â- ^ ^^mm THE FLESHERTON ADVANCE THIS rAriiiVK(l.«ell»<'.«N.wsi,ai«r A â- .., rllilIlKHur.mu>l"»unic«8l.l, wh.'r.-mlv.^ril«lnj couuaci* luor bu uudii (uc U IXl HlSnr XUttK* THE ADVANCE. I« piibllitlied Kiioj; TUE OrricK, Vu'liiiijifooit Stnit^ - - Fleithertmi, Out. TKHMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: *1 p'rr litinuni wlien paid 6irir tly iu advaiuu %1 ju pur aiitjiiiii Mhuti nut so {Uitd. A. R.FAWCETT, Editor aiul J'roprkior. It has buon saiil tlmt "Ocjil hates ii cow- ard. " We are of the bohof that Ho also hates a mean man. Uiidur siicli circum- stances there ia one man in Artemeaia who should truinble until hi.s hair Htandti on end like |Kircui)ine (]iiill3. He lives Iwtweeii Flenlierton and Murkdulc, on the Toicuilo and Sydenham road. FLESHERTON; ! TIIUllSDAY, JUNE 9, 1687. • _ â- _ ' I KIHTOIUAL NOTES. Si me of our Canadian parliamentarians MiLjlit to be droppi'd on an icuberj! or shut v-i' in a refrijxerator in order to (jive tlieni a di-ince tcj ool off. Tiie iniiuense amount rif roller flour disposed of in this place at uuv (veil stores furnishes ci)n»iderable f<A)d for thou^'ht t<i plidosojihers ; yea, verily, and also to Haiii'.'. and sinners. \t this »ir\»on of the year it iM impossi- ble to evade the almost iiniiii|in.'»eMt mns- quit'i. Like the ward politician it turns v\> evervwhereâ€" l^encnilly when lj:i4t ex- , ' , â- , ,/ ,. , , their tents in Dakota at all, and who ac peeted and oftci,â€" vtjry .Jten .- when j ' I And now tlie pathmaster, with tiro in his eyes and t!ie people's tilthy lucre in his pocket, \\\\l proceed to adorn the street in front of liis premises at the pub- lic expense. After which he will inter- view the Agricultural Editor of this great journal with a shot-gun and Kimrod for "stickiiij^ his nose into other people's business ! !" 1 "Comc-cr-er-eouwt for a w.alk er-enw, I Mar-r-riar !" sang out a masculine cjit I the other night, as with curved spine, and enlarged tail it moved .t,'raccfully along the tup uf Thk .•\iiv.\.mk kitclion chimney. A Ixiot-jack, three \xMjia, si.x- . teen bottles, and tifty-seven glass allfys I convinced John Thomas that "Mariar" I must be keeping company with some low, I ill-bred pu-i.-iy in the next block. I j One of our correspondents tliis week j tells of a gentleman who is sorry he did : not go to Dak .ta tweaty years sooner than he did. We know of nuau Uian one I man who expresses the niost profyund re- gret tliat tliey were ever induced to pitch TEMJ'ICnAXCE JUIilLEE ! EvorylHidy sin mid make it a point to attend the magnificent Jubilee celebra- tion in Fleshertoii, on Monday, June the 20lli. See next week's .\i>v.*nc-k. Hot uanted \ tually came back to Ontario hundreds of dollars poorer than when they left the "banner province" S'lme two or tliree years prcvijfis. W'yit suits mm docs not .ilways suit (another, you sue. It hai been often observed that ininis- , , , , ,, 1 u r>' 1 I '•urs of the Gospel ar* called of the Lord le scholarly and gentlemanly Sir Rich- , , , , , . , , , ,, â- ,, . . , ..I to preach. It ha.s also been noticed that u Lart»rii!ht is nientioneil i\s Sir. ' ' . , , , , , Hon. Edward Itluke has retired for a lime from the leadership "f the Koforni party. The Toronto H'o,/./ the most reliable pa|)er in tl\at cityâ€" is of opinion i (hat the retirement will be piTm.ment The aid Cartwnght _ - â€" , â- , , , , , ,,, , , the pronn.se of a lar''er salarj- has fre- Klake s successor. ,, ,â- ,, ,â- ; quuntly