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Congr«tulations to the following proud parents: Mr. & lirs, Lloyd Moores - March 27th- Boy Mr. & Mrs. Thor Olsen - March 26th - Girl Mr. & Mrs, M. Kulcheski - Mar.24th- Boy 0-0-0 Husband, pacing the floor with howl- ing baby, to wife: "Isn't it about time to take Lim back to the doctor for the Thou- sane Mile Checkup?". o-0-0 LONGL.\C CHNTURY CLUB (Standings as of midnight, March 28/51) Comprised of all units with 100 or more consecutive safe days without an on-duty disabling injury. Unit Safe Days 1. Administration Office 867 van Hotel 867 3. Warehouse 867 he Electrical _ 867 5. Technical 867 6, Bleachery 867 7 Hospital 867° Si. Steam and Recovery 83k 9. Dig. Br, Stock, Screens 793 10. Buildings and Grounds 594 11. Machine: Room 4,61 12, Jackladder(Seasonal ) LAS 13. Structural 390 14, Kiln, Caustic and Evaps. 315 15. Service Operations 293 16 Wood Room 284 17. Mechanical 228 18. Wood Yard oan In the Dog House Reserved for units with less than 100 con- secutive Safe days, l.. Pipefitters 81 Be Engineering 719 o-0-0 FOUND Zipper tobacco pouch in Legion Hall, after a Union Meeting. Owner may claim same from Bob MacDonald at the Instrument Shop. o-0-0 The regular Cub Meeting will be held at 6:30 p.sm. in the Armouries on Friday. The regular Scout Meeting will be held at 6:45 pom. in the Legion Hall on Friday. Please make every effort to attend and be on time. Patrol Leader Douglas wns award- ed his Cyclist's, ..rtist's and Gardener's badges at the last meeting, Congrntul:tions Doug on 2 swell job, sf. word of thanks to all of those Scouts who helped with the hats and coat checking concession and sale of refreshments at the Easter Dance, All fathers of Cubs and Scouts nre re- minded once agnin to reserve Saturday even- ing, April 2lst for the 2nd innunl Father & Son Banquet. You will receive individual notice with plans and complete detnils ina few days. o-0-0 BLUE CROSS ANECDOTE While this is not one of our regularly scheduled write-ups on Benefit Plans, «a story has come to hand which just points out the fact that there are still a few persons in Onterio who don't quite fully understand how their benefit plans work, "%. young man troubled with all sorts of complaints went to his Doctor, He found nothing wrong with the patient, however he learned that he had been living a spartan life on the farm with regular hours and re- gular hebits for 22 years, The doctor de- cided that a change might be good for the patient so he prescribed a holiday in the ° city. Going to Toronto for the first time, the young man checked in at the Royal York and hed-a wonderful time sleeping in and heving his meals served in his room. ifter a couple of days of this leisurely life, the patient told the room clerk that he had de- cided to stay for a full 51 days nnd con- tinue his new type of life, The clérk cycd the guest from the country and said: "I suppose you know th.t this is costing about $12.00 por day." "Oh, that's all right" was the quick reply, "I*ve got Blue Cross", 0-0-0