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' tulumin.l Wfccn tbe maple turns to erimsoD, Aofl tbe iMfnu to gulil ; When tb Kemian'H m the meadow ADI! the utor in tbe wnltl ; When tbe moon ia la|i|>ttl in vapor, Au.l tbe night 11 (ro>ty ouid , When Iba ebeHtnut bnm are opened, Ami tbe acorim drop hit- hail, Anil the drowiy air la aUrtlol With the tnuinpMiii of ihn riall With tUe illiiliin u>t> of Hid l Auil tbu mliitt i Through the milling wood* I wan.lir Through the jewel* uf tbe year. Krom ihf >ellow upland* calling, Heekiug her who mill u dear , 8be ii near me in tbe autumn, Hue, the beautiful, i* uet\r. Through the smoke of burning Hummer Whrii tbe weary wluiU are itlll. I ean MM* her iu the valley, I can see nur un the bill. In the splendor i f the wuodl&uila, Iu tbe wbinper of the rill. fft Ihe aborei of enrth and heaven Uuet anil mingle lu tbe lilue ; Bhecan wau<ienlown Ihe glory To tbe placet tbat she kuew Where the happy Ii ver* wandered In tbe ilayn when life wan true. Bo I think when day* are iweetast, Ami ih- worM in wholly fair, bhe may Motm-inne- ateal uron me Through thu diuineai nf the air, Wiib the crciBi Ufon her bniom. And the anmrantn in her hair. Onee to meet her. ah I to meet her. And to h.il.l hi-r icenlly fast TIH 1 blessed her, till >be hleeaexl me That were unp|,invri at la*t ; Ttat were HIN* beyond our meetings, It) tbe an tumua uf tbe |>at ! lini/aid Taylor. l>. ...I ill I hln. Jnat for the aake of being called a good fellow, Joit for tbe praue uf toe tycofbaul crowd. Tbat aiiM'k.-.l your ciuan, i|UaHe.l your rich wine* aud mellow. Yon ar ulrepiug, to-day, 'ueatli tb* soil in your Hbroiitt. J ait for the take of being called clever daab i UK By human bog* living outside of a |n. Tbe ram on your cold bed la cea**jlMly While you ihoal.l be living a man among J oat for tbe take of being pointed at looked at By Ibe falae, iniincerc. bypocritleal erew. That growH on the fulliei uf weak bra. u like youre fat. You are dead ai Ibe dreauii your boylah af ul kuew. Yon feignml a coct>'in|>t for theuajclutof yellow And tcattered them broadcast, with buiilcrutii Mb Jutt lur the aake of being cal'ed a good fellow I You are nothing, to->lay, but a boxful of earth. THE QUEEN'S HOUSEHOLD. I.i-t ..i i i.f toria Oftioers) ot Court. Vio Tb* Umlro .prrrmlnlng io iheMrvrem U sal-re. The Queen's oouri is composed of cffi eers, tnoordmates and attendant! to tbi number of nearly a thousand, tbe msjoriiy receiving salaries tbat may be called more (ban liberal, S>H tbe New York Sun. Firtt and forerr.oat com en Ibe Lore Steward, whose tttiae i* political one in the gitt of tbe exiiting Ministry ; bis salary is f 10,000 a year. lie in (be principal offi oer ol the court, and baa juridiclicn over tbe entire household. All officers and eer vants connected with tbe oourt, eioeptini thoee of tbe Qjeeu's chamber, obnpal aui table, are subject to hi* order.. 11 appear* at court on all State oocanions, aui toe anbordinate cltlaials o( tbe bousebolt are appointed by him. Tbe aotive dutiee of tbe Lord Steward are performed by tbe Master uf tbe House hold, whoae oounlaut reaidenoe ii within tbe preotnoteof tbe palace. Neoe*arily h baa a Urge itaff of t nicer* to auist him baviug full cnntrol over tbe domestic eatab liHhmeLt. Tbe salary of tbe matter i 0790 a year, and bis private i.ecreu>r reotivee II 500 a year. Tbe Lord Treasurer ranks next to tb Lord Steward, aote for him at all Ktate oere monies in ca*e be n ab>ent. and draw 9-1 -VJO a year . while to s.Hsi>t bim b baa> tbe controller of tbe household, wbi alao u paid 14 .V.'O and likewiro doee uotb inn. Tbe board of green clotb ie onmpo.ed n tbe four above mentioned c tlioials an adjadioatea on cffenoee commuted in oer tam pat 1 1 of the palace. To annul them i their onerous dutien, they