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'Whiskey Bill' Johnson, Toper Extraordinary. William 'Wally' West, Grand Commodore of the Nith Navigation Co. and Bard of the Nith. Between his knees he holds his nautical telescope. The lower end of Penmans mill pond on the Nith River. Here the luxury ships of the Nith Navigation Co. alledgedly took passengers for long cruises.