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penology, indeed in their wildest dreams - consider vol- leyball a fit punishment for convicted criminals. But take curling for instance - there's a sport that could be used to punish sec- continued from page 2 opening ceremony the players conducted before each match. It seems that all 12 starting convicts would walk the 60° feet in single file from one backcourt to-the other while munching on chocolate torte. Really. They referred to this ceremony as "a cake walk through the court system." In the end it was their undoing. When confronted with details of the volleyball pro- gram the regional manager of Metro's correctional services said: "You can't have people having fun." I don't know this manager but with this kind of priority I'm betting he's a recent transfer from Revenue Canada. As a strong proponent of the theory that the punishment must adequately fit the crime, I find a program of weekly volleyball, serving as the penalty for convicted felons absolutely ludicrous. It shakes my belief in com- mon sense and justice to think that the Ministry of Correctional Services could - in their cockeyed vision of la Essential Qualifications: As per Ontario cate - immunized Education gram Language not essential. to: Ni The McCausland Hospital Ambulance Service requires (2) part-time AMBULANCE DRIVER/ATTENDANTS - at least 18 years of age Ambulance Act - valid and subsisting class F driver's license . - C.P.R. card basic rescuer - standard & advanced first aid - restricted radio telephone operator's certifi- - free of driving and/or criminal record tetanus, and hepatitis B - Ontario Secondary School Graduation Diploma or equivalent and enrolled or willing to seek enrolment in a certified EMCA pro- - fluency in English language essential - fluency in French language an asset €xperience as a volunteer ambulance driver preferred but Please submit detailed resume on or before April 17, 1991 Director of Human Resources The McCausland Hospital 2 Cartier Drive Terrace Bay, Ontario POT 2W0 (807) 825-3273 ext. 106 ~ against polio, diphtheria, , OPRDOOE IN MEMORIAM BAXTER, Betty - In loving memory of a dear mother and grandmother, who passed away April 10, 1988. Precious forever are the memories of you, Today, tomorrow and all our life through, Where ever we are, What ever we do We shall always love and remember you. Forever missed and loved by Don, Karen, Rachel and IN MEMORIAM BAXTER - In loving memory of Betty Baxter, a dear mother and grandmother who was called to rest:on April 10, 1988. If tears could build a stairway And heartaches make a lane We d walk the path to heaven To bring you back again - To love, to cherish And never forget No longer in our life to share But in our hearts You are always there Lovingly remembered and sadly missed by Wayne, Lynda, Wendy and Cindy. GOES Cs BO Rize BO ond degree murderers and up. I say we should take the net and volleyball away from con- victed felons and make them sweep long patches of clean ice and wear flat pieces of felt on their heads while they do it. Page 9, News, Tuesday, April 9, 1991 _ Bring back the rock pile, as it were. I say introduce curling at the penitentiary level as a deterent to all those on the out- side who may even now be considering committing a vile and disguising crime. And I say for second offenders, make them watch curling on television. If we can't have capital pun- ishment in this country, then give us the next best thing. Life According to Baba continued from page 2 deep and traumatic troubles stemming out of that. Is having a lot of money the sum total of life and living? Not in yer ole Baba's book. I can think of a great number of good, wonderful and valuable things which have nothing whatsoever to do with money.., - [ll bet you can too. av we r we wa av There has never been a better season or a better reason to travel. Come celebrate spring with special spring savings from norOntair. You can fly from Terrace Bay to Thunder Bay in norOntair comfort for only $3 500 Don't put off that important trip another day. Contact your travel agent or Air Canada at 1-800-665-0520 (English or French) and take flight with norOntair this spring. * some restrictions may apply- nor@ntair 222 Ontario Northland .s av * Unit from 1992 to 1997. ATTENTION: HUNTERS, TRAPPERS, FISHERMEN AND ANYONE INTERESTED IN OUR FORESTS! ° The Ministry of Natural Resources and James River-Marathon Ltd., are prepar- ing a timber management plan to determine the use of the Big Pic Management On April 17th and 18th, we will be holding information centres to let you see and express your opinion on all proposed activities to date including harvest areas and proposed road locations. Times and locations are listed below. We are still looking for background information for the area, including informa- tion on specific areas which may be important to you that will be affected by tim- ber management activities. Members of the Stakeholders Committee and Planning Team will be on hand to discuss our progress to date. Information Centre Locations and Times: April 17, 1991 : April 18, 1991 - Zero - 100 Motel in Marathon Manitouwadge Recreation Centre - 3p.m. to 8 p.m. Project Room 3 p.m. to 8 p.m. EVERYONE IS WELCOME! For further information, please contact Wendy LeClair Written respones may be directed to : District Manager Ministry of Natural Resources Mirietty of Natural Resources P.O. Box 309 P.O. Box 280 Manitouwadge, Ontario . Terrace Bay, Ontario POT 2C0 POT 2Wo Telephone (807) 826-3225 Please note that opinions expressed become public record unless privacy is requested. Renseignements offerts en francais a l'adresse suivante: Ministere des Richesses Naturelles 3 ; Ministry of C.P. 309. Manitouwadge, Ontario Natural : POT 2C0 Telephone (807) 826-3225 Resources Ontario