bave a eecretat t II 500 a year, three accounting olerk at 11,000 a year each, divers otber elerk to tbe number of in, and one femal aMutunl. Tbe olerk of tbe kitchen ie an importan funeiinoary, evidetoed bv tbe fci that b gete |:I.VMI a year and " fouud " I'ude him be ban mveu olerke to keep looount* obeek KOOCIII a* they are received, a:. give tbe Decenary order* to tbe tradet people. Tbe chief receives 1 13 500 a year, and hi foor aaeiataLt oooka Jl 7">U each, with tb privilege of escb taking an apprentice tbe latter having to pay a premium of about M (XXI. Tbere are HI otber amiiet- ant oookfl, and twelve helpers of different kinds. Tbe bead ot tbe confectionery depart- ment of tbe kitchen receive* 91,200 yearly, and bis aawistant fl, '.'"(), they baving sii annuitant" ; ID addition there are tbe pantry eook and baker, with fonr aMittante, and three women having charge of tbe oeflee rooiD. Tbe linen is looked niter in tbe "ewer" department, oouiiitmg of a yec man and two aumtautn. The chief butler receive! 92,500 a yesr. lie bold* an important position, inasmuch as he selects and buys all tbe wines used in tbe royal boonebold. To properly arrange the table before tbe Cjiieeo's dinner in served there are two principal table deck- ers with 91 000 a year each, and a second table decker at 1750. s tbird at 1150 and an assistant with 9UIH). Tbe leatt liberal salaries probably are those paid to tbe three yeomen having charge of tbe plate pantry, wboee united salaries amcuui to but 1150, while tbe valuables intruited to their oare are esti- mated to be worth from 910,000000 to 915000.000. They bave six a*niataate. Tbe oare of lier Mnjeaty'iooal* mum be an arduous duty, as it is lutruxted to no lean than thirteen persons. Tbe flrnt ard scoHid Umpligbtern receive 9500 s year each and board money, and bave seven anM-tai i<. Tbe oourt ot th* Mambalsea In a regular oojrtof justice attached to tbe (jueeu't household, baving jurisdiction ovur tbe laoeu witbiu twelves miles from White- all. Tbe lord steward is tbe judge, (be unction of the oourt being to aUuiinsler untioe between tbe Queeu's domett c ner- ant*. Tbis oourt was establiebed by [enry \ 111., ami now oo*U tbe nation a year, not including the aalary of lie ouief of the police ot this court, wbu is ailed kuigbt marshal, 92 500 a year, and bis eight assistant*, witb 9500 a year eaoh. Uu Maundy Thursday of each year, and wioe a year in Soctlaud Yard, alms are miribuied to tbe poor. Tbe almonry is tie office that looks after iheae itnttnou ions, tbe principal two officers tf which re called the hereditary graLd almouor and tbe lord high almoner. Bjth offiots are honorary, but they bave a secretary, rho receives 91,750 a year, about tbe oiouLt distributed to the poor on Maundy .'hurnday. Tbe Lard Chamberlain receives 910,000 a .ear, and tbe Vice-Cuamberlain M.iiitt) 'bey superintend all tbe cuioera aud wir- antai belougiog to the Qaeeu's chamber*, icept tbe bed obambers, tbeie being uuder be itroom of tbe stole, an well a* tbe officers f tbe wardrobe. All entertainments given u tbe palace are under their oare, aud they ave to audit all account connected with oyal marriage*, coronations, funeral*, etc. .'o Mt the Chaujberlain there are a con- roller of accounts, an inspector tf account*, hree clerks and fonr messengers, tbeir united salaries amounting to t!5 .V.O. In tbia deparlmbLt al*o is the Keeper of ler Majesty 'R Privy Purse, who receive* a alary of 110.000 a year and a percentage >n Her Majesfs privy purse, lie is the luancial Secretary to tbe Queen. The Mistresa of tbe Kobe* draws a Balary f 92 500, and tbe Groom of tbe Kobes il.OUO with three auiatauts. Tbere are alao eight ladies ot tbe bcd-ohamoer, who each in rotation wait on Her Majutty a ortoight at a time. Tbe Queen s maids ot honor