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"FLOP-HOUSE HOCKEY BHLLETIN (cont, ) "The Jones Boy found it difficult to manipulate with "extra weight" added by goalie equipment (although he looks the same with -- them off) with the result that "Watch Me Go" Simms found it an easy task to put. on the red light. A third goal by Upper Floor's Michaelangelo" Campbell forced the retire- ment of Jones and a 3 to 0 score in favour of Manaimo's Richard (Upson) Downey's Upper Floor Roomers over Peter Mazza's Lower Floor Lodgers,. No game is lost without "beef", arid the protest registered concerned the factors that ta referee must newer lose sight of the puck" moved by Prexy Chisholm; "they had cight he's and she's on the ice when they scored" sub mitted by Nurse Caddy; "dees the referee wish to use my binoculars to recognize "Bulgie's"" offside goal" protested by Manager Mazza; and *what were they using as a puck on the snow covered ice when "what do you expect for $106.75 a month" Crisson, brought the only puck into the club house when relieved, prompted by Nurse Weddell, " Outstanding on the ice for the winners were "Forward Mac Marilyn" Munroe in goal, Nurse "Tiger, You Play Rough" Howard, ""Gad- Zukes Pick-Me-Up" Williscroft, "Do they expect of me to use may arm as a hockey stick" Derothy McEwen, 'We never have this kinda fun in Bermuda" Crisson, "Get me a second pair of skates" Betty Austin, "Watch me go" Simms, "Isn't this cute™ Boom-Boom Bazootie Balderstone, and the great painter himself Michaelangelo" Campbell. Doing a good job in saving Clancy and Jones from further red lights were "The Kapuskasing Kid" Smith, "Strictly Cokes" Buck, "Excuse Me" Dolly Felton, "Los Angeles Elyer" Laporte, "Prayerful" Dick Day, imports 'Banker Kowalchuk and "Hudson Bay" Knutson. Standing by and ready to go on the ice to replace broken bones, aging breathers, were Nurses Caddy, Weddel, Duquette, McLean and Dale, After the game, the Roomers and the Lodgers adjourned to the Hudson Bay Staff House for "Tea and Krumpets", and though the game was replayed over and over, as the even- ing pushed on curtains dropped to the tune of "Show Me the Way to Go Home." Watch the "News for the return match in cinemascope! Question of the Week: Who was the Manager in the Black Parka seen kicking the puck out of his team's zone? 0-0-0 Page 7 HOUSE LEAGUE HOCKEY |. Services give Shift #4, first loss Wednesday night saw Services give Shift #, their first beating of the series Duggan's bad boys come out in the first period raring to go. Shift #, Bot the first and only goal of the period, "Doc Campbell put in what I'd call a lucky shot, it richoched off the goal »ost into the net, The second period saw "Speedy" Allen flip 6ne in to tie it up and put Servisoes back in the running. Both teams came out in the third period determined to break the dead- lock. Near the 10 min, mark, "Speedy" Allen while being tripped passed the puck to "Snow-plow"' Legault who scored making it 2-1 for Services. Despite the attempts of #4 shift, the game ended in favour of Services. There were only two penalties in the game both in the third period. . The first went to Allen of Services and a match misconduct to J, Winters of Shift #4. Services and Maintenance Goal - Art Parent Defense - S, Zwaresh S. Dorman: E. LeBlanc N, Allen G, Kydd Forwards- L, Legault W. Janicki . L, McBride J. Cavanaugh J. Mikus E. Charban M, Nicol B. Randa A. Stortini Coach - H, Duggan Referees - S&. Pineault and J, Cummings Shift #4, and Structural Line-U Goal .-- Robinson Defense - Bradly, Red Woods, Chuck Haviland, Bob Burella. Forwards - Doc Campbell, Butch Bouchar¢ Jim Stewart, Bill Sernesky, J. Winters J. Smith, W. Weaver, B. Wishart, Eddie St. Dennis, P. Johnson. Coach - Mel Moore. Shift Beat Shift 1 Last night at the Schreiber Arena, House League Hockey went on the march with Shift 1 opposing Shift 2 in the first game, Shift #2 turned out in natty new sweaters and stockings which contributed in no small way to their passing attack. Scoring opened with Murdo Campbell of Shift #2 slipping a fast pass into the lower left side and a few minutes later banged another in from eta e (cont, on page 8)