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Flesherton Advance, 7 Jun 1906, p. 3

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~ SLIGHTED LOVE AVENGED •now A JILTED PARISUN PUNKHED I A GIRL. K SJl»«e«.islu| Rival Was Denounctd as "-the Leader of a «ianfl ol Uurtjlars. .Slife'hlPd love has just been •'«"8i"6 lllself Ui two casw in a very diflerenl Wianncr Iroin Uie now stale recourse to 'the knife and the revolver, writes a 'J'aris correspuodenl of the London iele- igraph. In each instance the nicthods Ihave certainly not t)ecn devoid of on- kginalily, bnt while the author of the «ne has been requested to hold himsell «• the disposal of the police, the olhcr ,ljas won himself any amount of gra- 'tiliide from the family which had scorn- fully rejected his matcimonlal advances. Hero No. 1, if such a term can be ap- iplled to a pav law student somewhat laddieted to llirlalion, had been making jui- to a pretty brun.Hte in the Latin KJuarler. but the trirl, although not I currently supposed to be particularly Ihanl-hen'rlcd, had for some reason or ianolher sent him about his business. The youths vanity had been consider- ably wounded, he had vowed to pay her cut. and when a night or two ago she sought to repose of her downy couch in her trim little chamtier, high up in the house where she dwelt, and was )iist composinti herself to slumber, she was startled by a weird noise. .^he opened her eyes, and. to her dismay, be- ^eld a tall object attired in a volumin- ous white robe standing at the foot of her bed. Terror kept the fa.scinating bninrltc iniute, but when, in low deep tones, the v/ords, "I have come to fetch you and lo bear you away from this world," were uttered by the mysterious visitor, the poor girl .screamed out, "A GilOST! A GHOST!" and. bounding from her couch into the middle of the liny room, fell prone on the floor. Attracted by the noise, neigh- bors rushed in to find tlie chamber empty, save for the presence of its ten- ant, "who was lying in a slate of in- sensibility. The police and a doctor were promptly sent for, and when af- ter an hour's interval, the heroine of this prim adventure had been restored lo consciousness, she related that she had received the unwelcome visit of a .spirit. The olTicials. however, t)eing decidedly isccptical on this point, slart4?d on an investigation, with the result that the mischief was traced lo the law student, who confessed that he had got up Ihe scone to punish the lovely bnmelle for her rejeclion of his overtures, and that |he had obtained entrance to her room jl-y means of a false key. He has not ibeen arrested, but. as said above, has lo hold himself at the disposal of the conimLssiirv. Suitor No. 2 had made his advances If) m lovely girl, the daughter of retiretl lrade,speople. for what is called 'le bon molif.' that is lo say, his intentions were honni-able, atui ho meant marriage. L'n- forlunately. llie young man. nllhough tearing an excellent reputation,^ was (poor, so the family, which indulged in iambilions projects for the setllemcnt of â- the pretty damsel, gave him politely lo understand that he was no match for her. Not long after Ihe occurrence of this lilUe episode there appeared on the scene A \ERY SMART YOLTII, who gave himself out as having already a splendid silualion, which brought him in $:J.5O0 u year, and uas only a stcp- ping-slonc to a far more brilliant posi- tion. The girl and her parents were completely dazzled, and without start- ing on the slighlest inquiry received him with open arms. The wedding day was lixed. the trou.s.scau purchased, and relatives and friends were assembled at a dinner party which was to be a pre- lude to Ihe great event. Due justice had teen done to the viands, and dessert with sundry bottles of sparkling cham- pagne had been laid on (he table, when ilhe rejected suitor, who had been in- cluded in the invitations just by way ol showing thai there was no ill-feeling, rose to his feet and asked leave to make « little speech. How very noble of him. the family and the other guests ex- eioimed to themselves, but thoir horror may well be imagined when he de- nounced his succes.sf\il rival as a burg- IriK who was making a good thing by his nefarious trade, and "AS A WRDDING PRESE.NT" threw oTt the table a bundle of missives uddressed by acco!nplice.