are eight in number, and receive 91 500 a vear each. I'tey attend Her Majesty two at a time for a n.uulu, thus serving but three moutbi in tbe year. Tue bedchamber women are tbe same in number as the maids of honor, receive tbe same salary, and serve in rotation in tbe name manner. They are ouly expected, bewever. to figure on state occasions. Next we bave eight lords in waiting, tbe grooms in waiting, tbe gentlemen uxhern of tbe privy chamber, daily waiters, groom* of the privy chamber, quarterly waiters, groom* ot tbe great chamber, and thirty - two gentlemen of tbe privy onauiber. These last-named receive no pay what- ever, except tbe honor of the thing, while tbe tir.t mentioned cost the exchequer S.",5,!iii"> a year. A difficult position o fill is that ol mar- shal of the ceremonies. He attends on all state occasions, aud conducts foreign ambassadors, etc , to tbe Qjeen's pretence. A thorough knowledge uf tbe detail" of etiquette and, above all, ol precedence, is absolutely necessary in this pott. The salary is only 91 OOO a year. Tbere are live pages ol tbe back itsirs, a year. Under bim are different rquerriss and piges of honor, a sergeant footman, fifteen footmen, twelve oomjunueu, I *euly grooms and fifty helpers. A KOY.tl. W4HUMUHK. Tbrir dunes Two State fiages and a page uf tbe chambers asaiil the who receive f 2.000 a year, are to wait on tbe Sovereign. live. Tbe lord*, ladies and maid* of have six pages of tbe pretence to rttend them at breakfast aud luncheon. Tin-no pages are also required to wait on Her Majesty'* visitors. They eaeh receive I'.'OO a year, and have pages, men to wait ou Ihe m. Kigut sergeants-at-arms draw 9'<00 a year apiece. Their duties are now nominal, though in tbe days ol tbe j out and tourney they were to " hcid watch outaide tbe royal tent in complete armor, with bow, arrows, award aud mace of c (hot ; and l>oa[ture any traitors about tbs oourt or otber (treat offenders.' 1 inner relics of past ages are three kings- of-arms and fix heralds. Last in the Lord Chamberlain's depart- meat are messengers innumerable, palace inspectors, nine bousskeepers, sixty bou*e uiaids, three linen-room women and two attendants to ebow tue public through Windsor Castle, with Ralarie* ranging from a nominal sum to 11,500. The ecoiBKiasticf, with tbeir ueceuary following, attached u the household are iiiuiv in number aud cost a large lum yearly in salaries. Tbs list is ax follows : Dean and sub-dsan of tbe obipel royal, St. James' ; the clerk of tbe oloaet, three deputy clerk*, a resident chaplain, a closet keeper, forty eight chaplains in ordinary and ten priests in ordinary, with (our chaplains, three preachers and three read- ers (or tbe chips!* at Whitehall Hall, Hampton, Windsor aud Kenelogton ; also Thr .TiB Urr. I.ell SIT Ikr lr(la <f,i. . II el t i, *!..!.. I \Vben the bright Occidental ttsr, Veen Elizabeth, paised away she left iu her wardrobe, according to tbe bittoriogrupb- ers, two thousand drasse*, says tbe London Ttieyraph. Chronicler* bave augmented the royal trounseau to aa many tui feur thousand drenses , but it is p siible thai the whole ol Her Majesty's wearing apparel was luoluded iu tbi* vast catalogue, aud tbat it comprised not ouly ver table gown* ot velvet, silk, damask aud uffety, and double -wheeled tardyuKslae. taut likewise mantles of vair, shapperoone or hoods, esohelles of ribbon, petticoat* pranked with tissued panes, tmocka wrought with thread ol gold, fote mantel* for ridug on horseback, and furred djcktta. lu any case, tbe queen's maid* of honor and tbe bed chamber and tiring women must bave bsd a good time of U when tbe spoils ol lier Majesty were divided, or when, as is more likely, they were appr. priated on tbe principle of first coma tint nerved, wilbout any reference to equitable