post, therefore not ac(piainted with the news it gives to the public, to any great extent, lint my attention has been drawn by Inspector Anderson - who was present at the time spoken of- to an article in The I'osl rep- resentini; ine as saying I have become thoroughly convinced that the Scott Act is a complete farce. In another place in tlio same artiulo 1 am represented as say- uij} I am convinced (mm my experience that the ini|xisitiuii of high license is the best and only way of rei;ulatiiigtho liquor traftic. I never gave- utterance to such sentiments. Tho Scott Act in the abstract was not the subject uf conversat4<si after the trial of Bennett, as referred toby The Post, but the subject thut formed our conversation was the difHculties I met with in enforcing the Scott .\ct in OufTer- ill, and on that subject T did say witnes- ses are prepared to purjure themselves to defeat the ends of tho 'aw. I did say thut when a case is brought into court I tied it almost impossihie to secure a con- viction, for all the legal talent of the county appears to bo ivriayed against me, and the greater part of those persons who voted for the Scott Act are dead to the enforcement of it. 1 believe the law of 1871^ is the best law ever eiutoted to put down tho vice of inteiiiperiincc when pro- perly enforced ; but iu the enforcement of it how have the otiicers of the law l>een met Viy the lawless creatures who are do- teriiiiiied to sell tliu )ioiaon in the face of all law t Let tho tirubrnnd and Mr. J nil's shops and saw mill answer tlmt question. When Mr. Munro- wsui appointed Police Magistrate and tlied to enforce the .Scott .\et, ho and the Inspector were met by the deadly dviiiimite, live explosions given tO'theni. When I was put into otfico my tiist suiiinioiig wa.n torn into ahreds, the ooiiHtalile abuseil and luisaiilteit, uikI the l,in and nij'selt defied. With such a re- coi'd of dellaiice it is not to lie wondered at that soitH! of the (iovorniiient otticials should siiy to me that Dlitl'erin w,\b the iiiiiHt lawless comity of any in Canada This IS tho statement I made at (iraiul \'»ll(!y respecting the lawles-suess of Duf- fei'iii ; and not as 'The Post has put it : That at (irnnd Valley a few weeks ago, Mr. Gray said that ho was informed by tlie fioveiniiuint Uiat nowhere through- out (liilario wiwt tl.v adiniiiittratioii of the law more disi,'iae<iful and ccuTupt than in tho County of Dutrerin during the Munro regime. There is another false statement made by The Post, whiLh is lus foUuwt : The Ontario (iov^rnuyeiit )« lo->Uy luil<liiig an investigation to aaoortaiu what Fisher did with the fines. Tin, tioveiniiient i* doing iiothiiii; of tho kind. But the fiends in- carnate reiiroseiited by The Post may find out to their cost what the (invernineiit is investigating. I have no wish to be iiiis- representeil, but boldly Kay that the Soott .Vil lia.i no truer friend in the County of Diitt'orin than myself, and I shall stand by it while there is a i>laiik in the ship. Trusting you will liiid roum in Tho Advertiser for this letter, I am, yours truly. Police Magistrate. A Novel Ineeiitive to Speed. Honest