induced ministers to forsake tlieir The Secretary of the .S.,iitli Orey "hch.ved" fl(K:ks and a smaller salary. Teachers' A.s.H.K;iation.' Mr. Wm. Irwin,' Notable and grand exceptioug are to be dusuves to be piittcd right heartily -m the f'"""'- i"«ever,- and m)t a thousiuid biickforthe grand success achieved i„ | niiles from Kleshert.n or Markdalo cither. cmiection with tlj.o Conventi..n held i„ J These latter are amongst that noble but riesherton last wek. He worked liko a : »mi»ll «rmy of men who are a tower of Tiojan and it i.i safe to.ay th^t the mem- strength in tha Christian world. Would beis ..f the S. G;' T. A. never .u.seinbled , "'^•'•'' *•-â- '•« '"•"â- " "f ''"-'"' â- liiidei in'ireau.spiciouseiroMiii.itances. 0«r citi/.i lis seconded Mr. Irwins elToita in tliiir lisu d luarty and gencniH style. i A N AS.\r, 1N.I EC'J'OU free with psch hot- I tie of Sbildh's Catnrrli Uoiuedv. !'iii'e W C •iit». Sulci at Mv.lie.il Hall. FLESHERTON. HARBLE WORKS: E. YANZANT, A!. I, KIMi.S OK fOMI'ETJTIOX SEIIIES. 0. â€" How many yards of carpet Vi inches wide will covi r a floor 22] It. by 19 feet. T.^If a room be l!!} ft. square, what must its height bo in order that the area of tlio walls may be 7.) sq. yds. '! H. â€" The weight of lead is 10-35 and that of copper 29-70 of an eqnal bulk of iilatiutun. How many cubic inches of had will be the same weight as a cubic foot of copjier ? '.}. â€" A man sold two lots for 100 each, gaining thereby 20% on one and losing 20 %ou the other. Did he gain or lose and how much ? 10.â€" A laborer demands lOhonrs pay for tH hours work, what increa.se % iu wages is this equivalent to? FIcshertuii Station Iteinst. T<, tif Ediljr of 77..- Admuce. '^earSir, â€" Mr. .Samuel Whittaker, of .^irorn County, Dakota, U. S., brother t Mr. Ilichard Whittaker, Flesherton Station, IS visitiii'.; friends iu Artemesia, being at present the ','uest of his brother- in-law ami sister, Mr. and Mrs. William Stone. Mr. W. is one of those enter- prising, look-ahead kind of farmers who add materially to the benefit of any eom- niunity. He hiui been live years in Da- kota, the amount if farm property owned by the family coni-ist.s of 2,240 iicres, the land is prairie and of excellent (piality. The winter season in that locality is mild and fully two months shorter than here, being located ill the Si lUth -eastern corner of Dakota, and Mr W. s.adly regiets that he did not go there twenty yeai-s ago. Master Fred. Whittaker, a ten ye.ircild Bon of Mr. A. W, Whittaker, and brother of the late CieorL'e Whittiiker, who wan killed by li'.;htiiin,' in Diiknta, two years ago, left here on t!ie 24th inst., en mute fnr Dakotii to join his father. We Impe the little fellow arrivtid sufely at his des- tinatiiiii. AUK Yi)r MADK mi^eral.le by Inili(?est- ion. CoiiKtipation. I'i/zinfss. I.ms of appe- tito, Yellow Skin? Slnlnh's Vitalizer is a positive cure. Siiiil at Meilicul Hall. TIIK KKV. OEO. H. THAYKR. i.f IJonr- boM. Infl., Hiivs : "botli tii>si'l( loiil wif,' ii«e ( ur lives t.'. SIIII.OHS fOSSUMl'l'lON CUllK. " Sold at Modical Hall. A WiiviiKiiKti.O'iiw. 'I'lif lar(;i'«t or;;iin and oiii' that pliiv<i a rniitrollin^' nart uf tlie bealll) iif llie ti.