division at all. Tbe siraogeet of vicissitude* musl bave been undergone by tbeae scattered parapher nslia, wbiob, but (or the practice that pre vailed down m l*.tO ol selling or otherwise disposing alter Ibe decease of tbe clothe* worn by roysl persocsges, might, to a gr a extent bave remained intact, aud bave been preserved in local mui*euuis, even as the Marquis of Abergsveuuy ha* lent to a literary institution at TuubnJge Wells the peer's robes worn by bis accentor l tbe trial of Mary Queen of Scota, st 1 jtber ingav. Borne if Queen Elizabeth's Deloug ings passed, however, into safe hand* where they are a* religiously treaaured as the shut and doublet in which Charles I was dressed st this execution aud tbe uava uniform worn by NeUon at Trafalgar Amocg tbe relics ot tbe attire of the virgin queen which bavetoomedown tout assuredly one ol Ibe moat curious and most inter estiug is tbe silk stockings in tbe pisaessiou ol Ibe Marqui* of Ball* nury, which be has recently lent to the company of framework knitters, to eubacce tbe attraction* of tbeir display iu the "Old London ' section of tbe Interns tioual Health Exhibition. Ii has been already pointed oul tual tbeae Hooking* cannot be tbe historical bcse celebrated by btowe as having been presented to tbe Queen ou New Year's Day, I'-'.O, by her silkwoman, Mrs Montague, wbiob, after a few days' wear- ing, so pleased lier Mtjesty that she de- clared them to be pleasant, fine aud deli- cate, and tbat thenceforward she would never wear any moreolotta stockings, which promise she kept until her death, more than forty year* afterward. Tbe stock- ings, however, made memorable by Stowe, were, be explicitly state H, ol " black knil silk ; " wbeiea*, tbe hose which Lord ball* bury baa sent to the Health Kihibitiuu are ot undyed silk. Tbe circumstance does net in Ihe sligLutl degree mil. t. is against tbe geuuineue** of Ibs relic , as tbe r Queen probably wore very many dozen i..-. -I, A - N \ l 1. 1; ~ MTOKt . -,,,. Stalled Brlw THsX IftVKTKMATK - Ml "list *-" 1 heard /.at Vance telling how he cap tbe vole of u back wood* settlement iu North Carolina when he tin- 1 ran for Con- gress, say* Bill Arp, iu tbe Atlanta t'onjfi- uri<m. tie ssid he bad never beu in that settlement auddidu'l kuow the boy*, lie rode over tbe muuutains aud found about sixty sovereign* at across roads grocery ,*nd ie got dowu and bitched his horse and began io make their acquaintance, and cracked ai* jokee artuud, and ibougLt he was getting along pn tty well with them, but be nitioed au old man with haguy eyebrows and big, brass pcotacles sif.iugoD a chunk aud marking in the saud with a stick. Tbe old man didn't seem to pay any atteution to Vance, aud altar a while Vance concluded tbat the old man was bellwether to the flock and that U was ueoessary to capture him, so be s:dled up clone to L un and the old man got up aud shook hiuinelf aud leaned forward en his stick, and held, solemnly : Tbi* is Mr. Vance. I belie ve ?" Yts, sir," said Vance. "Aud you bave oouie over here to see toy boys about thtir voles, 1 believe?" " Yes, sir." aaid Vance, " thai'* my business." " Well, tir," said the old men, " afore you proceed witb tbat buiioess I would like to ax you a few questions." " Certainly, ir, certainly," said Vance. " What church mout )ou belong to!" said the old man. Tbat was a puzzler Vance didn't belong to any church, lie kuew tbat religiou aud meuing was a big thing in the backwoods, at d controlled their politics, but he didn't kuow what their religiou was. for N irth Carolina was powerfully (potted, lit t be rquared buc*tlf for the recpousibihu, and says be: " Well, DOW, my friend. 