<? to the indi- \idual In question, whom he described B* Ihe ring lender of the gang. All eyes wofc hirned toward the bride- gruom-clecl. but ho uttered not a word, with blnnchetl cheeks and tottering slops he Iried lo m.ikc his way to the rioor. but ho was collared by Ihe father with indi<,'Mation at l!ie cruel trick that he had played, and a moment later was committed to the (XSTODY OF THE POLICE, who promptly conveyed him lo the do- rol at the Prefecture. It seems' thai ' Ihe rejccled suitor, pnrlly out of jeal- ' rusy and partly out of curiosity, as he ! was" by no means inclined to take his rival at his word, had entered into friendly relations with him. and Sfc-Ing one of his visits lo his dwelling had discovered a parcel of letters, which he ♦md contrived lo abstract, and which admitlcil of no doubt as to the nature (if Ihe very luonilive profession which the young man had embraced. The girl and her parents are. however, so grateful to the rejeclcd ^iiilor for hav- ing saved her from a shi eking fate that It looks as if he may not have lo play ihc sorry part of a rejeeleil .suitor much longer. The Irniisseini Is alll ready, it would be pity lo waste it. and, after all. IIS Ihe retired Irade.'^man i.s very ^orn'o'tiiblv off and the only objection •o Ihe youth is hi:J lack of fortune, the mallei' may be arranged. He, at any rslo. need not dread any unplenswn'l 'disclosures on U»o eve of his own niar- iriage. GERMANY'.S WAR aiEST. A Berlin contemporary has discovered that Germany's holding of foreign obli- gations totals $4,000. or four limes the uniount of the French war indemnityâ€" R striking instance of the enormous rate a', which the wealth of the empire ha.s accumuinled in recent years. This fig- ure has been cited as a reply to the L\BR.\DOR K A PEACEFIL L\.ND. There Is No Court or Jail, Magistrate ur Policeman. Sir William MacGregor, Governor cf Newfoundland, of which Province Lu- brodor is a dependency, has recently issued a report of scientific and ofllcial \ isit which he made lo that remote sea contention that anancial stress would j^^,,rd last summer, and among other restrain Gerniany from a preal war o^>- aspects of the subject he treats espe- mg to the diiricully or realizing all lh!S ^j^,, ^, ^^^ ' ^ money. It is forgotten thai the empire has a war chest fund of $30,000,000, v/hich was set apart from the French millanis against the coming of another evil day. Thi.s enonnous sum in gold has been lying in the Julius Tower at .Spandau. Cucumbers and melons are "forbidden fniil" to many persons so constiluted that Ihe least indulgence is followed by attacks of cholera, dy.sentery, gnpin<i, etc. These persons are not uware that tiiey can indulge to their heart's con- lent if they have on hand a bottle of Ur. J. D. Kellogp's Dysenterj' Cordial, a medicine that will give immediate re- lief, and is a sure cure for all summer complaints. "You .see, my son, every time that you are naughty, papa gets a grey hair." "Oh ! but you must have been naughty. Look at grandpa !" It a 4of Mte* you dtm't b« scarftd. Bath« the wound with cold wM«r&nd cover it with ii cloth on whicti Weaver's Cerate tuui been freely spread. The 0«r&te r»Uev*> tlta paia caoteil bjr the ating «4 insects. "I came near doping once," said the sweet young thing." "Indeed !" "Yes; we had quite made up our minds." "Who'.'" "Papa and Iâ€" but I couldn't (Ind a man who would elope with me !" The healthy glow disappearing from Ihc cheek and moaning and restless- ness at night are sure symptoms of worms in children. Do not fail to get a bottle of Mother Graves' Worm Ex- terminator; il is an effectual medicine. "It's a strange thing." said Willie Wishinglon. "every time I try to sing my dog howls." "Yes," replied MLivs Cayenne: "I have always thought that dogs rnnked almost with human beings in intelligence." gqniight Soap ii Ixttar than otlisr loapa, bnt is be»t â- when used in the Sunlight way. Buy Sunlight Soap aad follow diiac ti o n i.. "Dicin t Ihe lecturer feel hurt when so many In the audience fell asleep during Ihe sermon '?" "Oh, no; il encouraged him to keep on.' "How so'?" "Why, he was conceited enough lo think they were nodding approval of what ho said r A Medicine Chest in It.self.