>.ly is tin- liv.T. If loipid or inactivp the wlmU. HV^t.'m luTonies disiiaht'il. Ur, CliaM' s l.iver due i< made Hpi-ciallv fnr I.iver and Kidiipy diseaseH. hihI in guar- antceil to cure. l(<><'i'i)ie book Slid medicine f I. Sold by all deuli'iK. liik li lmm\i M\ V; Suoli as Mouuineiits, TomhTable.i, lleadstoiios Y\ (' piiiiler and Table Topsâ€" in Auk rican and Italian Marble tiid (iraiiitr, and iiiadu^ on sliint Moiico. .Viso ^JlUllles iu Mmblc siiil •M.ubhi/.'jd Shik', iVc, Ac. f» >^- Fle.sherloM, Aug. '^>, 1H83. HEAl/ill FOR ALL HOLLOWAYSiJUSiQINJMENT nil t'oiii lubS. THE JMLLS I'liritv tliu Hlooil, L'orrt'L-t all DlNuvdurs of thp I^i>'ei,*, Stoinu(!li„ Ivitln'.vw, unci JtoAyelN. Til. â- > iiivl,;.iiiil,iioi.l ntstor.. toll., iltli Dililit.ili.l C.i! .titrtioiis. iiiiil am iiOiliinl.lu in pliiiiitsiiidiliiiuiil to KiMiMil.Hntiiil iij;,!... Km Cliil.lr.-nnu.l tlic a^iid li. J aiu irricui THE OINTMENT U an iiidiiniilormi.ndy for l;ii,l I., «, U»,) lir,:„«u. o ,, M'nnihlH, Si.nis and tllrorn. It lHfaniou>tnr oinit hnd niiiMiiiii.ttm.i. â- I'nr ili«mil.i .i .it tlii. ( lii^.t it lias mi iii|iii>l. ForSOKHTHUO.ri, liliOA' ('II JTIS. COVCIIS, COLDS •ilandulsrSwclliDijH.anilan HKiu J)isiiin.i9 it Ims no rival ; and lor controctod and ntift jointtt it net.i like a cliium. lUnnfactiiii:,! nuly nt I'l-ofonsor H.ii.i.owaVs i;Htal)Iiiilinir>nt, 78, Now Oxforil Sln«t < lair '*:v.\, Oxford Ntnct ), London, jiiJ are sold at 1«. Ijd , l>s. 0,1 , 1.. i,.l . 11- --., a,:. I x^. , a,.|, i„„ „r i.„t. a,„i ma) bo l.ad of all .Mo ifnt Veiidoin tliiiii.Kliout tlie World. rtr- }',irch„»m shmild lo„l.l, !)«â- . M.,1 „„ f/„. /'„/,, „i,^ /{„,^,, Jf^)^^ addrem u n„t FOR SALE. Tlic uniliirKlKiii'd liait Wliitu .A.di H.ittcr Tabu i.iil Cniuriia fivalc. JOH, MiroUMlCK, â- Mt:i'», I'lohliwton. m m mifiRs of auperior quality, for Orange and other Socielios. Order early. X.. â- Vy. M. TBGART, TUorabury, Ont, J, W. BATES, FurjiUu?-fi Dealer and (fnHertaker.^ mmmi \i mmi r^25UBCS3BeHI KM Tlieie bciii(» ootid pro.spcets of a txi'Ax (luuiitity of Flour to be con- sitnicd ill the villuge and surrounding country llip present season, the uii- (lersigiu'd has opened out with a good slock of tile following lines ; - mum FLOUR ! Beit Ilriiiuiti. Rollal J- Crannlii^d Out- Meat. Com Meal. Cracked Wheat. Clioi> Shorts, Brau &]m\ Oats, At Dottcift. Prices lor ('<tsii. Special IHscoiiiils ^l('con/in</ (o aniKiiiit of" t'linhmc. W. W. TRL\I1U.E, A'f.r< (?oor to Clitijtnn'.i Shnp >'f/,i.'. mi-Mi) !Stm.:\'ecl. C.VMK ti> Mil' pr'i'iidBi'K III tlu! niidi'i-alijiipd, Lot l:i:l, WiiNt T .V S. llnad. .\rtenienitt, imib Kwp, atiniil a uiontti iiKO. OwuDV can liave tianio by piovlUij piopurty and paying expfnHcs, JOHN McKKK, Klcstiertou r.O. Artonionla. May artli, 1H*7. X B. SLOAN Has any qua.ntity of Shin- gles, tVc'.. on luintC at. Kua'rnia. James Sullivan^ TheTiuamith, - Flesherton r.iiualring, F;.ivotrouiiliiji(j, and (u tact evory- *.JmiR in tbo busiiieHH will ^ceive my prompt and careful, attention at roasonalilo I^tUedJ TO HKNT.â€" Dwelling House o])posite Strain's block, FlcBherton. Ap]dv on the premises. W. WRIGHT. SHII.OHS C.\TARUH RKMEDY-a positive cure for Catarrh, IHptlicr'a and Canker Mouth. Sold at Medjcal Hall. Rkov Y'ori: Oit.ibo. â€" Don't allow a cold in the head lo slowly and surely run into Catarrh, w b.ii yon can be cun-d ftir "iric. by iisin^' Ur. Cbase's Catarrh Cure. A few applications cure iiisipi.-nt catarrh ; 1 to 2 boxes cures ordiuary catarrh ; 2 to .5 boxen is (.Miaranteed to enre chronic catarrh, 'fr- it. Only '.2.1 eeiTts and sme cure. Sold by all dealers. Sore Eyes The eyes are always in sympathy with the body, and afford an excellent index of its condition. Minn the <WORD coords="2964,1253,3021,