1 will tell you about tbat, for u is a (air quection. Of course it is. Well, you see my grandfather came from Boolland, and you kuow that over in Scotland everybody is 1'rexby terian." liere be pautej to note thetffcct, but saw no tign of sympaiby with bis graudps. " But my grandmother came from Kng land, aud over there every one belong* to the Kpisoopal Church." lie [auatd again, aud tbe old maa made another mark iu the aand and spit bis tobacco far away. " liul my father was born in tbia country in a Methodist settlement, and so be grew i |i a Methods; ' Still nn sigu of approval trumtbe old in .ID, aud so Vance tjokbialael shot, aud said . " But my good old mother was a Haplial, and it i my opinion that a man ban got to go uuder water to get to heaven." Tbs old man walked up, and, taking him by the hand, said : Well, you are all igbt, Mr. Vance," and then, turnup to tbe rowd, ssid : Boys, he'll do and you my die lor bim ; 1 thought he look, d Ilka a Aud the old man slowly drew a slew ihr Assrrlf MM Braiael la I >*) Is) i . ...i My experience i* tbattba mosl iuv* lerate " rtuber " in the lulled Stales gradually becomes subdued by residei.ce lu England. Tbe atmo*phere of deliberation enlera into bin active bones sud conquers him. and, after a tew mouth*, he orders bis existeuee so that it la at . cr ntoe<M.s>ry to make baste over anything, lie always oatcbes his train, all the same, aud be never misses tbe post ; hut ol tn-: fiery, untamed mus- laog of Wall street aud Broadway, tbs alert, quick silvery bummer " of Jjelmonioo'* and tbe cotton market, there is left no trace, lie has ref laced tbe fever of our exuteLow at home by tbe normal temperature of life in Kuglaud, a contrast auu a change which is uus|eakab!y grateful to people who bavt been bounding through space in tbe IL vuoratiug almos- pheie of tbe western world. Blunt -we ing here la ouly done, ss a rule, by Americans ouavmii. Tboee of older English growth ouly accompany them to walub tbeir fresh enjoy men', or listen to their piquautly damaging oomparion*. After a while, if they remains*) there, they wiulJ never go to we tbe igbt at lea< i not uules tbsy oould do U most deliberately. 1; la ouly KnKlisb people or Anglicised Americans who ever think as a luriusr illuatraiion of pulling ip at a hi tel in Calais or Djvsr to wait until the channel oeJms dowu before crossing. Tbe true and Iresb Aiueiicau takes tbe nrrt boat tbat leaves, though tbs beaviuge be ss tboee of au eartl t lake and tbe shrieks of tbe ttorm mingle wub Ibe groane tf tbe diaoouaols>te French. l.un Jon Correrpaniieitee. pairs of silk stockings after New Year'* Day, l..r.O. and tbe Marjuis' loau may be ot them. ,.i... ..i it... i. i in.. Tbe Canada /.unot baa a learned asadiog article ou the bvaulieskf buttermilk as au article ol diet. It points out ibat the por ridge eaters and buttermilk drinkera of Inland and Scotland are not txnelled by any other pjopleiu soundness L! body and olearueas of Uead. and gives many learned reuoua why buileimilk abould be in grealer demand among C*uaJiaua that it is uow. Huiteriinlk, ssy* our ouuteuiporar> Is a true milk ptptonoid that is the fashionable word of tbe day milk already digested. It is good food aud drink fur youug and old. sick aud well. A* it is lood, it should not bv often taken between meal', as u is tbe habit of many | --pie llting au agreeable driuk, it i tou fr.