SURVEY (cont'd from page 4) "Chuck" Haviland is a little different (he won't be for'long) and says, "I like long hair and long skirts,"" His motto "Keep fem well covered," Another fellow says, "Oh gosh, I'11 take them anyway they come," Another answer was, "Just depends on the chick, some look pretty awful in short skirts," +) And this was the one that took the cake: "Ugh, if they're anything like your legs, I suggest that they be wrapped in potato sacks," The girls took some insults as well as compliments but you sure can't please everye body. woe TOKE ae BOILER HOUSE BLUES Sing me a song of the Steam Plant boys, Sing a little ditty of the boiler house joys, Water level's fine and coal's level too, So relax for a minute and I'1l1 harmonize with you. Refrain: Oh black liquor, green liquor, force draft fan, Pushed the feeder button and the pulverizer ran, Surge tank, smelt tank, secondary air, Feed pump's down and the grates are bare, Blowback, flashback, positive draft, Power failure and the shiftcr laughed, Turbine, steam line, voltage regulator And the second helper fe&tl in the ole precipitator. Air heater, water heater, economizer too, The coal is frozen and the fire is up the flue Instrument air and explosion doors, Pressure down to zero and the helper sweep- ing floors, If you're looking for a target, well don't shoot the chief, For he certainly expericnces his own share Girne tr , It's a heck of a life when you think hard about it, But you wouldn't give it up and you couldn't live without it. Submitted by EH, Cairns, Steam Department. ab Oy) CREDIT UNION NEWS In spite of the fact that the calendar says that this is September, the Credit Union wishes all the good pcople of Terrace Bay a Very Merry Christmas, (continued on page 6) page 5 LONGLAC CENTURY CLUB (Membership restricted to units having not less than 100 safe days without en on- duty lost-time disabling accident), In Case of Ties Largest Units are listed first Unit gafe Days Administration Office 664, Ag: HOGG 664, 3. Technical Department 664, he Warehouse 664, 5. Bleachery 664, 6. Engineering Office 66k. % Wleetrical 664 8, Hospital 662. 9. Steam & Recovery 631 10, Digest.Br.Stock & Screens 490 11, Woodyard 461 12. dJackladder 157 13, Building & Grounds 391 14. Machine Room 258 15, Structural. 187 16. Kiln, Caustic & Evaps, 112 IN THE DOG HOUSE (Reserved for Units with less than 100 Safe Days) 1. Woodroom 83 2e Pipefitters Te 3. Service Operations 69 4. Mechanical 25 aah a Let's Do Our Best } } At the main entrance to the mill, a sign is now being erected which will carry the score in the 10-mill Safety Contest sponsored by the Northwestern Branch of the Ontario Pulp and Paper Makers! Safety Association. «At the completion of the first month of the contest which is to last for a 6-month period, we were in first position, but due to an accident in August, we will probably find ourselves displaced, Be that as it may, the contest still has more than 33 months to go and an accident-free experience from now until the end of the year could put us back in top position in line for the trophy which will go to the mill with the best exper- ience based on Limited Severity, (the actual number of working days lost due to lost-time disabling injuries, with a maximum time charge of 26 days for any one mishap). And while we are on the subject of Safety Contests, let's bear in mind the fact that the next Mill-wide Safety Contest pay-day will be October lst. If every unit continues to work safely until the end of this month, as they are now doing, (contid page 6)