John lil.inl* was for seventy years the well-known Governor of a New Enitlaiid State. Governor John had a bro- ther William, perhaps equally honest, though less well-know, who was a sports- man, and somewhat given to tiie oheeriug cup. On one of his shooting excursions William and a boon companion found that their horse did not tnit quite rapidly enough to corro8|>ond with fheir exhilarat- ed notions of the proper speed, and the companion tired a ciMrge of bird shot into ihe animal to encourage him. The horse dashed off, the buggy rocking, hats and parcels flying in all di.ections, and Wil- liam, ruler of the storm, shouted with de- light : "Shoot 'iin ag'iii ! ahotit 'iw a^j'in! He goes adin'ably." Having opened out a lot of Fal!& Winter Goods: Personally selected by myself, I can confidently recowmeud ^^'^' I l^JS *r large assortment of *••â- **<,".','(...!,." Mens, LadieSj and Childrens ' -^ ;:- BOOTS AND SHOES t Also a full supply of Mens and Ladies RUDBERS. and Meus FRO.ST' PROOF FELT BOOTS. I hope to receive a liberal share of the trade in tliis vicinity. I will endoawr to satisfy my custamers iu QUALIT Y and PRICES. ' "'•â-  mva, CttfAYTOWr, , riesherton. Hk o... YoBK OrABi>.â€" Pon't allow a cold in the he:i<1 t" «!n'>|y - ij surely run into C.'itarrh. when you can bo cured for 25c. by iisiiiK l>r. Chase'i. Catarrh I'lue. A few up|>ltciitioiis cure hisipieot catairu ; I to'* lioxi'S cures ordinsry catarrh; 2 to Ti boxes is(;uariiiiti>e<l tocare chronic ratarrh. Tr/ it. Otdy 'iH cents and sure care. Bold by all il»al<*r8. JJBVV AI)VEKTISE.MKNTS. oxford & new glasgow railway; Heo.- SSiH'ta UuAit Tu PicTou TovM. IlOAKca or I. C. It. Tettdei /or fAV IvoHcs of CoHstrnetUm. SKALK!) TKNDKUS. a'UtrewHtHUo the tinder- iilKiiHtl an4 «i)(lt>r«e(1 '*Ttni<lur (or Oxford and Nhw (H«Litavw Uailwttv," Will bo r<H:fivt)4l at tbiB iilliuu up tu houii on Muiiilay, thu lOtli ilay of Oo- tottor. IH»/" tXtr I'urtirin *ork^ of coiiHirmtioD. ritcuK unit prnftttn W'tl ^wo|mmi fur lnHu«»ction At the OOli'u uf tlio Cbtef Kiiifiueur of (tuverii- uu'iit UailwayH at OttawH. aiul nUo at tlu- Office of the Oxfunl aiifl Nt'w nitis^ow Kailway, at Ilivtir .loh». J*ictou C'o,\ Nova Scotimon aim af- ter tt»e UVil.iy ofOclvbur, lsH7, when th«Ku"ti>^<kl ti|tm-it)('tiU«>ii and foiilfi of U'tiUor way be ubtulu- uil upon iLi>pliciitioii. No t*'i)iltir will Ihi entorCnjn«rt tmle^s on ooeof th€><Aiutert foriiiH aud .ill the uouclitioui art) coiupliuU witb. ITy ortler, A. IVmtADI.FY, Stwretary. Uot«i'^tA*'it of Haibpayvt anil f'MiaU, ottHvi'ft. \Kh Sfptwiiilmr. lMh7. CHEAP ^^ AND ^ DUKABLB! T HE W E L L - K N O W N SPEIGHT WAGON ! L^\ and get Prices, &c. from' undersigned. STOVE3, TINWARE. &c. for sale as usual First-cl ass value in ever\' department: - Agent /br VI'CKER'S EXPRESS. All parcels left uUh him lilil be promptly and carefully attended to. MAXWELL CABRIAGE WORKS r Little Sc Blakely, MANfF.^CTrKKKS Of Carriages, DeniiK-nits, Wagons Jtc Repairing, Painting, Horse-Shoeing,, and General Jobbing Done on Shor^ Notice and at Reasonable Price?:- JOHirSDlT LITTLE. Maxwell. May *th Istr THOS. A. BLAZELY. U'agon- Maker ,t- Painter, PL.ESHBRTON. MARBLE WORKS E.