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ajefelfe CLOSING OUT SALE 40% Ott everything All sales final Hodder s Jewellers Terrace Bay location only Pietersen (a) THE CORPORATION OF THE TOWNSHIP OF TERRACE BAY The Township Municipal Office is seeking one post- secondary student to help in the transfer of data to their new computer system. Qualifications should include: Enrolment in a post sec- ondary institution, knowledge of computers and the abil- ity to work independtly. This position is for 15 zeeks to terminate on August 28, 1992. Hourly rate for the position is $7.50 Please send resumes by May 15, 1992 to: Christine Broughton Deputy Clerk-Treasurer Township of Terrace Bay P.0. Box 40 Terrace Bay, Ont. POT 2W0 @ Ontario Ministery of Govsenment Sects. MGS GENERAL CONTRACTORS Tenders are invited for barrier free access for Ministry of Natural Resources, Area Office Hwy #17, Terrace Bay. JOB NO. 5-MNR-11823 Tender documents may be obtained from: Ministry of Government Services, District Office, 500 Algoma St. North, P.O. Box 3020, Thunder Bay, Ontario P7B 5G5. {Sealed tenders will be received until 3:00 p.m. May 28/92 at which time they will be opened in public. TEN- DER CLOSING IN THUNDER BAY. NOTE: For further information please contact Cindy Langen, Ministry of Government Services, Thunder Bay, Ontario Telephone (807) 475-1285 The lowest or any tender not necessarily accepted. Pour des renseignement en francais veuillez com- poser (807) 475 1285. The Ontario Government intends that equitable employment practices be supported in the private sector and encourages you to take an active role in W.J. Thomas: Family for rent continued from page 11 Mom: "T just cleaned out the fridge yesterday." Me: "I said the litter box, not the fridge!" Mom: "Well that's a stupid place to keep milk!" When they film my moth- er's life story it'll star one of the Cordick sisters in a two- part Denny's commercial. Meanwhile Malcolm paces back and forth between the litter box and the fridge not knowing what he should do if an opportunity arises at either location. The McCausland Hospital's Cash Calendar Winners Week: Nineteen May 4: Mandy Ray, Terrace Bay, $10 May 5: Joan Charbam, Winnipeg, $10 May 6: Peter Monks, Terrace Bay, $10 May 7: Laura Prill, Schreiber, $10 May 8: Lucie LeHoux, Marathon, $10 May 9: May Brown, Terrace Bay, $50 May 10: Leo Legault, Schreiber, $10 This space donated by The Terrace Bay Schreiber News Lately I've noticed myself virtually shouting during nor- mal conversation. Luckily nobody has noticed since this usually occurs when I'm alone and in the tool shed. Marg, who was receiving senior citizens discount coupons during the first term of John Diefenbaker has a bit of a hearing problem. Some- times she can be kind of annoying. No, it's not annoying it's more frustrating than anything else. Actually it's not just frustrating...it's..JdT'S JAPAN FOR THE BOTH OF THEM! I've had it. I mean it. They're as good 'as gone, they're history, they're rentals and I can do better than $1,300 for a half day. So I phone the NKH com- pany in Tokyo and I get put right through to the president, a Mr. Kaoru Inova and explain the kind of novelty my mother and my cat could add to his rental agency and how I'll pick up the airfare (one way) if he'll pay the freight to send them both back here for Christmas (return * oe ( ENVIRONMENTAL APPEAL = SHAMROCK SHEARS GREEN AS EVER We at Shamrock are introducing a new line AVEDA; which is formulated with essences derived from plants and flowers. Plus, our containers are sent back to the supplier to be reused. We encourage our customers to join forces in protecting our fragile eco-system. REDUCE REUSE RECYLE GET WITH IT Printed material available upon request = Aai professionally as pA LEREELICS ame SUPERIOR NORTH BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT CENTRE INC. NOTICE OF ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING WEDNESDAY MAY 27, 1992 Conference Room, Terrace Bay achieving the goals of employment equity. Recreation Centre 7:00 p.m. AGENDA WILE INCLUDE: President's Annual Report Financial Report Appointment of Auditor for the Coming Year Appointment of New Directors This meeting is open to all residents of the area between the Steel River on the east, the Dublin River on the west and 30 miles north and south of Highway 17. Refreshments available. tickets) and what do you think the first thing he says to me? You guessed it. He said: "Nankai takoy yomuri ono katubasi." So I hung up on him. I don't speak Japanese. (Boy, are those people screwed up or what!) Which is why I'm exclud- ing the entire Asian Rim from my 1993 marketing plan and putting my idea to work right here at home. Are you a little lonesome/ Could you use a little compa- ny and light entertainment? Do you have cash on hand? For less than $300 a day you could rent MARGARET AND MALCOLM a conge- nial couple of cut-ups known THE LADY AND THE TRAMP. She does magic tricks! He sleeps through them! They both love ice cream! Call now. Our operators are standing by. For further details turn to the MuchMusic channel on your television set. Annie Lexon has taped a promotion- al video for the Margaret and Malcolm rental plan. Really. With Annie singing lead, the group is called The ig an There's something for everyone in the newspaper... Something interesting. Fun. Informative. Insightful. Challenging. Exciting. Educational. Inspiring. Noteworthy. Call 825-3747 to subscribe Violete is 95 ft! » @Love Shannon & Nola