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TERRACE BAY MEMORIAL RECREATION CENTRE WEEKLY SCHEDULE Week of Dec. 20 MORN ING AFTERNOON 'abebion 4 ve. RGN ING: Mon. Dec. 20 10-11 House League L-6 Minor Hockey 7-8:30 Children Skating 9-10:30 Adult Skatin Tues. Dec. 21 . 10-11 House League 4-6 Figure Skating 7-8:30 Children Skating cake -10:30 Adult Skatin Wed. Dec, 22 10-11 House League 1:30-3230 Public 6: 30-10:00 House League Skating : -6 Minor Hocke Thurs, Dec. 23 10-11 House League 4-6 Figure Skating 7-8:30 Sr. Practice UL al eg -l11 House League: Frid, Dec. 24 10-11 House League 4-6 Minor Hockey XMas Eve Arena Closed Sate: Det~e 25 ; 1:30-3:30 Children XMAS NIGHT ARENA Skating CLOSED 3:30-5:00 Adult Skatin Sia Pete 20." 1:30-3:30 Children Skating 3:30-5:00 Adult Skating LAFF A LITTLE The Scot was heatedly contesting the amount of his far with the train con- ductor, Out of patience, the conductor snatched up the Scot's suitcase and tossed it off just as thé train was corssing a bridge, The case landed with a-splash. a "Hoot mon!" screamed McTavish. "First ye try to rob me and now you have drowned me boy." ' Too much pressure can be put on a sales force, as is indicated by the following: A clothing store was doing its best to clean out its stock of leftovers, There was one suit that was an absolute nightmare. It was perfectly tailored and cut from material of the finest quality, but the predominant colors were green, purple and orange. So as he was going out to lunch oné day, the proprietor called his assistant and said: "Sani, we gotta get rid of that suit, See if you can't figure something to do about it, while 'I'm gone," Well, when he got back about an hour later, he found to his amazed delight that the suit had Sacn sold, but the store was a wreck and so was Sam, A whole reck of clothing had been overturned. A showcase was broken. Sam's face and hands were cut and bleeding, and his suit was in shreds. "Good Heavens, Sam", said the Peers "What happened? Did you have to force that suit on the customer??- "Oh no," said Sam, he didn't object: at all, but I sure had one heck of a scrap with his seding-eye dog," o-0-0 FOR SALE Babybathinette and baby jumper both like new. For sale at half cost. Apply house #81 or phone 349, FOUND Pair of mens gloves in front of Recreation Center. Phone 29 and identify same. 0-0-0