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11 | O akville B eaver | T hursday,January 24,2019 insidehalton.com planted in soil won't grow into eggplants has been revealed - they're not related. It's an age-old qu estion t hat's rolle d around among egg ea ters a nd eggplanteaters alike, but it se emed lik e no o ne could come to a real consensus. Untilnow. Some believe eggplants are packedwith egg, while others argue theyaren't connected. So which claim is true? After a lengthy investigation, the mystery as to why eggs that get "This is rotten." The answer is not as yellow and white as one would think, according to registered egg-pert Melanie Oval of Sunny Side Research Centre. "There isno denying that eggs have a lot goingfor them," Ova l says. "They are aninexpensive source of high-qualityprotein that also happen to be a source of antioxidants, but there is zero evidence of eggplants containing any egg content." The yolk contains protein as well as other vitamins and minerals, like folate, choline, vitamin A, riboflavin, iron, The results come as a shock to some, who regretted how many eggs they had planted, and wasted, in hopes of fruitful results. "This is rotten." Jordan Aubergine, an eggplant truther exclaimed. With this news coming fresh out of the kitchen, people are disappointed to learn that they have not been getting the nutritional benefits that eggs offer while enjoying eggplant. calcium, phosphorus, potassium and healthy fatty acids. But eaters should be reassured to know that eggplants have many nutritional benefits of their own. At the end of the day, it all boils down to what's at the core of this purple fruit - and that isn't egg. It may have tricked some into believing otherwise, but, as it turns out, the name isn't all it's cracked up to be. Big savings with Bring-It-BackTM. There's a new way to get that hip phone you want for less, only at TELUS. With the Bring-It-Back program, you'll get big savings upfront when you return your phone after 2 years.*savings upfront when you return your phone after 2 years.*savings upfront when you return your phone after 2 years. Learn more at telus.com/bringitback *Conditions apply. †This article is entirely fictional. © 2019 TELUS. S tudy Finds: Egg i n N oWayRelated to Eggplant†t†t