- VANZANT, STRAY SHEEP. CA.MK to tbe preiuiHea of the uiHlttrsii(*fr<V 1 U, I'iUi. ly, I'lott^n, two Kwe Sboep. Own can buve Kauie rroloii, Hept lur by provtii^ prop^rtV and paving UtU*KltT I'ATUS. 17th, 1HH7. 3ac-8 To RENT or for SALE. BlASli North half of I.ot ;tl. Cert. 10. Township i>t Artt'iiiiis'a.03 Hcrw^. ><t<>t -'A'tiich i it i^J eared hihI ill KUO'I ^<tlite of cultivatihn. in>ot1 baru, h<>i'.-.i}. nni) I'litiiput thu door. Fof fuller partic- iihtrH appjy to \VM WIUSON. ;i'«.t -l!u. on the i>i'«inifies. FARM for SALE CONTAINIXO ,10 acro'i. Iwint; Lot IVO in Mio l«t CtMi. hoMth \V*Mit of the 'I'liroiito aiul Sydun- hftin Itoad. Ill tbo TowiiHhip et Artuuit-Atii ; 45 iiin'oH well L-li'Hre<l ; alxiut i of uii iicre uf uootl Orc'liHril; Hplnmlid woU ; uoo'l Iw ImuBc IHiil. itiRo lag ham : near the thrTvlil); >Mi1aKe of 1-iaiih- urtoii. tteiiHonable toniei. Fur full phi tieularti, npiilvto THO.MAS OMKl.l.IA, [iti.u\l I'liUiiiBWoml I'.O.. Out. FOR SALE or to RENT. LOT .'"d. J'om 1, Artumeaia. 100 w.rm : ftboiit 6,5 acrt-Halt-avvilalKl In f;uo(1 i^taittttf cnltivaulon. Kitnntr.l itlioiiOialf ivav b«'«wci-tiHo«lHMtoniiii.l MiixwKtl on the Ci>tltn.r«-oi>il >o.->rt Unoil well, f:(<ii>l Hi'i-ruf; at renr •^ W>t.. kaiu, htal>l« and ittlu-r «A-i'oiutiioilatioU!4. l-'or full tiartioiltarH anil terms, mnilv to J.tWliS KHSTKU, Aug. SHh, 1HH7.â€" I n». Flwhurtoii. AU. KINDS OF' M\r d MmM Mi^ i Snah as Mouumeuts, Tomb Tables, HcMlstoner CViiuiier and Table Tops â€" iu AmerJesu auiV Italian M:*rblc and (li-nnite, ami maSe oi>' short notice. .\l30 Mhntlca iir Mbvblo andi MarbleiKCil Slate, Sic, Jco. Fleihertont Au?. 30, 188S.- HEALTH FOR ALL. THK ADVANCK TILL JANU- ARY. 1888 FOU 26 CENTJJ, CENTS. THE PILLS FhrifV tile niCKxl, correct all Uisordars of the Livei', S^toinaeh, liitln'ys, and XJo-wefsV Thoylnvlnoratoanilrcstovc tob^ultll DfbllltateiK'onMilutioua, »ud uri invaluable in all Co* plftiuta iuoldeutal to Kuuialvi of all a«eti. For t'hilJrcu aud thu iniOil Uioj are priiMleM: THE OINTMENT ban infallible renwdy tor Jlmt Lt^, Bad Uroasta. Old Wounds. Soras aud UlceiT. It i» fhnioua to" (tout and Rli*umatiBui. For diiordeni of tbo Clieot it has uo uqual. For SORE THRO. IT, BRO^'CHITIS. COUGHS, COLDS »lanaiilarSwel1iiit,ii,auaB]TSkin Disvavea i» haa no rival; and for oontroctad and niS otun It acts like a charui. MaiiutacniTed only at rrofeasor Hollow at'8 Ratablishmcnif. 7». New Oxror«r Strwt ( late 533, Oxford Street ), Londolt. fttia arc sold at la. lld..i!s. !W., 4s. ivt, lis.. 2S« ,aui :n», each llox or Tot, and may be had of ail Sted' cine Vunrtom throughout the World. ^»- rnrtlMt^r* >tif«iU look tc >he hihrl oit th' Vut* und Boir's. 1/ the mU>-e.*» h not â-  i-i!, Ilrliinl !^fmf, Liimtun, Uieii iiiv ^ntrifyin. POSITIVE cuat poa CATARRH. CilTES Immediate Ralls! roa Cold in Head, HAY FEVEf^. 1 KASY TO t .4E. N it a Snuff, Powilcr or Irritatlnj Llqnid. Price ^Octa, and |1.0(X If not obtainable at your di'ig> giatu, wnt prepaid on roeolrl of prlc*. AJdr< •< FULFORO A CO., Brockvtile, Ont. J. W. BATES, Furniture Dealer and l/nderfaAer, ILESHKKTON, • O.ST ( j- ^-