-l\ used. Hick parsons, who pai take of lit.le or nothing lae, may partake much ofleuer, and more freely. Although oonuuning about tbe same quality of nutrition as awset milk, yet paueoM appear to be able to coo suuie at eats at least double the qua.nl. ty ol buiteru.uk. liulieruiilk is erpeoiaily able as a laxative, and may be used with great benttti in oasis of lypbcij. Tin afKrJs a biut for its ties to batiiual oousli paliou. ButlermilkisadiurtlicaLd may be prescribed wub advantage iu njuue kidney troubles. Bsoauae of acidity, it exercises a choir of bojs, four organ is if, two ooa.p>er, I ^ood tuiprestioo on tbe liver, aud is wsll a violiuist.'a sergeant of tue vtrtry sud maHter of boys." Fur doctors, etc., li:i,:>00 a year is Tbe Stale band, although it is seldom beard, costs C.) >HO a year. We next oouie to tbe poet laureate, who draws inspiration from the State at the rate ot t500 a year. Tbe master of the tennis oourt doee nothing, tor which be receives ttidO a year. Atter him, with nominal dutiee, come tbe burgomaster and two watermen, wbone united salariss amount to 92 000 a year ; tbe keeper < f tbe swans, a keeper of the jewels, in tbe lowi .-. an exhibitor ol tbe jewels, a principal librarian, a librarian iu ordinary, a painter and a surveyor ot pio- tar*w. Duriog the reign of Henry VIII., be instituted tbe oorjs ol gestlemen pennion- er, composed of members of tbe highest families, selected by himself. They bore this title until tbe accession of William IV., when it was changed to that of gentle- men-at-arms. The corps uow oon*i*ts principally ol hall pay < tlir, bat il still maintains its high tone, aud under no consideration is a tradesman allowed to enter. Tbe appointments in U DOW are regularly bought and sold, aud bring good prices, tbe bfnoe ot Lieutenant and Silver Ruck having been known to bring t">UOOO. The oost of running tbe corps is 925.000 a year. Tbe Captain and Gold Biiok has a salary of 95,000, ths Lieutenant and Silver Slick !'.! SCO, and each of tbe forty gettle- men-sl-arms 1500, aud t!5 a dsy lor travelling expenses when ordered on country service. The beef ei ters, or body guard of yeo- men, will be remembered ty all who have visited the tower by their peculiar garb of Ibe Tudor period. Tbeir c*|t*io, always a peer, t eot ives 15,000 a year, aud ths men adapted to many case* m which lime-wiler and milk are usually prescribed. It is valu able in the treatment of diabeli s, either exclusively or aiteroatsly with akiui milk II tbese laols were generally known, the pigs might come in for a smaller share of buttermilk than they do, aud it might be let* ued as a fertil r of tb* soil, for iu msny farm bouses tbe milk ie simply thrown out. I h. H..IU >.i. Met Hla ..!. I believe tbat mueb tbat i* said a boo fetich- worship rests on no solid foundation ueither a kind ol worship LOT any sernu* service is addressed to Ibe brmless toy we call a fetich, but ouly a mysterious good or evil spirit fancied to dwell within it. A negro, as is hi* habit, is silting and t .ink ing about nothing. Casually be oasts bis sys upjn a kuotty limb of strauge growth that may bear some ludinlinot reatm blai.ce to a human face. Amused ai it. h takes a knife and makes an effort to help out nature by toratcb ing tbe nose, month and eyes into plainer prominence. At last tbe thing a| pears 10 curious thai he concludes he will take i home and set it up before bis hut. I biomes bin " fetich. ' and grins to da; pleasantly, to-morrow with a oroee air, ai him. To heighten tbe efitot, he paioti i red around tbe eyes, or adorna it witb brgbt ornaments. In tome nuoh way as thin, I believe, we may explain tbe origin of the nrnt images of tbe gods, new illumia tiousof which we msy still obaerve to be trough! before us from time to time. I do not regard the prvoeu as a religious our, bulrttuerss au in mates ot tbe develop- ment uf tbe first ides of art. Ma* liuchner, in Popular Snenct Monthly. lak from hi* coat tail and baudsd Vance to teal his faith. u to Ham tiravr*. Co tbe curious and those who wi. h to ponder awhile ou tbe immutability of uumau thing*, there is co place where a belter o| porluuity is t tiered tbau ou tbe little inlands iu tbs harbor where lie tbe boues of hundreds of tbe departed noble red men, who bave gone to the hunting grounds of Ibe (.real happy Spirit. L> ing promi>cuouly around ate bleached b >UCB and grinning skulls, remnants ol clothing aud fragments of the utiualls of those thai are placed there iu rou^b wooden boxes. Tbe ordinary ludiau does not seem tj bave much a IJLIIOO paid to bim, and part of biui msy be iu au uncovered box aud tbs rest scattered over Ihe rockn, aluug wub numerous shslls. lo several places tbe boxes are covered over and an effort mads while *- !