â€" Only the >. â-  ilo-do can allord lo pns,sess a medi- â-  ii' chest, bill llr. Thomas' Kclcclric I /I, which is a medicine chest in itself I'eing a remedy for rheumalisin, lum- bago, sore lliront. colds, coughs, ca- tarrh, nslhma ami a potent healer for wounds, cuts, bnii.-ios. sprains, etc.. Is within the reach of the poorest, owing to its cheapness. It hquse. region. Labrador, .Sir William says, has a resident population of 10,000, of whom 3,500 are white, settled olong its south coast. Many of the Indians arc half- breeds, and IHere are 3,000 Esquimaux scattered along the northern waterfront. In addition il is visited each summer by some 20,000 Newfoundlandere, who en- gage in fishing, which is the chief pur- suit of these people. Yet there is no court or jail, magistrate or policeman or any other ofllccr of the law on this LOOO miles of seaboard, where all theso people are wresting a subsistence from the ocean. For thirty-three years there has been no .session of court held, and in fifty years the only criminal charge which is recorded is that against an Estguimau whose jealousy was aroused agaln.st a rival in his wife's affection, and who shot the man as he walked with her. Forty years ago there was a circuit court sent' there every summer, but as it found nothing to do il was abolished. In the past Labrador was a famous pirate stronghold and required a French squadron to reduce it. Unusual altention has beenycalled to Labrador within the last yeaf and this may lead lo a change. When any ser- ious choi-ge is made now a magistrate is sent from Newfoundland to attend to it. 1 â-  JAPS WANT LONGER LEGS. Japanese scientists attribute the su- perior stature of the English-speaking races to their uieal eating Imbils, and the Emperor is reported to be consider- ing a .scheme to put the nation on a iiienl diet to make his subjects grow tqjler, .\ native physician of Tokio, who was educated in England, is ad- vocating Ihe general use of the bicycle [ii achieve the .same purpose. In his cpinion Ihe bicycle is the most suc- cessful bixiy builder and imi.scle de- \ eloper the' English people possess. He. envies the English length of limb. HCj recommends that young Japs, of both sexes, be tauglit early in youlh lo ride Ihe bicycle. Landlady : "That now boarder is either married or a widower.' Daugh-j lei-:" "'V\ liy. luammn, he says he is a i bnchclor !" Landlady : "Pont you be- [ lievc It. When he open-- his pocket- i book to pay his bill ho alw ;iys turns his | back lo me." | NLICHT Soap C I I ^1 1 I ^ LJ T ^^ «^i°<^ ^^m f^ Lmn l andJindeumswuh ^^ warm water and Sunlight Soap, rinse clean and wipe dry. The colors will be preserved and the surface unharmed. Common soaps Fade the colors and iniure the surfau:e. Sunlight Soap cleans, freshens and preserves oilcloths and linoleums. Sunlight Soap washes clodies white without injury to the most delicate fabrics, or to the hands» for it contains nothing that can injure either clothes or hands. Sunlight Soap is better than other soaps, but is best when used in the Sunlight way (foliow directions). Equailly good with hard or soft water. IXVCR SROTMCliS LOWTeD. T Hicks : "There Isn't a man in town who can keep the conversalionnl ball rolling like our friend Gayrakc." Wicks : "Non.sen.se ! He never snys any- thing worth listening to.'' Hicks : "No; but he does a lol of things worth talking about." A Carefully Prepared Pill.â€" Much lime and atlcnlion were opeuuod in the experinieiiLin^ with the ingredienls that enter into the composition of Paniielee's \egelable Pills befoie they were brought I.J the stale in which they were first of- feri'd lo the public. W halever other (/ills may be, P.'irmelees Vegetable Pills should be In every are the "result of much expert study, and all persons suffering from dyspep- sia or disordered liver and kidneys may confidently accept Iheni as being what they are represented to be. .