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Page 6, News, Tuesday, May 22, 1990 Tina Young, Ann Querry, popcorn. Birchwood Terrace for the Sparks, Brownies, Guides, All the World's a circus- continue remember what Trigger was wearing in the last photo I saw of him but somehow I couldn't imagine Malcolm draped in a hand-tooled leather riding saddle and Dale Evans. I chose a pair of black and white saddle shoes, a polo shirt with the collar up and a cardigan sweater. I started to put a pair of cords on him and then I thought - how ridiculous - we're doing this by phone for gawdsakes. For the record I own a cat that stands 32 centimeters in saddle shoes,. weighs 26 kilograms in an Irish-knit cardigan and looks a lit- tle like Perry Como if Perry Como had been born into a litter of six scruffy orphans by a moral- Maybelle Furlonger, and Blanch Speck help to bag 150 bags of residents and afew parents took the time to bag the popcorn ly-bankrupt mother and a father who split even before the panting subsided. "He's not very big is he?" she asked. "No, not in metric," I replied. We moved on down the list, checking "no" beside all the things near and dear to an insur- ance salesman's heart: persistent hoarseness, asthma, blood-spit- ting, bronchitis, jaundice, gall bladder, chronic diarrhea, urinary swelling, convulsions - boy, a lit- tle shop talk over dinner with these guys must be an experience and a half. I'd just love to see an office interview with a recently- arrived immigrant in which the and Pathfinders who attended a rally in Marathon Photo by Angie Saunders insurance salesman actually had 'to act all these things out. Just the other side of dizziness, fainting and recurrent headaches we hit an impass known as ""histo- ry of mental illness." I looked at Malcolm. Malcolm grinned at me. "What's the penalty for per- jury?" I asked. "Are you lying?" asked the secretary. "No I am not lying. Did I say I was lying? Are you accusing me of lying?" I heard three yes check marks go into the family history column beside "nervous anxiety", "chron- ic paranoia", and "borderline Northern Insights continued from page 5 1986. Among other things, the Rosehart task force called on Peterson to do exactly what he's doing - move departments out of Toronto as a way of truly diversi- fying the economy of alt of Ontario. I am not now, nor have I have been, a member of any polit- ical party. I do not support every- thing Peterson's government is doing. But Peterson and his friends with the Red Ties have this one right. Mr. Clancy, please seek treat- ment for your myopia. I offer the diagnosis free of charge. The treatment will cost you some time - discovering what northern Ontario is really like. I urge you to make that investment soon, before you send out any more let- ters to your membership. Your northern neighbor, Larry Sanders PS: Incase you can't find your dictionary in all that Toronto smog, "Myopia" means "short- sightedness". schizophrenia". I don't mind fudging the facts a little but if you think I'm going to certify the mental soundness of a cat who once spent the Victoria Day weekend staring down a drain pipe in my neighbors' flowerbed, then you must think I'm crazy. This cat drags back rodents with tire tracks on them and then, when he knows I'm looking, he pretends to beat them to death on the patio. And I'm going to signa document that says mentally he's all right? "During the last five years has your son used any hallucinogenic or habit forming drugs?" "Does catnip count?" I asked. d from page 5 "I'll be hanging up now. Goodbye," she said. It's all just as well. . Next on the list was a paragraph dealing with "amputation and reproduc- tive organs." All they had to do was call Dr. David Thorne who still has most of Malcolm's man- hood in a jar on his office refrig- erator. So Malcolm will someday die and I'll be left broken-hearted and broke. Nobody said it would be easy. Did I say it would be easy? I never said it would be easy. I didn't say anything. Did you say something? You said it would be easy! I heard you say it would be easy! 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. both days. For further information, please contact: Greg Pawson P.O. Box 280 Telephone: (807) 825-3205 Ministry of Natural Resources Attention HUNTERS, FISHERMEN, LOGGERS, TRAPPERS AND RESOURCE USERS! THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO BE INVOLVED IN THE MANAGEMENT OF YOUR FORESTS! PUBLIC NOTICE FOR THE INFORMATION CENTER FOR THE STEEL RIVER CROWN MANAGEMENT UNIT TIMBER MANAGEMENT PLAN (1991 - 1996) These information centers are for the purpose of reviewing and commenting on alternatives March 31, 1996. The information provided at this information center will include: -a "values map" for the management unit which displays known resource features, -maps of areas eligible for harvesting during the twenty year period -maps of specific areas proposed for harvest during the first five year period -proposed roads for access during the twenty year period -specific road locations proposed to be built during the first five year period -areas of concern where forestry operations may be modified to protect other resource values Ministry of Natural Resources Terrace Bay, Ontario POT 2W0 Renseignments offerts en francais a l'adresse suivante: Ministere des Richesses naturelles Please note that opinions expressed become public record unless privacy is requested. é The Ministry of Natural Resources will be conducting 2 Public Information Centers for the Timber Management Planning process for the Steel River Crown Management Unit. These 2 sessions will be held Wednesday J une 20, 1990, in Terrace Bay (Terrace Bay Recreation Center) and Thursday June 21, 1990, in Marathon (Zero to 100 Motor Inn) from and preliminary proposals which have been developed for the period April 1, 1991, to land uses and values which must be considered in the planning process Following the Public Information Centers there will be a 30 day period provided for public review of the preliminary proposals as described above. This information may be reviewed at the Ministry of Natural Resources office in Terrace Bay. Written comments should be submitted by July 21, 1990. C.P. 280 Terrace Bay, Ontario POT 2W0 Written responses may be directed to: : District Manager Ministry of Natural Resources es P.O. Box 280 Ministry of Terrace Bay, Ontario POT 2W0 Natural Resources Ontario Lyn McLeod <a aaa