> S-Haural. They bad tbe poor woman in a tM cctfin Tbe beautiful bunch ol white roses* ID the one hand that wa* exposed did col conceal ths marks ol toil ou her angers, tbs cal- loused places, tbe dialeuded juiuls atid Ihe rough skin, lier irou gray hair wan ueatly brushed dowu ou tbe tide* of her wrinkled forehead, aud tbe black silk KOWU fuldcd to gracefully about her was full of lulrs, brand nsw, and evidently expensive. Tbere were teu backs fur Irisuda uf tbe family, aud the hearse was driven b\ a tuan in livery and bad eight costly plumes ou top. " How uatural the looked, sud whs: a lovely funeral," laid a woman who bad known tbe family. Uow unnatural she looked, and what an inhuman ihing thai fuueral was.' aaid a male cynic who aoouiLpauiicd hsr. Why?" " Because. Thsre ws a good woman, a hard working wifs aud u. other, who never bsd a rids in a hack, wbuse nugera nevsr pressed a dower and wbu never wore *ilk. She didn't bave time aud didn't bave money. Now look at her. Klowvrs rare and swesl iu her dead bauds, lota of car riagci- following ber hearse and a costly hr<-uJ fur a body which in life wa deemed none too good lor a .to oeut worsted A queer world tlin. which iguorss faahiou m life ana falls a bliud votatry to u iu death. IL. i Aeeoiding to tbs butorv ol huu.u ipalby it was nit recognized by any curter*d ni.titutiuii m tbe I'niled Slate* aa lale as i-i I Tbe laat rtpuiu ahow tha; tbers are uuw under excluively bou. > ipatbic con- trol 45 general bcapitals), oo*tiu .' .Mi,. 000; 'M special ho|. '.lain, oostlug S 1 OLlMiuO 4d dii.[>n>arie ; 11 oo.lrge*, witb aiuuiui "KJ prMtiriug pbvticians, who are members ol *otne medical society, and to preserve some idea of recpeoi. an occasional akeletou ot a canoe will be found along witb the bone* ot its former living owner. Uow tbeir glory has deparkd ' Those wLo were nrst iu the obaee aud io war now lie there a uegltcted heap ol bleached bone* aud corruption, while the remnant uf the once wild and tree race an- gradually iiaappeariuif fr. m tbe face of the earth by contact with tbe whiles. Along the sborss ot tbe bay where once glided tbeir iwift cauoee, are uow built the wharves of the white man, aud the sail* of many nation* tluttsr iu tbe bretu. Truly this is a tranntory stale, and tbs weaker bave to succumb to tbe strong and parish Irom exuteuoe. I . l t.l., One of tbe curious features of modsrn advertisements, says tbe Troy / wt, ia tbe tendency to ute as tigualurex words tbat huggest a meaning, and sometimi* a very obviuus oue. In ons ot these lustanoes an advertiser lor a boarding |l*or n quests all replies to be addrensed to " Moderate)." How nuggetive ot hi* expeclstiuu of reasonable ternm ! Tbeo, again, tbe woman who advertises tor assistance iu her troubles gives ' I'ufortuuate " an her address, io order to keep tbe Inter in harmony with her appeal. " Non-inquiai- live " is appended to another advertise- luett, and as tbe latter calls lur rooms and board tbe signature suggests tbe nature ol ths case too clearly to n quire any explana- tion. Auiluer advertisement ot similar character bid* tbe reader address " Dis- creet," a word which m this connection has a well understood meauing. Another word which is ol tsn found smong a oei t tin class of advertissra U " Quiet," and it sometimes p,.ear* as " Very Quiet." In this connection it also has a ouuven tional meaning so well understood