\ Successful Medicine. â€" Everyone wishes lo be successful in any under- laking in which he may engage. It is therefore, exlremely gratifying to the [â- roprietors of Parjuelee's Vegetable Pills lo know Ihal their efforts to compound a medicine which would prove a bless- ing to mankind have boon successful beyond their expectations. The endorsu- tion of these Pills by the pul)lic is a gunranlee Ihal a pill hn.s been pro- duced which will fulfil everything claimed for it. PEDLAR'S CORRtr.ATED IRON is made on a 3£.0M ». press (the only one HI Canada) one corrugation at a t,me, and is guaranteed true and straight to size. We carry a 6M (on stock in Oshnwa, Montreal. Ollawa, Toronto and London and can ship ordmifv re<iuiremcnls the same day order is received. Made in I mch. 2 inch or ifi, mcli corrugations in sheets anv length up lo 10 feet in 28. 26. 24. 22, Hi. 18 gauge both Painted and Galvanized. This class of maleriul is most suitable for flreproofing Barns, Factory, Mill and Warehouse Buildinfls and is water and wind proof. Corrugated Ridges. Lead Washers end Galvanized Nails earned in slock. Send Specifications to your nearest ollice for catalogues and prices. THE PEDLAR PEOPLE, lomreoi. oue. 7S7 Craig St. oiifliTo, Out loroflio. oni. i mw, oni. | vtiineo. Mm. voncoiirer.B.G Write yaur Nearest Offlc«.-llKAO UKKICR AMD WOBK.S-OdHAWA, Oni Largest makers of Sheet .Metal Building Materials under Ihe Hnlitili Flag. Miss Dauber : "I can generally tell what a person's profession is by looking at his face. " Mi.ss Guslie (silling for a I porlniit): ".Now isn't thai a coincidence?! Do you know, the very flret lime I saw ! your face I said to my.sell. Til bet that | woiimn paints' !" LANDS In Western Canada ^* Two oi<ni»rin| Baciioaa. selact. l&ibia iM S«Akikicb«w&ii, only 8 miUs from two rAllway*. C.I*.B. dk G.T. P. Strong soil, SO por cant, ploueh laatl, iprinii CT%mk, au aloagh^ About 40 inilM N. K. of Indi&n U«ad. Pnc« $iu.50 p«r mcrm. Write for oiAp xnti fnll pwticul&rB. R. PARSONS, 91 Welleslcjr Street, T»roale, Canada. "You advertise that there is n fine stream of water on the place, but I don't sec il." remarked a stranger who wnnled to rent a small farm, pump handle a little, lord, "and you will .see a fine stream f water. You don't expect to hiive the Niagara Falls on Ihe place for S27.50 a month, do you 7' A Quick Recovery from Fever .ind nil aick- iwaa IS ilwayn Uio case whan " Korrovim " the baef tonic ia uaeU. Il builds, it strengthens, it giies iww lite. Tt; it. Mattie : "What has become of your anii-slung society that you took so much! intcivst in a few months ago?" Helen:! "Oh, it's in Ihe consomme. The president j got nutty and imagined slio was the only dent in Ihc pan. .so we gave her the willias un<l the dinky-dink associa- tion shot the chutes." Arc your corns harder to remove '.lust work thatiiha" 'hose that others have had? Have .said the land- 1 thev not had the same kind? Have they not been cured by using Holloway's Corn Cure? Try a bottle. SNAlvli.S TllAf I'l.V. At the last meeting of the London Zo- ological Society some notes were read bv IL .SI<elford, lale of the .Saro.\\Wk Museum, on "Hying snakes. These snakes are climbers, and a wonderful [•rovision of nature has been made for tbnin lo break' their fall in case of acci- dent when al a height from the ground. Thev have a sort of hinge line in the skin, on eillu'r .side of the body, and bv muscular contraction Ihe vcnirnl surface of the reptile is drawn in so as •o become quite concave and the body , more llnttened. When falling, instead i of wriggling as other snakes do, Ihey "I was weading nnâ€" awâ€" -.icount of a woman being gored ir; death by n beast- ly cow. doncherknow." remarked young Dudcleigh. "Wenlly, I cawn'l imagine a more howwihie affair, can you. Mi.ss Caiistiiiue?'' "No. Mr. Dudo- ieigh." repliod Miss Caustiipie. with a mighty yawn- "unless it isjieing bored lo death by a cull !" Mogistrnte (lo Pnti : "Ynii are chargei! with stealing a lonf from ;i baker's carl A a\Fl" OF BKEU B.VRUELS. Es- Tcrrible Voyaflc ol 2,0W Miles by caiH-d Convicts. A sensational story of the sea is re- lated by the otlicers of Ihe German steamer Willchad, which has arrived al Sydney, .Vuslralia. from the islands of tlie Bismarck Archipelago. A tew weeks ago six French convicts from New t;alcdonia were discovered on a remote portion ot the Island on New , llritain in a deplorable condition, and What have you to sny for yourself?' ^,, being queslioncd it was n.soerlained Pal : "Nothing, .sor: except that Ihc doc- tor toiiM me Oi must ate stale bread for me dyspepsy. so Oi had to stale II." DQDDS ' '. â-  •»';i / PILLS nwM ^ISSj that they, with ten othei-s, had escaped li'om Noumea nearly twelve months ego. They constructed several raffs from slaves" ot beer barrels, and rigged their frail craft with -sails of Ihe most primi- tive description. One of the rafts, occupied • by six men. after ninny months, safely reach- eu nn uninhabited portion of New Bri- tiiin. after a terrible voyage of nearly 2.000 miles. For four months the men were tramping in search of civilization, and pvenlually they were found and brought lo Ilerbertshohe. hold their bodies parfectlP» ngiJ am^ ulide down slowly to Ihc ground, which they reach at niiile an angle from where llieir fnll Ix^cnn. An Irishniiin. who had been in a flghl Willi a neighbor, had one of his ears al- most ehewcd iiff. . He consulted a law- yer oiMicerning Ihe bringing of a prose- cution, nnd. after a .somewhat lengthy nceouiil of the ditiicully. ended his story as follows ; "1 wouldn't mind so much for myself, lawyer: bul I'd hate like poison lo raise a laioily wkl one ear." QiiuiQCii myautiitiiL UHSE. Here i* Somethiag' Uiat will b« Welcome News to Many a Oiacouiaged One. " For ieTend yo»r» I have been troubled with gM around my heart, shortnaaa of breath, in fact, if I walked my uraal gait my l>realh would set so abort I would do compelled to make aevoral atopa duriug WiLU&ii H. Rnu>. my walk. " Of late my food did not digest properly. It turned aour in my stomach, causing me great diatress ; often, too, I had di»a){reo- able attacks of belching gaa and heartburn. " I waa bothered with sever* pains across the small o( my back aud the leaat bending or tnruing would cause me to aliuust cry out. " I was induced to try Dr. Lcoohanlt's Anti-Pill and from the very first found r«li*f. " For the last threa months I have had no rccnrrence of my former complaints, so I am IwuimI to say Anti-Pill has indeed cured me." Th's is the voluntary statement of Wm. H. Reed, of 165 Queen St., Kingxton. OnU All Dniagista sell Aati Pin. 'The Wilson- Fyie Co., Limitml, Niagara Falls, Ont. 'The renedy that ourod suoh »a •xtrenio aaaa is anrely worth trying. SM Wilson's FLY PADS THR ONLY TUINU THAT kitj-s thsm all, AVOID POOR IMITATIONS.. Sold by all Drugglsta and General Store* aiid by mail. TEN CENTS PERPACKET FROM ARCHDALE WILSON HAMILTON. ONT. 200 Wlen WanteTat Once In various parts of the Dominion, as whole or spare lime agents, la .sell a high grade slock ol hardy and well- grown ti-ees and plants. Go-ahead nnd i-nergetic men can make a very prolit- ablc business of selling this slock, which is well known. Liberal terms and a coinplelo outlll. Commission paid weuk- ly Apply at once lo E. D. .-^MITn. , Ileldcrleiijl) NursoriQS, 'Winona, Onlnrio. rstablishcd over a quarter of a century. . ~,'-<lfei# Owoevilutblj.iKtiea' OHENILLE CURTAINS UOI CORTilHS •»*W.°^'ifr"i WnU to ua ftboul jonr* •YHH 0%,, las lU. Msnfwi ri'^IlK NEW COl.TltlN FACK DOWN ^ cemcnl block machine; no levers nor cogwheels lo gel out of order; very lapid and simplo in operation; makes S, to or 12 imh walls. \ or 8 inches high, in various designs; we al.so mnnufnctiiro brick machines, .sill moulds, chimnoy block, angle and various oilier moiild.<i; write for calalogiio showing nils and slate your reiiuiremenls. The r.iltrin Vlnnufncluring i:o., Wolkerville, Oni. ^1 <4l IS.'^lt NO. 23- •»

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