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Page 3 MOVIES Owing to the fact that this week's programme has not yet been received, patrons are asked to watch the notice boards for picture titles, 0-0-0 TENANTS PLEASE NOTE 11 requests for work to be done in houses or any other building in P the Townsite area are to be referred to the Mill Engineering Depart- ment at Local 33. 0-0-0 COMMUNITY CHURCH COLUMN Services on Sunday, May 14th centre around the Mother's Day Theme, Rev. A, F. Lavender having chosen "A Mother's Wages" as sermon topic for the 11:00 a.m. morning worship. At 7:00 p.m. "The Unknown Mother" will be the topic. A large attendance is expected for this special Sunday. Choir volunteers are needed and may apply to Mrs. T. S. Hodgkiss, 62 Laurier Avenue, or to the Minister, Sacra- ment of Baptism is to be administered at Mother's Day morning service, Parents having children to be baptised may centact Rev. A. F. Lavender, 61 Laurier Avenue (Dial 96). The Ladies! Auxiliary of the Community Church are sponsoring a Carnation Tag Day on Saturday, May 13th, All residents of the community are asked to welcome the canvassers who will come to your door, The Ladies' Auxiliary will also canvass all ladies of the Townsite for their fa- vourite recipes to be published in the forthcoming Terrace Bay Community Cook Book, The committee-in-charge will appreciate your having these ready when called for, Along with all residents of the Community, this Church column wishes to pass on a word of encouragement to Cal Harvey, whose faith and courage during the past months has been such an example to all. We're looking forward to your return from Toronto in the near future. We know too that Cal will appreciate hearing from any who can spare a few minutes to write him next week at Private Patients Pavilion, Toronto General Hospital. 0-0-0 THE WOMAN'S WAY When I build my better world, I know one thing that is going to be out- iis lawed, That's woman's intuition, Take the little matter of starting the car on a cold morning. I am standing in the garage, already 20 minutes late for work, glaring at this large hunk of inanimate metal. I have primed the carburetor, checked the plugs, and filed the points, At this point my wife walks in. "The license plate looks loose to me", she says. "That's probably why it won't start." In icy silence I tighten the license plate and step on the starter, The car not only starts, but the dash-board clock starts ticking, and the dome light which hasn't worked for four years suddenly shines like a star in the sky, That's womants intuition, If the radio goes on the blink, it is foolish to worry about the tubes or the transformer, You slam the desk drawer three times, and in comes H. V. Kaltenborn just like he was standing there in the room, My wife informs me of this in the tone one uses to a child, If my electric shaver doesn't work, do I worry? No, I go down to the basement and kick a certain water pipe. Sometimes, I fail to kick the right pipe, and have to be led down again and shown, but it always works, If the furnace goes off, I just reach up and put a drop of cologne on the thermosvat. "I discovered that last winter", my wife informs me calmly. Occasionally I get a little confused, Yesterday, for instance, I was tinkering in my workshop, and the electric drill wouldn't work, "Dear, I sang out, "Would you know why the electric drill isn't working"? "Certainly", she called, "You'll have to change your shoes", Reluctant to go up- stairs, I searched around, and found a pair of tennis shoes, I put them on, but the drill still didn't work. My wife then came down, "What", she said, "*are you doing in those old tennis shoes"? "I changed them so the drill would work," and then added triumphantly, "but it doesn't", tof all the egg-heads", she moaned, "I said change the fuse, "It blew out yester- day", 'Who ever heard of making a drill work by changing your shoes? Of course nobody did ----- wre ee ee ee ee 0-0-0 HOSPITAL VISITING Parents Please Note: Due to the danger of infection for both children Hen ~~ "and patients, children under 14 years of age will not be allowed to visit in the Hospital. Parents of children in Raps Sal., will be allowed to visit only if children are seriously ill. Your co-operation will be appreciated,