tbat when a very quiet person advertises for board no explanation is required. Occa- sionally an advertisement appears offering board and bidding sp|hoai.U address " Secluded." This at once suggests tbat concealment which is required by an evil life, and in tbis manner a single word is made to indicate apurpjee. who are not The Ward's Uland Hospital. New Yurk. is perhaps tbe Isrgest, bavin* 120 beds. Tbe death rate among the 5.36'.i plieLt< treated tbsre was only per out., which u considered low. Thu ui one of the points where il is claimed tbe opposition touted bad cskae* ou to them iu order to run up tbe percentage of deaths. Tbe < i, htbaliiiio UoabitsU in New Yurk is uuiversally acknowledged lo be one of tbe must completely . |-iii|>J and nuocesaful institulioL< lu the oouulry. PfuLt.ttl^tua Littfutck. l.nul HU.IUI... When Jerry McAuley. tbe evangelist of tbe alum*," died tuddeuly in New York, Thursday, tbe hard olasMi uf ciujaas smong wboui be labored fell hi* deslb deeply, and one ol thtui pronounced a rough but eUquent little impromptu eulogy ou him. " Sty, my ! ' said bs ; "so thai the last ot him. I aiu'l muob oo Ibe relige ' mysell, and I Ji n t hitch wub Ibese tinging and i raying lulkri. But Jerry McAuley was a brick, lie wa, tor sure. I've knocked around ttuse parts some, and 1 WSM dowu iu tbe swamp when bs trisd to give religion a show iu ibe Kourlb ward. Well, be never weakened there, but slartsxl among Ihs worst dives going, aud he gathered iu s> good many poor fellows that were all ibe better lor u. I oau understand a man like tbat. He mean* bulutss all tbe Urns.' Could a pjhaued oratioa aay more ? Tbs honeymoon ol a CLuago ooupl* was spent iu tbe romantic and picture* que occupation ol oampiug out on tbe shore of L*ke Michigan ; but the plan teems to bavs failed, (or they filially emerged from tbe woods at oppomte i-ide*, aud are to be legally separated by a divorce. Turknh armorers no longer mske a secret of their manufacture of fraudulent antique* *ee tbe Ii.. Hllrsil II..,,, i. Ltlut royaler witb the oyster in tbe ibortsr dsy* aud iLomler that are brou K Lt by brown Bepteniber with it< roguish imaJ U . for breakfasl or for supper, oo Ibe uuder stasll or 1 1 per. of diabee be* tbe daisy, aud of shell n*b he's tb* stair. We try him as they fry him, and evsu as thsy pie him ; we're pirtlal to him luacioua in a roast ; we bull him aud we bred biiu, we vinegar and oil him, aud oh, be is delicious) stewed with toael. Ws sal him wtib tomatoes and salad of potatoes, nor Ijok him over witb horror wbeu be follows the) cold slaw ; and neither doth be fret as il be marches after lettuce aud abreast ot cayenne pepper when bis mijesty is raw. To welcome with September, to tbe kuile and glowing ember, juicy darling ol our dainties, di> p .ssesaor of Ibe clam ! To tbe oyrtar, then, a boiater, with bitu. in royal royster, we shall whoop it through tbe laud ot I'uole Sam. A', r. J,iutn*l. It came out in a Tennessee lawsuit tbat the ardsnt letU r< seut by a itirl to her lover had been oomponed tor another tellow, but tbat, on transferring btr *tf -o'i >us tud- denly, she bad erased the orifciual name and imerled a new one. A Vermont parent ba* ctil ^d bis boy bicycle by making it f uruith uiulivr power lor bis nunowiiig mill, corn sbeller sod griudatoues. Tbi* be does by au p.ndmg \,<norsto Cou*tantiuo|le cu it from Ibe sxle, riiiin\ii,g the tit* from aooieut weapons of tbe Turk*, tbe wheel and connecting U by au endless; The Lord Lieutenant ol Ireland has 9450 a year eaoh. _ reduced tbe extra police tax an*es*ed upon j Persian* and Mongols in course of fteeh rop*> to bis agricultural 'mJkobiues'Vbeu Tbe liaster of tbs Horre srendt I'i2rtl"> Limerick and will must upon its payment, construe. lun. 'making hisaou njctu.tsaid do tbe propelling